wtf?!!?!!?!!
Full Version: Tom Cruise Will....................
QUOTE (Golden @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 1:47 AM) 
rofl, great pic
Lord knows The Sun is the arbiter of all that is true.
WoW.. He's such a tard.
Scientology is the most stupid thing ever created.
Scientology is the most stupid thing ever created.
QUOTE (Dr. Mario @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 9:14 AM)
WoW.. He's such a tard.
Scientology is the most stupid thing ever created.
Scientology is the most stupid thing ever created.
So true. I love how in the South Park episode they actually have to put "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" flashing at the bottom of the screen. Nobody who didn't already know would have believed it otherwise.
Can I kill him? Please?
There's rumors she had the baby today
QUOTE (Golden @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 6:34 PM)
There's rumors she had the baby today
I didn't hear anything.
(pun most definately intended)
Scientology is Gods way of telling us that yes indeed, one can be too rich and famous.
Tom, you gotta come out of the closet, oh my God!
QUOTE (Golden @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 3:34 PM)
There's rumors she had the ALIEN today
FYP
Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
QUOTE (nutzbuster @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 8:28 PM)
Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
ROFLMAO - absolutely classic
QUOTE (gkunit20 @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 4:36 PM)
I didn't hear anything.
(pun most definately intended)
(pun most definately intended)
LOL! Good one
scientology sucks. id like to see ol' tommy push out a baby in silence. frickin wacko.
i'm shocked this hasn't been one of those cheap ploys for "Crazy Larry's Used Car Emporium" yet.
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AND IF NOBODY COMES AND BUYS A CAR IN THE NEXT HOUR FROM ME, I'LL EAT KATIE HOLMES'S PLACENTA! AND I'LL DO IT TOO, CAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
QUOTE (nutzbuster @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 8:28 PM)
Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
oh dear god, my sides hurt...you rule!
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The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules
what exactly happens if she doesn't give birth in silence? does he eat her vocal cords?
QUOTE (nutzbuster @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 3:28 PM)
Word now is the scientology birthing room was very dark, and in all the confusion he ate the baby instead.
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
Poor Tomkitten!
GOOD EATIN!
Grand slam, bravo haha
QUOTE (CardWarfare @ Tuesday, April 18th, 2006, 11:50 PM)
what exactly happens if she doesn't give birth in silence? does he eat her vocal cords?
yep
those are the rules of sciencetology
i hope to God she scream out during the delivery, "**** HUBBARD, GIVE ME SOME DEMEROL!"
To which Tom goes out and does just that, thus creating the headline, "Cruise Becomes Necrophiliac, Has Sex With Scientology's Creator," which of course, none of the world will be shocked at now.
Katie will still not get any painkillers, which she deserves for getting involved with this nutjob.
To which Tom goes out and does just that, thus creating the headline, "Cruise Becomes Necrophiliac, Has Sex With Scientology's Creator," which of course, none of the world will be shocked at now.
Katie will still not get any painkillers, which she deserves for getting involved with this nutjob.
that makes me want to throw up
QUOTE (76clubs @ Thursday, April 20th, 2006, 6:28 PM)
that makes me want to throw up
He may eat that too....
Tom Cruise will....................................
Call the aliens down to conquer earth while he is crowned king. He will dine on placenta burgers every other night, and never forget to set an extra place in case Xenu shows up.
Katie will not be there though, the post-pardum depression caused her to slit her wrists only 6 months after Suri was born. Tom Cruise proceeded to feast on her stomach, hoping for some fresh placenta, because the store-bought stuff is crap.
Unfortunately, a war will occur between the Cruisists and Travoltists in the year 2042. Both sides kill each other off so that the only remaining people on earth are Tim Duncan and Christina Applegate, they make sweet love and have 4 children, two girls and two boys. The rest is history.
Call the aliens down to conquer earth while he is crowned king. He will dine on placenta burgers every other night, and never forget to set an extra place in case Xenu shows up.
Katie will not be there though, the post-pardum depression caused her to slit her wrists only 6 months after Suri was born. Tom Cruise proceeded to feast on her stomach, hoping for some fresh placenta, because the store-bought stuff is crap.
Unfortunately, a war will occur between the Cruisists and Travoltists in the year 2042. Both sides kill each other off so that the only remaining people on earth are Tim Duncan and Christina Applegate, they make sweet love and have 4 children, two girls and two boys. The rest is history.
QUOTE (Petoria @ Friday, April 21st, 2006, 1:20 AM)
Tom Cruise will....................................
Call the aliens down to conquer earth while he is crowned king. He will dine on placenta burgers every other night, and never forget to set an extra place in case Xenu shows up.
Katie will not be there though, the post-pardum depression caused her to slit her wrists only 6 months after Suri was born. Tom Cruise proceeded to feast on her stomach, hoping for some fresh placenta, because the store-bought stuff is crap.
Unfortunately, a war will occur between the Cruisists and Travoltists in the year 2042. Both sides kill each other off so that the only remaining people on earth are Tim Duncan and Christina Applegate, they make sweet love and have 4 children, two girls and two boys. The rest is history.
Call the aliens down to conquer earth while he is crowned king. He will dine on placenta burgers every other night, and never forget to set an extra place in case Xenu shows up.
Katie will not be there though, the post-pardum depression caused her to slit her wrists only 6 months after Suri was born. Tom Cruise proceeded to feast on her stomach, hoping for some fresh placenta, because the store-bought stuff is crap.
Unfortunately, a war will occur between the Cruisists and Travoltists in the year 2042. Both sides kill each other off so that the only remaining people on earth are Tim Duncan and Christina Applegate, they make sweet love and have 4 children, two girls and two boys. The rest is history.
lmao, good one.
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