Yeah, that's right, I swam the 400, WHAT?
Full Version: I Called In Sick Today
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Yeah, that's right, I swam the 400, WHAT?
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:07 AM) 
so...whats ur favorite cow 
That's a loaded question...
Uhhhh...take off your pants?
"Yes, I agree, the #3 Bowl will work best!"
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:07 AM)
4 days?? 4 whole days????? we must find you a woman!!
are you kidding??
Phuck, multiply that by 50 and you have how many days its been for me, NO LIES
:dear god my life sucks face:
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:07 PM)
so...whats ur favorite cow
QUOTE (Vick12 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:09 AM)
"Yes, I agree, the #3 Bowl will work best!"
baaahahah!!!
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:07 PM)
4 days?? 4 whole days????? we must find you a woman!!
Got one, she just has this thing about working late. Something about "a career".
QUOTE (andibear @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:09 AM)
wait......im a threat to you!!?? wtf
No silly! I meant it as in Don't threaten me, cause i'll DO IT!
Really, I would!
QUOTE (custom36 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:57 PM)
In case anyone cares
Repill's forum is gone.
Repill's forum is gone.
I thought this was funny
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:09 AM)
I won't lie...very disturbed by this pic...
alright i'm goin to eat.
lollipop, whisper sweet nothings to me on msn while i'm away
the rest of you, find me a woman
lollipop, whisper sweet nothings to me on msn while i'm away
the rest of you, find me a woman
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:11 PM)
I thought this was funny
That's just awesome. The fact that I didn't notice on my own is awesomer.
I've been so busy today, I forgot about the Masters!
Tiger needs to get to work.
POS PLAYER TODAY THRU TOTAL ROUNDS TOTAL
1 R. Mediate -4 15 -4
T2 F. Couples -2 8 -2
T2 S. Verplank -2 5 -2
T2 B. Curtis -2 4 -2
T2 D. Clarke -2 2 -2
T6 V. Singh -1 10 -1
T6 A. Oberholser -1 10 -1
T6 L. Westwood -1 4 -1
T6 B. Mayfair -1 3 -1
T6 T. Levet -1 2 -1
T6 B. Crenshaw -1 17 -1
T6 R. Beem -1 16 -1
T6 M. Weir -1 11 -1
T14 D. Toms E 10 E
T14 T. Woods E 9 E
Tiger needs to get to work.
POS PLAYER TODAY THRU TOTAL ROUNDS TOTAL
1 R. Mediate -4 15 -4
T2 F. Couples -2 8 -2
T2 S. Verplank -2 5 -2
T2 B. Curtis -2 4 -2
T2 D. Clarke -2 2 -2
T6 V. Singh -1 10 -1
T6 A. Oberholser -1 10 -1
T6 L. Westwood -1 4 -1
T6 B. Mayfair -1 3 -1
T6 T. Levet -1 2 -1
T6 B. Crenshaw -1 17 -1
T6 R. Beem -1 16 -1
T6 M. Weir -1 11 -1
T14 D. Toms E 10 E
T14 T. Woods E 9 E
QUOTE (Vick12 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:12 PM)
I won't lie...very disturbed by this pic...
Yeah, for some reason only geeky guys make the trip the Red Bank to kiss the cow, otherwise I'd have posted a picture of a hot girl in a bikini. You know how it is...
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:12 AM)
Whats wrong with you guys??? Not even the occasional one night stand??
well.. ya ok., but for the longest time i was just on a dating mission no relationships., and that got ghey, and for a while i was sick of the drama..
soo i pulled a 40 days 40 nights move, but its been more like 190 days 190 nights.
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:12 PM)
Whats wrong with you guys??? Not even the occasional one night stand??
That is pretty bad, even when I wasn't seeing anyone I couldn't go more than a couple of weeks. Royal's pushing almost a year, it's just about time to call the escort service for a refresher course.
At least it's legal in Canada.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:14 PM)
I've been so busy today, I forgot about the Masters!
Tiger needs to get to work.
POS PLAYER TODAY THRU TOTAL ROUNDS TOTAL
1 R. Mediate -4 15 -4
T2 F. Couples -2 8 -2
T2 S. Verplank -2 5 -2
T2 B. Curtis -2 4 -2
T2 D. Clarke -2 2 -2
T6 V. Singh -1 10 -1
T6 A. Oberholser -1 10 -1
T6 L. Westwood -1 4 -1
T6 B. Mayfair -1 3 -1
T6 T. Levet -1 2 -1
T6 B. Crenshaw -1 17 -1
T6 R. Beem -1 16 -1
T6 M. Weir -1 11 -1
T14 D. Toms E 10 E
T14 T. Woods E 9 E
Tiger needs to get to work.
