to post this...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/14/beauty.qu...h.ap/index.html

ffishh

She was probably singing Folsom Prison Blues off-key when she was struck. That would explain why she didn't feel the rumbling of the tracks.

you should be ashamed about posting it three weeks after it happened

thank god no one relies on you for their stock market info

I can't fathom why a deaf person would be be randomly walking near railroad tracks.

I mean, no one deserves to be pwned by a train, but it kinda seems like an accident waiting to happen.

Its like a blind person just walking around at the Grand Canyon.

A completely unnecessary risk.

I laughed when I saw the headline, then felt shame.

"Isn't it Ironic...dontcha think?"

that quote fits in perfectly in a thread about feeling ashamed.

I laughed.

I laughed, then felt bad.

I guess my soul is in a coma.

This is why Helen Keller was never taught the word "train".

Why do you break Helen Keller's hands when you are done robbing her?

So she won't tell anyone?

my soul officially died.

ROFLMAO

How did Helen Keller's parent punish her?

Rearrainged the living room furniture.

I thought it was, 'by leaving the plunger in the toilet.'

I've seen some dirty jokes but Helen Keller one's always made me uncomfortable, but I still laugh.

Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?

You would too if your name was "uffbubufbnwuofhuwh"