Full Version: I Called In Sick Today
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when will there be a WWW.myspace.RonMexicoGramblingsWhiteHope.com?
Ok. I'm in. I hate my life. I can't sleep for censored. I'm only averaging four broken hours a night. I'm miserable. Let's see if I can catch up real quick. Here we go.
Good advice, Ron. Thanks. I pretty much have no intentions of marrying her anymore, but I'm too lazy to break up with her. I guess I should get on it and stop being a puss.
There's no hope for that place. Just stay far, far away.
Very nicely done. I got a chuckle.
Sounds like true love.
Cite your sources
I heart loveline, but I never know when it comes on.
Edit: I suck at quoting.
Speedz, you got plenty of limerick responses. I don't know what you're talking about. I was going to quote it and say "ni'hand" or something stupid, but everybody else already responded.
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:31 AM) 
Here's the thing. This is something I know about. I was married for over 4 years to a girl that most everyone considered to be very hot. We were the kind of couple that I would cough /mismatch/ too as we walked by. Anyway, hot, girly girls in general like to shop and have always had stuff done for them by their parents or boyfriends or whatever. They never get used to having to priortize. Most just feel crap works out in the end. This is just a generalization of course but if she isn't the kind of girl that is knocking herself out trying to pay her own way now, SHE NEVER WILL BE. She'll always be a me first type person. She bought you a shirt you didn't ask for so she'd fell better about not paying bills and buying herself all the other crap.
Have a talk with her, explain your concerns, if she doesn't get where you're going with it, well..you know deep down what the answer is. Find a semi hot girl that does it all.
:speaking the truth, I'm Dr. Phil face:
Have a talk with her, explain your concerns, if she doesn't get where you're going with it, well..you know deep down what the answer is. Find a semi hot girl that does it all.
:speaking the truth, I'm Dr. Phil face:
Good advice, Ron. Thanks. I pretty much have no intentions of marrying her anymore, but I'm too lazy to break up with her. I guess I should get on it and stop being a puss.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:06 AM)
Wow. I just browsed general and the top threads were-
- Mushu's myspace page
- An actual useful posted about pokerxfactor, with quite possibly the worst post ever to punctuate it
- Some donkey staying awake for 48 hours
- Some donkey talking about playing high
- Some DWI donkey talking about being drunk
- Some Matusow post that quickly degenerated into a penis swining contest between DWI donkey and someone else
- Mushu's myspace page
- An actual useful posted about pokerxfactor, with quite possibly the worst post ever to punctuate it
- Some donkey staying awake for 48 hours
- Some donkey talking about playing high
- Some DWI donkey talking about being drunk
- Some Matusow post that quickly degenerated into a penis swining contest between DWI donkey and someone else
There's no hope for that place. Just stay far, far away.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:11 AM)
Oh man, andi just remided me of a story that I have been trying to erase from my memory for years now.
I was 14 and was getting into my first semi-real relationship (well, as real as any 8th grade relationship gets). Myself and this girl named Nicole had gone out a few times, made out a few times, and I was greatly looking forward to fooling around with her.
I get up (after very little sleep) one morning around 6, excited to go to the local Six Flags with her. We get out there around 9, we walk around and ride all the rides, do all the waterpark stuff, and her mom picks us up in her family's Suburban later in the day. We sit down in the back seat and sort of slump down a little bit, and start making out. I go for a little up the shirt action while the entire time her mom in the front seat is humming to Cindy Lauper. The girl I was with reached down and undid my zipper and pulled it out and started playing with it. She was absolutely terrible-no sense of rhythm, no pattern or structure, just a lot of jerking and shaking while she stared fascinated at how big it got. She went on like this for a good 10-15 minutes, while paying the rest of me no attention at all. I had been up since 6, and I was tired, so I closed my eyes...
I woke up to hear "Hey hon, you're home, time to leave." I look at the girl, who looks wicked pissed, and say goodbye, and step out of the car. Naturally, I am still semi-sleep addled and don't notice that I forgot to do something, so as soon as I step out, my shorts are at my ankles.
I didn't really speak to her mother or her again after that.
I was 14 and was getting into my first semi-real relationship (well, as real as any 8th grade relationship gets). Myself and this girl named Nicole had gone out a few times, made out a few times, and I was greatly looking forward to fooling around with her.
