I was reading some of Daniel's old Card Player articles and he was talking about a tournament that had a lot of young players, and I found this to be really funny:

"The key hand in the tournament for me came against one of the old guys, who seemed ancient. The dude had to be 36 years old or something. He seemed to be in pretty good shape for his age, though, as he wasn't using a cane, walker, or wheelchair to get around."

Nice.