okay you computer fcp fanatics, need some advice on a webcam. what brands are good, not too sure what to look for. I know I can count on you guys. Thanks in advance...

Whatever is most expensive.

The one that makes my penis look the biggest.

hmmm. what type of magnifying glass should this be?

Electron microscope.

Logitech makes a good webcam. Cisco Systems brands them for their desktop video conferencing solution.

DAMN YOU! Don't make fun of me because I am afflicted with Micro-Penis Dimension Syndrome. IT'S NOT A DISEASE, IT'S A SYNDROME!!! Now, where the hell did I put my zircon encrusted tweezers...?

What other purpose is there for webcams other than to show someone your penis/vag? Anyone know?

None.

So if your sig. other bought a webcam but you haven't been getting any of the shows...you should probably know something is wrong, right?

I bet she's moonlighting on myspace as a college student. Or doublefisters.com.

Will you be using it for porn? If not, don't bother.

Getting one for you was just the cover.

Just make sure you get at least 30 fps.*

* frames per second