POS PLAYER TODAY THRU TOTAL ROUNDS TOTAL
1 R. Mediate -4 15 -4
T2 F. Couples -2 8 -2
T2 S. Verplank -2 5 -2
T2 B. Curtis -2 4 -2
T2 D. Clarke -2 2 -2
T6 V. Singh -1 10 -1
T6 A. Oberholser -1 10 -1
T6 L. Westwood -1 4 -1
T6 B. Mayfair -1 3 -1
T6 T. Levet -1 2 -1
T6 B. Crenshaw -1 17 -1
T6 R. Beem -1 16 -1
T6 M. Weir -1 11 -1
T14 D. Toms E 10 E
T14 T. Woods E 9 E
nice I checked about an hour ago, nobody was better than -1
fred couples pwns the masters. i've got him in our office pool.
QUOTE (mk @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:16 AM)
fred couples pwns the masters. i've got him in our office pool.
uhh childhood hero!! ya thanks! i met him, he said hi to me when i was like 12, and gave me a golf ball.
:bestdayeverface:
Come one people...get on the horse here...
"Yo..Bizzitch, I am Bizzzilly Bizzle and wheze gonna phizzzuck all nizzzight...fo shizzle my nizzle!!!"
"Yo..Bizzitch, I am Bizzzilly Bizzle and wheze gonna phizzzuck all nizzzight...fo shizzle my nizzle!!!"
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:56 PM)
Brunette...thanks for the warning!
Ok now I really want you
Just Serious
:creepy that this is my first reply today face:
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:17 AM)
Your suppose to leave so I can whisper sweet nothings, remember??
and on that note...
cheerio
Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:18 AM)
Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
TURD!!!! (Think when Norm used to enter Cheers...)
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:14 PM)
I've been so busy today, I forgot about the Masters!
Tiger needs to get to work.
POS PLAYER TODAY THRU TOTAL ROUNDS TOTAL
1 R. Mediate -4 15 -4
T2 F. Couples -2 8 -2
T2 S. Verplank -2 5 -2
T2 B. Curtis -2 4 -2
T2 D. Clarke -2 2 -2
T6 V. Singh -1 10 -1
T6 A. Oberholser -1 10 -1
T6 L. Westwood -1 4 -1
T6 B. Mayfair -1 3 -1
T6 T. Levet -1 2 -1
T6 B. Crenshaw -1 17 -1
T6 R. Beem -1 16 -1
T6 M. Weir -1 11 -1
T14 D. Toms E 10 E
T14 T. Woods E 9 E
Tiger needs to get to work.
POS PLAYER TODAY THRU TOTAL ROUNDS TOTAL
1 R. Mediate -4 15 -4
T2 F. Couples -2 8 -2
T2 S. Verplank -2 5 -2
T2 B. Curtis -2 4 -2
T2 D. Clarke -2 2 -2
T6 V. Singh -1 10 -1
T6 A. Oberholser -1 10 -1
T6 L. Westwood -1 4 -1
T6 B. Mayfair -1 3 -1
T6 T. Levet -1 2 -1
T6 B. Crenshaw -1 17 -1
T6 R. Beem -1 16 -1
T6 M. Weir -1 11 -1
T14 D. Toms E 10 E
T14 T. Woods E 9 E
Thank you so much
I forgot as well
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:17 PM)
uhh childhood hero!! ya thanks! i met him, he said hi to me when i was like 12, and gave me a golf ball.
:bestdayeverface:
:bestdayeverface:
John Franco was my favorite baseball player for a long time because he gave me a ball when i was 7
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:18 AM)
Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
you see, it's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care...
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:18 PM)
Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
So is today the worst day of your life?
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:22 AM)
So is today the worst day of your life?
Yeah.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:23 AM)
Yeah.
that's messed up.
Peter...what's Happening?
It disturbs me that Royal appears to be stepping out on Mr. Mexico and is looking for some of the female side dishes now. I thought those two crazy kids would last forever.
And Royal - send the goddamned child support.
And Royal - send the goddamned child support.
QUOTE (kers2 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:21 AM)
Thank you so much
I forgot as well
I forgot as well
for all you golf fans:
http://www.masters.org/en_US/news/articles...3655001399.html
Never eat poutine as a teenager, it's causes pimples.
avatar change for Royal
:partofthecrowd smirk:
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:26 AM)
It disturbs me that Royal appears to be stepping out on Mr. Mexico and is looking for some of the female side dishes now. I thought those two crazy kids would last forever.
And Royal - send the goddamned child support.
And Royal - send the goddamned child support.
Don't cry for Ron. He hasn't been exactly faithful, either.
Err, I mean, I've heard...
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:05 PM)
The fact that she could shoot me in the cantelope from 300 yards kept me from making inappropriate comments. Thusfar, anyway.
It's been like 4 days, I'm getting there too, actually.
It's been like 4 days, I'm getting there too, actually.
what, are you kidding? hey, watch this...
Hey Andi, wanna bang?
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:30 AM)
Never eat poutine as a teenager, it's causes pimples.
avatar change for Royal
:partofthecrowd smirk:
LOL..NH and Nice Avatar!!!
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:30 PM)
what, are you kidding? hey, watch this...
Hey Andi, wanna bang?
Hey Andi, wanna bang?
Whatever dude, you have an unfair advantage over the rest of us. Kentucky's practically a suburb of Virginia.
:geography major face:
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:33 AM)
LOL she left! You really are a master with women!
Sometimes I think Shake's still in high school.
