I just called my friend and asked him what I did. Turns out I wore a girls coat around the bar for a good part of the night. Awesome.
He also said we all blew into the bars breathalyzer. I blew a .21, him a .16, and my other friend a .3.
I'm too old for this shitting.
Full Version: I Called In Sick Today
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I come into work this morning, what's the first place I look?
Right here basturdslingers.
Why?
I
you guys in a totally non-homosexual way.
Right here basturdslingers.
Why?
I
you guys in a totally non-homosexual way.
I got a phone call at about 4pm Saturday, apparently my buddies decided it would be a good idea to start drinking early.
Got to the bar, walked up to the table, and my friend says "you're behind".
Always dangerous, so I ask "how far?"
"6 beers" is the reply.
Walk up to the bar and order 2 vodka tonics, find out that all drinks in this particular bar are "buy one get one free" so I come back to the table with my two drinks and two tokens for two more.
Slam the first two in short order, leave the tokens behind and buy two more with cash. Two more drinks, two more tokens. I have now had 4 drinks in about 20 minutes, starting to feel a little giddy. Decide to buy my next two with tokens, slam them both (6 drinks now in less than an hour). I am now only two drinks behind my friends, and I catch up on the next round. 8 drinks in about an hour and a half, then I match them beer for beer for the next three hours (something on the order of 12 vodka tonics over the course of 5 hours). I don't really remember the walk back to the cars, so it's probably best that I didn't drive
After that, we went back to my place to play some poker. The first level was just a total all-in fest, I doubled up on the 3rd hand, then donked it all off by the end of the 2nd level. Rebought, and donked those off as well. Rebought again, got all-in with pocket 8's against K-10, she turned a 10 and I went to bed.
The good news that I *do* remember is that I'm getting my table this weekend. My friend wanted to confirm the details this weekend, and his co-worker will be doing the build this week. Even better news is that 3 of my friends are kicking in on the table, so I only have to pay $100.
Got to the bar, walked up to the table, and my friend says "you're behind".
Always dangerous, so I ask "how far?"
"6 beers" is the reply.
Walk up to the bar and order 2 vodka tonics, find out that all drinks in this particular bar are "buy one get one free" so I come back to the table with my two drinks and two tokens for two more.
Slam the first two in short order, leave the tokens behind and buy two more with cash. Two more drinks, two more tokens. I have now had 4 drinks in about 20 minutes, starting to feel a little giddy. Decide to buy my next two with tokens, slam them both (6 drinks now in less than an hour). I am now only two drinks behind my friends, and I catch up on the next round. 8 drinks in about an hour and a half, then I match them beer for beer for the next three hours (something on the order of 12 vodka tonics over the course of 5 hours). I don't really remember the walk back to the cars, so it's probably best that I didn't drive
After that, we went back to my place to play some poker. The first level was just a total all-in fest, I doubled up on the 3rd hand, then donked it all off by the end of the 2nd level. Rebought, and donked those off as well. Rebought again, got all-in with pocket 8's against K-10, she turned a 10 and I went to bed.
The good news that I *do* remember is that I'm getting my table this weekend. My friend wanted to confirm the details this weekend, and his co-worker will be doing the build this week. Even better news is that 3 of my friends are kicking in on the table, so I only have to pay $100.
Harumph.
Shameless brag post.
Shameless brag post.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:24 AM) 
Harumph.
Shameless brag post.
Shameless brag post.
Well, yeah. It's hard not to brag when you rule.
hahaha, good one
on a side note, I think I'm actually going through some mild dt's. no more liquor. ever. ****ing.
on a side note, I think I'm actually going through some mild dt's. no more liquor. ever. ****ing.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:26 AM)
Well, yeah. It's hard not to brag when you rule.
Well allow me to retort
Maple Leafs 1 - 5 Canadians
Maple Leafs 2 - 6 Canadians
Penguins 5 - 6 Canadians
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:28 AM)
hahaha, good one
on a side note, I think I'm actually going through some mild dt's. no more liquor. ever. ****ing.
on a side note, I think I'm actually going through some mild dt's. no more liquor. ever. ****ing.
Not really an option for me, since I flat-out can't stand beer. The only alternative is AA, and I'm no quitter.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:30 AM)
Well allow me to retort
Maple Leafs 1 - 5 Canadians
Maple Leafs 2 - 6 Canadians
Penguins 5 - 6 Canadians
Maple Leafs 1 - 5 Canadians
Maple Leafs 2 - 6 Canadians
Penguins 5 - 6 Canadians
WOW! Your team beat the Leafs *and* the Penguins???
Simply amazing
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:32 AM)
Not really an option for me, since I flat-out can't stand beer. The only alternative is AA, and I'm no quitter.
