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cu in 4years Dan
wow i was in the city last night and i had my wallet stolen via slicing my back pocket open without me noticing.
400 in cash with my drivers licence hot girl pics and alot more.
POO!
Dr. Mario
You got your pocket sliced open without you noticing?
cu in 4years Dan
pickpockets are tricky.
it was in the city and very crowded with alot of noise.
i thought it was jenifer aniston touching my ***.... sadly not
Wingmaster05
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Monday, May 22nd, 2006, 11:32 PM) *
pickpockets are tricky.
it was in the city and very crowded with alot of noise.
i thought it was jenifer aniston touching my ***.... sadly not

jennifer aniston doesnt have edward scissor hand-type paws, but i'll go with the image of jen anyway.
timwakefield
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Monday, May 22nd, 2006, 11:28 PM) *
wow i was in the city last night and i had my wallet stolen via slicing my back pocket open without me noticing.
400 in cash with my drivers licence hot girl pics and alot more.
POO!



You can always get more cash and a new license, but hot girl pics!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HangukMiguk
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 12:01 AM) *
You can always get more cash and a new license, but hot girl pics!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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wow....word's cannot...oh man...
cu in 4years Dan
that wallet was genuine Pleather lol (not a typo).
and yes the girls were from my school and very hot.
oh well
DMBroller
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=61305

Already been there, bub. And when it happens for real it probably is not a real fun experience. Next time be creative.
MisterB
Karmas a bitch
cu in 4years Dan
his one was a muggin mine was a pick pocket, no gun no noise no blood
DMBroller
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 9:23 AM) *
no gun no noise no blood

How unfortunate.
Jdr999
This is why I keep my wallet and other valueable goods in my front pant pockets.
RodReynolds
QUOTE (Jdr999 @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 7:55 AM) *
This is why I keep my wallet and other valueable goods in my front pant pockets.


I used to do that too. But some guy slashed that pocket open with a knife and went a little too deep. Now I'm circumcised.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 12:28 AM) *
wow i was in the city last night and i had my wallet stolen via slicing my back pocket open without me noticing.
400 in cash with my drivers licence hot girl pics and alot more.
POO!

How old are you?
MasterLJ
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 12:28 AM) *
wow i was in the city last night and i had my wallet stolen via slicing my back pocket open without me noticing.
400 in cash with my drivers licence hot girl pics and alot more.
POO!


Dude, if you're anywhere crowded and feel someone touch you in your wallet area, turn around ready to swing.

Wallet in the front pocket is +EV, plus it doesn't create back problems.
SunDrop
QUOTE (Jdr999 @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 7:55 AM) *
This is why I keep my wallet and other valueable goods in my front pant pockets.
Tommyhawkers
Rubberband around cash wad, with debit cards, license, etc. in the middle of folded over cash = +EV
ricker
I feel weird when I have my wallet in my front pocket...

kinda like when you have your shirt on backwards. It still fits, but it just doesn't work.
the red bull
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 6:48 AM) *
and yes the girls were from my school and very hot.




You carry pictures of girls from your school in your wallet?


That's pretty fucking creepy
SonicReducer
QUOTE (the red bull @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 4:27 PM) *
You carry pictures of girls from your school in your wallet?
That's pretty fucking creepy


Be worse if they were boys...
cu in 4years Dan
QUOTE (the red bull @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 12:27 PM) *
You carry pictures of girls from your school in your wallet?
That's pretty fucking creepy

girls who let me touch their boobies not randoms
HangukMiguk
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 8:08 PM) *
girls who let me touch their boobies not randoms

ohmy.gif icon_eek.gif ohmy.gif icon_eek.gif ohmy.gif

that statement disturbs me beyond no end...
madtrix72
QUOTE (RodReynolds @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 8:41 AM) *
I used to do that too. But some guy slashed that pocket open with a knife and went a little too deep. Now I'm circumcised.

OUCH

LOL
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loogie
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 9:08 PM) *
girls who let me touch their boobies not randoms


It's time for a quick chromosome count.
cu in 4years Dan
haha you heard that song called to many chromosome's? hahaha
loogie
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 9:35 PM) *
haha you heard that song called to many chromosome's? hahaha


To whose what now?
HangukMiguk
QUOTE (loogie @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 8:40 PM) *
To whose what now?

something about a song...or a thong, i'm not sure what to believe anymore.

or maybe it's a sarong
brvheart
Either way, in the world of IQ.....


box of hair > cu in 4years Dan
ROGUE06
Just a tip....anytime I go to the city or a big crowded public place, I always put my wallet in my front pocket. This is definetly important for places like concerts or subways. Tough break tho. sad.gif
Jdr999
QUOTE (ricker @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 12:10 PM) *
I feel weird when I have my wallet in my front pocket...

kinda like when you have your shirt on backwards. It still fits, but it just doesn't work.


I hate my wallet in my back pocket; very odd feeling when I sit down.
STYLINHAWYN
QUOTE (Jdr999 @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 9:08 PM) *
I hate my wallet in my back pocket; very odd feeling when I sit down.


thats when you go ahead and move your wallet to the front pocket for the time being. Go ahead and try it out, it's kind of tricky at first, but after a while it becomes like 2nd nature. thank me later

another thing, I live in Hawaii... not once have I ever heard of anyone being "pick pocketed" guess the criminals here aren't as gifted. or maybe they are just too lazy to go through all the hassle of cutting your pants open. they usually get right to the point and beat me for my cash
Jeepster80125
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Wednesday, May 24th, 2006, 4:35 AM) *
haha you heard that song called to many chromosome's? hahaha


They probably saw how many stupid, useless, and idiotic threads that you start, and replies that you make. See above for example #1.

That is why they targeted you. Because you are stupid.

Good luck with that.
kers2
QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 3:28 AM) *
wow i was in the city last night and i had my wallet stolen via slicing my back pocket open without me noticing.
4 in cash with my junior hs id card ugly girls that i groped pics and alot more like my retard card, plastic helmet, and liquid lunch.

DUDUDUUUUUUUUUUHHH!



I'm sorry to hear about your loss
DrawingDeadInDM
Jesus Harold Christ.
vonteego3
QUOTE (loogie @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 9:40 PM) *
To whose what now?


I icon_suit_heart.gif you, loogie. But not in a "carry your picture in my wallet" type of way.
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