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Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:06 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:00 AM) *
At the very least, change your posts per page to 40, so we don't get this randomly in the middle of a page.


#1 - I think I'm already set to 40 per page.

#2 - I'll stop soon. I just want to get the word out this morning, as people are arriving...
Bizzle
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:06 AM
Wow. I just browsed general and the top threads were-

- Mushu's myspace page
- An actual useful posted about pokerxfactor, with quite possibly the worst post ever to punctuate it
- Some donkey staying awake for 48 hours
- Some donkey talking about playing high
- Some DWI donkey talking about being drunk
- Some Matusow post that quickly degenerated into a penis swining contest between DWI donkey and someone else
Habs Fan
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:06 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:00 AM) *
At the very least, change your posts per page to 40, so we don't get this randomly in the middle of a page.


Hey Bizzle, it's Shake's day, so put on your party hat and your happy face big guy, ok?
Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:07 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:06 AM) *
Hey Bizzle, it's Shake's day, so put on your party hat and your happy face big guy, ok?


Yeah, who pissed in your Cheerios?

j/k
Bizzle
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:11 AM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:07 AM) *
Yeah, who pissed in your Cheerios?

I missed, ok?!?

:sad because I can't aim face:
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:06 AM) *
Hey Bizzle, it's Shake's day, so put on your party hat and your happy face big guy, ok?

Yeah, I have no freaking clue why I am grumpy this morning. The bosses are gone for a good 2-3 hours, and I have no work to do, so I should be loving life/napping right now.

I apologize Shakey, I look forward to moving to whatever country you establish.
Habs Fan
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:12 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:11 AM) *
I missed, ok?!?

:sad because I can't aim face:

Yeah, I have no freaking clue why I am grumpy this morning. The bosses are gone for a good 2-3 hours, and I have no work to do, so I should be loving life/napping right now.

I apologize Shakey, I look forward to moving to whatever country you establish.


That's my boy!

Now turn that frown upside down!

It's a celebration bitchings!!!
ShakeZuma
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:13 AM
ok ok, everybody just coooooll out



cool out


COOL OUT!!



I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH, I'M NEIL DIAMOND!!
dms26
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:13 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:06 AM) *
Wow. I just browsed general and the top threads were-

- Mushu's myspace page
- An actual useful posted about pokerxfactor, with quite possibly the worst post ever to punctuate it
- Some donkey staying awake for 48 hours
- Some donkey talking about playing high
- Some DWI donkey talking about being drunk
- Some Matusow post that quickly degenerated into a penis swining contest between DWI donkey and someone else


just do yourself a favor and forget that forum exists
Ron_Mexico
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:17 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:48 PM) *
i just really super laughed the hardest today after that




That was gold.

I can't quit you either.

So you guys like stories about getting or not getting poon during H.S. or College. Here’s one for you.

In HS, I was one of the “cool” kids. My name and picture was in the paper a lot for All County football team and getting a scholarship and going undefeated and all that crap, but I was a lineman, so I wasn’t pulling the quality of chicks that the QB and running backs were. I was friends with all the hotties, but couldn’t pull em. For some reason back then, I had standards. Basically, I was a virgin coming out of HS.

So I go to college at an all black I-AA school in Missiissippi. I get there, win a starting spot at left tackle, kind of stick out on campus a little. One day after the afternoon practice, (we practiced twice a day, after classes and at night) my dorm phone is ringing. It’s some girl calling me telling me she’s seen me around and that she’d like to meet me. Great right? We talk a couple of time, I ask her to describe me, just to be sure she’s got the right guy. She did. The white guy. How stupid am I?

Anyway, I ask around some of my teammates and one dated her last year. He’s cool, tells me to get some head. They tell me about 5 miles off of campus, there is an old Plantation landmark with slave quarters and all for tourists to drive by and see, but it was usually empty. Great again. Anyway, after practice on day, I pick her up in my 1979 shit_ brown Pinto. Yes a Pinto, with no shocks, that spilled boiling radiator water on your ankles when you made a turn. Also, my roommate and I were both three bills. (not the girl, my roommate. he wasn't on the date) What a visual huh? So I pick her up and take here there. Forget the fact that a white guy was about to take a black girt to a place where slaves used to be owned by whites, screw it, I want some head.

