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ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:35 AM

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:32 PM)

My parents hate my girlfriend. My girlfriend hates my parents. I just found out my only brother is a spy for my parents...which is faaaaaantastic.

I was in this exact situation a couple of years ago, it sucked hard.

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:36 AM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:41 AM)

Well, since he ran out on me and little Mitchy 3 years ago, I'm unsure but if I had to guess I would say somewhere in the neighborhood of 23 due to the number of phone calls I get looking for him.

Royal - after you send my child support, Lolli needs hers too. How you expect a girl to get her nails done? Hooker Red with diamond glue ons aren't free you know.

alright, i told you that kid isnt mine, doesnt look ghey like me.

Speedz is in town!!! speeeedz, and mexico is lurking, pull your pants up

and to everyone else, slow the phuck down, i went for lunch and had to catch up on like 10 pages. jeebus.

Randy lovin the av. hahaha

Caleb, where the phuck man? ur like pokaroo, u come in when i'm not around.

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:36 AM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:33 AM)

FU js

Better.

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:34 AM)

You giving humor tips is like Pavarotti giving singing tips-its not applicable to everyone.

You calling me gay?

RhinestoneCowboy

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:36 AM

getting crowded in here.....SAUSAGE FEST!!!!!!! Edit: no offence to our 3 ladies, but seriously, we're a rainbow flag and a village people album away from having our own coalition...

18 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
17 Members: RhinestoneCowboy, Lolli, ajs510, Habs Fan, Hobbes, Timdog1010, turd ferguson, Royal_Tour, ShakeZuma, Bizzle, andibear, renaedawn, Trustno1, Randy Reed, tyfgine, JackArnal, Ron_Mexico

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:38 AM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:36 AM)

Caleb, where the phuck man? ur like pokaroo, u come in when i'm not around.

I've been in here for an hour now. Fix your gaydar.

Timdog1010

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:39 AM

Somebody get Iveyfan30 on the horn.

He'd come back if he knew about this thread...

Randy Reed

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:39 AM

we're a rainbow flag and a village people album away from having our own coalition...

and there we have it, POTD entry #1

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:39 AM

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:34 AM)

This is an ugly side of you.

p.s. there's like 2 chicks here. Don't scare 'em off, genius...

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:35 AM)

In other news, I've learned how to play with photos.

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:35 AM)

Caleb, quit being a Turd.

Ooooh. Hand slap.

RhinestoneCowboy

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:40 AM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:39 PM)

definetly flashback to college (three girls in this one though)

Stupid engineering colleges with there 5 guys to every girl. The worst part was the girls would be total bitches because they knew they could get what they wanted because they held the pooty supply.

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:41 AM

QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:40 AM)

pooty supply.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Habs Fan

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:42 AM

QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:39 AM)

we're a rainbow flag and a village people album away from having our own coalition...

and there we have it, POTD entry #1

Ahem, #2.

Ron_Mexico

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:42 AM

after reading how Caleb was dressed yesterday, I'm reminded of that scene in Sixteen Candles when Donger was missing.

The old man calls the cops, cops ask old man what he was wearing. Old man describes the outfit, pause, old man says "no he isn't retarded"

Short sleve stained shirt, payless shoes, probably cheapy dress paints.

Pay the price for fashion son. Nobody wants to date a dirtbag. Know I realize I wear suits everyday, but damn man, payless shoes???

I love you just the same.

speedz99

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:43 AM

So many replies to make, so little time. Oh wait, my bosses are out for the rest of the week so I'm doing jack-shit today.

QUOTE

A) We don't use smiley faces in here.

B ) Maybe I can make the drive to come visit you from Wichita.

A) Sorry, I didn't know.

I'm actually part of the "No Calebs Club", and we already have one Caleb, so you're not welcome.

QUOTE

A few people from Chicago in this mess of a thread. Do you know where you're moving to?

My girlfriend is going to U of C Law, so I'm living in Hyde Park. I know...there's nothing there. But I like public transportation, and she'll be busy all the time, so I'll be in other areas of the city often. Chicago FCP home games?

QUOTE

MAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!

RENAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

QUOTE

Speedz is in town!!! speeeedz, and mexico is lurking, pull your pants up

Hey baby. Has it been long enough since the three of us got gay to make it fashionable again?

QUOTE

I was in this exact situation a couple of years ago, it sucked hard.

Then I might be looking to you, Caleb, and the rest of the bunch to help out. The worst part is that I have nobody to talk to about it. My friends aren't the type to talk about relationship crap, and obviously I try to convince my girlfriend and family that the other actually likes them a lot.

