I'm off to do real work for a couple hours.. Hopefully I get back so I can catch up before I disappear today.
Let the crazyness begin.
Edit: Thanks Lolli.... Now off to get my present.. a shittington of work to do
Full Version: I Called In Sick Today
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QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:08 AM) 
Drink much?
not at all actually...i just hate getting up early
good morning lolli darling
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 4:27 AM)
Good Morning, beautiful!! Now all we're missing is Renae to make our broad squad complete!
Nice quote job.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:19 AM)
Exhibit A of how much time I've wasted today:
alright I made the list
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:33 AM)
Nice quote job.
leave her alone
:punches you inthe cowbell face:
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:39 AM)
Today is my b-day
happy birthday
QUOTE (dms26 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:36 AM)
alright I made the list
are you kidding i was number 3?
haha lolli and i barely have any posts compared to everyone else!!
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:39 AM)
Dang! That's a lot of +1s!
That board is embarrassing for us everyday.
You're a champion. Cheap scotch is disgusting.
I'm up right now because I can't sleep as usual. Anybody else have the same problem?
That board is embarrassing for us everyday.
You're a champion. Cheap scotch is disgusting.
I'm up right now because I can't sleep as usual. Anybody else have the same problem?
Turd, your girlfriend is I mean looks yummy. That is all.
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:39 AM)
I don't believe you... she's smiling
I need my girlfriend to do that!!
Happy Friday Bitches!! Animate Skeleton!!
The E-sexual tension hit new highs last night... captivated with Andi and Lolli cybering via PM.
Today is my b-day, but more importantly it is Shake's last day until his lazy assing gets the internet or he starts slacking at work. I'm going with the latter.
I need my girlfriend to do that!!
Happy Friday Bitches!! Animate Skeleton!!
The E-sexual tension hit new highs last night... captivated with Andi and Lolli cybering via PM.
Today is my b-day, but more importantly it is Shake's last day until his lazy assing gets the internet or he starts slacking at work. I'm going with the latter.
i missed it....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! What would u like? A couple breasts?
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 4:36 AM)
leave her alone
:punches you inthe cowbell face:
:punches you inthe cowbell face:
You know I love it when you play rough.
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 4:41 AM)
i missed it....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! What would u like? A couple breasts?
I say no deal cowboy. Hold out for some breasts and TANG.
alright i'm here u prostitutes
I think i have a hernia, anyone know much about them?? can u get one in your upper abdomen from over extending?
I think i have a hernia, anyone know much about them?? can u get one in your upper abdomen from over extending?
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 4:56 AM)
i thought i had an ulcer once...it got me outa pt for a week
ok., solid.. :still need advice face:
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:28 PM)
Nice work on staying late to post, Tim...sadly I've been there. But I'd never admit that if asked by a real (non-Internet) friend.
Of course he's already gone and will probably never read this...but whatever.
Of course he's already gone and will probably never read this...but whatever.
Never read this?
Tim's list of things to do in the morning:
1. get coffee
2. boot up computer
3. get to work on catching up with this thread
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:26 PM)
Meh, they're both right, but IMO it's dumber to put in any more work than necessary to get the same small paycheck. If you can get by without getting in trouble on 10 hours worth of effort a week, and get paid for 40, so much the better.
quoted for truth.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:29 PM)
I'm really conflicted right now. She bought some skimpy lingerie for tonight which I obviously like, but I know it cost her a good amount of money and she already has a million of those kinds of things that I haven't even seen before. Why couldn't she just wear one I've never seen and save some money for the bills? I don't think she appreciates how much money I spend feeding her and giving her a place to live. Am I just being a jackass?
I like Turd because he's like 23 years old but he talks likes he's 53. Caleb's gonna make a great grumpy old man someday...
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:37 PM)
<--------------naked
I need to start checking out this thread at night.
QUOTE (dms26 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 4:38 AM)
happy birthday
yeah, happy birthday Cowboy.
I'm really digging this Manu Chao bidness.
Also, I'm instantly convinced the best thing to do is take the afternoon off.
Also, I'm instantly convinced the best thing to do is take the afternoon off.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:05 AM)
I'm really digging this Manu Chao bidness.
Also, I'm instantly convinced the best thing to do is take the afternoon off.
Also, I'm instantly convinced the best thing to do is take the afternoon off.
ok, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Explain?
A hernia is a tear that causes your intestines to go places they weren't meant to be. Sounds like you may have a muscle strain or tear in your beer gut...err six pack.
E-Breasts are nice, but I'm pulling for the real thing later tonight..
