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Wandigo
So I'm sitting in the computer lab on my campus waiting for my next class at 5:30. Out of nowhere, the loudest, most obnoxious, high-pitched alarm starts going off right behind me.



This girl decides to open this door to leave (Instead of leaving in the same one she came into the lab in).

The alarm goes off, she looks back real quick, then takes off out into the hallway.

Are these four signs on the door not enough of a warning? Not only this but there was one more sign on the wall next to the door as well.

Just wanted to rant because I have a killer headache now. The guy working in the lab had to call somebody and wait about 5 minutes until the alarm could be shut off. angry.gif
aadams_22
QUOTE (Wandigo @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 4:10 PM) *
So I'm sitting in the computer lab on my campus waiting for my next class at 5:30. Out of nowhere, the loudest, most obnoxious, high-pitched alarm starts going off right behind me.



This girl decides to open this door to leave (Instead of leaving in the same one she came into the lab in).

The alarm goes off, she looks back real quick, then takes off out into the hallway.

Are these four signs on the door not enough of a warning? Not only this but there was one more sign on the wall next to the door as well.

Just wanted to rant because I have a killer headache now. The guy working in the lab had to call somebody and wait about 5 minutes until the alarm could be shut off. angry.gif


definitely a blonde moment
Canuckickstan
I wrote the letters MT on a piece of paper and attached it to the EMPTY soda lable on the pop machine at work. You wouldn't believe how many more people lost their money and couldn't figure it out!!
doublemeup


Whaaaaaaaaaa?

We so totally didn't see those signs.
fryer98
Two friends of mine are waitresses at BW-3s (a wing place, for those of you that don't know) and they were telling me how they get like 1 person a night asking them: "What are your boneless wings?"

They answer: "Wings without the bones."

Idiot: "Oh ok..."
Hobbes
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 2:22 PM) *
Two friends of mine are waitresses at BW-3s (a wing place, for those of you that don't know) and they were telling me how they get like 1 person a night asking them: "What are your boneless wings?"

They answer: "Wings without the bones."

Idiot: "Oh ok..."


What is the soup du jour?

It's the soup of the day.

Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.
robert f
QUOTE (Wandigo @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 2:10 PM) *
So I'm sitting in the computer lab on my campus waiting for my next class at 5:30. Out of nowhere, the loudest, most obnoxious, high-pitched alarm starts going off right behind me.



This girl decides to open this door to leave (Instead of leaving in the same one she came into the lab in).

The alarm goes off, she looks back real quick, then takes off out into the hallway.

Are these four signs on the door not enough of a warning? Not only this but there was one more sign on the wall next to the door as well.

Just wanted to rant because I have a killer headache now. The guy working in the lab had to call somebody and wait about 5 minutes until the alarm could be shut off. angry.gif



So, what is your point?? I dont get it.
aadams_22
I have always wondered how Buffalo Wild Wings translates into BW-3's
robert f
QUOTE (aadams_22 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 2:38 PM) *
I have always wondered how Buffalo Wild Wings translates into BW-3's


I will tell you some day, when I have time.
keith crime
she may be stupid but the answer is most chicks just don't care
beans-n-icewater
she wouldnt have the guts to open this door....it's a fire entrance


fryer98
QUOTE (aadams_22 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 5:38 PM) *
I have always wondered how Buffalo Wild Wings translates into BW-3's

Because when it was started, it was Buffaol Wild Wings and Weck. If you wanna know what a weck is... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weck
Wandigo
QUOTE (aadams_22 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 2:15 PM) *
definitely a blonde moment


Actually it was a black girl, probably in her early 20s.. Dressed all "gangsta n ****." huh.gif

QUOTE (robert f @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 2:34 PM) *
So, what is your point?? I dont get it.


I don't have a point. This is an off-topic forum, so I wanted to post a funny story about a stupid girl and rant a little bit.
Don Giovanni
dont worry about robert f, hes a ****in retard.
Jerry_Lundegaard
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 3:22 PM) *
Two friends of mine are waitresses at BW-3s (a wing place, for those of you that don't know) and they were telling me how they get like 1 person a night asking them: "What are your boneless wings?"

They answer: "Wings without the bones."

Idiot: "Oh ok..."


I really dont think thats a dumb question at all... real chicken wings DO have bones, I might want to know exactly what I was eating....most of these are breast pieces so calling them "boneless wings" is pretty dumb in itself.
kers2
QUOTE (Jerry_Lundegaard @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 8:25 PM) *
I really dont think thats a dumb question at all... real chicken wings DO have bones, I might want to know exactly what I was eating....most of these are breast pieces so calling them "boneless wings" is pretty dumb in itself.