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:44 AM

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:42 AM)

I got the pants at Ross for $15 the day before. I didn't wash them.

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:44 AM

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:42 AM)

suits??

i always picture you in a white short sleeve dress shirt and tie looking like Michael Douglas from falling down.

LOL..

renaedawn

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:44 AM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:36 PM)

alright, i told you that kid isnt mine, doesnt look ghey like me.

Yeah, well, he calls you daddy so that's enough.

QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:36 PM)

I've been a fag hag before. It's fun.

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:39 PM)

Ooooh. Hand slap.

Yes and if you keep it up there won't be any slapping of anything else.

Timdog1010

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:46 AM

QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:45 AM)

guess whos leavin work two hours early? out beotches

I blame Turd...

Habs Fan

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:46 AM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:44 AM)

Yes and if you keep it up there won't be any slapping of anything else.

His problem is more keeping it down, hence the piss on the wall.

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:46 AM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:44 AM)

Yeah, well, he calls you daddy so that's enough.
I've been a fag hag before. It's fun.
Yes and if you keep it up there won't be any slapping of anything else.

Not even a little teste tickle?

Ron_Mexico

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:47 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 6:44 PM)

I got the pants at Ross for $15 the day before. I didn't wash them.

I hope you threw them out. They're probably disposable.

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 6:44 PM)

suits??

i always picture you in a white short sleeve dress shirt and tie looking like Michael Douglas from falling down.

LOL..

I would never, repeat NEVER, wear a short sleeve shirt with a tie. Or a short sleeve button up shirt tucked in with slacks. Can't do it. I'm no Sippowicz. (NYPD Blue for the not in the know)

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:47 AM

What's with the Hamburglar avatar?

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:54 AM)

I want your avatar to be the Hamburglar, make it so.

Oh.

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:10 AM)

Got one, she just has this thing about working late. Something about "a career".

Crazy people.

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:41 AM)

-During the same orientation I had really bad gas so every time we got a break I had to rush out of the door and down a hallway so I could have some alone time to release my farts. I couldn't use the bathroom because all my new coworkers went in there on every break. Anyway, I'm pretty sure some of my farts made a loud enough echo so that everybody heard them. I must have looked pretty crazy running down some random hallway farting up a storm.

I'm pretty sure this has to be a POTD nomination.

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:32 AM)

I just found out my only brother is a spy for my parents...which is faaaaaantastic.

What the hell?

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:48 AM

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:43 PM)

I ultimately had to face the fact that my life was going to be miserable if I continued along the path I was on. It wasn't just the fact that she didn't get along with my parents (massive understatement) but all of my friends hated her, she had an ex-husband who hated my guts and a son who would be caught in the middle of a very large war that would last the next 15 years of all of our lives. I had to take a step back and evaluate whether or not I was willing to go through all that upheaval and turmoil to keep the girlfriend. In the end, I wasn't.

Boobs, NASCAR, Hot Wings.

*Edit* I just read the "Constantly trying to convine the girlfriend and family that the other likes them a lot part. I used to do the exact same thing brother, so I know exactly how you feel. I was miserable for a year and a half for the same reasons, had to break it off because I stopped believing that things would change and didn't want the next 15 years to be exactly the same.

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:49 AM

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:47 AM)

I hope you threw them out. They're probably disposable.
I would never, repeat NEVER, wear a short sleeve shirt with a tie. Or a short sleeve button up shirt tucked in with slacks. Can't do it. I'm no Sippowicz. (NYPD Blue for the not in the know)

alright, come pick me up in your suburban or was it an escalade? and lets be dinks (double income no kids) we'll live on top of a mountain making stomach pancakes all day.

thats as ghey as i get today,

Habs Fan

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:49 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:48 AM)

Dr Phil Called. He wants his show back.

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:50 AM

I had a girlfriend that all of my friends and family hated, but I always insisted that they just didn't know her. Turns out I was wrong and they were right.

renaedawn

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:51 AM

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:47 PM)

I don't think you guys appreciate how hot our Sexy Mexi is. He's got amazing fashion sense, awesome hair, that rapier wit, and an adorable smile. He's just overall one of the best catches on FCP.

Recognize.

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:51 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:49 AM)

Dr Phil Called. He wants his show back.

NH.. no body wants to hear this ghey shittings.

like i alway ssay, no assings is worth that kinda of misery..

bags of sand

speedz99

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:51 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:48 AM)

Ok...maybe mine isn't THAT bad.

