Full Version: Get On It....
Its nine oclock on a saturday......
the regular crowd shuffles in...
There's an old man sitting next to me
It's humid in this place, and the lights go dim....
QUOTE (ForRealDD @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 12:12 PM) 
making love to his tonic and gin...
FYP
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 8:16 AM)
FYP
Nice.
He says, son, can you play me a memory?...
I'm not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
when I wore a younger man's clothes...
La la la, de de da
Oh la da de da da de daaaa daaa
There's no earthly way of knowing
Awww......
Awww......
QUOTE (NortonFan @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 11:29 AM)
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
u suck at life NortonFan.
P.S. My sister likes you.
P.S. My sister likes you.
So I says to the guy, "How much for your sister?"
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me.
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 12:24 PM)
Oh la da de da da de daaaa daaa
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
sing us a song toooooniiight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin alright
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
but theres someplace that he'd rather be....
He says Bill I believe this is killing me..
As the smile ran away from his face..
Gonna get me a whore only if it's free
And cum all over her face
Oh, ladedadide daaaaa....
And cum all over her face
Oh, ladedadide daaaaa....
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 3:21 PM)
But I'm sure that I could be a movie star...
That's what I meant...
So John purchases the youngest of the 3 sisters, Jodi, and takes her home for the night when he realizes...
QUOTE (Canuckickstan @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 3:30 PM)
if i could get out of this place..
Oh, la la la, de de da
la la la de de daaaaaaa daa
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
WTF is a real estate novelist?
WTF is a real estate novelist?
who never had time for a wife...
[i have no idea..sam]
[i have no idea..sam]
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8 @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 3:45 PM)
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
WTF is a real estate novelist?
WTF is a real estate novelist?
<In tune with the song>:
How the Hell should I ****ing know
But he sounds like a jerk
Even when he's at work
And I heard he really loves blow
Oh, ladidadididaaaa....
<Hey, this is fun!>
and he's talking with Davy who's still in the navy
and probably will be for life
Ladidadididaaaaa
dididididaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh, sing us a song, you're the piano man!
dididididaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh, sing us a song, you're the piano man!
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8 @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 11:45 AM)
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
WTF is a real estate novelist?
WTF is a real estate novelist?
I think the implication is that he works in Real Estate but wishes he were a writer...
sing us a song tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a saturday
and the manager gives me a smile
Wait, didn't we miss the part about the waitress practicing politics?
Wait, didn't we miss the part about the waitress practicing politics?
cause he knows it's me that they're coming to see
You can blame Mercury for that...his bad...
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 2:24 PM)
Wait, didn't we miss the part about the waitress practicing politics?
You can blame Mercury for that...his bad...
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, May 26th, 2006, 3:24 PM)
and the manager gives me a smile
Wait, didn't we miss the part about the waitress practicing Felatio?
Wait, didn't we miss the part about the waitress practicing Felatio?
"Crap, I miss all the good stuff" he says with a thick drunken southern accent
To forget about life for a while.
AND the piano sounds like a carnival
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