I get up (after very little sleep) one morning around 6, excited to go to the local Six Flags with her. We get out there around 9, we walk around and ride all the rides, do all the waterpark stuff, and her mom picks us up in her family's Suburban later in the day. We sit down in the back seat and sort of slump down a little bit, and start making out. I go for a little up the shirt action while the entire time her mom in the front seat is humming to Cindy Lauper. The girl I was with reached down and undid my zipper and pulled it out and started playing with it. She was absolutely terrible-no sense of rhythm, no pattern or structure, just a lot of jerking and shaking while she stared fascinated at how big it got. She went on like this for a good 10-15 minutes, while paying the rest of me no attention at all. I had been up since 6, and I was tired, so I closed my eyes...
I woke up to hear "Hey hon, you're home, time to leave." I look at the girl, who looks wicked pissed, and say goodbye, and step out of the car. Naturally, I am still semi-sleep addled and don't notice that I forgot to do something, so as soon as I step out, my shorts are at my ankles.
I didn't really speak to her mother or her again after that.
Very nicely done. I got a chuckle.
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:13 AM)
OK, I'm completely hating life right now.
Hubby stays home from work hung over. Yet is playing Johnny Cash as loud as humanly possible. Pesters me every three seconds.
Computer is a piece of ****! Running very slow because of the storms last night.
See, he's back.the mother ******!!! He will not leave me alone. He just came up behind me and hit the lever to make my chair drop.
GO AWAY FUKTARD!! he's laughing right now. I'm not.
My 4 year old daughter just asked him "what's a freak show?" and he replied "your mom!"
Someone come and kick his *** please!!
:Ihateeverythingface:
Hubby stays home from work hung over. Yet is playing Johnny Cash as loud as humanly possible. Pesters me every three seconds.
Computer is a piece of ****! Running very slow because of the storms last night.
See, he's back.the mother ******!!! He will not leave me alone. He just came up behind me and hit the lever to make my chair drop.
GO AWAY FUKTARD!! he's laughing right now. I'm not.
My 4 year old daughter just asked him "what's a freak show?" and he replied "your mom!"
Someone come and kick his *** please!!
:Ihateeverythingface:
Sounds like true love.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:55 AM)
Can I just link to turd's post?
Cite your sources
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:49 AM)
I like adam corrola a lot but from what i read its true no one listens
I used to listen to loveline all the time
I used to listen to loveline all the time
I heart loveline, but I never know when it comes on.
Edit: I suck at quoting.
Speedz, you got plenty of limerick responses. I don't know what you're talking about. I was going to quote it and say "ni'hand" or something stupid, but everybody else already responded.
Bizzle, Royal,
Screen names?
Screen names?
Adam Carolla's show is usually pretty funny, today was pretty slow, tho.
Okay, I'm getting caught up. Happy ShakeDay, everyone. I'm going to have a shake with my lunch today in yer honour. I suggest we all do the same.
Watch out for ATs. I'll be watching for you.
Around here, we slack about working. We do not slack about slacking off work.
:that's not a 'hug' face:
Something doesn't add up here...
Where did that come from?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:41 AM)
Hey hernia boy, go bump the barrage thread in general for the final decision for what tourney I will crush you in.
Watch out for ATs. I'll be watching for you.
QUOTE (mk @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:44 AM)
missed too much... can't... catch up...
Around here, we slack about working. We do not slack about slacking off work.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:46 AM)
FUCK YEAH!
:hugging you from behind face:
:hugging you from behind face:
:that's not a 'hug' face:
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:17 AM)
The white guy...Sorry for the length.
Something doesn't add up here...
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:18 AM)
Neil Diamond is not a racist, but... post
Where did that come from?
my favorite loveline from adam corolla was this seventeen year old girl who said she had always been very mature sexually - and he said "when? back in the 70's doing coke at studio 54?"
Howard Stern talked to this guy today who had been on hold for 5 hours each of the last two days
Howard: To wait on hold for five hours you must have something very important to say
Caller: Are you gonna have bobcat goldthwait on again?
Howard Stern talked to this guy today who had been on hold for 5 hours each of the last two days
Howard: To wait on hold for five hours you must have something very important to say
Caller: Are you gonna have bobcat goldthwait on again?
Ok, after lunch little Ronnie Mexico jokes......
Little Ronnie goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
goin to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example
of multi -syllable word?" Ronnie says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers
smiles and says, "Wow, little Ronnie, that's a mouthful." Little Ronnie says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Little Ronnie goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
goin to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example
of multi -syllable word?" Ronnie says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers
smiles and says, "Wow, little Ronnie, that's a mouthful." Little Ronnie says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:52 AM)
I recommend that anyone with a sense of humor that has access to his show starts listening.
I've started using "what say you to that" in my daily conversations.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:05 AM)
I've started using "what say you to that" in my daily conversations.
I called one of my friends a bastarding yesterday, how say you Hobbs?
