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ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:07 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:05 PM) *
For that much money you could get a similar house in SoCal.

Which is exactly why we moved up here from SoCal...

or you could come to Appomattox VA and get a 20 room mansion for that price.


You do have to sacrafice sanity, but really, whats that worth!
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:09 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:05 AM) *
Not bad. Let me get them digits.

:knew it was coming but still laughed face:

For that much money you could get a similar house in SoCal.

Which is exactly why we moved up here from SoCal...


I can't wait to get out of SoCal. In case you haven't heard we have a small illegal alien problem here. We also have a small stupid people problem. The two combine forces to make this whole area a ****ing trainwreck.
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:12 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:49 PM) *
hey I know a girl from Rochester. and she is freakin smoking. she went to Va tech. I just remembered that.

Hook a brother up!

:shamed for being a page behind because I went out to lunch face:

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:55 PM) *
...house stuff

Looks sweet Hobbes, I am sure Shakira will enjoy being forcibly held there.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:12 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:09 AM) *
I can't wait to get out of SoCal. In case you haven't heard we have a small illegal alien problem here. We also have a small stupid people problem. The two combine forces to make this whole area a ****ing trainwreck.


I am of the opinion that unless you want to be in the entertainment business, it's not worth it to live there.
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:14 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:12 AM) *
I am of the opinion that unless you want to be in the entertainment business, it's not worth it to live there.


Pretty much. The entertainment people are pretty annoying too. I try to stay out of L.A. I'm hoping to move to either Oregon, Washinton, or somewhere on the East Coast within the next five years or so. We'll see where life takes me.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:15 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:12 PM) *
Hook a brother up!

:shamed for being a page behind because I went out to lunch face:

I wish I knew how to get in touch with her cause I definately would. Not for you, though, for me. You dirty bastardian.

She had an amazing assing too.
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:24 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:15 PM) *
I wish I knew how to get in touch with her cause I definately would. Not for you, though, for me. You dirty bastardian.

She had an amazing assing too.

That's it! When I get third in the ME this summer, and I play in some random poker tourney with a bunch of random celebs, and Kellie Pickler is sitting next to me, I will *not* get her number for you.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:27 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:24 PM) *
That's it! When I get third in the ME this summer, and I play in some random poker tourney with a bunch of random celebs, and Kellie Pickler is sitting next to me, I will *not* get her number for you.

I have a Savage 270 and a Bushmaster M4

You WILL get me her number


:crazyassdon'tmesswithastalkerface:
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:29 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:27 PM) *
I have a Savage 270 and a Bushmaster M4

You WILL get me her number
:crazyassdon'tmesswithastalkerface:

:waiting for the inevitable joke about Bushmaster face:
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:32 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:29 PM) *
:waiting for the inevitable joke about Bushmaster face:

haha, yes, interesting name.

I don't even know if that girl still lives in Rochester or what. I haven't seen her in years.

Worst thing? I had a chance with her but had a girlfriend at the time.

She even named her fish after me.

I'm a ****ing idiot.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:35 AM
Just catching up from lunch, let me know if I missed anything:

Hobbes is getting a new house.

There's a cell in the basement with a stripper pole for Shakira.

Bizzle wants to bone Shake's friend.

Shake wants to bone Shake's friend too.

Shake's Pickler obsession has officially gone nuclear.

Turd still hates SoCal.
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:35 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:32 PM) *
haha, yes, interesting name.

I don't even know if that girl still lives in Rochester or what. I haven't seen her in years.

Worst thing? I had a chance with her but had a girlfriend at the time.

She even named her fish after me.

I'm a ****ing idiot.

You weren't dating her and she named her fish after you? That sounds ridiculously insane.

Get me her number immediately.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:36 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:35 PM) *
You weren't dating her and she named her fish after you? That sounds ridiculously insane.

Get me her number immediately.


He left out the part about how she fried the fish and ate it after the unfortunate rejection...
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:35 PM) *
You weren't dating her and she named her fish after you? That sounds ridiculously insane.