So we get there start making out, I cut right to the chase b/c I have practice, I’m finger bangin’ etc, and I decide to take it out. She tugs on it and I suggest some head. She tells me she doesn’t do that. I figured this was a good time to tell her that I talked to her ex and he say she does. Smooth huh? She relents and gives me some toothy head for 5 minutes. Mind you I made her come already. After 5 minutes, she stops for some reason. I explain I need to get mine (no bag) so I proceed to jerk it in front of her until I finish. Get back in the car, drive her back, show up to practice 45 minutes late with Vag juice on my hands (I was a a center and long snapper as well) and a big smile. My teammates and position coach were laughing, but the head coach decided I needed to run a bit. She got mad when the whole football team knew and I never got any from her again.

Live and learn. And that is the story of my first real sexual experience. Sorry for the length.
RhinestoneCowboy
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:18 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:13 AM) *
ok ok, everybody just coooooll out
cool out
COOL OUT!!
I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH, I'M NEIL DIAMOND!!


Because it's as funny as an animate skeleton:

Neil: Hello, everyone. They told me before I came on this show, that I was supposed to tell the stories behind my most popular songs, and then play them. I said, "Cool let's do it!" But, Gary over here was a little shy..

Gary the Bass Player: Now, come on, Neil, give me a break, man.

Neil: Ah, ha ha ha ha! This first song.. [ Kenny the Keyboard Player intros "Sweet Caroline", crowd applauds ] Thank you. That, of course, "Sweet Caroline". I wrote that song after a big show at the Forum. Gary and I had been drinking pretty heavily, and we were driving..

Gary: [ worried ] Oh, I can't believe you're gonna tell this story..

Neil: Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. [ the crowd is stunned ] So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And, two hours later, I wrote "Sweet Caroline". Sweet Caroline. Good times never seemed so good. Thank you.

[ crowd struggles to applaud, still stunned by the story ]

Neil: It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely-legal pornography. Gary knows what I'm talking about.

Gary: Yeaaahhh, he likes that really weird porno you can't send through the mail. I'll be honest. It ain't cool, it creeps out the whole band.

Neil: Well, my bizarre, insatiable, and downright dangerous sexual habits led me to write this song. [ Kenny intros "Cracklin' Rosie" ] Oh, Cracklin' Rose, get on board. We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go. We're takin' it slow. Let's all do the best we can. And I can turn invincible if I really try-y hard! [ crowd barely applauds ] Uh, I can't quite remember how that one goes. I-I gotta admit, I'm a little high. Kenny over here gave me some dynamite pills.

Kenny the Keyboard Player: Hey, come on, man..

Neil: Hey! Cool out! Just everyone cool out. COOL OUT!! [ pause ] This next song, you all might like. Few people know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants. [ Kenny intros "America" ] Gary and I have gone on for hours about how much we hate foreignors. Right, Gary?

Gary: Leave me out of this, man.

Neil: NO, I WILL LEAVE YOU IN!! [ back to story ] Well, my love of this great and beautiful nation, and my hatred of all people with dark skin, led me to write this. On the boats and on the trains. They're coming to America. Never looking back again. Just do the best you can! You hate your keyboard player because he's black! Never had the courage to tell him sooo--AAUUGGHH!! AAUUGGH!! OW!!

Kenny: Hey, man, you're a wreck!

Neil: Ow! Come on.. I think I tore some stitches. Come on, Gary, help me out..

Gary: No, that's enough, Neil, man, you gotta chill out.

Neil: I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond!

