andibear
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:26 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:20 PM)

My girlfriend always asks me wha... oh wait, I don't have a girlfriend
:lonely needs to get laid face:
i tried to bang bang you earlier
speedz99
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:27 PM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:26 PM)

Is that the chick from the real world?
Yep.
I put in my new title. It sucks, so I'll work on it and get back to you, Tim.
Ouch-8s
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:27 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:25 PM)

sig goes here
I just figured out what stomach pancakes are.
:looking for a towel face:
RhinestoneCowboy
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:27 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:26 PM)

i tried to bang bang you earlier
I don't want to know your nameBTW, when you type "bang bang bang" into google, bangbus is like 6th on the list.
dms26
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:27 PM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:24 PM)

I'm famous!!!
you're pretty popular on the internet
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:28 PM
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:24 PM)

Yeah, but it almost sounds normal with a french accent.
Such a sadgirl to have such funbags.
French accent? Only if I feel that it will improve my chances of getting laid, which it clearly won't since my gf is french.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:28 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:26 PM)

i tried to bang bang you earlier
hey I'm ready and willing anytime sweetcakes
Ron_Mexico
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:28 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:26 PM)

i tried to bang bang you earlier
I had just finished, and I needed 5 minutes. Sorry.
Great, now chatting with you I finished again.
:sorry I came too fast face:
Randy Reed
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:29 PM
Get him a shirt!
Ron_Mexico
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:29 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:28 PM)

hey I'm ready and willing anytime sweetcakes
You should see the pictures she's sent me. She is internet in to me.
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:30 PM
New sig too much. Slows the thread down on my way by it. Plus that chick is kinda busted.
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:31 PM
If you ever bring in a box of unorganized receipts, bank statements, and 1099's on April 6th and then ask if you can get your tax return done by April 15th......straight to execution.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:32 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:30 PM)

New sig too much. Slows the thread down on my way by it. Plus that chick is kinda busted.
yeah it slows down quite a bit.
I mean, I'd do her, but I'd probably have to punch her afterwards
Timdog1010
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:32 PM
Today's Top 10 Posters
Member Joined Total Member Posts Posts Today % of today's posts
Golden May 24th, 2005 7,333 104 2.76%
Hobbes October 27th, 2005 2,889 101 2.68%
ajs510 May 3rd, 2005 4,949 83 2.20%
renaedawn March 10th, 2005 12,121 74 1.96%
Lolli August 25th, 2005 374 74 1.96%
ShakeZuma November 25th, 2005 3,271 68 1.80%
Whiskey16 August 5th, 2005 6,183 66 1.75%
turd ferguson August 23rd, 2005 4,411 65 1.72%
Nikki_N November 24th, 2004 9,943 64 1.70%
crazyIvan May 20th, 2005 2,989 64 1.70%
just sayin'...
andibear
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:33 PM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:27 PM)

I don't want to know your nameBTW, when you type "bang bang bang" into google, bangbus is like 6th on the list.
is that the same group that did schfifty five?
Ron_Mexico
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:34 PM
Gotta tell ya, I like how this thread rolls. No drama yet, everyone here basically internet worships Ron Mexico, and dog gone it, I'm appreciated.
No drama until I get Andibear to leave her fiance, lure her to Vegas, bang her, then dump her. Then its on.
Army is cool, but this may be my new home. Still got love for the Army, but still. They are good people though.
Although, at 33, I'm nearly the oldest one here. FU on that.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:34 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:32 PM)

Today's Top 10 Posters
Member Joined Total Member Posts Posts Today % of today's posts
Golden May 24th, 2005 7,333 104 2.76%
Hobbes October 27th, 2005 2,889 101 2.68%
ajs510 May 3rd, 2005 4,949 83 2.20%
renaedawn March 10th, 2005 12,121 74 1.96%
Lolli August 25th, 2005 374 74 1.96%
ShakeZuma November 25th, 2005 3,271 68 1.80%
Whiskey16 August 5th, 2005 6,183 66 1.75%
turd ferguson August 23rd, 2005 4,411 65 1.72%
Nikki_N November 24th, 2004 9,943 64 1.70%
crazyIvan May 20th, 2005 2,989 64 1.70%
just sayin'...
FYP... poor Adam got left out
dms26
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:34 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:32 PM)

