Trustno1
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:30 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:24 AM)

Best guess for the regulars is Randy. KeithCrime is like 40 (I think), but he only posts here every now and then.
I would be between Randy and Keith. In internet years I am a fossil.
Edit: Ok less than Keith by a smidge.
Randy Reed
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:31 AM
45 but my son is 25 and I hang with everyone your alls age....
Trustno1
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:33 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:29 AM)

I just had an Office Space moment. ****ing paper jams.
"PC load letter"?!! What the ****ing does that mean?!!
RhinestoneCowboy
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:34 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 10:29 AM)

you got big plans?
Nice edit BTW,
I have no major plans for tomorrow as I have class on Saturday. Big plans after class though; I am going to take Mrs. Zuma out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Actually going to get dinner, some drinks, and play video games at dave and busters to feel like an awkward teenager again.
dms26
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:36 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:29 AM)

I just had an Office Space moment. ****ing paper jams.
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:37 AM
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:36 AM)

Exactly.
Randy Reed
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:39 AM
Dang the owner keeps eyeing me, but it's probably just me being all hungover and stuff...
Yeah, I was a single parent and all the kids hung at my house and drank and partyed..Cool Dad...funny thing was most of the other parents liked me because the kids weren't at their house.
Royal_Tour
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:42 AM
cottage party this weekend, whoever iis in ontario canada come join!
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:42 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:34 AM)

Nice edit BTW,
I have no major plans for tomorrow as I have class on Saturday. Big plans after class though; I am going to take Mrs. Zuma out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Actually going to get dinner, some drinks, and play video games at dave and busters to feel like an awkward teenager again.
class on a saturday? what a sucker. oh well.
sounds like you got a nice little saturday planned.
and if you take my mom out, you better buy her a steak.
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:44 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:42 AM)

sounds like you got a nice little saturday planned.
Home Depot, maybe Bed Bath & Beyond...
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:45 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:44 AM)

Home Depot, maybe Bed Bath & Beyond...
if we have time
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:48 AM
Update on vibrator story. Apparently that wasn't my friend who sent me the e-mail, it was one of his friends who got on his e-mail account and sent it out. Here's the real story, which is still pretty close to the original.
"Danny and Angie were at my parents house. Angie cleans it up once a week to make extra cash for us. My sister was there but she was in bed and her scrap booking materials were laid out on the ground. Apparently scrapbooking does something to women and Danny picked up what Angie thought was a gluestick. Well it wasn't and when he put it in his mouth Angie went to get it out and figured out that it was not a gluestick. She freaked called Jaime to find out what to do. Then she called me and so she got a toothbrush and cleaned his mouth out."
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:50 AM
Now you know why women like scrapbooking so much...
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:52 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:50 AM)

Now you know why women like scrapbooking so much...
My wife has an empty scrapbook that she keeps asking me to help her with. I had no idea that's what she meant. (I am clueless though.)
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:54 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:52 AM)

My wife has an empty scrapbook that she keeps asking me to help her with. I had no idea that's what she meant. (I am clueless though.)
I think it's been well established at this point that you're not alone.
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:53 AM)

Anywhere but here would be great. My little sister(14) is having a suprise b-day party/slumber party at my house tomorrow night. 15 girls will be here with their squeaky voices driving me insane!
If this was meant to deter Royal from wanting to come over, I'm sensing massive failure...
dms26
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:57 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:56 AM)

oh no..he's not allowed anywhere near my sis...she's a total hottie...as a matter of fact..none of you are allowed near her!!
TPIWWP
Bizzle
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 7:58 AM
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:57 AM)

TPIWWP
You really want Dirty Dutch to post here?
BTW I see some donk with A10 is now lurking. :evil I hate you face:
Bizzle
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:01 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:00 PM)

Ain't gonna happen. I get pretty defensive when it comes to her. Her boyfriends are scared shitless of me. I love it!
I don't think that the emotion they feel towards you is fear.....
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:02 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:00 PM)