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:05 AM)
I've started using "what say you to that" in my daily conversations.
Lately when I get especially hammered with my friend who also listens to the show...it turns into yelling matches. What do we yell?
IT'S TIME....FOR DAVE DAMESHEK'S NUMBAH ONE SPORTS!!!! NUMBAH ONE.....SPORTS!!!!
QUOTE (tyfgine @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:08 AM)
I called one of my friends a bastarding yesterday, how say you Hobbs?
I say yay to that and here's why: (insert unimitable Adam Corrolla rant).
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:09 AM)
Lately when I get especially hammered with my friend who also listens to the show...it turns into yelling matches. What do we yell?
IT'S TIME....FOR DAVE DAMESHEK'S NUMBAH ONE SPORTS!!!! NUMBAH ONE.....SPORTS!!!!
IT'S TIME....FOR DAVE DAMESHEK'S NUMBAH ONE SPORTS!!!! NUMBAH ONE.....SPORTS!!!!
He knows the score.
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:09 AM)
Lately when I get especially hammered with my friend who also listens to the show...it turns into yelling matches. What do we yell?
IT'S TIME....FOR DAVE DAMESHEK'S NUMBAH ONE SPORTS!!!! NUMBAH ONE.....SPORTS!!!!
IT'S TIME....FOR DAVE DAMESHEK'S NUMBAH ONE SPORTS!!!! NUMBAH ONE.....SPORTS!!!!
Did you know that the voice for that is Jimmy Kimmel?
I have had that song they use as the intro to the news stuck in my head all day. The one with the horns.
and what happened to Rachel Perry?
LITTLE RONNIE ON PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
Ronnie.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little Ronnie says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3
women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little
Ronnie replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I
like your thinking."
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
Ronnie.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little Ronnie says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3
women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little
Ronnie replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I
like your thinking."
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:06 AM)
I finally get to say someone SAQ worse than I do! Yippee!!!
And after 8 years of marriage "whats love got to do with it"?
And after 8 years of marriage "whats love got to do with it"?
Thanks a lot. Now that song is stuck in my head. Eight years, eh? You guys are going pretty strong. That's pretty kickass how you sent him out to the bar. I need to find me a woman like that.
anybody ever heard of Jon Boy and Billy? (its a southern thing)
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:09 PM)
Lately when I get especially hammered with my friend who also listens to the show...it turns into yelling matches. What do we yell?
IT'S TIME....FOR DAVE DAMESHEK'S NUMBAH ONE SPORTS!!!! NUMBAH ONE.....SPORTS!!!!
IT'S TIME....FOR DAVE DAMESHEK'S NUMBAH ONE SPORTS!!!! NUMBAH ONE.....SPORTS!!!!
:has no clue what you're talking about face:
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:11 AM)
Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes. SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI!
Very nice.
just poppin my head in for aminute..
not gonna read any of your posts you're all poop faces and i dont have 17 hours to catch up this morning.
love always and forever.
Royal Tool.
not gonna read any of your posts you're all poop faces and i dont have 17 hours to catch up this morning.
love always and forever.
Royal Tool.
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:14 PM)
just poppin my head in for aminute..
not gonna read any of your posts you're all poop faces and i dont have 17 hours to catch up this morning.
love always and forever.
Royal Tool.
not gonna read any of your posts you're all poop faces and i dont have 17 hours to catch up this morning.
love always and forever.
Royal Tool.
you really need to take that hideout thing out of your signature. its not very becoming of you.
QUOTE (dms26 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:12 PM)
:has no clue what you're talking about face:
:doesn't understand this whole trend face:
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:15 AM)
you really need to take that hideout thing out of your signature. its not very becoming of you.
Quoted for truth.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:16 PM)
Quoted for truth.
I cant stand it when the hideout boys pop their head in here at 11pm and say shit. It's like if you really have anything to say then why dont you come in here when we're all here?
+1 meng
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:16 AM)
:doesn't understand this whole trend face:
I was boycotting smileys a while back so I started making my own custom ones. It turns out that making your own is a lot more fun and less annoying at which to look.
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:58 AM)
No shiat. Get a ****ing life, tool bags.
Who's got the most posts on this site, anyway. What a loser that chick must be.
Who's got the most posts on this site, anyway. What a loser that chick must be.
Yeah she's a loser. And I heard she won't let you SIIHP either. Oh, wait, maybe that means you lose.
LITTLE RONNIE ON GRAMMAR
Little RONNIE was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a
piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, RONNIE, that is NOT the proper word to
use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please
use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to
go." Little RONNIE, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight,
but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
Little RONNIE was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a
piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, RONNIE, that is NOT the proper word to
use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please
use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to
go." Little RONNIE, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight,
but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:15 AM)
you really need to take that hideout thing out of your signature. its not very becoming of you.
