Your son if 14 he comes up perplexed and says Dad this is a picture of my teacher and she wants to blow me in her SUV what should I do

Your answer is?

"I take care of my kids."

"I need to have a talk with this teacher."

"Alone."

Git R Dun

Time for a parent/teacher interview.

2nd

when's PTA again?

tell him to get a hotter teacher.

Ogletorp?!?!

That's actually the worst picture I've seen of her, the mugshot is hotter...

she looks like a biter

Then there's this one



Another one

"son, as your father and in the interest of your safety, let me go 1st just to make sure it's OK"

so the dad gets to bang one of his son's classmates now right?

ahh, the circle of life

suddenly all the lyrics for "Hot for Teacher" are coming back to me

or a scratcher

I think for this one case, the "boy" should not be called a victim... but a victor.

I'm going on 24, I have a 4 1/2 year old... if my son banged a teacher that looked like her, I'd fully support it.

To add to my thought here...

I do feel bad for the kid. His first sexual experience was with a complete hotty that probably knew what she was doing. He's in for a long haul of bad sexual episodes from here on out.

Howard Stern was discussing it today and how the kid didn't want to testify in court

He was like "I would have gone up there and said Hell yeah i banged her she was tight as hell I came all over her back"

Sirius is +ev

I pride myself as being a good father....


How many poor kids will never shoot an M16-A1????


(I made him pay the $200 ATF transfer tax out of his allowance)

MOM!!!


I NEED lunch money...


NOW

"Hit that shit_son"

BEANS!! holy **** man, what make is that?

I just bought a Bushmaster M4 a few months ago. Freakin sweet.


all I need is some good optics and a nice strap

no i would not...