QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:45 PM) 
guys on FCP cause about as much drama as girls in a sorority
Not me. Bradburn's all man.
Full Version: I Called In Sick Today
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Not me. Bradburn's all man.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:43 PM)
Biz, you *have to* hook me up with the time/place on that. I need to be a fly on the wall for whatever goes down between you and the HR MILF.
Hahaha, if we decide on a public, easily accessible place for dinner, I will definitely hook you up. If we go to somewhere more private, I'll have a co-worker hop on to verify this.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:45 PM)
I was leaving, but had to read your milf report.
I'm instantly convinced that you should convince nobody and just go with her.
I'm instantly convinced that you should convince nobody and just go with her.
not bad for someone who can't get laid...
QUOTE (JBradburn6 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:46 PM)
Not me. Bradburn's a Walrus Fucker.
FYP
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:46 PM)
So have any of you had sex with anyone else in this thread.......other than Ron Mexico, of course?
andi's giving me road head this weekend
does that count?
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:46 PM)
I'm not talking to Andi.
Let's all ignore Andi until she cries...
Let's all ignore Andi until she cries...
no one will follow you...i am irresistable dammit
QUOTE (JBradburn6 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:46 PM)
Not me. Bradburn's all walrus****er.
FYP
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:45 PM)
I was leaving, but had to read your milf report.
I'm instantly convinced that you should convince nobody and just go with her.
I'm instantly convinced that you should convince nobody and just go with her.
I thought about this, but this easily seems like a situation where it should stay somewhat professional right up until the point at which I am about to stick it in her.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:37 PM)
My bad. I'm a big Adam fan, too.
Ron's a little Adam fan. Royal too, probably. And Speedz. Jebus, the list goes on and on...
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:46 PM)
and we're twice as sexy...
Quoted for truth. Have you seen me in just a t-shirt?
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:48 PM)
no one will follow you...i am irresistable dammit
More Andi for the rest of us, yay!
:dirty traitor face:
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:47 PM)
andi's giving me road head this weekend
does that count?
does that count?
is there such thing as a "small" BJ?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:48 PM)
I thought about this, but this easily seems like a situation where it should stay somewhat professional right up until the point at which I am about to steek eet in her.
FYP
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:49 PM)
Quoted for truth. Have you seen me in just a t-shirt?
TPIWWP
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:47 PM)
andi's giving me road head this weekend
does that count?
does that count?
I'd give that a thumbs up. Just stay away from Chik-Fil-A afterwords. The chicken sandwich and french fried potatoes can be pretty uncomfortable after something like that if it doesn't go as planned.
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:49 PM)
is there such thing as a "small" BJ?
the only kind I've ever had
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:46 PM)
So have any of you had sex with anyone else in this thread.......other than Ron Mexico, of course?
Does the child that Royal is paying me child support for count? I mean I assume for little Mitchy to be here we had sex but I don't really remember it until I get those outbreaks.
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:50 PM)
I'd give that a thumbs up. Just stay away from Chik-Fil-A afterwords. The chicken sandwich and french fried potatoes can be pretty uncomfortable after something like that if it doesn't go as planned.
He'll be sticking with the Poulett, I'm instantly convinced.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:47 PM)
FYP
Wow, we double FYP'D. Wanna make out?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:48 PM)
I thought about this, but this easily seems like a situation where it should stay somewhat professional right up until the point at which I am about to stick it in her.
Bizzle: Did you get the memo about me sticking it in your pooper?
MILF: Oh God yes! YES! YES!!! I forwarded it to everyone in the office, hard!
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:50 PM)
the only kind I've ever had
shave ur 'stache i dont like it
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:51 PM)
Wow, we double FYP'D. Wanna make out?
I'd prefer not, but I'm a big whore on Jaeger.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:39 PM)
Well damnit, it is now-myself and the rest of whoever I can convince to go out with me are heading out for dinner/drinks next Friday, along with her. Stay tuned...
Your first mistake. I repeat: and we all thought we had gotten better at this.
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:48 PM)
no one will follow you...i am irresistable dammit
I've seen pics....I'd bite down and pray for lockjaw....
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:51 PM)
shave ur 'stache i dont like it
only if you shave too
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:52 PM)
Your first mistake. I repeat: and we all thought we had gotten better at this.
Yeah, memorize this phrase:
"I'm sorry, I really did try but everyone in my department is lame".
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:52 PM)
Your first mistake. I repeat: and we all thought we had gotten better at this.
