Sorry, that song for willie wonka is dancing through my brain, and I wanted to make you all suffer with me...

I never had a chance to shine
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing
Cause I've got a golden ticket........

Song: (I've Got A) Golden Ticket Lyrics

Grandpa Joe:
I never thought my life could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me

'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye

I never had a chance to shine
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing

'Cause I've got a golden ticket

[Spoken]
It's ours, Charlie!

[Sung]
I've got a golden sun up in the sky

I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and say
Good morning, look at the sun
I never thought that I would be
Slap in the lap of luxury
'Cause I'd have said:

Charlie:
It couldn't be done

Grandpa Joe:
But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

Grandpa Joe and Charlie:
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day

Grandpa Joe:
[Spoken]
Good morning, look at the sun!

Grandpa Joe and Charlie:
'Cause I'd have said,
It couldn't be done

Grandpa Joe:
But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

'Cause I've got a golden ticket

Grandpa Joe and Charlie:
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance to make my way
And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day

good morning star shine, the world says HELLOOOO!

I think you just remember my Johnny Depp fetish and were using a 6 degrees of separation bait to bring me out of hiding.

I knew you secretly loved me, BigD.

what secret? and you think you're the only one with that fetish? Please.

I won a silver ticket in a bottle of beer once.

SHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHH...

Grandpa Joe, Grandma Josephine, Grandpa George and Grandma Georgina. Those names always cracked me up.

I never dreamed that I would climb....


Over the moon in ecstasy...........

But nevertheless, it's there that I'm.................


Shortly about to be


'cause......



I've got a golden ticket....

I've got a golden chance to make my way..

and with a golden ticket it's a

gold

en.....


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1




The song's back in my head folks.. sorry.

how come i can't stay in bed for 20 years

Thanks, ***....

now i have to go to bed with that stuck in my head?

meh, im turning on some zappa

i love grapes.

Mr. Turkentine: Charlie Bucket? How many Wonka bars did you open?
Charlie Bucket: Two.
Mr. Turkentine: That's easy. 200 would make about 20% of the...
Charlie Bucket: Not 200. Just two.
Mr. Turkentine: Two? What do you mean you only opened two?
Charlie Bucket: I don't care that much for chocolate.
Mr. Turkentine: Well, I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you opened 200! Alright, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, aside from being dreadfully sick, you would have checked 20% of the 1000 Wonka bars in the world.

I want a feast.
I want a bean feast!
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
No, now!!

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now

I never thought that life could be...


anything but catastrophe...


But suddenly I begin to see....



A bit of good luck for me......



'cause.......

I know what DVD I might watch tonight...

hi

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

about time this thread had a mother fuking link


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0PIbpmL2k

No decimal points in English grammar schools?

shut off, you wanker



(i think thats how it goes...i dunno)

Ninety-nine... forty-four... one hundred percent pure.

I want to choke Veruca Salt and SIIHP. But that's just me.

the girls in the band, YOU SICKOS!!!!

I heard that Charlie did while on set. And Violet as well. Charlie was a little pimp.

Well he owns a goddam magic chocolate factory, of course he's a pimp!

Overrated movie.

your heart is 3 sizes too small, obv

...And now it's stuck in MY head.

Thanks, fagotronix, my shit day is now slightly more grading; albeit somewhat more lightheartedly uplifting.

I want a feast... NO! I want a bean feast..

what is this bullshit movie!!!


http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/09/mr_mago...lfactory_ad.php

It's a ripoff. Look at the damn font for chrissakes.

ahh golden tickets!

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father!

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

I want this job.. I want this whole job