Ain't gonna happen. I get pretty defensive when it comes to her. Her boyfriends are scared shitless of me. I love it!
I'm the same way about my baby sister, not that anyone would ever harm her after meeting me anyway.
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:03 AM
nevermind
Bizzle
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:04 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:03 PM)

nevermind
Yeah, I didn't get it, and was planning on posting so.
EDIT: Yeah, now I get it.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:05 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:53 AM)

Anywhere but here would be great. My little sister(14) is having a suprise b-day party/slumber party at my house tomorrow night. 15 girls will be here with their squeaky voices driving me insane!
I was gonna post something about DirtyDutch's radar going off, but I see someone already beat me to it
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:06 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:04 AM)

Yeah, I didn't get it, and was planning on posting so.
See, I was thinking of the "Stacy's mom has got it going on" reference, but then it hit me that it was her sister not her daughter. I got confused because we've been talking about her stay-at-home-momness and then switched to big sisterness.
Anyway,
boobs, beer, sports
dms26
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:07 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 11:58 AM)

You really want Dirty Dutch to post here?
BTW I see some donk with A10 is now lurking. :evil I hate you face:
I jsut wanted to see if her sister was Cindylee
Bizzle
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:08 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:06 PM)

ok, I hate to ask, but why all the remarks about dutch?
He, ahem, has posted several times in a somewhat joking manner of an affinity to ahem, younger women.
But yeah....some people aren't sure if he is serious or not.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:08 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:06 PM)

ok, I hate to ask, but why all the remarks about dutch?
he has a thing for (ie posts pictures of exclaiming his love for) young teen girls. its not just a little bit disturbing.
ajs510
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:08 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:06 PM)

ok, I hate to ask, but why all the remarks about dutch?
He has a well documented thing for underage girls.
Randy Reed
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:09 AM
He is drawn to threads and constantly makes remarks about young girls, kinda creepy
In other words, it wasn't a secret...........
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:10 AM
He likes young girls.
:just wanted to add on face:
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:10 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:08 AM)

He has a well documented thing for underage girls.
And i'm back.
Yeah, it's okay to make jokes but somehow I think Dutch isn't laughing.
mk
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:11 AM
8 year olds, dude.
:unoriginalityreachingnewheightsface:
Bizzle
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:12 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:08 PM)

He, ahem, has posted several times in a somewhat joking manner of an affinity to ahem, younger women.
But yeah....some people aren't sure if he is serious or not.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:08 PM)

he has a thing for (ie posts pictures of exclaiming his love for) young teen girls. its not just a little bit disturbing.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:08 PM)

He has a well documented thing for underage girls.
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:08 PM)

He is drawn to threads and constantly makes remarks about young girls, kinda creepy
Non-judgemental rating
1) Bizzle
2) ajs510
3) Randy
4) Shake
Truth rating
1) Shake
2) Randy
3) ajs510
4) Bizzle
Format
1) Shake
2) ajs510
3) Randy
4) Bizzle
Overall
1) Shake
2) ajs510
3) Randy
4) Bizzle
Royal_Tour
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:12 AM
Lolli = hot, lolli sister = young and hot
royal = interested to know more.
does it count if i look 18? comon, u know if u had to pick a guy for your sister i would be top choice!! haha.
I'm a great catch
Royal_Tour
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:15 AM
fair enough, you have raised a strong argument.
soo . camera phone?
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:16 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:14 AM)

I'm pretty sure I'd take my chances and pimp out on a corner than to send her to the wolves on here.
If by wolf you're trying to say you wanna roleplay little red riding hood then giddy up.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:17 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:12 PM)