I'm fairly confident that this will be a "we go out as a group, I convince her to go get drinks with me somewhere, which ends up at one of our places" type of thing.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:37 PM)
It's the whole site. It's like that most days. Pretty embarrassing.
I'm always a little embarrassed to be on that list.
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:45 PM)
Bizzle, you shoulda got wood and pressed it against her, then acted semi embarrassed. She woulda been flattered, or woulda punched you. Kind of like a continuation bet. You'd know where you stand.
POTD nominee?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:47 PM)
If we go to somewhere more private, I'll have a co-worker hop on to verify this.
What?
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:52 PM)
only if you shave too
ill spend the weekend working on it
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:53 PM)
I'm fairly confident that this will be a "we go out as a group, I convince her to go get drinks with me somewhere, which ends up at one of our places" type of thing.
Are you fairly confident or instantly convinced?
'cause there's a difference...
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:54 PM)
ill spend the weekend working on it
Good God (Joe Pesci) that's more than I really needed.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:53 PM)
I'm fairly confident that this will be a "we go out as a group, I convince her to go get drinks with me somewhere, which ends up at one of our places" type of thing.
Either that or she starts to hit it off with one of your other co workers and you get screwed out of some tang. You should definitely tell her nobody else could make it.
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:54 PM)
ill spend the weekend working on it
all weekend?
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:54 PM)
ill spend the weekend working on it
and post pictures when you get done
I'll be waiting
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:53 PM)
What?
Yeah...can't believe noone else jumped on that. I meant on to FCP, not her, damnit.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:54 PM)
Are you fairly confident or instantly convinced?
'cause there's a difference...
'cause there's a difference...
I think it was the former. Or maybe the latter.
:confused face:
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:55 PM)
Either that or she starts to hit it off with one of your other co workers and you get screwed out of some tang. You should definitely tell her nobody else could make it.
I think you missed my last post-it definitely mentioned how incredibly lame and nerd-boyish most of my co-workers are.
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:42 PM)
ouch
Yes?
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:45 PM)
hahaha. NH
Just sayin, I'm also just serious.
Bizzle, you shoulda got wood and pressed it against her, then acted semi embarrassed. She woulda been flattered, or woulda punched you. Kind of like a continuation bet. You'd know where you stand.
Just sayin, I'm also just serious.
Bizzle, you shoulda got wood and pressed it against her, then acted semi embarrassed. She woulda been flattered, or woulda punched you. Kind of like a continuation bet. You'd know where you stand.
Raising for information. I like it.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:45 PM)
I was leaving, but had to read your milf report.
I'm instantly convinced that you should convince nobody and just go with her.
I'm instantly convinced that you should convince nobody and just go with her.
Les Franglais know how this shitting is supposed to work.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:55 PM)
Either that or she starts to hit it off with one of your other co workers and you get screwed out of some tang. You should definitely tell her nobody else could make it.
Plus there's no chance in hell you're getting any play in front of co-workers. Memorize the phrase, it is your friend.
ok - new territory here people.
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:57 PM)
ok - new territory here people.
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
you're a sick, sick man
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:57 PM)
ok - new territory here people.
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
This thread is here to keep me occupied at work, not to keep me at work, occupied.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:55 PM)
Either that or she starts to hit it off with one of your other co workers and you get screwed out of some tang. You should definitely tell her nobody else could make it.
Worst possible scenario.
You should definitley go out with her alone, but make it look like you tried to get everyone else to come along, but no one else could make it.
Catching up on this thread is more productive then working.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:58 PM)
you're a sick, sick man
I miss you already...
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:55 PM)
and post pictures when you get done
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
give me your email i want to send you something funny and it seriously not me
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:57 PM)
ok - new territory here people.
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
hopefully more money.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:58 PM)
I miss you already...
aww, one more day
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:57 PM)
ok - new territory here people.
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
It means a promotion in your future.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:56 PM)
I think you missed my last post-it definitely mentioned how incredibly lame and nerd-boyish most of my co-workers are.
Yeah, but apparently she likes that.
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:58 PM)
give me your email i want to send you something funny and it seriously not me
I'll PM you tomorrow, I'm leaving right now.
later ****tards
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:57 PM)
ok - new territory here people.
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
I'm here a half hour later than I need to be simply because of this thread.
I'm now screwing off so hard that I'm working overtime.
What does it mean?
i liked that
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:58 PM)
give me your email i want to send you something funny and it seriously not me
Shake's email - hornyhokie@momsbasement.com
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