7upncider
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:54 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:51 AM)

Oh and Your wife is YOUR WIFE, not you're wife.
Smarten up for crisssake.
maybe you should smarten up and read it like it is and take it for the joke of it. its a joke from a famous person.
mk
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:54 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:52 AM)

Basic grammer and spelling skillz should be prerequirements for this thread.
thats exspecialy funny because most people prolly dint get it.
RhinestoneCowboy
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:54 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:52 AM)

Shaking head eez disgust, yes?
touche
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:55 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 9:53 AM)

Ok, I'm thinking about ordering this table. I really like it, but its freakin expensive.
http://www.pokeroutlet.com/pt60_poker_tables.htmlthoughts?
I hate round poker tables and I hate folding legs. Seems awfully expensive for what it is.
Wow, I'm a real Johnny Sunshine in this post.
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:55 AM
QUOTE (7upncider @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:54 AM)

maybe you should smarten up and read it like it is and take it for the joke of it.
Oh yeah well maybe your should go and get your ****ing shinebox.
mk
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:56 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:53 AM)

Ok, I'm thinking about ordering this table. I really like it, but its freakin expensive.
http://www.pokeroutlet.com/pt60_poker_tables.htmlthoughts?
You can have a LOT of fun in Vegas for that much. Home games just get me down anyway. I feel bad if I win because I took money off friends, and I feel bad if I lose because I obv hate losing.
Wait, who am I kidding? I never lose in home games.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:57 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 9:55 AM)

I hate round poker tables and I hate folding legs. Seems awfully expensive for what it is.
Wow, I'm a real Johnny Sunshine in this post.
Well, I like round tables cause I hate trying to deal from one end of a hold em table to another.
And, yeah, the folding legs are the main downfall, but I can't find any tables like this without folding legs, so it seems like my only option
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:58 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:53 AM)

Ok, I'm thinking about ordering this table. I really like it, but its freakin expensive.
http://www.pokeroutlet.com/pt60_poker_tables.htmlthoughts?
I think you can MAKE that table for about 150.
7upncider
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:02 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:55 AM)

Oh yeah well maybe your should go and get your ****ing shinebox.
i gots it masta whats dos i do now.
round tables are cool. makes it easier to deal. also big thing is the cup holders the tables i have only fit up to the size of beer cans. no pop bottles or half the cups i own.. this is worth checking into if you drink whiskey.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:03 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 9:57 AM)

Well, I like round tables cause I hate trying to deal from one end of a hold em table to another.
And, yeah, the folding legs are the main downfall, but I can't find any tables like this without folding legs, so it seems like my only option
Check this out:
http://www.bostontables.com/detail.aspx?ID=317It's a bit more expensive, but a hell of a lot more table for the money. Doubles as your kitchen table. You're a high-powered insurance exec now, what else are you doing with your $$$?
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:11 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:03 AM)

Check this out:
http://www.bostontables.com/detail.aspx?ID=317It's a bit more expensive, but a hell of a lot more table for the money. Doubles as your kitchen table. You're a high-powered insurance exec now, what else are you doing with your $$$?
nice table, but one of my friends has one like that. I simply HAVE to be original. Wow, I'm a douchebag.
And I don't want to make one, because that would require physical exertion, and screw that
Ok, then theres this one...
http://www.pokernstuff.com/index.asp?PageA...PROD&ProdID=382cheaper, but a little smaller and Im sure not as good quality. would also require a little work since its only a top.
shitting I'm perplexed
7upncider
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:13 AM
the larger the table the better. it sucks to be smashed between people. a nine person table is bigger and would be the best buy for the money. i wish i would have researched tables before i went out and bought mine.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:26 AM
yeah, bigger is definately better
shitting... this is gonna be a tough decision
RhinestoneCowboy
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:28 AM
I didn't think you played poker Shake..
7upncider
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:30 AM
always check the room you have with the table you are looking at. you want to be comfortable in the room you plan on playing in. i dont mean to tell you what to do but these are some things i over looked. and if i can help someone out by my mistakes. i truly hope i can.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:31 AM
Yeah, I know, I just don't like talking about poker on a site like this. It just isn't the proper place.
No, I actually do play, and I'm not really that bad, but it sounds much cooler to say I don't.
Thats just how I roll
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:33 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:31 AM)