Non-judgemental rating
...Shake rules...
well, I don't have anything prepared, I didn't expect to win anything but...
Randy Reed
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:19 AM
My daughter's 19, but when she was 15 some guy came to the door and asked to see her..
R- Why?
Him- Just to talk?
R? Why?
H-she's friends with someone I know
R- Who?
H-My little brother
R- And so, why do you want to talk to her?
H-I wanted to see if she wanted to go out.
R-How old are you?
H-23
R-Are you rich?
H-no
R-That's a shame, because if I ever see you around my daughter it will take millions of dollars of constructive surgery to reinstall your facial features.
H-Oh
R- yeah Oh, you phucking pervert
And that's how I met Dirty Dutch.....sw
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:21 AM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:19 PM)

My daughter's 19, but when she was 15 some guy came to the door and asked to see her..
And that's how I met Dirty Dutch.....sw
hahahaha, thats funny as hell
so
uh,
can I get her number?
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:22 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:19 AM)

Haha, I read the manual to his phone last night, I think I got it figured out. I think i can email myself a pic, i'll have to see when he gets home.
My what big.........yeah you know where I was going with that.
I promise i'll show you my man-boobs too.
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:24 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:21 AM)

hahahaha, thats funny as hell
so
uh,
can I get her number?
Quoted for truth?
Randy Reed
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:26 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:21 AM)

hahahaha, thats funny as hell
so
uh,
can I get her number?
Sorry shake, one stalkers enough...
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:26 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:21 AM)

hahahaha, thats funny as hell
so
uh,
can I get her number?
Wookin Pa nub in all ni nog naces
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:27 AM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:26 PM)

Sorry shake, one stalkers enough...
damn, well at least I tried to e-hit on somebody's daughter today. thats all that counts.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:29 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 12:26 PM)

Wookin Pa nub in all ni nog naces
anuba nart, wookin pa nub?
Royal_Tour
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:30 AM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:26 AM)

Sorry shake, one stalkers enough...
LOL.. i love randy
and you're keeping the Phuck quest going!
NICE
Randy Reed
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:31 AM
Yeah hottie daughters are good and bad. But I never had them thoughts about all those seniors running around my house half naked like Dirty Dutch.
:obviouslylyingface:
Yeah, funny thing Royal is I got carped on in another thread for using Phuck, instead of the real thing. I laughed out loud. They are sooo yesterday.
Timdog1010
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:32 AM
I'm way too busy today!
12 pages to catch up on!?!?!?!?!
One of you ****erings is gonna have to hook me up with a job after this place fires me, that's all I can say...
Lolli's boobs - are we still waiting? Where we at with that?
Hobbes is awesome.
Royal's a pimp.
I, like Shake, wish I had money to invest.
Andi's a welcome addition.
I'm pretty sure if I ever met DirtyDutch I'd beat the hell out him.
I cashed out my Pokerroom account last night and unistalled the software.
I'm really angry with the online poker gods right now.
I got a dry turkey sandwich for lunch. Then I put some Ranch dressing on it. But I poorly distributed the dressing on the 2 halves. One is practically dry, and the other is saturated. Well, I just finished the dry half which wasn't very good. But now I'm eating the Ranchy half. It's yummy.
That's all I got...
Hobbes
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:32 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 9:30 AM)

Whats with all the novels being written below! hurry up!
I think from now I'm just going to open up a reply window whenever I go back to my work...
Vick12
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:33 AM
Morning Boys and Girls
1st off...I need a real job where I get to work at a reasonable hour. This just waking up crap and having to read 10 pages if for the birds. I need a job where I wake up earlier just to slack!!!
Lemme see what I have missed...
I'm 33, so younger than Randy and Keith but older than most of you
We are sadly counting the days till Shake leaves for his real job
Bizzle is back to sucking at DS's
Lolli has a sexy eye and I will likely be waiting forever for boob shots
Habs is wookin pa nub
Hobbes is being awesome
Where's Turd...
Did I miss anything?
Habs Fan
Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:33 AM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Thursday, April 6th, 2006, 8:31 AM)

Yeah hottie daughters are good and bad. But I never had them thoughts about all those seniors running around my hose half naked like Dirty Dutch.
:obviouslylyingface:
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