Get me her number immediately.

well, it was her and her roomates fish, and they both had a thing for me. I think it was their way of saying "Andrew, we both really like you, come and bang us!" and me telling them I had a girlfriend was like me saying "Hey! I'm the biggest idiot on the face of the earth! Doy doy doy!"
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:44 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:42 PM) *
well, it was her and her roomates fish, and they both had a thing for me. I think it was their way of saying "Andrew, we both really like you, come and bang us!" and me telling them I had a girlfriend was like me saying "Hey! I'm the biggest idiot on the face of the earth! Doy doy doy!"

For the sake of dumbassery, how old were you at the time?
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:45 AM
um, 20.

junior year
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:45 AM
You just took a big nosedive off the Flamingly Hetero list. Turning down sex because you have a girlfriend is one thing, we've all done that. Turning down a threesome is quite another thing.
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:45 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:35 AM) *
Just catching up from lunch, let me know if I missed anything:

Hobbes is getting a new house.

There's a cell in the basement with a stripper pole for Shakira.

Bizzle wants to bone Shake's friend.

Shake wants to bone Shake's friend too.

Shake's Pickler obsession has officially gone nuclear.

Turd still hates SoCal.


With a ****ing passion. I'm actually looking forward to Kansas if you can believe it.
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:49 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:45 PM) *
um, 20.

junior year
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:45 PM) *
You just took a big nosedive off the Flamingly Hetero list. Turning down sex because you have a girlfriend is one thing, we've all done that. Turning down a threesome is quite another thing.

You forget how dumb we all were at 20. We all thought we were capable of finding a woman worth being with, without realizing that while the girls that were our age attempt to act mature, they were just larger, more beer filled versions of the girls we went to high school with. We also thought that opportunities like girls willing to have sex 12 times per day was going to be with us for the rest of our lives, so we should concentrate on finding a worthy one.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:50 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:45 PM) *
You just took a big nosedive off the Flamingly Hetero list. Turning down sex because you have a girlfriend is one thing, we've all done that. Turning down a threesome is quite another thing.

weeeeelllll.... they never actually offered a threesome, believe me, I would not pass that up. I'd say it was more like both of them vieing (sp?) for my attention.

Jesus I miss those days.


And also, maybe I'm too nice, but they were roomates. I didn't really want to get in the middle of that battle by picking one.

edit: typing all this made me realize I need to change my forum title
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:53 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:49 PM) *
You forget how dumb we all were at 20. We all thought we were capable of finding a woman worth being with, without realizing that while the girls that were our age attempt to act mature, they were just larger, more beer filled versions of the girls we went to high school with. We also thought that opportunities like girls willing to have sex 12 times per day was going to be with us for the rest of our lives, so we should concentrate on finding a worthy one.


That's actually a fair point, I didn't find my game until I was about 25 or so. Then I got tired of it and settled down a little. She knows if I'm offered a three-way there's no way I'm coming home that night though...lol
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:59 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:53 AM) *
That's actually a fair point, I didn't find my game until I was about 25 or so. Then I got tired of it and settled down a little. She knows if I'm offered a three-way there's no way I'm coming home that night though...lol


Lucky for her you're ugly.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:01 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:59 PM) *
Lucky for her you're ugly.


Also a fair point.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:03 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:45 AM) *
Turning down a threesome is quite another thing.


But then he'd have to get new friends; he'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not an orgy guy.
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:08 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:03 AM) *
But then he'd have to get new friends; he'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not an orgy guy.


He'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:10 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:53 PM) *
That's actually a fair point, I didn't find my game until I was about 25 or so. Then I got tired of it and settled down a little. She knows if I'm offered a three-way there's no way I'm coming home that night though...lol

I've never really had any game. Every piece I've ever gotten has basically fallen in my lap, for the most part.

Then again, I am one sexy sonofabitch, so there is that.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:10 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:08 AM) *
He'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions.