Yeah, I know, I just don't like talking about poker on a site like this. It just isn't the proper place.
No, I actually do play, and I'm not really that bad, but it sounds much cooler to say I don't.
Thats just how I roll
90 minutes to go before I go play some cards and intoxicate myself.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:39 AM
QUOTE (kers2 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 4:35 AM)

"Off to school, off to school
Drive 2 hours so I can learn tax ruuuuules
After that drink lots of beer
Get very drunk with my peeeeeeeers"
I'll be on way later to post some drunk messages for you guys
I have a Master's degree in Taxation. Just sayin'.
Also, accountants are drunks. The last place I worked had an office beer bong. There were many drinking contests at office parties.
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:47 AM)

2nd rule, no smilies
::shaking head is disgust face::
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 6:52 AM)

Shaking head eez disgust, yes?
Brilliant.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:45 AM
you're an accountant hobbes?
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:51 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:45 AM)

you're an accountant hobbes?
Yeah. I've been posting here way too much considering how busy I am right now.
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:52 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:51 AM)

Yeah. I've been posting here way too much considering how busy I am right now.
Wanna do my taxes?
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:55 AM
what? busy during tax season? noooo...
on that note, I'm never getting my taxes done at h & r block again.
170 bucks. screw that.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:57 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:52 AM)

Wanna do my taxes?
Aren't you in Canada? I don't know Canadian tax law.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:57 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 10:51 AM)

Yeah. I've been posting here way too much considering how busy I am right now.
I was gonna say, I'm amazed we're even getting rational thought out of you during tax season.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:01 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:55 AM)

what? busy during tax season? noooo...
on that note, I'm never getting my taxes done at h & r block again.
170 bucks. screw that.
H&R Block sucks. Seriously. They miss a lot of stuff. But our minimum fee is $1,000, so that's not really an option for most people with simple tax returns.
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:02 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:57 AM)

Aren't you in Canada? I don't know Canadian tax law.
What if I was in the states?
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:03 AM
good sweat freakin lord! $1000?
I wish I made enough to justify that
I'm just gonna do my own next year. I'm an econ major, so it makes me feel pretty stupid paying someone to do my damn taxes.
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:04 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 7:57 AM)

I was gonna say, I'm amazed we're even getting rational thought out of you during tax season.
I have multiple monitors. I've got my work on one and this on another. It's like multi-tabling. It wasn't too bad for a while because there wasn't a ton of stuff I felt compelled to read and/or reply to, but this thread is killing me.
I get more work done from about 3 to 9, then 6 to 3. (Yeah, I'm here for 15 hours.)
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:05 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:04 AM)

(Yeah, I'm here for 15 hours.)
Shoot me now
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:06 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:04 AM)

(Yeah, I'm here for 15 hours.)
um, yeah, that hurts my head just reading that
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:07 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:02 AM)

What if I was in the states?
There would still be international tax issues, which really isn't my area of expertise.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:08 AM
If I do 15 hours worth of actual work per week, they got a good week out of me.
In the immortal words of Master Sergeant Ernie Bilko:
"I just want an honest weeks pay for an honest day's work".
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:08 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:07 AM)

There would still be international tax issues, which really isn't my area of expertise.
Just say it there's no ****ing way you would do my taxes regardless.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:10 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:08 AM)

Just say it there's no ****ing way you would do my taxes regardless.
He'll do them, for $1000 and no assurances that anything will be correct. Hell, I'll do them for half that (same assurances though).
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:10 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:08 AM)

Just say it there's no ****ing way you would do my taxes regardless.
If you want to pay me for it. My rate is $200 an hour.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:12 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:10 AM)

If you want to pay me for it. My rate is $200 an hour.
looks like I just decided to go back to school
Hobbes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:12 AM
Now you all have me feeling guilty about now working, so I'll just leave you with this:
A SHAKE-UP CALL
There is something everyone needs to know... Shakes are NOT "beverages". And humans shouldn't be consuming them along with lunch. Shakes are desserts. And super-fattening ones, at that. In fact, Jack in the Box's Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake contains an obscene 870 calories and 43g of fat. That's more fat and calories than you'd get from shoving 15 actual Oreos down your gullet. Doing either of those things is a bad idea in our opinion.
....Ian....
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:16 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:12 AM)

