Dear Friend

This letter is written to you in order to change your life from today.
I am Mr. John Aboh the Director, International Remittance Department of
this Bank, my Boss, Mr. Jacobs M. Ajekigbe, the Managing Director/CEO
of this bank is now on compulsory leave and all power have been vested
on me to make all international payments.

Also, due to reported cases of corrupt practices in other Nigeria
Banks including the Central Bank of Nigeria, the Federal Government has
revoked/cancelled all power vested on those banks and has appointed our
bank (First Bank of Nigeria) to make all foreign payments.
Be informed that the Federal Government have approved the release of
part-payment of US$5.7Million out of your total funds, which has been in
this bank for many years unclaimed because my boss Mr. Jacobs Ajekigbe,
collaboration with the Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) have
refused to tell you the truth on how to claim your fund this is because
he has been using the interest accumulated from your fund every year to
enrich himself without your knowledge.
I want to help you pull out this fund to your bank account using the
easiest and the quickest method, which have not been made known to you
before. By this method, you will open a domiciliary account with this
bank (First Bank of Nigeria), your fund would be lodged into this
domiciliary account and your fund will be paid in directly to any bank of your
choice. After the transfer, you will confirm the fund in your bank
account within 5hours the same day. No Cost of Transfer (COT) and no
stoppage from any Government departments as the transfer will be done within
the bank alone and it is very safe.
The method which was introduced to you before is the Telegraphic
Transfer (TT) for which confirmation was 48hrs, because of the time factor,
petitions could come from various organizations stopping your payment
and asking you to pay huge fee which would be difficult for you to pay so
that they can benefit from the huge interest your fund generates while
still in the Bank. This method is not safe for you because it is not
done within the bank alone as information of the payment would be sent to
the Central Control Unit (CCU) of the Federal Ministry of Finance and
office of the Accountant General of the Federation.

As a good Christian, I have nothing to gain by keeping your fund, I
want to assist you receive your fund before my boss resumes office. You
have to follow up and work with me now, so keep this very confidential
because of fraudsters and impostors who go about presenting various bank
accounts in order to divert another beneficiary's fund. Confirm to me
through this e-mail address johnaboh@yahoo.com , your present/valid account
co-ordinates and amount to be claimed so that I do not transfer your
fund to the wrong Bank Account.

Awaiting your quick response.

Yours truly,
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Now family,
I need your help. How can I benefit the most with this, how can I scam the scammer for all his money, and/or have the most fun in the process.

Love Tritz


PS I am aware of the Ebola Monkey Man

http://www.scamvictimsunited.com/phpBB2/vi...94%26start=0%26

My suggestion is to just delete it and not bother with it.. I suggest reading that thread in the link above, especially KarynSolo's post if you want to know more about this kind of stuff.

got dozens of these emails, still waiting to get my share in the money he promised

Paul Phillips had a creative reponse to someone similar, i'd search his website, extempore.livejournal.com or something (you can google it) and search his archives, it's pretty funny as he ends up sending this guy like 7 emails and gives counteroffers.

I've been reading about people who have been able to actually get these scammers to send them money and that makes me laugh, and I want that to happen.

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...l=Kilgore+Trout

ask them if they can see the flop on stars

jokes on you, i did in my reply.

the guy sounds legit. how come there is no trust in the world. ill show you guys by becoming wealthy by helping this guy out

It wasn't Paul who actually replied. He just posted a link to someone who did. What was funny is the guy actually got the scammers to send him a small sample of gold.

Actually, the joke is still on you, my friend.

Right about here, I thought the letter was going to be about penis size.

since i've replied to virtually every other thread tritz has created, i figured i should reply to this one as well.

+1

no jokes on you still. You remind me of the kid from the 6th sense, "I see flops, before they even flop"

My children's futures rely on the promise of Nigerian money...

I've won the International lottery dozens of times. I am teh rich!!11!