Today's Top 10 Posters
Member Joined Total Member Posts Posts Today % of today's posts
Golden May 24th, 2005 7,333 104 2.76%
Hobbes October 27th, 2005 2,889 101 2.68%
ajs510 May 3rd, 2005 4,949 83 2.20%
renaedawn March 10th, 2005 12,121 74 1.96%
Lolli August 25th, 2005 374 74 1.96%
ShakeZuma November 25th, 2005 3,271 68 1.80%
Whiskey16 August 5th, 2005 6,183 66 1.75%
turd ferguson August 23rd, 2005 4,411 65 1.72%
Nikki_N November 24th, 2004 9,943 64 1.70%
crazyIvan May 20th, 2005 2,989 64 1.70%
just sayin'...
lol, is that just off topic or the whole site?
turd ferguson
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:34 PM
I still haven't started on my taxes.
Ron_Mexico
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:35 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:32 PM)

yeah it slows down quite a bit.
I mean, I'd do her, but I'd probably have to punch her afterwards
The usual
andibear
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:35 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:29 PM)

You should see the pictures she's sent me. She is internet in to me.
lmao
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:35 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:34 PM)

FYP... poor Adam got left out
Poor Adam was ok with that. I need a life.
Timdog1010
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:37 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:34 PM)

Gotta tell ya, I like how this thread rolls. No drama yet, everyone here basically internet worships Ron Mexico, and dog gone it, I'm appreciated.
No drama until I get Andibear to leave her fiance, lure her to Vegas, bang her, then dump her. Then its on.
Army is cool, but this may be my new home. Still got love for the Army, but still.
Although, at 33, I'm nearly the oldest one here. FU on that.
Oh.
My.
God.
Now I remember why I've missed you. nh.
And yeah, let's make a pact right now to never have drama in this thread...
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:34 PM)

FYP... poor Adam got left out
My bad. I'm a big Adam fan, too.
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:34 PM)

lol, is that just off topic or the whole site?
Whole site. This is an all-star thread...
andibear
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:37 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:34 PM)

Gotta tell ya, I like how this thread rolls. No drama yet, everyone here basically internet worships Ron Mexico, and dog gone it, I'm appreciated.
No drama until I get Andibear to leave her fiance, lure her to Vegas, bang her, then dump her. Then its on.
Army is cool, but this may be my new home. Still got love for the Army, but still. They are good people though.
Although, at 33, I'm nearly the oldest one here. FU on that.
i dont even know what to say RON
turd ferguson
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:37 PM
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:34 PM)

lol, is that just off topic or the whole site?
It's the whole site. It's like that most days. Pretty embarrassing.
It's about time Mexico officially arrived here.
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:38 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:37 PM)

i dont even know what to say RON
Anything on the order of "I'm on the next flight" would be acceptable, I'm sure.
Bizzle
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Alright, Bizzle's report from "work" this afternoon-
As you all know, I volunteered to go over and demo some stuff to the HR MILF while we continue to work on a project for her. As this project is approximately one week from culmination, my penis is very sad. I head over to her office and load up everything on her computer. Her comp is strangely completely off (who leaves their computer off?) and we chat/flirt for a bit while it powers up.
Note: I know I will get asked-tan skirt with stockings (damn her legs are fine), baby blue blouse that was unbuttoned probably one button further than any normal woman. Not enough to show cleavage, but enough to show you what was there.
Anyways, after chatting/flirting for a bit we proceed to go through the demo very slowly. The entire time I honestly dont think that her hand wasn't touching me in some shape or form, it was either on top of mine on the mouse, on my shoulder, etc. I was definitely having a hard time controlling...things. Now, the problem is the area she works in is not very private, so I did my best to maintain decorum while letting her take the lead. Obviously, nothing serious could happen in this environment.
At the end of the demo she had me shut off her computer (I mean, seriously, who does this) and we chatted some more. She asked if we (me and my team) hung out after work, I said "only on special occasions." She asked if once this project is done next week, if it would be a "special occasion." Well damnit, it is now-myself and the rest of whoever I can convince to go out with me are heading out for dinner/drinks next Friday, along with her. Stay tuned...
andibear
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:38 PM)

Anything on the order of "I'm on the next flight" would be acceptable, I'm sure.
totally was until the "dump her" part. my fiance shares
renaedawn
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:37 PM)