Kenny: Okay, that's it, I'm gone. That's it. [ Kenny and members of the crowd exit ]

Neil: Wait! This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection. [ more members of the crowd exit ] Forever in blue jeans.. Where you goin'? Do the best you can. Reach for the stars like a champion. John Elway finally won--AAUUGGHH!! I put clown make-up on my penis, blue jeans. AAUUGGHH, AAUUGHH!!

Gary: Neil, Neil.. Come on, it's over. Let's go, buddy.

Neil: Ow! My heart! My, my ***! My heart and *** hurt. [ Gary pulls Neil off the stage, fade to title ]

Announcer: [ Music Outro: "I Am..I Said" ] This has been VH-1 Storytellers, with Neil Diamond
RhinestoneCowboy
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:21 AM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:17 AM) *
Long story that explains a lot


Very nice addition. So you were a white guy at an all black college??

Ron Mexico knows no boundries. When do you join the LPGA?
keith crime
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:22 AM
QUOTE
Live and learn. And that is the story of my first real sexual experience. Sorry for the length.


Ah there's nothing like the first time you force yourself upon a chick using her reputation against her and make her watch as you spark a load to her disgust

heartwarming
Whiskey16
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:23 AM
QUOTE (Vick12 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:29 PM) *
WOW...miss a little miss a lot!!!

Since nobody else entered...here is my last entry to the Bizzle Caption Contest.



Can I enter a caption?

"Thank you, Sir. Can you use a third finger?"
Whiskey16
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:24 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:21 AM) *
Very nice addition. So you were a white guy at an all black college??

Ron Mexico knows no boundries. When do you join the LPGA?



He can't really swing a club around his boobs.
Habs Fan
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:27 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:19 AM) *
Whoa..please tell me this is not an everyday saying for you! I'm not sure if i should laugh or cry.


You're shitting me, right?

I mean I know I make fun with the gay jokes and stuff but do I really look like Richard ****ing Simmons?
Royal_Tour
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:27 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:21 AM) *
Very nice addition. So you were a white guy at an all black college??

Ron Mexico knows no boundries. When do you join the LPGA?



LOL.. nh



alright thanks for th hernia advice, if i die i'm goin to hate you all.

also, Bizz-dizzle, i'l bumb the shittings in a bit, u want the 30+3 at 1pm??

can someone give me the edited version on Ron's story, looked long. and i'm lazy and slow and have a hernia
Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:27 AM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:54 AM) *
I NOW DECLARE TODAY TO BE SHAKEZUMA DAY IN THIS THREAD!


Ok, last time. (don't wanna get Bizzle all riled up again.)

It's Shake's day. recognize.


QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:17 AM) *
Basically, I was a virgin coming out of HS.


Welcome Ron. You're one of us, now.


QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:21 AM) *
Very nice addition. So you were a white guy at an all black college??


You have to be a Tripod to pull this off. Or Italian.
Ron_Mexico
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:27 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 2:21 PM) *
Very nice addition. So you were a white guy at an all black college??

Ron Mexico knows no boundries. When do you join the LPGA?



Yep. First game in Shreveport, LA against Grambling in front of 35,000 poeple in the Independence Bowl, me, some of the vendors, and I think a politcal figure where the only white people there.


I've been on BET over 4 times. How bout you punks?
keith crime
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:28 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:27 AM) *
LOL.. nh
alright thanks for th hernia advice, if i die i'm goin to hate you all.

also, Bizz-dizzle, i'l bumb the shittings in a bit, u want the 30+3 at 1pm??

can someone give me the edited version on Ron's story, looked long. and i'm lazy and slow and have a hernia

ron couldn't get blown by campus hoo-er yanks it in front of her out of frustration - footballl coach makes him run for smelling like fish
RhinestoneCowboy
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:28 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:27 AM) *
LOL.. nh
alright thanks for th hernia advice, if i die i'm goin to hate you all.

also, Bizz-dizzle, i'l bumb the shittings in a bit, u want the 30+3 at 1pm??

can someone give me the edited version on Ron's story, looked long. and i'm lazy and slow and have a hernia


It's worth it... take your time and savor the story.