WOW! Your team beat the Leafs *and* the Penguins???
Simply amazing
WOW! Your team beat the Leafs *and* the Penguins???
Simply amazing
Wow, your team got beat by the Senators followed by the Thrashers, Hurricanes, Senators (again) and then the mighty Bruins?
Oh dear!
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:35 AM)
Wow, your team got beat by the Senators followed by the Thrashers, Hurricanes, Senators (again) and then the mighty Bruins?
Oh dear!
Oh dear!
Yup, they're pretty much sucking right now. Losing to the Bruins was just the icing on the worst cake ever. Good thing they're already in the playoffs, or they'd never make it. I just hope we're not 1st round fodder for whoever the 6 seed is.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:37 AM)
Yup, they're pretty much sucking right now. Losing to the Bruins was just the icing on the worst cake ever. Good thing they're already in the playoffs, or they'd never make it. I just hope we're not 1st round fodder for whoever the 6 seed is.
In order to play 6 you have to be 3
NOT.
GOING.
TO.
HAPPEN.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:32 AM)
Not really an option for me, since I flat-out can't stand beer. The only alternative is AA, and I'm no quitter.
a life without beer is a life I don't want to live. Love it.
and actually, I can almost always hold my liquor, its just those god damn jager bombs. I don't know what it is about them, but they get me every time. why the hell do I still drink them?
oh, turns out I walked out on my tab, too, so my friend had to pay it for me. Oops.
Oh yeah, it should be mentioned that my friend, the one with the birthday, banged my cousin that night, too. Now I have the perfect excuse to do his sister. Giggity.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:38 AM)
a life without beer is a life I don't want to live. Love it.
and actually, I can almost always hold my liquor, its just those god damn jager bombs. I don't know what it is about them, but they get me every time. why the hell do I still drink them?
oh, turns out I walked out on my tab, too, so my friend had to pay it for me. Oops.
Oh yeah, it should be mentioned that my friend, the one with the birthday, banged my cousin that night, too. Now I have the perfect excuse to do his sister. Giggity.
and actually, I can almost always hold my liquor, its just those god damn jager bombs. I don't know what it is about them, but they get me every time. why the hell do I still drink them?
oh, turns out I walked out on my tab, too, so my friend had to pay it for me. Oops.
Oh yeah, it should be mentioned that my friend, the one with the birthday, banged my cousin that night, too. Now I have the perfect excuse to do his sister. Giggity.
How hot is your cousin and does she do anal?
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:42 AM)
How hot is your cousin and does she do anal?
she's pretty cute. Until last weekend I hadn't seen her in like 5 or 6 years, and then I see her in bar. I was kinda taken aback seeing what I rmember being a little girl and now she's out drinking. Crazy.
And I don't know about the anal. I'll ask next time I see her.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:38 AM)
In order to play 6 you have to be 3
NOT.
GOING.
TO.
HAPPEN.
NOT.
GOING.
TO.
HAPPEN.
You're right, I meant 5. The Sabres will be playing either Philly or NY in the first round, whichever team doesn't win the Atlantic.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:47 AM)
she's pretty cute. Until last weekend I hadn't seen her in like 5 or 6 years, and then I see her in bar. I was kinda taken aback seeing what I rmember being a little girl and now she's out drinking. Crazy.
And I don't know about the anal. I'll ask next time I see her.
And I don't know about the anal. I'll ask next time I see her.
It's only incest if you have retarded kids with her.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:49 AM)
It's only incest if you have retarded kids with her.
hahaha, nah, I think I'll pass on that. She does have an older sister thats even better looking, and I wouldn't want to be around her if I were really drunk. Might try something.
But good looking girl cousins are always a good thing cause good looking girls hang out with other good looking girls.
my family is full of attractive people.
Example A
<-------
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:54 AM)
hahaha, nah, I think I'll pass on that. She does have an older sister thats even better looking, and I wouldn't want to be around her if I were really drunk. Might try something.
But good looking girl cousins are always a good thing cause good looking girls hang out with other good looking girls.
my family is full of attractive people.
Example A
<-------
But good looking girl cousins are always a good thing cause good looking girls hang out with other good looking girls.
my family is full of attractive people.
Example A
<-------
The gay porn actor moustachioed milkshake man is immensely cool, but not really attractive.
Its not an exact resemblance. Only close.
My straw is much bigger in real life.
My straw is much bigger in real life.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:58 AM)
Its not an exact resemblance. Only close.
My straw is much bigger in real life.
My straw is much bigger in real life.