And yeah, let's make a pact right now to never have drama in this thread...
You got girls in here you got drama. It's inevitable. Just sayin'.
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:37 PM)

i dont even know what to say RON
You're supposed to whine and cry about how none of it was your fault and then force all your internet friends to take sides.
Just sayin'.
And, yes, I'm doing that just to annoy Caleb. Just sayin'.
speedz99
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Man...I had given up on FCP completely and become fairly entrenched in the NWP world.
What's a young, sexy, and desireable young man to do?
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Well I haven't done a full 8 hour day in quite some time and i'm not about to start now.
So long suckers.
Timdog1010
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:41 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM)

Stay tuned...
Go Finch!
I mean Bizzle!
Get you some...
speedz99
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:41 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:39 PM)

I said "only on special occasions."
All of a sudden the song "Smooth Operator" is playing in my head. And I like it.
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:41 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:39 PM)

totally was until the "dump her" part. my fiance shares
I'm sure there's a shuttle between rural Kentucky and Rochester, if that's the case.
Actually, I'm instantly convinced that there's not. Plus my GF doesn't share...
Oh well, nice thought anyway. Shake's available.
:dude, you're gonna get laid face:
Ron_Mexico
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:42 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:37 PM)

i dont even know what to say RON
It's a joke about the drama in Army. I'd never dump you sweetums
:trying to look innocent while lying face:
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:37 PM)

It's about time Mexico officially arrived here.
I'm here, I'm queer_ I will not disappear.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:42 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:39 PM)

I'm gonna bang a hot older chick...
dude... DUDE... nice.
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:39 PM)

totally was until the "dump her" part. my fiance shares
Whaaaaa????
you need directions over the mountain?
Timdog1010
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:42 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM)

Man...I had given up on FCP completely and become fairly entrenched in the NWP world.
What's a young, sexy, and desireable young man to do?
:heartbroken & betrayed face:
andibear
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:42 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:39 PM)

You got girls in here you got drama. It's inevitable. Just sayin'.
You're supposed to whine and cry about how none of it was your fault and then force all your internet friends to take sides.
Just sayin'.
And, yes, I'm doing that just to annoy Caleb. Just sayin'.
ouch
turd ferguson
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:42 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:39 PM)

You got girls in here you got drama. It's inevitable. Just sayin'.
You're supposed to whine and cry about how none of it was your fault and then force all your internet friends to take sides.
Just sayin'.
And, yes, I'm doing that just to annoy Caleb. Just sayin'.
Damn you renae!
:shaking fist face:
P.S. Very nicely done Bizzle. You need to officially break up with your long distance girlfriend if you decide to pursue this girl though.
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:43 PM
Biz, you *have to* hook me up with the time/place on that. I need to be a fly on the wall for whatever goes down between you and the HR MILF.
speedz99
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:44 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:43 PM)

Biz, you *have to* hook me up with the time/place on that. I need to be a fly on the wall for whatever goes down between you and the HR MILF.
webcam...what?
turd ferguson
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:44 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:25 PM)

:I like this face thing face:
You're welcome.
Timdog1010
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:45 PM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:42 PM)

P.S. Very nicely done Bizzle. You need to officially break up with your long distance girlfriend if you decide to pursue this girl though.
Didn't know about the girlfriend. I guess I agree with this.
:fair enough face:
beer, boobs, I'm playing basketball tonight...
Ron_Mexico
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:45 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:39 PM)

You got girls in here you got drama. It's inevitable. Just sayin'.
You're supposed to whine and cry about how none of it was your fault and then force all your internet friends to take sides.
Just sayin'.
And, yes, I'm doing that just to annoy Caleb. Just sayin'.
hahaha. NH
Just sayin, I'm also just serious.
Bizzle, you shoulda got wood and pressed it against her, then acted semi embarrassed. She woulda been flattered, or woulda punched you. Kind of like a continuation bet. You'd know where you stand.
andibear
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:45 PM
guys on FCP cause about as much drama as girls in a sorority
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:45 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:39 PM)

whoever I can convince to go out with me
I was leaving, but had to read your milf report.
I'm instantly convinced that you should convince nobody and just go with her.
Timdog1010
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:45 PM)

guys on FCP cause about as much drama as girls in a sorority
I'm not talking to Andi.
Let's all ignore Andi until she cries...
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 4:45 PM)

guys on FCP cause about as much drama as girls in a sorority
I've dated sorority girls, this is not at all true.
Russian/US Missile summits have less drama than your average sorority house, it's an absolute fact.
speedz99
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:45 PM)

guys on FCP cause about as much drama as girls in a sorority
and we're twice as sexy...
Whiskey16
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:46 PM
So have any of you had sex with anyone else in this thread.......other than Ron Mexico, of course?
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