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turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:01 PM

QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:58 PM)

Yeah, I go to General about once a week now. It's really not woth the headache. I can't remember to put the SW at the end of my posts, and it seems to cause a lot of confusion in there.

Same here. Also, a lot of the newbies seem to have a problem with people with a lot of posts. I get flamed by people I've never even heard of.

QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:58 PM)

Ok, I take it back. This no longer sounds like a lose lose situation. If she has money, but doesn't use it (goes to student loans/credit card bills/gambling debt/car payments/whatever but doesn't go into the day to day things that are a fact of life) then the only reason to put up with that is if you're going to marry her and your debts, etc are going to become one anyways. Even then it is a stretch.

Otherwise, you're a sugar daddy.

Yeah, guess I'm just being a pushover. I don't want to talk about this anymore. It's really pissing me off.

Ouch-8s

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:03 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:53 PM)

When I lived with my girlfriend we split almost everything 50/50. Groceries, utilities, phone bills, etc. Of course, I kept track of all of our finances in Quickbooks being the anal accountant that I am, so it was easy to do. She just wrote me one big check at the end of the month. The only concession we had was that I paid about 2/3 of the rent since I made more money than her.

Same boat here. It's the way to go.

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:05 PM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:01 PM)

Same here. Also, a lot of the newbies seem to have a problem with people with a lot of posts. I get flamed by people I've never even heard of.

I just stay the hell out of General, unless there's some kind of event going on (Stacked thread, etc). I would imagine the newbs flaming you are just alter-ego's of some of the more gutless forum members.

Whiskey16

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:08 PM

Dear Turd (I'm sorry, I can't remember your real name, or are you Caleb?)

Anyhow, you're trying to apply logic to a situation involving a woman and money. That's a futile task. Sorry. I don't know what else to say.

Best wishes with this desparately insane balancing act in the future.

Warm regards,

Jeffrey

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:05 PM)

Stacked? What's that? Must not been a lot of threads about that.

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:09 PM

A client mailed in his company's information towards the middle of March and asked when he could expect the return to be completed. I replied, "We still have not received your payment from last year, so we cannot work on it until then."

He says he had no idea there was an outstanding balance. We have sent them a bill every single month. He said he would get us a check right away.

A couple weeks later he calls me and asks how the return is coming. I tell him again that we still have not received a check from them yet. (The balance is about $14,000.) He says he mailed a check and doesn't know what happened.

Yesterday he calls again and I again tell him no check. He finally hand delivers a check, so we start working on it.

He just called again asking what the status is. The partner in charge of this tax return does not feel compelled to give this job a high priority.

loogie

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:10 PM

Turd,

I haven't read any of this thread, but I had to tell you the I was thoroughly disappointed to go to clownpenis.fart and not find your blog.

I have one btw. http://singlefileeyes.blogspot.com if you're ever bored. Zero poker content.

Best wishes on whatever the F this giant thread is about.

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:11 PM

QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:08 PM)

Stacked? What's that? Must not been a lot of threads about that.

This was our idea of fun last week...

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...opic=55229&st=0

dms26

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:13 PM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:01 PM)

Same here. Also, a lot of the newbies seem to have a problem with people with a lot of posts. I get flamed by people I've never even heard of.

general in a nutshell

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:09 PM)

He just called again asking what the status is. The partner in charge of this tax return does not feel compelled to give this job a high priority.

i'm so glad I don't have to deal with customers

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:14 PM

QUOTE (loogie @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:10 PM)

I'm instantly convinced that I will be reading this blog.

:wondering how long before instantly convinced needs to be killed face:

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:16 PM

QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:08 PM)

You got the name right. Thanks for the support. Are they all total nutcases or do I just attract the crazy ones?

QUOTE (loogie @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:10 PM)

I'm sorry about that. I'm not cool enough for a blog. I'll definitely check yours our though. By the way, I would never expect it to be about poker. That's not how you roll. You should stop by and hang out in this thread from time to time. It's not really about anything.

Whiskey16

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:16 PM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:11 PM)

This was our idea of fun last week...

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...opic=55229&st=0

Yeah, I actually read most of that. It was good stuff. Especially impressed how seamlessly everyone passed the baton, and no one blew the joke.

