he really is a jerk
July 09, 1999

One of the two deaths attributed to the storm was the result of an auto accident just after 11 a.m., when a car hydroplaned in the northwest part of the valley.

A Mercedes, driven by Las Vegan Shahram Sheikhan, 29, was traveling at speeds too fast for the slick road conditions on Buffalo Drive just north of Charleston Boulevard, Metro Police said.

The Mercedes slid across the raised center median of southbound Buffalo and struck a Lincoln traveling in the northbound lanes, police said.

The female passenger, 91-year-old Dorathy Ohriner of Las Vegas, died at the scene, the Clark County Coroner's office said today. The Lincoln was driven by Neil Ohriner, 66, also of Las Vegas, police said.

Sheikhan and Mr. Ohriner were taken to University Medical Center with moderate injuries.
Damn. At least Phil and the Mouth don't kill old people. Jesus Christ.

Is this seriously that same guy...or is it just a similar name? I don't care that much to look it up...I want an easy answer..lol.

Yeah, same guy. Guess he's a vegas local who owns a chain of headshops and tattoo shops, how he got his bankroll to begin with, and some of the guys at 2+2 were talking about his "driving incident".

It was obviously an accident, there is no need to judge him for it. But you do have my permission to judge him for being a complete **** to everyone all the time.

he does have the phil avatar...

But this is such great ammo to use if the guy starts trash talking you at the table. And usually when you kill an old lady you become a little more humble. That's why Dan Harrington is such a class act.

(Ok, I don't think Dan killed any old ladies, but thought it would make for a funny sentence)

Lol that seriously made my eyes bulge out of my head for a second.

Not cool!! Making me think Dan was a killer like that, for 2 seconds...

dude, she was 91 years old. That's not even killing someone, it's more of an assisted suicide. What's a 91 year old woman doing on the road in the rain, anyways?

The only way it would be funny is if it were true, but..............

Sheiky better watch his back, payback's a beeetch.

Wow Sheiky officially is the biggest jerk in poker.

Hahahaha, seriously how do you top that? Phil or Matusow would have to butt rape Doyle Brunson at a televised final table and then slit his throat.

great investigating. now can anyone tell me if steve dannenman actually killed a hooker?

And what are you doing awake after bedtime on the computer?

How much do I love that football video Butcho. Alot.

thats a funny sig, but its too big. so lose it.

Or just resize it.

I've thought of that, but i've decided it's not big enough to take it off. Leave it up to the mods I guess, but I feel like it's not going over the line.

Now that one guys pizza was over the line for example.....

Plus i'm always owning guys left and right so it saves me from having to put up a pic about it all the time.

maybe she was just looking for the country kitchen buffet...


okay I'm going to hell, but that was a great episode.

Touche. It was just on too.

Awesome! I was going to say the same thing but I couldn't remember the name of the damn buffet.

She was 91 though. I mean who seriously wants to live that long ? If I was that age and that frail I'd be praying for someone to put me out of my misery ;p

Was he driving a bus?

That's an ignorant thing to say. You will see things differently once you grow up.

Yeah, that would be cool..

"Hey, nice call preflop, jackass."

"Yeah? At least I never killed an old lady.."

Classy.



Hmm..

Other than being a tool, you're an illiterate.

Go look for this line.."The Lincoln was driven by ______ ___________, 66, also of Las Vegas, police said."

I think he means Dane's Sam Grizzle sig. his is like 3x the size of yours.

I really question your literacy sometimes. So annoying.

LOL

You question my literacy? I have been nowhere near illiterate. You seem to be ignorant of the definition of the word "literacy." Feel free to look it up.


Mission accomplished !!!

A kid your age must have a lot of free time to submit 20+ posts per day on this forum.

Dear Sir,

Please shrink the fucking picture in your sig. Your compliance is much appreciated.

Thanks,

Erik

Erik. I don't tell you what to do. Don't tell me what to do.

I don't submit that many posts. I don't have nearly as much free time as you do. You shouldn't have to worry about Sam too much.


You assume that I'll comply with your request? I'll change my signature in the next couple of weeks, but only to change with the times.

Do you realize why you're being asked to change it?

because it almost outdoes the sexiness of yours?

So now this is a matter of 'my free time' and how I choose to spend it? ..and people call me condescending.

The fact is, your sig, while not only monstrous and annoying in the way it breaks up the thread, TAKES A LONG FUCKING TIME TO LOAD.

I'm not asking you to completely remove it--learn to read critically. I'm asking you to please, shrink it.

I didn't realize that anyone still uses dial-up internet anymore. My cable internet has no problem with any pages loading.

At work--where I mostly post during my free time--they still use dial up. It happens.

Thank you for resizing it.

you'd be shocked.

who the fuck is sam grizzle, he should've mucked them face up, meh

Driving?

Amarillo Slim touches young children

(allegedly)

Paying dudes for sexual favors does not count as "owning guys left and right"

Ya but the worst thing was that after he hit her he went over to her in the car and said "are u serious? You died from that, you really are a shitty human being"

I hear Sheiky went over to the morgue later on and paid someone there so he could have "some time alone" with the body. You fill in the blanks. Apparently, that's what Sheiky likes to do.

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before I take a bite out of it.

Where are Danish people from ?

The bakery