i'm so ****ing sick of getting looked up by QT, J9, etc. a short stack goes all-in for 1 bb extra and they'll fold, but if you shove a big stack at them they can't wait to get their chips in with JT. they'll ****ing sit there for half an hour thinking about AQ, but show a donk a QTo and he'll cream his shorts. at least pretend you thought about it before calling come on. their tiny little donkey brains get so ****ing baffled playing AA and KK but J9o is cake. i mean with big pairs do i limp and let 8 people see a flop and disguise my hand? should i min. raise with kk hoping to set up an elaborate re-re-re-re-re-raise? gawd so many options. but HOT ****ING CARL show me a Q9 and I know straight up what to do. nevermind how many people have already pushed all-in in front of me, i can MAKE STRAIGHTS WHAT CAN YOUR SHITTY HAND DO. holy **** they're sooooted too oh giggity giggity i need new underwear. jumping josephus on a pogo stick i once won a big pot with j8 of hearts surely every time i get that hand i win right right right? ****in eh are you people braindead. i can tell its sunday because all the abercrombie bitches aren't working at the golf course today and are so full of taco hell shitburritos that they've decided to camp out on pokerstars for the afternoon. just stop for one second and think. all i'm asking is a little pause, a little hesitation where you ask hmmm is my J9 really beating anything? but no these bitches beat me into the pot, so so excited that they have a solid 26% chance of winning hey joebob come check this out i have j9 i have to call right right **** he had AJ didn't see that coming oh wait i have quads lolz what kind of retard plays AJ.