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:16 PM

loogie:

Whiskey16

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:20 PM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:16 PM)

You got the name right. Thanks for the support. Are they all total nutcases or do I just attract the crazy ones?

Unfortunately, no matter how normal they seem, there always seems to be some psychosis. The key is finding the ones whose psychosis seems the least psychotic to you.

QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:13 PM)

general in a nutshell
i'm so glad I don't have to deal with customers

Who the fuck are you?

Oh, wait....nevermind.

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:21 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:16 PM)

loogie:

Good stuff, Joel. I'm definitely going to be reading this blog.

dms26

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:22 PM

QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:20 PM)

Who the fuck are you?

Oh, wait....nevermind.

I'm on page 1 bitch

Whiskey16

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:23 PM

QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:22 PM)

I'm on page 1 bitch

That just says you're sicker than most of us.

loogie

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:24 PM

Thanks guys. I have a link reserved for clownpenis.fart when it makes its debut.

dms26

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:30 PM

QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:23 PM)

That just says you're sicker than most of us.

no argument here

andibear

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:55 PM

im bored

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:58 PM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:55 PM)

im bored

Likewise...there's nothing on TV and I don't have anything Tivo'd.

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:59 PM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:58 PM)

Likewise...there's nothing on TV and I don't have anything Tivo'd.

How can you not have anything on tivo? I have about 50 hours worth of stuff that I haven't gotten around to yet.

dms26

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:00 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:59 PM)

How can you not have anything on tivo? I have about 50 hours worth of stuff that I haven't gotten around to yet.

you're only home 45 minutes a day

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:01 PM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:55 PM)

im bored

Lolli was going to tell us all about this:

QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:05 PM)

I'm pretty sure i am first on the oral pleasure list from Andi....I'm a chick ya know...that's just how we roll

but you can go ahead instead...

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:02 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:59 PM)

How can you not have anything on tivo? I have about 50 hours worth of stuff that I haven't gotten around to yet.

I used to too, I dunno what happened. Either the programming sucks more now or I'm more picky about what I want to watch. I keep Tivoing movies I haven't seen, then they don't look all that interesting so I don't watch them.

*Edit*

QUOTE

QUOTE(Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:05 PM)

I'm pretty sure i am first on the oral pleasure list from Andi....I'm a chick ya know...that's just how we roll

but you can go ahead instead...

:rapt attention face:

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:02 PM

QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:00 PM)

you're only home 45 minutes a day

That's true, but I always have 5 episodes of Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park for times like these.

andibear

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:04 PM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:58 PM)

Likewise...there's nothing on TV and I don't have anything Tivo'd.

totally I've already hadmy sex for the day and dinner....what do i do now?

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:05 PM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:04 PM)

totally I've already had my sex for the day and dinner....what do i do now?

Is there a limit or something?

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:05 PM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:04 PM)

totally I've already hadmy sex for the day and dinner....what do i do now?

See, if you really wanted to be a member of this thread, then "after sex and dinner time" would be renamed "emailing pictures of sex and dinner to my bored FCP friends time".

andibear

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:07 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:05 PM)

Is there a limit or something?

im pretty much married...hes lucky he still gets it daily

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:07 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:02 PM)

That's true, but I always have 5 episodes of Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park for times like these.

See, I'm not really into reruns of stuff I've already seen. And most of the new shows on TV suck. I only really watch 4-5 weekly shows religiously, otherwise it's just random History Channel, Discovery, MTV or movies, whatever looks interesting. Lately nothing has looked all that interesting.

andibear

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:10 PM

i like the roaming gnome commercials

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:10 PM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:07 PM)

im pretty much married...hes lucky he still gets it daily

He's lucky? Do you consider it like a chore or something? I am married and my wife pretty much wants it all the time.

andibear

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:16 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:10 PM)

He's lucky? Do you consider it like a chore or something? I am married and my wife pretty much wants it all the time.

eh....i like it a lot too but i can only handle so much...my gang bangs were long ago im just not as flexible anymore

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:14 PM)

eh....i like it a lot too but i can only handle so much...my gang bangs were long ago im just not as flexible anymore

cough js

dms26

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:17 PM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:07 PM)

I've pretty much given up on TV, that's why I'm sitting here. love history and discovery channel too though. most of the reality crap sucks balls

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:16 PM)

eh....i like it a lot too but i can only handle so much...my gang bangs were long ago im just not as flexible anymore

the only way to stay flexible is to stay at it

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:18 PM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:07 PM)

Do you ever go to the search for title, start with "A" and then just scroll through all of the shows? It takes a really long time, but you can find a bunch of interesting shows that you never would've seen otherwise.

