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ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:16 AM

QUOTE (mk @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:11 PM)

tivo is essential, bro. just do it.

you know one of the main reasons I don't get tivo? having certain tv shows that I "have" to watch keeps me in on those nights. I'm afraid if I can watch them anytime, I'll end up going out drinking instead. see above post about the amount of will power I have.

but we'll see

terrible person edit: I once dated a girl for a month because she had tivo and I missed Lost a few times.

Bizzle

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:18 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:15 PM)

The second scene was a little disturbing (intentionally), but she wasn't pregnant at that point, right?

Hmmm. Quite possible. In that case, I will be sure to not sleep with chicks after I blow crap up.

All this makes James Bond seem even more superhuman.

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:21 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:15 AM)

Honestly, not quite sure. Maybe it was the fact that the position they were in could never be comfortable. Maybe it was Eric Bana's naked ***. Maybe it was the weird grimacing he had during the flashbacks to blowing crap up while having sex. Maybe it was the fact that I would be afraid of drowning in the pool of sweat the girl was in.

Yeah, probably a combination of those

That's what makes us different I guess. I got a half-chub just reading that.

(mostly thinking about the preggo, and only a little bit about Bana)

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:22 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:18 PM)

Hmmm. Quite possible. In that case, I will be sure to not sleep with chicks after I blow crap up.

All this makes James Bond seem even more superhuman.

Munich looked good enough to rent, but not good enough for a full-price ticket. Kinda my take on most movies last year, and Hollywood wonders why the box office was so weak. The only movie I felt *had* to be seen in the theatres was King Kong, which was definitely worth the ticket.

This year has a bunch of movies I want to see in the theatres, X3 and Davinci Code are at the top of that list.

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:23 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:21 PM)

That's what makes us different I guess. I got a half-chub just reading that.

(mostly thinking about the preggo, and only a little bit about Bana)

cough cough bs cough cough

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:23 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:18 AM)

Hmmm. Quite possible. In that case, I will be sure to not sleep with chicks after I blow crap up.

All this makes James Bond seem even more superhuman.

Maybe Sean Connery, but this new guy?

I don't know, I mean he can't even drive a stick for chrisssake.

Hobbes

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:24 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:22 AM)

I thought Munich was an excellent movie.

I'm also looking forward to the new Superman movie. I hope it's as good as Batman Begins. Also hoping Pirates 2 is as good as the original.

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:25 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:22 AM)

I read somwhere that Da Vince code was for the gheys.

Now you read it somewhere too so I guess that makes too of us.

Bizzle

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:27 AM

Saw V for Vendetta last Wednesday, saw Inside Man Saturday. Both very good, first movies I have liked since King Kong.

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:29 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:27 AM)

Saw V for Vendetta last Wednesday, saw Inside Man Saturday. Both very good, first movies I have liked since King Kong.

Saw cum-swappers 3 last wednesday. It was ok I guess.

Bizzle

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:30 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:29 PM)

Was in cum-swappers 3 last wednesday. It was ok I guess.

:don't even have to make up a smile face face:

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:31 AM

Inside Man looks good, V for Vendetta is a rental for me. I don't really go to the theatres anymore. I'd rather Netflix everything I want to see for $18 a month than spend $26 at the theatre (2x$8 tickets + $6 popcorn + $4 soda).

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:31 AM

Jebus Christ. It took me three pages to catch up today. I am not feeling my best. I only slept three hours last night because my sleep schedule is all off. I feel like shittering. That said, this thread always makes me feel better. It's kind of taken on a life of it's own.

Bizzle: It's about god damn time you made it in here.

Shake: You're a pussying. You know you'll be drunk next weekend. Also, I pwn Jagerbombs.

Ajs: An enemy of beer is an enemy of mine. It's time for an E-battle.

I'm sure I'm missing some other important topics. To the canadians, nobody gives a shitting about hockey. Take it elsewhere.

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:34 AM

Beer has it's place in the world, that place just isn't in my stomach. I can almost get past the shitty taste of your average beer, but there's something about the way it sits in your stomach that makes me puke after 2-3 of them. Has nothing to do with my alcohol tolerance, there's just something about beer that makes me really, really sick (as a consequence, I'm a very expensive drunk).

