No real topic, so feel free to discuss anything that puzzles you, such as the concept of infinity, why people like different kinds of music or why your Dad ignored you as a child. it's all good...

Do you need a hug?

I find it hard to understand how anyone can _love_ cauliflower. My sister does, and it just seems that it is a vegetable that you can either like a little, or dislike a little. I mean, there is nothing there to feel strongly about. I'm talking boiled cauliflower, no sauce or anything. Maybe some salt.

I find it tastes a little like corn.

MasterLJ, no, don't need a hug, but I wouldn't say no if one came my way, especially from a big titty girlie.

+ 1

That's interesting, because I love corn.

How could someone not really know what a Tivo is?

Here in the UK Tivo isn't really a big thing at all. I don't know anyone that has it. In fact I'm still living back in the stone ages, recording onto video tapes.

And yet all the way over there, you still know what it is, don't ya?

Yeah, but only because I read DN's blog and he mentions it 5 times every post...

It's possible. Ultimately, I'm not a huge TV watcher, so I don't really pay attention to innovations like TIVO and such. I'd have to say that, prior to my blunder, I had never visited the Television forum, so I had no idea how big a deal it was. That being said, it was certainly a lapse in judgement on my part, clearly forgetting about time zones and such, as well as TIVO. I any case, it was, by no means, a malicious revelation and I consider my lesson learned. I reserve the right to laugh about it and/or tell people who keep playing that card to **** off and die.

Love, Mercury69



Thanks, Lady Grey, for the unintentional support. Not everyone "knows" about TIVO, nor can everyone afford it. ****ing elitist pigs (sw).

My question is, why does eating asperagus make some people's pee smell, and other people's not?

Mine doesn't smell after I eat it...

ooooh...maybe I'm like an Xmen and this is my special power

Wow, that's a lame power. I guess I'd have to go to the remedial classes at Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

That kinda sucks. I guess I could get my revenge on Iceman for stealing my girl by eating a bunch of asperagus and then peeing on him...

but I guess he'd just freeze it huh?

dang...this superpower sucks

You need to start posting here.

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=54291

Really, why?

Oh they find TV so appauling that even the idea of TiVo makes them sick ( Me!)

I like the idea of TIVO, it's just that I don't know much about it. You can program it to "record" shows and play them when you want and you don't need a VCR, right? See, I'm a modern guy.

Because I enjoy your posts.

That's because I only post when I have something to say.

Cauliflower is ok. Doesn't really taste like anything. I like it.

Bingo.

I don't know if you've seen that thread before, but it basically just consists of the more tolerable posters here hanging out while they're at work. Most of it is pretty funny. Feel free to drop in. Tell them I sent you.

Thanks. If it means anything, I like your arrogance.

LOL! LadyGrey is funnah.

LOL. Thanks. I doubt your sincerity, but I appreciate it either way.

My dad was a caring dad but he was always drunk. I remember him driving home after we went fishing. I was 6 or 7 and scared because he was too drunk to drive. I finally said something to him. He got pissed and took his hands off the wheel and told me to drive.

I was more scared then.

To be fair I was being honest, but you'll probably like me less for admitting it.

You're probably being serious, but it sounds like a Deep Thought (Jack Handy)

You're right. I hate you know.

Seriously though. Stop by the thread if your bored at work or something. It's good for wasting time.

I'm a student with important exams starting in 2 weeks. So, I'll probably see you there.

I see. Where do you go to school?

You're right I was serious and it does sound like Jack Handy.

Another one

I remember when I was watching tV and my dad came out of his room. To come watch TV with me? No, he walked past me into the garage and peed on a wall. I asked him what he was doing and he said he went to the bathroom.

he wasn't in the bathroom.

I remember my dad going totally off on my mom when I was 4. She cried and went out and sat in the wood paneled station wagon. (yes, seriously) I remember like it was yesterday that I put some butter on a piece of bread and brought it to her.

Isn't it weird as heck what we remember?

Oxford. Where do you work?

At the risk of sounding insensitive and blaze about your dad...

Your life sounds like a Lifetime movie

In California. I'm going to school part time as well.

Nice, I've been to Cali once when I was nine. I'm going back next year but I'll probably be working in Walmart this time, trying to make ends meet.

This sounds a lil weird now but growing up I thought all kids went through stuff like this.

WalMart eh? Think you could hook me up with some new socks at a discounted price?

Actually you're not alone. My dad and my mom got divorced when I was real young so he was never around when I was younger. So he was a weekend dad and he had to drive from Malibu to the Inland Empire (this is in So-California) and he would blow me and my brother off all the time. One time, he actually had a friend drive him because he was too drunk to pick us up himself.

Some weekends he'd go off on the beach with his buddy and drink himself silly. Then come back and yell and me and my brother for wanting him to buy us a happy meal the next day.

If you need discounts on WalMart prices perhaps you should just wear plastic bags on your feet instead.

Honestly though, I'll probably try prostitution before resorting to the WalMart idea. I'm sure I could lift a nice pair of socks from a sleeping punter for you though.

Well, right now I'm wearing shoes made from shoe boxes so I'm looking to upgrade.

You and your crazy British slang. I had to look up "punter" on Wikipedia to find out what that word means in that context. By all means swipe me some socks though. I'm not one to turn down free footwear.

I didn't think 'punter' was British slang but Wiki knows best as usual. I'm guessing you're familiar with 'wanker', 'bollocks' and 'tosser' though, right? They're probably the most commonly used slangwords in the UK.

I know of wanker and bollocks, but tosser is new to me.

Ok, that made me laugh.

Interesting factoid - for a long time people thought that only some people's pee smelled post-asparagus. Now, however, it is known that virtually everyone's pee smells funny post-asparagus, but it is more rare to be able to smell that particular scent.

So your superpower is really actually more likely a lack of a scent gene. Isn't that cool???


Yeah, doubt it.