So I just got back from the grocery store and as I exit the building a Brinks Security armored vehicle pulls up. Out of this Brinks Security armored vehicle steps a 4'7" octogenarian with XXL hearing aids in both ears, a cane, VERY thick horn-rimmed glasses, and is sweating profusely on what is a (thus far) mild day at best.

I don't mean to be cruel - and I know the vehicle is armored - but I just wouldn't feel comfortable entrusting large sums of money to Mr. Magoo.

Just thought it was mildly humorous that this guy was in charge of an armored security vehicle.

Did you know that they can shoot you? They're one of the very few civilian professions that can carry and fire a weapon.

I did not.

If he was carrying a gun it was obscured by the massive 8 ball atop his cane.

Your avatar makes me feel nauseous. I thought this post was going to be about animal droppings. Overall this has been a disappointing post, although I enjoyed your use of the word "octogenarian".

Admittedly this probably would have been much funnier had it been about animal droppings. That said, just had to share.

Avater changed...AGAIN. This really is an anti-Hellmuth forum isn't it? I found that 2003 WSOP montage to be quite hilarious. The guy's a total a.ss but he makes for great TV.

I think I entered this thread with false interpretations

Hellmuth is alright, I just don't relish in the sight of unidentified white fluid dripping from his mouth.

Duly noted. FWIW - OP edited. Hope there's no more dissapointments.

what was his avatar can someone pos tit?

Why do they look like refried beans?

The pictures were taken outside of a mexican restaurant.