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:35 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:31 AM)

I'm ghey so I don't want to hear no talk of women, pregnant or not. Take it elsewhere.

FYP

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:35 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:31 AM)

I had Netflix a couple months once. I rented one movie, and lost it. Then, I told them it was a postal error and that I had sent it back within a week. They believed me, but I never got around to ordering another one. Long story short, I spent $30 to own Anchorman for a few days.

Netflix-1
Caleb-0

Regarding the DN charity thing, what kind of charity does he do exactly? Just curious.

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:37 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:35 PM)

Regarding the DN charity thing, what kind of charity does he do exactly? Just curious.

He's a regular contributor to the Patrick Antonius retirement fund, beyond that I have no idea.

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:39 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:35 AM)

FYP

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:37 AM)

He's a regular contributor to the Patrick Antonius retirement fund, beyond that I have no idea.

For serious. That guy is pretty much teaching him a lesson. I know, I know, variance is a bitching, but he's getting torn up pretty good from what I've seen.

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:42 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:39 AM)

I'm not really a fan of pregnant women. I think maybe it's because my mom was always pregnant when I was growing up so it's hard for me to find it sexy. I have a few friends who really enjoy it though. I guess there's something to it.
For serious. That guy is pretty much teaching him a lesson. I know, I know, variance is a bitching, but he's getting torn up pretty good from what I've seen.

I took tomorrow afternoon off to play poker.

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:46 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:31 PM)

Shake: You're a pussying. You know you'll be drunk next weekend. Also, I pwn Jagerbombs.

Seriously. I actually had a thought earlier today about going out for a beer.

Meetings on Tuesdays, here I come!

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:48 AM

I'm pretty much obligated to get shitfaced tonight, the Sabres are playing the Rangers and my roommate is a Rangers die-hard. Just sucks that I have nothing in the house but Southern Comfort, and can't afford a bottle of Jameson until payday.

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:50 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:42 AM)

I took tomorrow afternoon off to play poker.

Nice. I was thinking about doing something similar. I'm running pretty well playing live games lately. I'm up about $1500 or so in the last couple of weeks. That's primarily from home games too.

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:50 AM

Southern Comfort? I thought you were a guy. Oh well.

FACE!

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:53 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:50 PM)

Southern Comfort? I thought you were a guy. Oh well.
FACE!

I'm not the bitching who's swearing off liqour...lol

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:55 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:53 PM)

I'm not the bitching who's swearing off liqour...lol

my face backfired

doh!

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:55 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:55 AM)

my face backfired
doh!

Hoisted by your own petard!

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:56 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:50 AM)

Nice. I was thinking about doing something similar. I'm running pretty well playing live games lately. I'm up about $1500 or so in the last couple of weeks. That's primarily from home games too.

I'm doing okay as well. Not 1500$ cause I only have access to 1 homegame a week and no casino, but still.

About 150$ last week so you know, I exist.

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:59 AM

I'm hitting Turning Stone on Wednesday night for a tournament and some cash play. My GF is out of town for work and I need something to do, plus I have a paycheck coming this week that isn't already spent. I played badly in my home game on Saturday, but other than that I've been running well enough lately since I quit online. It's a really good thing I divebombed my Neteller account, or I'd already be playing again. No willpower...

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:00 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:56 AM)

I'm doing okay as well. Not 1500$ cause I only have access to 1 homegame a week and no casino, but still.

About 150$ last week so you know, I exist.

There are usually quite a few $1-$2 nlhe home games around my town (3-4 every week), but they are slowly drying up. I'm going to start heading to my local casino which is only ten minutes away. They have a $2-$5 nlhe game that is very juicy. It's only a $200 max buy in which sucks, but you can play some real poker if you're patient and you build your stack up to $500+. Now if I can only get rid of the girlfriend so I can play more...

$150 is definitely not chump change for only having one home game a week.

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:01 AM

What the hell are you guys talking about? Poker? Winning? These words aren't registering to me

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:03 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:01 AM)

What the hell are you guys talking about? Poker? Winning? These words aren't registering to me

PORN! BEER! PUSSYING! FISTFIGHTS!