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:41 AM)
i missed it....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! What would u like? A couple breasts?
E-Breasts are nice, but I'm pulling for the real thing later tonight..
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:07 AM)
A hernia is a tear that causes your intestines to go places they weren't meant to be. Sounds like you may have a muscle strain or tear in your beer gut...err six pack.
thanks muffin, its upper like right at the bottom of my pectorals but inthe middle of my upper ab muscle.
wheres lolli, , mayb ei need a deep tissue massage
Shake's here!
I NOW DECLARE TODAY TO BE SHAKEZUMA DAY IN THIS THREAD!
Mr. Data - make it so!
I NOW DECLARE TODAY TO BE SHAKEZUMA DAY IN THIS THREAD!
Mr. Data - make it so!
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:06 AM)
ok, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Explain?
Explain?
Well it's definitely out of left field but a buddy of mine made a nice mix cd for me with alot of good music. Manu Chao was playing a few minutes ago and I was feeling it.
As for the second part well it's friday and I just don't see the point of staying here till 4-5 other than posting so i'm seriously considering taking the afternoon off to get a head start on tonight's binge drinking and poker.
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:10 AM)
wheres Ron, maybe I need a deep tissue assage
FYP
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:10 AM)
thanks muffin, its upper like right at the bottom of my pectorals but inthe middle of my upper ab muscle.
wheres lolli, , mayb ei need a deep tissue massage
wheres lolli, , mayb ei need a deep tissue massage
Im instantly convinced that is not a hernia. A hernia is what they check for when you turn your head and cough.
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:10 AM)
The fiance is supposed to be outa town this weekend :bigwinkface:
Why do I picture a sequel to "I'm trapped in the closet"?
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:16 AM)
Im instantly convinced that is not a hernia. A hernia is what they check for when you turn your head and cough.
Why do I picture a sequel to "I'm trapped in the closet"?
Why do I picture a sequel to "I'm trapped in the closet"?
Why do I picture the headline "Soldier honorably discharged after shooting Rhinestone Cowboy in the face"
Morning Bitcherings. Happy shake day.
Thanks for the well wishes Kers.
I feel like I slacked because I didn't.
:sad needs to post more face:
I think this is missing a few items. Like taking down the tent.
My one and only poker update: played 6 DSs last night, was 0/6 but did cash in my second to last one, so the $72 you get from that made me 0/1.5. :shrug face:
QUOTE (kers2 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:15 AM)
Peter Bizzle I'm rooting for you to be the MILF Hunter. It seems like you are on the right track. Just make sure you video tape it, and do the patented roundhouse slap on the ass and say "I never miss a target!!"
Thanks for the well wishes Kers.
QUOTE (dms26 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:36 AM)
alright I made the list
I feel like I slacked because I didn't.
:sad needs to post more face:
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:00 AM)
Tim's list of things to do in the morning:
1. get coffee
2. boot up computer
3. get to work on catching up with this thread
1. get coffee
2. boot up computer
3. get to work on catching up with this thread
I think this is missing a few items. Like taking down the tent.
My one and only poker update: played 6 DSs last night, was 0/6 but did cash in my second to last one, so the $72 you get from that made me 0/1.5. :shrug face:
Shooting me is honorable??
As long as I get the first shot off I will die a happy man.
As long as I get the first shot off I will die a happy man.
Good sweet lord this thread requires a lot of catching up. I'm exhausted already.
quoted for absolute truth
yeah, that was a fun night. thanks again.
no, no we're not
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:08 PM)
15 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
15 Members: Bizzle, renaedawn, tyfgine, Timdog1010, turd ferguson, Randy Reed, andibear, leftygolfer, Hobbes, Ouch-8s, Whiskey16, Vick12, Trustno1, ajs510, ShakeZuma
thats really weird. I left as soon as I made my last post.15 Members: Bizzle, renaedawn, tyfgine, Timdog1010, turd ferguson, Randy Reed, andibear, leftygolfer, Hobbes, Ouch-8s, Whiskey16, Vick12, Trustno1, ajs510, ShakeZuma
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:08 PM)
Anyhow, you're trying to apply logic to a situation involving a woman and money. That's a futile task.
quoted for absolute truth
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:35 PM)
By the way, she's naked in that picture. We just finished having sex. Just so you know.
yeah, that was a fun night. thanks again.
QUOTE (CardWarfare @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:37 PM)
damn you guys are like the early hideout days , where we'd put up like 5 pages in 3 hours
no, no we're not
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:19 AM)
My one and only poker update: played 6 DSs last night, was 0/6 but did cash in my second to last one, so the $72 you get from that made me 0/1.5. :shrug face:
Are you just using your $W to enter all of these?
