Check it

Ron Mexico is Gay

I'm not sure about the song, but the bolded part of your profile is fantastic.

I was amused.

OMG... I love it. And my name is in it!

naw, man...you trippin. check dat **** again, and make sure to hit up the last verse mang

I already caught that. I'm flattered. What was the exact line?

here's dat whole section yo


There it is, and now my rhymes are so crazy and sick
Oh, by the way Dirty dutch can suck on my dirty dick
he thinks he’s tight cause he wrote a couple of bitch lines
for that flow, I’d have to give him multiple big fines

He knows my real name so he must be cool.

Ya, that was worth a listen.

Did he say your name? I didn't catch it.

OP post all the lyrics, I couldn't make most of them out.

Not bad bro. Love the hook and title.

FYP

I thought he said my name near the beginning, but I could be mistaken.

2nd, it sounds really clever but I'm a pasty whiteboy so I can't understand all the lyrics.

2nd.

Edit: or 3rd. That's cool too.

Dutch's responce:

Daw-kins throw-back, pressed with the starches

I'm comin' heavy, packed with 9's for the marches

I'm strapped up with more Macs than the arches--

You try'd to take my pot? You spitin' chips, I'll shoot a cartridge




Nameliss--

Gameless--

Motherfucker shamless

His bitch is clapped up; gets so much meat that it's dangerous



On the subject of bitches and their sins, your mom puts away more protein than Dr. Atkins;

Enough DNA to put OJ away

She gave me a glass bottom boat, and I didn't even have to pay

I'm 'bout to bluff you, son, that's really all I got to say.

All of a sudden I know who FYP is.

Mwahahaha.

very very cool

you've been heard, dirty bitch

lol, a rap battle is brewing...


but that's actually not too bad dutch, i like the bolded part the most. You should record a response to some music.

i like it...definitely post the lyrics..

many thanks boyz and gurrlz


I'll toss the lyrics up a lil lata

Be sure to do more.

I laughed, um...bobbed my head like a playa.


mad props yo

5 Members: missIdaho, Hobbes, Ron_Mexico, ajs510, FYP


If you post it, he will come.

What program did you use to make the hook?

all over your skirt




but I'm a gentleman, I'll pay for the drycleaning

LOL Nice. I kept waiting for the hook to say "everybody knows to PM DNA"

shewww!

don't lie, you're p1ssed it didn't

very good.

what are the 3 lines in the hook b4 the "everybody knows ron mexico is gay" line?

one of em is tritz can see the flops...something something something

I hope that helped

"Koop loves going deep, but it's not what you think...
we got custom36 for that type of thing,

woops, i take it back cuz custom is the law,
just tryn to say koop is a deep stack god."

best verse in the song.

:breaks character:

I used Sony Sound Forge 8.0 for all the recording/mixing. Unfortunatly I didn't create the beat...that shits way to hard.


I tried to make it as clear as possible, but my annunciation could use some work.

Here are the lyrics.

Verse #1
Welcome to a place called F-C-P
Where storytime with Beans is al-ways free.
We got all kind o’ peeps, Caleb, Derek, Terry.
But all ask the same, “Hey Daniel, where’s Jerry?”

We got the best site, not four or any otha
We ain’t all family, but Theresa’s our mutha
Some may say that she’s hot, some maybe not
But I know she got nothing on the army hoes in leather.

Koop loves goin deep, but it’s not watcha think.
We got Custom 36 for that type of thing.
Whoops, I take it back, cause Custom is the law.
Just tryin to say that Koop is a deep stack gawd.

Chorus x3
Everybody knows Gen. Poker rots away
…and Everybody knows OT is where we play
Everybody knows tritz can see flops right away
…and Everybody knows Ron Mexico is gay

Verse #2
Now I’mma slow it down, but just for a sec.
Cause FCP gets serious, and I haven’t yet.
People get banned, and it ain’t always funny
Like when USC pissed off the great Digital Monkey.

Drawing in DM had a friend as his av
Course 10-8 was an ***, and said some **** bad
Well it turned out DD’s friend had just died in a crash
So ten got E-raped, just like it was smash.

Except for that ****, it’s mostly fun and games
To see who can post the most sickening flames
Please don’t be the ***** who complains and cries
For those that do, please go back to pocket fives

Chorus x2

Verse #3
Those two were weak, I won’t even front
I was just focusing on smoking this blunt
Now that I’m warm, I’m gonna break through the curse
I’m gonna spit hot fire while I tear up this verse.

But not right yet, cause I’m doin some crack
And I still gotta wait until the beat changes back.

There it is, and now my rhymes are so crazy and sick
Oh, by the way Dirty dutch can suck on my dirty ****
he thinks he’s tight cause he wrote a couple of ***** lines
for that flow, I’d have to give him multiple big fines

I don’t know you all, and you don’t know who I am
I’ll just say that I’m not cu in 4 years dan
If I had the time, I would end the song with something large
It’s just too bad for you that these are my last few bars

To PartyPokerSux, good luck to you before, I go
Just think of us when you make millions when you turn pro
Remember nothing’s more tight than nameless, and I’m not bluffing
…….nothing.

Chorus x3

Awesome

GET A MYSPACE PROFILE!!

Upload your song, Ill play it in my profile namelisss

This lost you all credibility and respect.

nice work , but if you don't include DNA next time "he knows people"

Nice hand

Com'on mang, the last couple bars were wrote just fo yo white ***

HEY WHITE RAPPER


THATS WHACK

i got a chuckle.. way to go sir

aren't u the guy from "Whiteboyz" OP?

chill dude

That's great, now get back into character.

Very nice...


I'm flattered



...and plastered



...some call me a bast*rd




nah...




I'll stick to bathroom jokes

Another reason to hate white guys who rap.

Damn, that was gay.

You're a loser. Nuff said.

So am I an army ho in leather? And if so, who did you buy those pics from?


Great job. That chorus is gonna be going through my head all night.

haha me and al gore are reading this thread

oh renae...



the FYP possibilities are endless

I've listened to the song about 20 times so far tonight. I can't get enough of it.