I wish she was at my table
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I wouldn't touch her with David Williams' penis.
QUOTE (Filesharer @ Thursday, April 20th, 2006, 8:42 AM) 
I wouldn't touch her with David Williams' penis.
word, but i'd hit the little sister, then make her buy me something
I can't even imagine how bad she is at poker. Maybe we could get a little stud 8 game going?
(.25/.05, of course. That's all I can afford)
(.25/.05, of course. That's all I can afford)
QUOTE (....Ian.... @ Thursday, April 20th, 2006, 9:48 AM)
word, but i'd hit the little sister, then make her buy me something
Absolutely. I'd also make her pay me for services rendered.
QUOTE (Filesharer @ Thursday, April 20th, 2006, 8:59 AM)
Absolutely. I'd also make her pay me for services rendered.
I imagine you'll be taking her to court over the payment. I wasn't able to get anything... The judge said something about "fair use."
That joke, incidentally, implies that I’m a super-stud, not that she’s a slut.
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Thursday, April 20th, 2006, 10:57 AM)
I can't even imagine how bad she is at poker. Maybe we could get a little stud 8 game going?
(.25/.05, of course. That's all I can afford)
(.25/.05, of course. That's all I can afford)
That's more what I meant... How good could she really be???
I'd take her money and then take her upstairs... I don't care where she's been. I'd still hit it.
How hot is it?
Meh, I'd hit it if I could hit both at the same time. That's just an opportunity that doesn't come along often. I'll take the genital warts for a week for that night.
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Thursday, April 20th, 2006, 5:52 PM)
You forgot the 'S'
QUOTE (aadams_22 @ Thursday, April 20th, 2006, 3:19 PM)
You forgot the 'S'
are we gonna have THAT argument?
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