Everyone does it. Even hot chicks.

Is it weird to not ever poop in public? I have used a public toilet for die shiesa once in my life. My workplace toilet, hotel toilets, my toilet and family toilets are all safe. Anything else I won't touch.

Am I alone?

IDK... but I gotta take a dump now...

No. I only use public toilets in extreme cases of emergency.

See, I'll go on weekend camping trips and not poop.

Funny cartoon about public restrooms

You know, now that you mention it, I never have to poop while camping either, or at horse shows where it's multiple days. Weird... I guess I also have a slight case of OCD.

Me too I guess. If it's not home, work or family, I don't nuke it. And I've only nuked the work toilet once due to stomach problems.

Mr. Beans pick up the nearest white courtesy phone please.... Mr. Beans you are being paged to the poop thread...


Beans to the white courtesy phone....





....Thank you

I just took a dump at home... one piece... one wipe...

i often poop in public places, because i'm on campus all day often, so i have to poop in the library and academic buildings often.

which is bad because the basement of the academic building i'm usually in is a well-known place that gay men go to "meet," so i'm often taking a crap while a guy is getting a hummer from another guy about 3 feet away.

Hot chicks poop? Impossible.... If what you say is true, then it must mean Annie Duke poops as well.

sw

Just had the best fudge sundae ever. With nuts even.

Everybody poops, not every formless blob, with baked bean teeth, and the cynical sneer unique to a *****...I hate her.

Oh god WTF has happened to OT??

:headinhandsface:

If you only wiped once how do you know if you needed a second or not?

George Costanza will point you to the cleanest restroom in any part of town.



This is called "Phantom Poopie".

I suggest the Gold Spike casino guys....



cleanest toilets in Vegas....


the alcohol from the puke kills the live bacteria

Bbl to answer




Gotta poop

I hate when I go to a public restroom and sit down and instead of that nice make your ass pucker cold seat you hit a nice warm seat implying that some big man ass has just recently sat there before you. *Shiver*

....rofl

I was thinking by "public" you meant, say, the steps of the Capitol Building or your neighbours front yard. Is that wrong?

do you have to keep lobbing these softballs?

i'll take a sh1t anywhere i HAVE to. i wont be happy about it but when you got turtleheads and the only place is a 3 day used portalet on canal st during mardi gras...then i take care of bidness

This is a Canadian thing, right?

G- damn those are the best!



That, or the other "warmth" when some jerk off pissed all over the seat, and now you get to sweat over whether or not you can remember any STDs that can be transmitted like this.

It's like that chick you take home from the club to bang and she does "that one thing".

It's nice that it's warm and feels great, but you have to wonder who was there before you.

Just sayin.

Im not surprised daniel hasnt weighed in on this one . considering the hammering he took in the last poop thread.

This thread is the SH1T!

i heart pooping

Speaking of...

On Easter I had this awesome spinach salad. A lot of it.

Mistake.

I've had to dook like 3 times today.

Its starting to interrupt my normal schedule.

I had another day of excellent pooping... it broke in half on the way out, but none the less, only one wipe...

ive used public restrooms to go boom boom twice in my 17 years of life.

once i was waiting for a girl to meet me at the mall and i needed to take a dirt and was like 10 mins early. i was going nuts so i had to do it, couldnt meet her with a crap ** ** ***.

wow. second was when i was waiting for the bus to go to a poker game about 4 hours away and that was outside the mall too

I'll be honest, I'll use just about any crapper I can find if I have to go.

My comfort level with public restrooms is stout from:

1) Living in a fraternity house



2) Taking weekend trips to Mexican border towns



3) Already having hepatitis (SW!)

Monty

One of my buddies encouraging words led me to begin defecating at work - "if I can get paid to poop, why not?"

Truly a Savant of our time.

you know what is worse than pooping in public places.

sharding. sharded....some may say sharted...it's all the same.

also known of the act of attempting to rip a nice clean fart, and instead having explosive diahrrea tear thru your under garments.

I don't eat fast food often, but back when I was a waiter I had decided to go to McD's for a little breakfast before my shift. I got the bacon egg and cheese biscuit, with a hashbrown and OJ. I eat that in about 3 minutes and then show up at work. As I'm walking from my car to the backdoor 3 or 4 other servers see me and wave, I wave back...as I feel my butt pucker up for fart. So, being the guy I am and no one around I just decide to try and let it fly...sure enough...a fart wasn't in order that day.

At this point i thought it was too late to turn and go home, as other people had seen me already...so I'm basically freaking out with poop resting in my boxer-briefs...i decide to quickly walk in the back and head to the employee's bathroom and first clean up and then decide what to do.

I basically have to strip down in this gross little bathroom...i have diahrrea all over the place...in the hair of my leg...i start getting paper towells and wiping myself down...finally after like 10 minutes I'm finished and i go to flush the toilet.

No dice.

I've clogged the toilet. Now I'm reaching into the toilet and removing all this wet, soggy, poopy mess and transfering that to the trash can. Finally do all that and then take a miniture shower in the sink. I probably scrubbed my hands till i bled.

After all this I still have to decide how to get out of work. My managers were dicks and wouldn't just let me leave. I needed a good story. I sure as hell wasn't going to work commando, still feeling disgusting...with the possibility of more 'runnage'.

So I decide I'm going to make myself puke, or atleast attempt to so I look sick.

I commence "pulling the trigger" as I call it, throwing two fingers as far back as I can in my throat and attempting to puke. After 5-10 dry heaves...my face is sweaty and red. Eyes bloodshot. Hair damp. I look the part.

All total, about 30 minutes later I come stumbling outta the bathroom, go to the managers office and they immediatley ask what's wrong. I tell them I've been puking in the bathroom and they say "go home".

I tell them I need to take out the trash cause I got some puke in there and it smells...they say, "do it". I do so, and escape.

sharding sucks.

- Jordan

That was unbelievably disgusting and mildly amusing.




(ok, very amusing)

i like to read a good sharting story every once in a while, always good for 10 minutes of laughing!!! ( yeah i read slow)

One time I sharded while puking.

same, except i was being poked with a big stick at the same time.

I did in Mexico right outside a church. Not fun.

I can count on one hand how many times I've used a public restroom.

You may find this hard to believe,but there are a thousand times more disease causing germs on a random public door handle or knob then on your average public toilet seat.

you gotta build a nest

dude, thats why you use the thin clear sheet of wax paper provided my the management for your safety. i'll never sit on a public toilet without lining a few of those bad boys up first... and if those are gone... use the toilet paper... and if theres no toilet paper either... then your going to have to get creative

the only crappy thing about the wax paper is setting them up when you really have to go... i can never get them set up just right on the 1st try.

how about during the summer and your sweating your *** off and the wax paper sticks to your *** when you get up.

i actually only prefer to poop in public toilets. i power poop, and i don't want to have to get the plunger out.