If I were King of the World, mint flavored toothpicks would be against the law!

Roofies would be legal

Polygamy?........ acceptable.

Unprotected sex with multiple annonymous partners would be the standard...

No........


Monogamy.....Unacceptable

IIWKOTW It would be legal to shoot people who drive slow in the fast lane!

Queen Natalie Portman

NH

Every member of Congress would serve a rotation on my human chessboard.

1. The Cubs would win the World Series

2. The US would win the World Cup.


ummmm, gimmie a minute.

Stole my answer.

Although, she'd likely stand in the way of my next goal, which would be disbanding almost every government agency, and putting an end to our renamed socialism. That's where Ayn Cuthbert comes in...

I would make Osama my bitch for a week.

Aren't you a little old to still be in the Ayn Rand phase? (I don't know how old you are, so this is just conjecture.)

asian women would be mandated to only have sex with white guys

Wait, without even considering what I might do. Fuck that rule. When I leave a restaurant that toothpick BETTER be mint flavored.

Justice is something one grows out of? I guess slavery is something one grows into? It's unfair for me to start this now, because I'm on way way out the door, but what is your objection to objectivism, politically?

Oh dear. I don't want to get into this right now, I'll just say that I consider her ideas to be exceedingly utopian. I don't see how you can disprove that.

Wow. In depth.

You said you were just leaving so I didn't see the point in going into depth. By the way, your use of smilies cheapens your posts.

Exceeding what? In what way?

IQ tests would be required before obtaining an account in online poker forums.

You're righ, I should go. I'll be back in a few hours.

Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassin
Imagine going to court with no trial
Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters
No welfare supporters, more conscious of the way we raise our daughters
Days are shorter, nights are colder
Feeling like life is over, these snakes strike like a cobra
The world's hot my son got not evidently
It's elementary, they want us all gone eventually
Trooping out of state for a plate knowledge
if coke was cooked without the garbage, we'd all have the top dollars
Imagine everybody flashin, fashion
Designer clothes, lacing your click up with diamond vogues
Your people holdin dough, no parole
No rubbers, go in raw imagine law with no undercovers
Just some thoughts for the mind
I take a glimpse into time
watch the blimp read "The World Is Mine"

The way to be, paradise like relaxin
black, latino and anglo-saxon
Armani exchange the reins
Cash, Lost Tribe of Shabazz, free at last
Brand new whips to crash then we laugh in the illa path
The Villa house is for the crew, how we do
Trees for breakfast, dime sexes and Benz stretches
So many years of depression make me vision
The better livin, type of place to raise kids in
Open they eyes to the lies history's told foul
But I'm as wise as the old owl, plus the Gold Child
Seeing things like I was controlling, click rollin
Trickin six digits on kicks and still holdin
Trips to Paris, I civilized every savage
Gimme one shot I turn trife life to lavish
Political prisonner set free, stress free
No work release purple M3's and jet skis
Feel the wind breeze in West Indies
I make Coretta Scott-King mayor the cities and reverse fiends to Willies
It sounds foul but every girl I meet to go downtown
I'd open every cell in Attica send em to Africa

You'd love to hear the story how the thugs live in worry
Duck down in car seats, heat's mandatory
Runnin from Jake, gettin chased, hunger for papes
These are the breaks many mistakes go down out of state
Wait, I had to let it marinate we carry weight
Tryin to get laced, flip the ace stack the safe
Millionaire plan to keep the gat with the cocked hammer
Makin moves in Atlanta, back and forth scrambler
Cause you could have all the chips, be poor or rich
Still nobody want a nigga havin ****
If I ruled the world and everything in it, sky's the limit
I push a Q-45 Infinit
It wouldn't be no such thing as jealousies or B Felonies
Strictly living longevity to the destiny
I thought I'd never see but reality struck
Better find out before your time's out, what the ****??

The word 'exceedingly' doesn't have to be quantity-specific. For example in Britain there is a long running advertising campaign for "Mr Kipling's exceedingly good cakes".

IIWKOTW

People who tried to steal my threads would have their hands cut off.

Sorry, I guess I'm just bitter because there are no 'Queen of the World' threads for me to up my post count in.

With all due apology to SAM, this is the greatest 666th post ever. I laughed, I cried, I puked pea soup.

Darn, I already put the popcorn in the microwave and was just getting comfortable.

Randy Reed would be my secretary of defense, $20 bills piled neatly on his desk

I'm instantly convinced that no other country would dare fuck with us again.

And we'd be getting a lot of beer, two at a time.

OK Then

If LadyGrey were Queen of the World a Woman could be a King!

this thread reminds me of this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_A._Norton

I would make Ron Mexico the secratary of the posterior.

Are you making a Discordianism comparison?

You can still be king. You just have to cut your hair and make out with a woman.

I am totally OK with this....

QFMFT

would it surprise you that i have a list of about 1500 things to do if i ruled the world? and all of these came when i was high?

uhh, yaa, that's the ticket!

IIWKOTW

George Carlin would be my Press Secretary.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail would be standard ciriculum for grades K-12 (or until the population had the entire movie memorized, whichever comes first).

One Brazillion and upwards would become "official" numbers.

Two words: Naked States.

honestly i'd probably fcuk things up pretty bad. not on purpose but yea there'd probably be a lot of hungry pissed off people (more than there are now)