Is there a vote for this barrage thing? Link me if there is a pole...err poll I should go to.
Bizzle
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:28 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:27 AM) *
also, Bizz-dizzle, i'l bumb the shittings in a bit, u want the 30+3 at 1pm??

Fine by me.
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:28 AM) *
Is there a vote for this barrage thing? Link me if there is a pole...err poll I should go to.

Nah, no pole. Thread is in general, we are playing a tourney Sunday on FCP.
Habs Fan
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:29 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:27 AM) *
u want the 30+3 at 1pm??


I took the afternoon off in honor of SHAKEDAY. I'll be your huckleberry.
Ron_Mexico
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:30 AM
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 2:22 PM) *
Ah there's nothing like the first time you force yourself upon a chick using her reputation against her and make her watch as you spark a load to her disgust

heartwarming



Very nice

:laughing at the funny comment face:
RhinestoneCowboy
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:30 AM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:27 AM) *
Yep. First game in Shreveport, LA against Grambling in front of 35,000 poeple in the Independence Bowl, me, some of the vendors, and I think a politcal figure where the only white people there.
I've been on BET over 4 times. How bout you punks?


Are you bragging? I haven't even watched BET 4 times. I don't even know if my cable company offers it anymore.
Habs Fan
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:31 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:30 AM) *
Hey..slow down there Potsy! I still love you!


Awww....I love you too boobiekins!
ShakeZuma
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:32 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:31 AM) *
Awww....I love you too boobiekins!

and there it is. lolli, hurry up and get 1000 posts so your forum title can be "boobiekins"
Royal_Tour
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:32 AM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:27 AM) *
Yep. First game in Shreveport, LA against Grambling in front of 35,000 poeple in the Independence Bowl, me, some of the vendors, and I think a politcal figure where the only white people there.
I've been on BET over 4 times. How bout you punks?



BET. baaahahahahaha



for what?
dms26
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:33 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:30 AM) *
Are you bragging? I haven't even watched BET 4 times. I don't even know if my cable company offers it anymore.


they call it UPN now
Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:33 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:32 AM) *
BET. baaahahahahaha
for what?


:just read his damn story face:
Ron_Mexico
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:36 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 2:32 PM) *
BET. baaahahahahaha
for what?



poppin' and lockin'.

What else?
Bizzle
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:38 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:37 AM) *
rons story turned me on a little

Honestly, I am not surprised.

Any awkward stories of teenage years from you andi?
keith crime
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:38 AM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:36 AM) *
poppin' and lockin'.

What else?



Ron did you used to watch the rap videos on BET with the guys and that dude Donny who used to interview Boyz II Men all the time?
Habs Fan
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:38 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:37 AM) *
rons story turned me on a little


Yeah but you're easier than third grade math. Just serious.
ShakeZuma
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:39 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:37 AM) *
rons story turned me on a little

hell, the wind blowing turns you on. whats the big deal?


edit: lots of responses on that one andi. well done.

I want to touch you now
Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:40 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:38 AM) *
Honestly, I am not surprised.



QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:38 AM) *
Yeah but you're easier than third grade math. Just serious.



QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:39 AM) *
hell, the wind blowing turns you on. whats the big deal?


Wow, I guess Andi's developed a reputation...
Royal_Tour
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:42 AM
hahah ok i checked out the story, nice addition., haha finger phuck stories are always hilairous

one of my good friends was in Vegas last year, anyways long story short he was finger phuckin some random in the back of a cab, her assings up in the air and he was goin to town, feeding the horse

they're right downtown and some car rolls up beside them , and it was some old couple, and he looks over see's them in shock, and as dirty as he is, stick his tongue out and gives the old "yeaaah" type face. hahaha
keith crime
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:43 AM
ShakeZuma
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:45 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:42 AM) *
I was in Vegas last year, anyways long story short I was finger phuckin some random in the back of a cab, her assings up in the air and I was goin to town, feeding the horse

we were right downtown and some car rolls up beside us , and it was some old couple, and I looked over, see them in shock, and as dirty as I am, stick my tongue out and gives the old "yeaaah" type face. hahaha

FYP

you skank
renaedawn
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:48 AM
Happy Birthday Cowboy!