... re replied so the quoting works
happy birthday chris. and yeah, this is weird being my last day. anybody get me a present?
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 7:39 AM)
Today is my b-day, but more importantly it is Shake's last day until his lazy assing gets the internet or he starts slacking at work. I'm going with the latter.
happy birthday chris. and yeah, this is weird being my last day. anybody get me a present?
QUOTE (andibear @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:10 AM)
The fiance is supposed to be outa town this weekend :bigwinkface:
well this could be a start...
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:26 AM)
... re replied so the quoting works
happy birthday chris. and yeah, this is weird being my last day. anybody get me a present?
well this could be a start...
happy birthday chris. and yeah, this is weird being my last day. anybody get me a present?
well this could be a start...
I got you a present. You can unzip it later.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:29 PM)
I'm really conflicted right now. She bought some skimpy lingerie for tonight which I obviously like, but I know it cost her a good amount of money and she already has a million of those kinds of things that I haven't even seen before. Why couldn't she just wear one I've never seen and save some money for the bills? I don't think she appreciates how much money I spend feeding her and giving her a place to live. Am I just being a jackass?
Here's the thing. This is something I know about. I was married for over 4 years to a girl that most everyone considered to be very hot. We were the kind of couple that I would cough /mismatch/ too as we walked by. Anyway, hot, girly girls in general like to shop and have always had stuff done for them by their parents or boyfriends or whatever. They never get used to having to priortize. Most just feel crap works out in the end. This is just a generalization of course but if she isn't the kind of girl that is knocking herself out trying to pay her own way now, SHE NEVER WILL BE. She'll always be a me first type person. She bought you a shirt you didn't ask for so she'd fell better about not paying bills and buying herself all the other crap.
Have a talk with her, explain your concerns, if she doesn't get where you're going with it, well..you know deep down what the answer is. Find a semi hot girl that does it all.
:speaking the truth, I'm Dr. Phil face:
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 12:54 PM)
alright i'm here u prostitutes
I think i have a hernia, anyone know much about them?? can u get one in your upper abdomen from over extending?
I think i have a hernia, anyone know much about them?? can u get one in your upper abdomen from over extending?
You don't have a hernia moron. Maybe you pulled an ab muscle riding that Sea Doo of yours across of frozen Toronto. hahaha. I love that a Canadian spent a huge chunk of his poker winnings on a friggin Sea Doo. Slays me everytime.
Stop doing back handspings naked on our wood floor and you wouldn't pull ab muscles.
thats very sweet of you, but andi's coming to VA to give me some celebratory lovins, and it could take a while
:how did this thread become so sexual? face:
:how did this thread become so sexual? face:
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:25 AM)
Are you just using your $W to enter all of these?
Yeah, I have a decent store of it. Right now I am focusing on the DSs, since I have had basically zero success in the 73+7s. With my ridiculous winrate in the 36+3s, I am quite disappointed by this, but I just haven't felt like I have played well in them, and my sit-n-go game feels pretty good right now. I have a decent store of W$ (about 2k) which I would lose if I didn't win a seat for like...2 full weeks. Basically, my goal is to buy in to every 650 for the rest of the spring for what I have invested right now.
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:10 AM)
thanks muffin, its upper like right at the bottom of my pectorals but inthe middle of my upper ab muscle.
hernias are usually lower, near your groin
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:32 AM)
:how did this thread become so sexual? face:
Horny guys + teasing girls = massive amounts of sexual tension
Even the nerdboys I work with can do that math.
oh yeah, Happy B-Day Chris.
Shake, don't leave. I'm here now. Everything is gonna be ok.
:stroking your hair and face gently whispering that everything is alright face:
Ahem
:because Ron Mexico is here now face:
I can't stop with the face thing.
Gold Jerry, Gold.
Shake, don't leave. I'm here now. Everything is gonna be ok.
:stroking your hair and face gently whispering that everything is alright face:
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 1:32 PM)
:how did this thread become so sexual? face:
Ahem
:because Ron Mexico is here now face:
I can't stop with the face thing.