I was wondering about that...
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KTW 10
Royal_Tour 9
SAM_Hard8 9
SFkid 9
custom36 9
Filesharer 8
TyRoy 8
wsox8 8
andibear 7
beans-n-icewater 7
nell789 7
CrackofmyACE_FTP 6
KDawgCometh 6
Garn 6
essay 6
troyomac 6
Bill_Brasky 5
It's not like he's ever in there.
QUOTE (kers2 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:18 AM)
I cant stand it when the hideout boys pop their head in here at 11pm and say shit. It's like if you really have anything to say then why dont you come in here when we're all here?
+1 meng
+1 meng
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. They don't even read anything that's going on in the thread. I came on here late at night and Golden was the last poster on almost every single thread in this forum. They were all one sentence posts. What's the point?
QUOTE (tyfgine @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:11 AM)
Did you know that the voice for that is Jimmy Kimmel?
I have had that song they use as the intro to the news stuck in my head all day. The one with the horns.
and what happened to Rachel Perry?
I have had that song they use as the intro to the news stuck in my head all day. The one with the horns.
and what happened to Rachel Perry?
I didn't know that about Kimmel.
I think Rachel is out doing interview and test shots for some TV pilot she might be involved with. I think she'll quit the show, which is too bad.
I think I'm going to try to be a contestant on Ass-Kiss Rodeo.
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Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes. SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI!
Lol. Great Chappelle's Show last night. The one in the restaurant where they show their thoughts is one of my favorites. I can't get the image out of my mind of him dancing around stage with goat legs, singing "dododo dododo dododo dododo"
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:19 AM)
I was boycotting smileys a while back so I started making my own custom ones. It turns out that making your own is a lot more fun and less annoying at which to look.
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:19 AM)
Hmm...
Hobbes apparently there is a big scandal over whether shakira did or did not blow off the kids from American Idol - shocking!
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:21 AM)
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. They don't even read anything that's going on in the thread. I came on here late at night and Golden was the last poster on almost every single thread in this forum. They were all one sentence posts. What's the point?
Because having a high post count represents a direct correlation with your internet coolness factor.
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:21 AM)
Hobbes apparently there is a big scandal over whether shakira did or did not blow off the kids from American Idol - shocking!
Is that why they all flocked to Kenny Rogers this week?
You guys are right.
I just like keeping this place happy its not easy being a minor celeb u know.. and I know you know caleb, :touches caleb on the groin face:
I'm like the UN of FCP.
:not really face:
I just like keeping this place happy its not easy being a minor celeb u know.. and I know you know caleb, :touches caleb on the groin face:
I'm like the UN of FCP.
:not really face:
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:21 PM)
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. They don't even read anything that's going on in the thread. I came on here late at night and Golden was the last poster on almost every single thread in this forum. They were all one sentence posts. What's the point?
thank god they got rid of all those stickied threads at the top of OT that they constantly posted in. so****ingannoying
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 12:21 PM)
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. They don't even read anything that's going on in the thread. I came on here late at night and Golden was the last poster on almost every single thread in this forum. They were all one sentence posts. What's the point?
They do that alot. For some reason they think it's cool to see the whole Off Topic general section with their name as the last poster in every topic. It's not just Golden, doublemeup and 76clubs do it too.
Silly, really.
There are some of those hideout boys who are kinda fun though (specifically Powerpoker and lvpro).
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:42 AM)
haha finger phuck stories are always hilairous
Not always. Okay, maybe - you be the judge.
I was about sixteen, and had been dating this chick for a while. It seemed like forever at the time so it was probably about 2 weeks. She had a big house with a separate 'wing' where her bedroom was, along with an extra living/tv room. She used to have a bunch of people over every week to watch SNL in 'her' living room. So one Saturday night, the two of us and about 10 other people, pretty even mix of girls and guys, are all hanging out watching Victoria Jackson be annoying in a Santa hat and bustier. She is on the couch with one of her girlfriends, and I'm on the floor in front of her. She proceeds to confide in her girlfriend in what she clearly thinks is a discreet whisper, but as I am several feet away in a crowded room, with a TV on, and can hear her distinctly (still), is clearly nothing resembling a whisper, "I've been fingered by every guy in this room!"
I was not the only one who could hear her. That was the end of the SNL parties. We switched to orgies after that. I still have some of the lotions and robes.
j/s. Except for the last 3 sentences. :It was a scene, man face:
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:21 AM)
I didn't know that about Kimmel.