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:46 AM) *
:hugging you from behind face:


Hey! What's that poking me? Nasty boy. Happy last day!

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:27 AM) *
LOL.. nh
alright thanks for th hernia advice, if i die i'm goin to hate you all.

also, Bizz-dizzle, i'l bumb the shittings in a bit, u want the 30+3 at 1pm??

can someone give me the edited version on Ron's story, looked long. and i'm lazy and slow and have a hernia


You don't have a hernia. Since a hernia is a tear in an abdominal muscle that allows your intestines to poke through, if you had a hernia you would have a squishy lump protruding from your abdomen that was extremely painful to touch. You don't have a hernia.
Royal_Tour
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:49 AM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:48 AM) *
You don't have a hernia. Since a hernia is a tear in an abdominal muscle that allows your intestines to poke through, if you had a hernia you would have a squishy lump protruding from your abdomen that was extremely painful to touch. You don't have a hernia.




ok, sweet.. soo.. u wanna make out?
dms26
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:49 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:46 AM) *
i cant deny it...i am a bit of a forum whore...ill flashback to my teen days in a minute and post a story....


hehe she said she was going to flash
renaedawn
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:54 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:49 AM) *
ok, sweet.. soo.. u wanna make out?


Of course. Our usual place?
Habs Fan
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:55 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:46 AM) *
i cant deny it...i am a bit of a forum whore...ill flashback to my teen days in a minute and post a story....


Okay here's my story.

My cousin and I stumble out of the bar at 3 AM. 2 semi-hot (beer goggles) chicks start talking to us. As drunk as we are we put 2 and 2 together and call a cab. So we take the chicks back to my (parents) place and we start the festivities. Well foreplay lasts about 8 seconds as I pretty much instantly take off all her clothes and mine at the same time.

Now i'm no Hugh Jorgan but I'm at least average.

Well i'm not gonna lie, it was like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.

After a few minutes she just kinda gave me a look as if to say 'Is that all you've got?'

Needless to say neither one of us came. We got dressed, I pressed the button to open the garage and she was on her way.
Randy Reed
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:55 AM
Ok, guys and gals, it's 11 and I'm just getting caught up

:not sure what to think face:

a common thread amongst the guys seems to be developing though

Wow Ron, you just desribed the last 10 years of my life.

My ex-wife was super-hot and she fit your description above to a 't'.

my current girlfriend is semi-hot, smart, well educated, well traveled, fun, thoughtful, generous, yada, yada.

I would never go back to a super-hot princess.

Never.

Turd, you'd be smart to take this advice to heart.

ok, boobs, beer, hot-wings, baseball...

Shakalakalaka kudos to you today!
Royal_Tour
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:57 AM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:54 AM) *
Of course. Our usual place?


yes. i'l be there waiting semi erect
Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:00 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 6:57 AM) *
yes. i'l be there waiting - as erect as I ever get...


FYP
ShakeZuma
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:02 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 10:56 AM) *
not a dorky teen story but a funny one

wow. thats all I can say.


One time I finger bangged a girl that I had met 5 minutes earlier in the back of a 4runner while two of my friends were in the front. That was fun.
Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:03 AM
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:01 AM) *
um it got quiet. ill think of a better one later!


we're all picturing you getting nailed in the back of a car.

....and I'm spent.
keith crime
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:03 AM
my girlfriend moved my hand below while in the back seat of her parents SUV

her father said something about keeping our hands where he could see them while I was downtown
Timdog1010
Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:04 AM
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:03 AM) *
my girlfriend moved my hand below while in the back seat of her parents SUV

her father said something about keeping our hands where he could see them while I was downtown


awk - ward!
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