:laughing with you face:
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:33 PM)
LOL she left! You really are a master with women!
I have a knack, I tell ya
And I'm speant!
Have to run...actually have to do some real work today...ugh!
If possible when I get back later, could we have the following.
A Lolli Boob Shot?
At least 50 captions better than mine for Bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzle.
Someone to throw Royal a "Courtesy Bang" (Is Mexico around?)
Shake to learn some "real" game
Some new members to the McD's clan...AJ, Randy, and Myself are in...we need others!
More awesomeness from Hobbes
Less pictures of guys kissing cows
That about covers it...feel free to add your own.
LATER!!!
Have to run...actually have to do some real work today...ugh!
If possible when I get back later, could we have the following.
A Lolli Boob Shot?
At least 50 captions better than mine for Bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzle.
Someone to throw Royal a "Courtesy Bang" (Is Mexico around?)
Shake to learn some "real" game
Some new members to the McD's clan...AJ, Randy, and Myself are in...we need others!
More awesomeness from Hobbes
Less pictures of guys kissing cows
That about covers it...feel free to add your own.
LATER!!!
andi and I are both from Ky, and i've already tried to hook her up with my son, but she's spoken for. His complection is a little better than mine though and his nose ain't so red.
For any of you who like fantasy baseball:
cbs.sportsline.com's notes on Brewers 2b JJ Hardy hitting second in the lineup this year:
"Hardy likes it in the two-hole"
Discuss.
cbs.sportsline.com's notes on Brewers 2b JJ Hardy hitting second in the lineup this year:
"Hardy likes it in the two-hole"
Discuss.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:38 AM)
For any of you who like fantasy baseball:
cbs.sportsline.com's notes on Brewers 2b JJ Hardy hitting second in the lineup this year:
"Hardy likes it in the two-hole"
Discuss.
cbs.sportsline.com's notes on Brewers 2b JJ Hardy hitting second in the lineup this year:
"Hardy likes it in the two-hole"
Discuss.
Milawauke still has baseball?
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:30 PM)
He owes you too?? Man, how many are there??
Well, since he ran out on me and little Mitchy 3 years ago, I'm unsure but if I had to guess I would say somewhere in the neighborhood of 23 due to the number of phone calls I get looking for him.
Royal - after you send my child support, Lolli needs hers too. How you expect a girl to get her nails done? Hooker Red with diamond glue ons aren't free you know.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:35 PM)
I have a knack, I tell ya
Maybe she just got in the car and is on the way..
I'm still catching up. You guys move fast. Plus I'm an hour and a half late to work. Here are a few snippets from the last few days in my life that you guys might enjoy.
-While playing a $3-$6 limit holdem game live the other day (waiting on my regular game) I yelled out "Aaah, fuck me!" when I was check/raised on the river when a third spade fell. I wasn't really thinking about it, but a few people were pretty appalled. By the way, I called anyway and my two pair lost to the flush.
-During my orientation on Monday I made one of those things with a paper clip so that when you drop it on a table it's supposed to bounce up a little bit. Well this one bounced up about ten feet and hit a girl at the next table. I looked inconspicuous and she was none the wiser.
-During the same orientation I had really bad gas so every time we got a break I had to rush out of the door and down a hallway so I could have some alone time to release my farts. I couldn't use the bathroom because all my new coworkers went in there on every break. Anyway, I'm pretty sure some of my farts made a loud enough echo so that everybody heard them. I must have looked pretty crazy running down some random hallway farting up a storm.
-While playing a $3-$6 limit holdem game live the other day (waiting on my regular game) I yelled out "Aaah, fuck me!" when I was check/raised on the river when a third spade fell. I wasn't really thinking about it, but a few people were pretty appalled. By the way, I called anyway and my two pair lost to the flush.
-During my orientation on Monday I made one of those things with a paper clip so that when you drop it on a table it's supposed to bounce up a little bit. Well this one bounced up about ten feet and hit a girl at the next table. I looked inconspicuous and she was none the wiser.
-During the same orientation I had really bad gas so every time we got a break I had to rush out of the door and down a hallway so I could have some alone time to release my farts. I couldn't use the bathroom because all my new coworkers went in there on every break. Anyway, I'm pretty sure some of my farts made a loud enough echo so that everybody heard them. I must have looked pretty crazy running down some random hallway farting up a storm.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 1:41 PM)
I pretty much have made a great impression at my new job so far
I'll be CEO in no time!!
I'll be CEO in no time!!
FYP
QUOTE (kers2 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:44 AM)
FYP
Man, I told you she was none the wiser! None the wiser!!!
:boss thinks i'm nuts while lol at turd face:
So one night at a party, these 3 brunettes were telling dumb blonde jokes and the only blonde finally replied, "How many brunettes does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "Only one, but it takes her all Saturday night"
sidenote, 100 pages should be doable by the weekend, keep up the good work troops!
So one night at a party, these 3 brunettes were telling dumb blonde jokes and the only blonde finally replied, "How many brunettes does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "Only one, but it takes her all Saturday night"
sidenote, 100 pages should be doable by the weekend, keep up the good work troops!
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