Now you all have me feeling guilty about now working, so I'll just leave you with this:
A SHAKE-UP CALL
There is something everyone needs to know... Shakes are NOT "beverages". And humans shouldn't be consuming them along with lunch. Shakes are desserts. And super-fattening ones, at that. In fact, Jack in the Box's Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake contains an obscene 870 calories and 43g of fat. That's more fat and calories than you'd get from shoving 15 actual Oreos down your gullet. Doing either of those things is a bad idea in our opinion.
I'll have a shake with one of those big a55 hardees heart-attack burgers
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:21 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:12 AM)

Now you all have me feeling guilty about now working, so I'll just leave you with this:
A SHAKE-UP CALL
There is something everyone needs to know... Shakes are NOT "beverages". And humans shouldn't be consuming them along with lunch. Shakes are desserts. And super-fattening ones, at that. In fact, Jack in the Box's Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake contains an obscene 870 calories and 43g of fat. That's more fat and calories than you'd get from shoving 15 actual Oreos down your gullet. Doing either of those things is a bad idea in our opinion.
I don't drink shakes; that would be cannibalism.
But the ladies love my vanilla straw secretions
damn, thats gross and weird. I gotta stop.
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:30 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:12 AM)

A SHAKE-UP CALL
There is something everyone needs to know... Shakes are NOT "beverages". And humans shouldn't be consuming them along with lunch. Shakes are desserts. And super-fattening ones, at that. In fact, Jack in the Box's Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake contains an obscene 870 calories and 43g of fat. That's more fat and calories than you'd get from shoving 15 actual Oreos down your gullet. Doing either of those things is a bad idea in our opinion.
Don't make me cry.
So if a certain poster who I am meeting for the first time tomorrow at the casino told me to "come up and kick him in the nads" do I actually do it, or do I just give him a little love tap?
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:33 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:30 AM)

Don't make me cry.
So if a certain poster who I am meeting for the first time tomorrow at the casino told me to "come up and kick him in the nads" do I actually do it, or do I just give him a little love tap?
he meant for you to do it with your mouth.
so did you and aj get a suite or just a regular room? I've heard he's the romantic type
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:34 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:33 AM)

he meant for you to do it with your mouth.
so did you and aj get a suite or just a regular room? I've heard he's the romantic type
I reserved the Honeymoon suite, same as I did when you came up to visit.
Bizzle
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:35 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:33 AM)

he meant for you to do it with your mouth.
so did you and aj get a suite or just a regular room? I've heard he's the romantic type
Our love is so forbidden, we had to wait until his girlfriend is out of town, and even still we have to drive 100 miles to meet up.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:36 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:34 AM)

I reserved the Honeymoon suite, same as I did when you came up to visit.
ba dum ching!
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:36 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:30 AM)

Don't make me cry.
So if a certain poster who I am meeting for the first time tomorrow at the casino told me to "come up and kick him in the nads" do I actually do it, or do I just give him a little love tap?
Wear a Sabres top and a goalie mask and he'll have sex with you AND cuddle after.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:45 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:36 AM)

Wear a Sabres top and a goalie mask and he'll have sex with you AND cuddle after.
Or, we could just play this poker tournament, win a bunch of money, and remain firmly *outside* the limitless boundaries of your fantasies...
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:46 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:45 AM)

Or, we could just play this poker tournament, win a bunch of money, and remain firmly *outside* the limitless boundaries of your fantasies...
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt you know.
ajs510
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:47 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 11:46 AM)

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt you know.
It's not even that...
Habs Fan
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:47 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:47 AM)

It's not even that...
Oh is it India? I suck at geographing.
7upncider
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006, 8:48 AM
hobbes what do you all charge for small buisinesses? im paying like 1200. was wondering if this is pretty close to going rate. ohh by the way my buisiness is plumbing heating and cooling.
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