He'd need a new bedspread and new curtains.
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:12 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:10 AM) *
He'd need a new bedspread and new curtains.


and thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:14 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:10 PM) *
I've never really had any game. Every piece I've ever gotten has basically fallen in my lap, for the most part.

Then again, I am one sexy sonofabitch, so there is that.


Just embrace the fact that girls like sex just as much as guys do, and when they dress/slut up to go out, there's a reason. The girl at the bar in sweatpants and a t-shirt wants to be left the hell alone. Guess what the girl in the ****-me-boots and the titty-shirt wants? Now buy her a drink and be cocky. It's not hard.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:15 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:12 AM) *
and thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.


Oh, it's a scene, man.
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:16 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:14 PM) *
Just embrace the fact that girls like sex just as much as guys do, and when they dress/slut up to go out, there's a reason. The girl at the bar in sweatpants and a t-shirt wants to be left the hell alone. Guess what the girl in the ****-me-boots and the titty-shirt wants? Now buy her a drink and be charming. It's not hard.

Bingo.

Do you think girls won't admit this because they are ashamed of it, or because of what other people will think of it?
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:18 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:16 PM) *
Bingo.

Do you think girls won't admit this because they are ashamed of it, or because of what other people will think of it?


They won't admit it because that's their part of the game. They play innocent and we play dumb.
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:18 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:16 AM) *
Bingo.

Do you think girls won't admit this because they are ashamed of it, or because of what other people will think of it?


Apparenlty our society still has more Puritanical biases in it than most are willing to believe.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:21 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:18 PM) *
****in women

FYP
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:23 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:21 AM) *
****in Christians.


FYFYP
RhinestoneCowboy
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:28 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 1:18 PM) *
They won't admit it because that's their part of the game. They play innocent and we play dumb.


For the record, Im not acting
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:38 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:18 PM) *
They won't admit it because that's their part of the game. They play innocent and we play dumb.

You know what the real problem is in my case? I live in a small town. If I'm at the bars in Lynchburg, its one thing, but where I live, everybody knows each other, so all hookups are documented. So in that case, the only girls that you can just bang are already sluts(not that theres anything wrong with that). So its hard to hone my game unless I'm at a bar, and that shits expensive, and I'm cheap.
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:40 AM
Does it bother anybody else that DN stickies every thread he starts?
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:44 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:40 PM) *
Does it bother anybody else that DN stickies every thread he starts?


He's kind of a big deal. People know him.

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:38 PM) *
You know what the real problem is in my case? I live in a small town. If I'm at the bars in Lynchburg, its one thing, but where I live, everybody knows each other, so all hookups are documented. So in that case, the only girls that you can just bang are already sluts(not that theres anything wrong with that). So its hard to hone my game unless I'm at a bar, and that shits expensive, and I'm cheap.


I can see that, whenever I wanted to play the dog I'd go to a bar I've never been before. In a city with 200 bars of varying size, this isn't exactly difficult. Actually, I got a lot of play out of my regular bar, which turned out not to be such a good thing.

Screwing three girls who all hang out in the same place every weekend who have no idea about any of the others role in my sex life had predictable results.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:45 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:44 AM) *
Screwing three girls who all hang out in the same place every weekend who have no idea about any of the others role in my sex life had predictable results.


Results = good times?
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:48 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:45 PM) *
Results = good times?


More like a drink thrown in my lap, but it was kinda funny.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:51 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:48 PM) *
More like a drink thrown in my lap, but it was kinda funny.

hell, thats all part of the fun
dms26
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:54 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 2:10 PM) *
I've never really had any game. Every piece I've ever gotten has basically fallen in my lap, for the most part.

Then again, I am one sexy sonofabitch, so there is that.


alcohol is my ammunition
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:04 PM
damn it, this thread's making me want to go out drinking and hit on chicks
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:05 PM
Breaking news in the life of Bizzle:

So I have been working on a project for about a week now, with my usual level of customer interaction (zero) when finally the boss rolls in and says, "Hey, you want to meet the woman from HR?" I say sure, since I had a few questions for her, and walk into the room to wait for the meeting.

I wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Luckily I can steal wireless from the next building (buddy who works in IT there hooked me up with the connection information) from this room, and thus post on FCP at the same time, so my sporadic posts the past hour or so are due to me avoiding my boss rolling in and out.

So this woman shows up for the 1:30 meeting at 2:30. She is probably somewhere between 40 and 45, and an absolute MILF. She isn't normal 40-45, she's "I want to romp with you through an apartment for a week" hot. Literally, if I find a woman who I know will look that good in 20 years, I will marry her on the spot.

Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, I'd just try to hide the fact that I am getting stiffer by the second, but she gave me the "Fu.ck me" eyes for the last half hour. I am meeting with her, as well as several other people again next Tuesday. Any recommendations?

Also-if this matters, I have an out-of-state sort-of girlfriend.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:07 PM
can this woman help advance you in the company?
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:08 PM
Find a way to meet with her, minus the several other people.

One other thing, be very, very, very sure you're reading the signals correctly before you act on them. HR women are dangerous, I know because I'm dating one. They know the company policy on sexual harrassment backwards and forwards. So just be sure she wants to know you backwards and forwards.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:11 PM
SIIHPWTQ.

It seems like HR women are hotter than your normal office women, but I don't like the fact that they know all the rules about sexual harassment and all that...


Edit: AJS and I think alike.
turd ferguson
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:11 PM
1. Get rid of the sort of girlfriend ASAP. There is no possible way that a long distance relationship can work well unless both parties are extremely commited. Break it off before anybody gets hurt.

2. How old are you? If you're young enough to be her son you'll have to play this one pretty slowly because she could easily get freaked out.

3. Office relationships can get tricky. Make sure she's fully into you before you start with the full on flirting. Some women have an itchy sexual harrassment trigger. Even if they don't make a legal issue out of it you could still be known as the office perv. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

4. Could you help me with my tourny game?
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 12:14 PM
Going to go through these in order, just editing for each.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 3:07 PM) *
can this woman help advance you in the company?

Probably not, but it doesn't really matter, I have literally no clue as to how long I am going to be in this job.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 3:08 PM) *
Find a way to meet with her, minus the several other people.

One other thing, be very, very, very sure you're reading the signals correctly before you act on them. HR women are dangerous, I know because I'm dating one. They know the company policy on sexual harrassment backwards and forwards. So just be sure she wants to know you backwards and forwards.

That was my first thought. But I have never met her before, and only know one other person in HR, and we aren't on the best of terms (basically, he completely killed his own payroll system and tried to blame it on me).

As for the second part...there are "wow, he's cute" eyes and "****ing me" eyes. I was on the recieving end of the latter.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 3:11 PM) *
SIIHPWTQ.

It seems like HR women are hotter than your normal office women, but I don't like the fact that they know all the rules about sexual harassment and all that...
Edit: AJS and I think alike.

WTQ?
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 3:11 PM) *
1. Get rid of the sort of girlfriend ASAP. There is no possible way that a long distance relationship can work well unless both parties are extremely commited. Break it off before anybody gets hurt.

2. How old are you? If you're young enough to be her son you'll have to play this one pretty slowly because she could easily get freaked out.

3. Office relationships can get tricky. Make sure she's fully into you before you start with the full on flirting. Some women have an itchy sexual harrassment trigger. Even if they don't make a legal issue out of it you could still be known as the office perv. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

4. Could you help me with my tourny game?

1. It's a weird situation that I don't think I could explain on a single thread. It won't be long distance for too much longer, but the exact status is unsure.

2. 24. She could be my mother if she was pregnant at a youngish age.

3. Yeah, the office perv thing does freak me out a little. Since I am unsure as to how long I will be in this job, keeping a decent reputation is sort of key, as this will be one of my primary references for whatever I go on to next.

4. Sure. Anything specific or just in general?
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