vbnautilus
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010, 11:10 AM
QUOTE (vbnautilus @ Tuesday, January 26th, 2010, 8:51 PM)

OK, I wasn't going to say anything when the patient sat their talking during her MRI scan, or when functional MRI results came up in real time on the monitor. All of that is excusable since it serves the show. But then they show colored blobs in the goddamned temporal lobe and start talking about how her lateral frontal cortex/broca's area is activating! Who the hell is consulting for this show, and why isn't it me?!?
This rant deserves a follow-up after last night's episode.
When House first mentioned that they were going to be doing 'cognitive pattern analysis' I knew I was going to be in for a ride, as this is specifically what I have been working on for the last year or so.
His team argued that they were 50 years away from being able to do this (probably quite accurate), so then
they did it anyway. That's like saying "hey, we are a good 50 years from having a working time machine, but let's just pop in and say hi to Napolean anyways!"
I was more outraged at the ridiculousness of it at the time, but thinking back now I suppose its not that big of a stretch. The fact is we can do quite well in reading what images are going on in people's minds if we have a limited set to choose from. For instance, I can train my algorithm to tell the difference between cars, cows, and scissors, and then I can tell with very high accuracy which one you are thinking of. But I can't just recreate any random visual scene in real time of
you having sex with your boyfriend's father. And I certainly can't do it with
a few random EEG leads hanging from the ceiling.
I am convinced more than ever that I should be consulting for this show.
All that aside, I was happy with the ending with House at his new Wilson-provided organ.