I think Rachel is out doing interview and test shots for some TV pilot she might be involved with. I think she'll quit the show, which is too bad.
I think I'm going to try to be a contestant on Ass-Kiss Rodeo.
Lol. Great Chappelle's Show last night. The one in the restaurant where they show their thoughts is one of my favorites. I can't get the image out of my mind of him dancing around stage with goat legs, singing "dododo dododo dododo dododo"
I think Rachel is out doing interview and test shots for some TV pilot she might be involved with. I think she'll quit the show, which is too bad.
I think I'm going to try to be a contestant on Ass-Kiss Rodeo.
Lol. Great Chappelle's Show last night. The one in the restaurant where they show their thoughts is one of my favorites. I can't get the image out of my mind of him dancing around stage with goat legs, singing "dododo dododo dododo dododo"
Ya, the sports intro used to annoy me, then I found out it was Kimmel, now I love it. I almost called in yesterday when they were talking to that crazy lady who's family protests the funerals of dead soldiers.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 12:21 PM)
Hmm...
I only conform to Caleb's grumpy preferences when I feel like humoring him.
:winkie face that shows I too am a conformist at heart:
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:24 AM)
I AM SHIMMERING WANG!
FYP
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:24 AM)
They do that alot. For some reason they think it's cool to see the whole Off Topic general section with their name as the last poster in every topic. It's not just Golden, doublemeup and 76clubs do it too.
Silly, really.
There are some of those hideout boys who are kinda fun though (specifically Powerpoker and lvpro).
Silly, really.
There are some of those hideout boys who are kinda fun though (specifically Powerpoker and lvpro).
Yeah, some of those guys are ok. I'm definitely a lypro fan.
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:25 AM)
I only conform to Caleb's grumpy preferences when I feel like humoring him.
:winkie face that shows I too am a conformist at heart:
:winkie face that shows I too am a conformist at heart:
I'm the oldest man in this thread at heart. I should change my title to Grumpy Old Man with Erectile Disfunction.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:27 AM)
FYP
so i hear The Iceman is shimmering wang?? is that because he got a little over the top as the iceman and branded himself as a prick so he needed to start fresh?
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:24 PM)
"I've been fingered by every guy in this room!"
STOP TELLING STORIES ABOUT MY SISTER!!!
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:28 AM)
so i hear The Iceman is shimmering wang?? is that because he got a little over the top as the iceman and branded himself as a prick so he needed to start fresh?
We landed on the MOOOOOOOOON!
No the Iceman was a group of five posters. Shimmering Wang just eventually decided to branch off and make his own screenname. Now he's Ouch-8s.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:28 PM)
I should change my title to Grumpy Old Man with Erectile Disfunction.
If it doesnt fit, make it
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:30 PM)
We landed on the MOOOOOOOOON!
No the Iceman was a group of five posters. Shimmering Wang just eventually decided to branch off and make his own screenname. Now he's Ouch-8s.
No the Iceman was a group of five posters. Shimmering Wang just eventually decided to branch off and make his own screenname. Now he's Ouch-8s.
I don't think Ouch 8s is Wang, I just don't see creating a screen name like that. Or is that the genius of it? Whooaaahhh....
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:30 AM)
We landed on the MOOOOOOOOON!
No the Iceman was a group of five posters. Shimmering Wang just eventually decided to branch off and make his own screenname. Now he's Ouch-8s.
No the Iceman was a group of five posters. Shimmering Wang just eventually decided to branch off and make his own screenname. Now he's Ouch-8s.
wha the hell are u talkin about??
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 12:30 PM)
We landed on the MOOOOOOOOON!
No the Iceman was a group of five posters. Shimmering Wang just eventually decided to branch off and make his own screenname. Now he's Ouch-8s.
No the Iceman was a group of five posters. Shimmering Wang just eventually decided to branch off and make his own screenname. Now he's Ouch-8s.
Dude, seriously? I did not know that. I never finished reading the thread where Wang was taking applications for a new name.
Cool!
QUOTE (kers2 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:30 AM)
If it doesnt fit, make it
We'll see. I don't know if I want the whole forum knowing about my limp dick.
We have more users reading this thread than the Army and the Hideout combined. Just putting it out there.
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I've been fingered by every guy in this room!"
this leads to the hotdog in the hallway sensation
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:33 AM)
Dude, seriously? I did not know that. I never finished reading the thread where Wang was taking applications for a new name.
Cool!
Cool!
He's not really, but his posts are eerily similar.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:33 PM)
We have more users reading this thread than the Army and the Hideout combined. Just putting it out there.
That's a bold statement sir
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