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:21 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:18 PM)

I don't actually have a Tivo, it's the DVR that came from the cable company. Doesn't have a search function, as far as I can tell.

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:31 PM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:21 PM)

I don't actually have a Tivo, it's the DVR that came from the cable company. Doesn't have a search function, as far as I can tell.

Does it at least have a season pass function?

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:35 PM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:31 PM)

Does it at least have a season pass function?

Yeah, but I never use it.

renaedawn

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:38 PM

QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:37 PM)

oooohhhhhhhh

Yeah, Jeffrey found a place where he can hit all those softballs out of the park. Shhhhh, no telling.

And what's up with the rest of you? This thread is supposed to die at 5pm. Don't make me have to start keeping up with this one after hours too.

Caleb, you wanted to dump her many times. Why have you not?

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:41 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:38 PM)

And what's up with the rest of you? This thread is supposed to die at 5pm.

It's still pretty slow for the most part. However, since this thread is a celebration of the avoidance of work at work, I think I'm still eligible to post.

: don't make me work again face:

dms26

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:42 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:38 PM)

Caleb, you wanted to dump her many times. Why have you not?

poon

Ouch-8s

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:51 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:38 PM)

Caleb, you wanted to dump her many times. Why have you not?

Apparently she is hot and there are pictures to prove it. But not in this thread. Because teasing bored procrastinating FCPers is what this thread is all about. Right ladies?

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:41 PM)

It's still pretty slow for the most part. However, since this thread is a celebration of the avoidance of work at work, I think I'm still eligible to post.
: don't make me work again face:

I am still at work. I can therefore stay caught up without feeling guilty (how messed up are my priorities right now??). I am leaving soon. I would have left by now but I don't want to miss out on Andi, Renae, and Lolli gettin it on :boom chicka chicka boom boom face:

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:53 PM

I just literally have nothing else to do right now. My GF is still at work, there's nothing on TV, and I don't really feel like going out on a Thursday. That leaves FCP or sleep, and I'm not tired.

andibear

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:56 PM

im about to go out...drunk andi might show up later

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:00 PM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:53 PM)

I just literally have nothing else to do right now. My GF is still at work, there's nothing on TV, and I don't really feel like going out on a Thursday. That leaves FCP or sleep, and I'm not tired.

You should play Stacked; try to beat Mario...

renaedawn

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:10 PM

QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:51 PM)

Apparently she is hot and there are pictures to prove it. But not in this thread. Because teasing bored procrastinating FCPers is what this thread is all about. Right ladies?

I am still at work. I can therefore stay caught up without feeling guilty (how messed up are my priorities right now??). I am leaving soon. I would have left by now but I don't want to miss out on Andi, Renae, and Lolli gettin it on :boom chicka chicka boom boom face:

I understand that she is hot. I've seen the pics. She is massively hot. That's not my question. My question specifically is why he decided not to dump her last time. I thought for sure it was over then. What makes you stay, Caleb? And we both know it's not because she's hot.

I wasn't invited to make out with Andi and Lolli. You girls go ahead. I'll video.

andibear

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:12 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:10 PM)

u know u wont last long video taping,....with lolli's eyes and my hair..... :you CANNOT resist us face:

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:12 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:10 PM)

I wasn't invited to make out with Andi and Lolli. You girls go ahead. I'll video.

Excuse me, but I believe I've already laid claim to the midget with the Betacam postition on this thread. You'll just have to find something to do on camera...

I have a feeling I'm not getting any sleep tonight.

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:19 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 6:10 PM)

Last time I decided not to because we had a good talk about her being more independent. She's getting better, but there are other problems. I think I'm just putting it off even though I know it won't work out because I love her and I don't want to break her heart. I know I'll have to do it eventually, though.

Also, you know, look down.

QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:42 PM)

poon

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:24 PM

QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 5:51 PM)

Apparently she is hot and there are pictures to prove it. But not in this thread. Because teasing bored procrastinating FCPers is what this thread is all about.

I know where it is...

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