Gold Jerry, Gold.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:26 AM)
happy birthday chris. and yeah, this is weird being my last day. anybody get me a present?
what kind of E-present do you want, I'll work on it
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:31 AM)
You don't have a hernia moron. Maybe you pulled an ab muscle riding that Sea Doo of yours across of frozen Toronto. hahaha. I love that a Canadian spent a huge chunk of his poker winnings on a friggin Sea Doo. Slays me everytime.
he's just looking for something to bribe you with when he asks to move in with you
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:32 AM)
Yeah, I have a decent store of it. Right now I am focusing on the DSs, since I have had basically zero success in the 73+7s. With my ridiculous winrate in the 36+3s, I am quite disappointed by this, but I just haven't felt like I have played well in them, and my sit-n-go game feels pretty good right now. I have a decent store of W$ (about 2k) which I would lose if I didn't win a seat for like...2 full weeks. Basically, my goal is to buy in to every 650 for the rest of the spring for what I have invested right now.
That is what I would LIKE to do, but ISAP. Last night I played one DS and got 3rd, so at least it was +$. Still yet to win a $650 seat...
Back to our regulary scheduled sex chat.
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:31 AM)
Here's the thing. This is something I know about. I was married for over 4 years to a girl that most everyone considered to be very hot. We were the kind of couple that I would cough /mismatch/ too as we walked by. Anyway, hot, girly girls in general like to shop and have always had stuff done for them by their parents or boyfriends or whatever. They never get used to having to priortize. Most just feel crap works out in the end. This is just a generalization of course but if she isn't the kind of girl that is knocking herself out trying to pay her own way now, SHE NEVER WILL BE. She'll always be a me first type person. She bought you a shirt you didn't ask for so she'd fell better about not paying bills and buying herself all the other crap.
:speaking the truth, I'm Dr. Phil face:
:speaking the truth, I'm Dr. Phil face:
Wow Ron, you just desribed the last 10 years of my life.
My ex-wife was super-hot and she fit your description above to a 't'.
my current girlfriend is semi-hot, smart, well educated, well traveled, fun, thoughtful, generous, yada, yada.
I would never go back to a super-hot princess.
Never.
Turd, you'd be smart to take this advice to heart.
ok, boobs, beer, hot-wings, baseball...
Hey hernia boy, go bump the barrage thread in general for the final decision for what tourney I will crush you in.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:11 AM)
Shake's here!
I NOW DECLARE TODAY TO BE SHAKEZUMA DAY IN THIS THREAD!
Mr. Data - make it so!
I NOW DECLARE TODAY TO BE SHAKEZUMA DAY IN THIS THREAD!
Mr. Data - make it so!
I'm posting this on every page of this thread today.
Shake - I just don't know how to quit you...
missed too much... can't... catch up...
FUCK YEAH! The delivery company just called me and they're delivering my table to me AT WORK! I should have in under an hour!
bah!! I rule
so heartwarming. thanks to everyone.
hopefully I'll be able to get on here tonight and post some sloppy drunk messages.
:hugging you from behind face:
bah!! I rule
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:43 AM)
I'm posting this on every page of this thread today.
Shake - I just don't know how to quit you...
Shake - I just don't know how to quit you...
so heartwarming. thanks to everyone.
hopefully I'll be able to get on here tonight and post some sloppy drunk messages.
:hugging you from behind face:
Shake you really are the awesome.
You should have your own country - SHAKEZUELA
You should have your own country - SHAKEZUELA
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 8:48 AM)
Shake you really are the awesome.
You should have your own country - SHAKEZUELA
You should have your own country - SHAKEZUELA
Shakelsylvakia
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:48 AM)
Shakelsylvakia
GOLD
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:48 AM)
Shake you really are the awesome.
You should have your own country - SHAKEZUELA
You should have your own country - SHAKEZUELA
Shakeatopia
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:46 AM)
hopefully I'll be able to get on here tonight and post some sloppy drunk messages.
:hugging you from behind face:
:hugging you from behind face:
if you hook up tonight and go back to her house and post from there you'll be my new hero
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:50 AM)
Shakeatopia
Kuala Lumpshake
Sorry ya'll, work absolutely sucks this morning. I'll be around later. Happy b-day Cowboy, sorry I'm missing part of Shake's last day.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 5:43 AM)
I'm posting this on every page of this thread today.
Shake - I just don't know how to quit you...
Shake - I just don't know how to quit you...
I NOW DECLARE TODAY TO BE SHAKEZUMA DAY IN THIS THREAD!
QUOTE (dms26 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:52 AM)
if you hook up tonight and go back to her house and post from there you'll be my new hero
dude that would be so money
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:54 AM)
I NOW DECLARE TODAY TO BE SHAKEZUMA DAY IN THIS THREAD!
let it be so...
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, April 7th, 2006, 9:43 AM)
I'm posting this on every page of this thread today.
Shake - I just don't know how to quit you...
Shake - I just don't know how to quit you...
At the very least, change your posts per page to 40, so we don't get this randomly in the middle of a page.
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