Yea boneless wings is just another way of saying "chicken tenders"
aadams_22
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 7:41 PM) *
Yea boneless wings is just another way of saying "chicken tenders"


chicken kickers also
fryer98
QUOTE (Jerry_Lundegaard @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 8:25 PM) *
I'm an idiot.

I agree.
Golden
QUOTE (Don Giovanni @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 8:11 PM) *
dont worry about robert f, hes a ****in retard.


Seconded.
pckt10s
shoulda got pics of the dumbass_girl as well...
chrozzo
Wandigo
QUOTE (pckt10s @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 8:31 PM) *
shoulda got pics of the dumbass_girl as well...


I wanted to but she bolted out of there like a bat out of hell. The face on her look was priceless
pckt10s
QUOTE (Wandigo @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 11:03 PM) *
I wanted to but she bolted out of there like a bat out of hell. The face on her look was priceless


sorta like icon_eek.gif or ohmy.gif or maybe unsure.gif
kers2
QUOTE (pckt10s @ Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 2:21 AM) *
QUOTE (Wandigo @ Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 2:03 AM) *

I wanted to but she bolted out of there like a bat out of hell. The face on her look was priceless




sorta like icon_eek.gif or ohmy.gif or maybe unsure.gif


:icon_i'm a stupid *** ****ing retard who should never be allowed to reproduce:
SAM_Hard8
QUOTE (Wandigo @ Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 2:03 AM) *
I wanted to but she bolted out of there like a bat out of hell. The face on her look was priceless

actually no, the price was your headache.
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 7:51 PM) *
Because when it was started, it was Buffaol Wild Wings and Weck. If you wanna know what a weck is... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weck

Good lord thank you. I have been in so many arguments with people when I call it BW3's and they're like "but theres only 2 W's doy doy doy...". Now I have an explanation to tell them when I'm pummeling them ruthelessly.
Dendroaspis Polylepis
QUOTE (fryer98 @ Monday, March 20th, 2006, 7:51 PM) *
Because when it was started, it was Buffaol Wild Wings and Weck. If you wanna know what a weck is... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weck


By far one of the best links I have seen on this website and I have been lurking for a long time
renaedawn
QUOTE (Wandigo @ Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 1:03 AM) *
I wanted to but she bolted out of there like a bat out of hell. The face on her look was priceless


lol @ "the face on her look"
dEv~
The George Carlin quote in my signature fits well in this thread.
CrackofmyACE
I delivered calzones out at UMASS my junior and senior year of college....and in between deliveries we were required to answer phones/take orders, clean up etc etc.

So the phone rings and I got this girl on the line who wants a BBQ Steak Calzone with no BBQ sauce. The only difference between the BBQ Steak Calzone and the Steak and Cheese calzone is the BBQ sauce..... so I pause for a minute.. let it sink in... then just say "ok" and get her address and phone number.

I tell the guy next to me what just happened and he goes "don't think about it man.... you'll go CRRRRAAAAZZZZYYYY" ... he was rather hilarious at times.

So I delivered the food and this 250 lb black chick comes waddling down the steps of her dorm to the door and pays for the calzone in quarters and doesn't give me a tip.

I was pretty much silent for the rest of the night......
fryer98
QUOTE (CrackofmyACE @ Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:49 PM) *
So I delivered the food and this 250 lb black chick comes waddling down the steps of her dorm to the door and pays for the calzone in quarters and doesn't give me a tip.

When I delivered pizzas, a couple times I had to go to this trash house that was at the very edge of our delivery area. I went a few times and got NO tip. The owner was a cool ass_lady and was pissed about that. The next time they ordered, we didn't cut the pizza and put it in the box upside down. They never ordered again.
chrozzo
QUOTE (CrackofmyACE @ Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:49 PM) *
I delivered calzones out at UMASS my junior and senior year of college....and in between deliveries we were required to answer phones/take orders, clean up etc etc.

So the phone rings and I got this girl on the line who wants a BBQ Steak Calzone with no BBQ sauce. The only difference between the BBQ Steak Calzone and the Steak and Cheese calzone is the BBQ sauce..... so I pause for a minute.. let it sink in... then just say "ok" and get her address and phone number.

I tell the guy next to me what just happened and he goes "don't think about it man.... you'll go CRRRRAAAAZZZZYYYY" ... he was rather hilarious at times.

So I delivered the food and this 250 lb black chick comes waddling down the steps of her dorm to the door and pays for the calzone in quarters and doesn't give me a tip.

I was pretty much silent for the rest of the night......


i have stories like that. I deliver pizza for PH when im home, been doing it since HS too. Youd be suprised wat Ive ben offered for their pizza other than money.

-Sex with 2 new army recruits (yes, women)
-2 large ziplocks full of weed
-Free carwashes for a year
-A fikus plant
-One guy said hed just give me respect and admiration (he ended up not having the money anyways)
-It was money, but $22 in pnnies, i said no, lol
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