You win, you always do.

QUOTE

Can't do it. I'm no Sippowicz.

It's true. You're no Sippowicz.

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:52 AM

Turd, nice title.

ShakeZuma

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:54 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:50 PM)

I had a girlfriend that all of my friends and family hated, but I always insisted that they just didn't know her. Turns out I was wrong and they were right.

ditto. one time I had a girlfriend tha I sensed was not well liked by my mom. After I broke up with her, I found out my mom's nickname for her was "the bimbo".

she was right.

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:51 PM)

you ain't seen me yet

Timdog1010

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:54 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:50 AM)

I had a girlfriend that all of my friends and family hated, but I always insisted that they just didn't know her. Turns out I was wrong and they were right.

In my experiences these situations always end like this...

oh, and beer, Lolli's boobs, (I hate NASCAR), hot wings, football, The Masters...

turd ferguson

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:55 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:52 AM)

Turd, nice title.

Why thank you.

By the way, I just got back from the crapper. It was diarrhea. It's been that way for the last week or so. I have a terrible diet.

P.S. I used the women's bathroom.

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:54 AM)

In my experiences these situations always end like this...

oh, and beer, Lolli's boobs, (I hate NASCAR), hot wings, football, The Masters...

nh on lolli's boobs

renaedawn

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:54 PM)

you ain't seen me yet

Well?

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:56 AM)

nh on lolli's boobs

whose hand is on lolli's boobs?

Timdog1010

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:55 AM)

Why thank you.

By the way, I just got back from the crapper. It was diarrhea. It's been that way for the last week or so. I have a terrible diet.

P.S. I used the women's bathroom.

Stop the fight.

We have a winner.

POTD.

Habs Fan

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:57 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM)

whose hand is on lolli's boobs?

At this point it's hard to tell but I would guesstimate at least 17 fingers.

They're huge, so this isn't a problem.

ShakeZuma

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:57 AM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:56 PM)

Well?

I have no e-pictures or a digital camera. just rest assured I'm a mixture of Brad Pitt and Colin Ferrel.

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:58 AM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM)

Well?

nudes or no nudes?

tyfgine

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:58 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:57 AM)

I have no e-pictures or a digital camera. just rest assured I'm a mixture of Brad Pitt and Colin Ferrel.

mmmmm, that sounds good, I'll have that.

Hobbes

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:58 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:57 AM)

I have no e-pictures or a digital camera. just rest assured I'm a mixture of Brad Pitt and Colin Ferrel.

Really? We might be related as that's what I look like too.

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:59 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:57 AM)

I have no e-pictures or a digital camera. just rest assured I'm a mixture of Brad Pitt and Colin Ferrel.

thats odd.

i had you pinned as a mixture of danny devito and tina turner

JBradburn6

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:00 AM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:59 AM)

thats odd.

i had you pinned as a mixture of danny devito and tina turner

According to Royal I look like Kevin Bacon.

RhinestoneCowboy

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:00 AM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:59 PM)

thats odd.

i had you pinned as a mixture of Billy Ray Cyrus and Joe Dirt

FYP

Royal_Tour

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:01 AM

QUOTE (JBradburn6 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:00 AM)

According to Royal I look like Kevin Bacon.

no NO..

according to royal, you look like a young kevin bacon when he prances around in Footloose.

Not sure thats a good thing

ShakeZuma

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:01 AM

QUOTE (tyfgine @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:58 PM)

mmmmm, that sounds good, I'll have that.

uh, aren't you a guy? backing away slowly...

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:59 PM)

thats odd.

i had you pinned as a mixture of danny devito and tina turner

oh ha ha freaking ha

QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 3:00 PM)

FYP

even more ha freaking ha

:both pretty close face:

Timdog1010

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:02 AM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:01 AM)

no NO..

according to royal, you look like a young kevin bacon when he prances around in Footloose.

Not sure thats a good thing

I dunno, it's getting my motor running...

ajs510

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:02 AM

I used to get Mark McGwire all the time until I shaved my head (big, broad-shouldered, red-haired guy, I can understand). Now I don't get any celebrity-lookalike comments at all.

RhinestoneCowboy

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:03 AM

QUOTE (JBradburn6 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 2:00 PM)

According to Royal I look like Kevin Bacon.

I find this amusing

"My new blog, updated 2/5"

tyfgine

Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:03 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:01 PM)

uh, aren't you a guy? backing away slowly...

oh, ya, no, uh, i was refering to this other thing that.. uh, SHUT UP!

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