:attempting to soothe Master Shake face:

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:04 AM

aahhhh.... much better

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:05 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 1:00 PM)

I'm going to start heading to my local casino which is only ten minutes away. They have a $2-$5 nlhe game that is very juicy. It's only a $200 max buy in which sucks, but you can play some real poker if you're patient and you build your stack up to $500+.

I would play all the time if I had a casino/cardroom (that I know about) anywhere near me. The closest ones are Turning Stone and Seneca, both at least an hour away, which means the trip costs $30 in gas just to get there and back. If I could just go like I would go to work or the gym, I'd play every day. That was the appeal of online, I could play whenever and whatever I wanted.

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:05 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:00 AM)

Well we play 10$ buy in tournament with usually 5-6 gu..

HEY! When did this turn into a poker thread?

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:06 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 1:05 PM)

Well we play 10$ buy in tournament with usually 5-6 gu..

HEY! When did this turn into a poker thread?

It's a "wherever the conversation goes" thread.

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:08 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:05 AM)

Well we play 10$ buy in tournament with usually 5-6 gu..

HEY! When did this turn into a poker thread?

Well, what the ****ing do you do when you call off sick from work?

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:05 AM)

Yeah, that sucks. About an hour and a half away is an indian casino with a $2-$5 nlhe game without a cap on the buy in. I would rather play that, but it isn't worth the drive.

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:11 AM

you know what the closest casino to me is? the Taj in Atlantic City, 8 hours away. This is why I don't play much poker.

Thank you, Virginia, for making sure I don't gamble too much!

:bitter Virginian face:

Hobbes

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:14 AM

There's a casino about 90 minutes from me that is going to be running some $300+30 satellites for WSOP and WPT seats. I'll probably play a few of those, but I haven't played online in a couple months now. Damn work.

Bizzle

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:17 AM

How long is the GF out for ajs? Any chance of hitting the WSOP sat on Friday?

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:20 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:17 AM)

How long is the GF out for ajs? Any chance of coming over to my house and giving my assing a good hard pounding?

That's better. At least now we're being honest.

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:21 AM

is there a new high stakes poker on tonight or is it over?

ok, I was gonna write something else in this edit, but instead, has anybody else noticed that the quick edit takes longer than the full edit? weird

Bizzle

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:21 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 1:20 PM)

That's better. At least now we're being honest.

Cmon, I leave the word "hitting" in there, and you can't work it into the FYP? Weak.

Hobbes

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:22 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:14 AM)

Oops, just checked the schedule. I missed the WPT one already and their WSOP satellite is a rebuy tournament. I hate rebuys. So, um, nevermind.

JBradburn6

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:22 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:28 AM)

no more liquor. ever. ****ing.

Does Mike's Hard Lemonade count? No way I'm giving up that stuff, it's just soooo good.

turd ferguson

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:24 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:21 AM)

Cmon, I leave the word "hitting" in there, and you can't work it into the FYP? Weak.

My bad. I'm so embarrassed. I think I'll go tuck my penis in between my legs for the next hour or so.

:ashamed face:

ajs510

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:25 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 1:17 PM)

How long is the GF out for ajs? Any chance of hitting the WSOP sat on Friday?

Sadly, no. She's back on Friday, so unless I take this tournament down on Wednesday and can afford to buy the both of us in, it will be quality-time-time on Friday. I need to play one of those though, the friend that I'm going with on Wednesday is already in the ME and I want to go.

Bizzle

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:27 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 1:24 PM)

My bad. I'm so embarrassed. I think I'll go tuck my penis in between my legs for the next hour or so.

:ashamed face:

No more weak FYP's in here, you don't want us to nickname you the Sabres of the sick thread.

ShakeZuma

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:27 AM

QUOTE (JBradburn6 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 1:22 PM)

Does Mike's Hard Lemonade count? No way I'm giving up that stuff, it's just soooo good.

haha

no, mikes is fine, along with wine spritzers.

say the word spritzer without lisp. I dare you.

Habs Fan

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:28 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:20 AM)

That's better. At least now we're being honest.

Hahaha he's gonna smash his backdoor in.

Bizzle

Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:29 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 1:27 PM)

haha

no, mikes is fine, along with wine spritzers.

say the word spritzer without lisp. I dare you.

Our next governor's name rhymes with spritzer. I'm still giggling.

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