chrozzo
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:18 PM
QUOTE (CrackofmyACE @ Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:49 PM)

I delivered calzones out at UMASS my junior and senior year of college....and in between deliveries we were required to answer phones/take orders, clean up etc etc.
So the phone rings and I got this girl on the line who wants a BBQ Steak Calzone with no BBQ sauce. The only difference between the BBQ Steak Calzone and the Steak and Cheese calzone is the BBQ sauce..... so I pause for a minute.. let it sink in... then just say "ok" and get her address and phone number.
I tell the guy next to me what just happened and he goes "don't think about it man.... you'll go CRRRRAAAAZZZZYYYY" ... he was rather hilarious at times.
So I delivered the food and this 250 lb black chick comes waddling down the steps of her dorm to the door and pays for the calzone in quarters and doesn't give me a tip.
I was pretty much silent for the rest of the night......
i have stories like that. I deliver pizza for PH when im home, been doing it since HS too. Youd be suprised wat Ive ben offered for their pizza other than money.
-Sex with 2 new army recruits (yes, women)
-2 large ziplocks full of weed
-Free carwashes for a year
-A fikus plant
-One guy said hed just give me respect and admiration (he ended up not having the money anyways)
-It was money, but $22 in pnnies, i said no, lol