Ah, but does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
(lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting)
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:01 AM)
Ah, but does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
(lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting)
(lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting)
oh man, that is disturbing.
well done
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:30 AM)
Well allow me to retort
Maple Leafs 1 - 5 Canadians
Maple Leafs 2 - 6 Canadians
Penguins 5 - 6 Canadians
Maple Leafs 1 - 5 Canadians
Maple Leafs 2 - 6 Canadians
Penguins 5 - 6 Canadians
Is it a Canadian thing to put the winning team second? Isn't the score normally reported the other way around?
:just wondering face:
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 7:47 AM)
And I don't know about the anal. I'll ask next time I see her.
haha
Man, I glance through this thread and I see a lot of good posts by Turd, Shake, ajs, Hobbes, etc.
It's like this is The Hideout, but for people who are actually funny and entertaining. I gotta get in on this so I can lame it up.
It's like this is The Hideout, but for people who are actually funny and entertaining. I gotta get in on this so I can lame it up.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 8:06 AM)
Is it a Canadian thing to put the winning team second? Isn't the score normally reported the other way around?
:just wondering face:
haha
:just wondering face:
haha
:did a poor job of cutting and pasting from NHL.COM and didn't think anyone would notice ashamed face:
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:13 AM)
Man, I glance through this thread and I see a lot of good posts by Turd, Shake, ajs, Hobbes, etc.
It's like this is The Hideout, but for people who are actually funny and entertaining. I gotta get in on this so I can lame it up.
It's like this is The Hideout, but for people who are actually funny and entertaining. I gotta get in on this so I can lame it up.
yeah, I like what its become.
:proud parent face:
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 8:13 AM)
Man, I glance through this thread and I see a lot of good posts by Turd, Shake, ajs, Hobbes, etc.
It's like this is The Hideout, but for people who are actually funny and entertaining. I gotta get in on this so I can lame it up.
It's like this is The Hideout, but for people who are actually funny and entertaining. I gotta get in on this so I can lame it up.
:Feels left out face:
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:17 AM)
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:13 AM)
Man, I glance through this thread and I see a lot of good posts by Turd, Shake, ajs, Hobbes, etc.
It's like this is The Hideout, but for people who are actually funny and entertaining. I gotta get in on this so I can lame it up.
:Feels left out face:
:Shamelessly tries to include someone with a technicality face:
::Feeling dissed face::
I hope that milkshake reference was thought of because of Family guy last night.
I hope that milkshake reference was thought of because of Family guy last night.
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:22 AM)
::Feeling dissed face::
I hope that milkshake reference was thought of because of Family guy last night.
I hope that milkshake reference was thought of because of Family guy last night.
you should have been posting in here all along you sexy beast.
This was in the blog forum:
That is on par with Turd/Shake/etc. comedy.
:wondering if "etc." makes this a meaningless statement face:
QUOTE (tryptout @ Sunday, March 26th, 2006, 7:16 PM)
Try practicing some real charity that others might not know about, that isn't publicized, that isn't tailor-made to increase your marketability.
Wow, re-read what you wrote. Think about it for a second, and then ask yourself, "Wasn't that totally stupid?"
QUOTE (DanielNegreanu @ Sunday, March 26th, 2006, 9:37 PM)
Wow, re-read what you wrote. Think about it for a second, and then ask yourself, "Wasn't that totally stupid?"
That is on par with Turd/Shake/etc. comedy.
:wondering if "etc." makes this a meaningless statement face:
yeah, that was especially funny coming from daniel.
I liked the Vladamir thing. I might have to try that sometime.
That is if I ever get a house phone again.
I liked the Vladamir thing. I might have to try that sometime.
That is if I ever get a house phone again.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:29 AM)
yeah, that was especially funny coming from daniel.
I liked the Vladamir thing. I might have to try that sometime.
That is if I ever get a house phone again.
I liked the Vladamir thing. I might have to try that sometime.
That is if I ever get a house phone again.
Much simpler to just screen the calls on caller ID and just fail to answer to phone whenever it's an Unknown Caller. I don't know why my bill collectors bother to keep calling, I haven't answered the phone in 3 years.
Messing with telemarketers isn't worth going on their "answered the phone" list. Eventually if you stop answering, they stop calling.
yeah, I never answer either. but those gus are persistant. I had one that called at 8 oclock at night. every nighy. and it was for about 3 months, untill I just had the phone cut off. why pay 2 phone bills when I only use one?
screw verizon. bastardians.
screw verizon. bastardians.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:35 AM)
yeah, I never answer either. but those gus are persistant. I had one that called at 8 oclock at night. every nighy. and it was for about 3 months, untill I just had the phone cut off. why pay 2 phone bills when I only use one?
screw verizon. bastardians.
screw verizon. bastardians.
I don't know why I even have a house phone anymore. It's just habit, I could get a cell for the same price I'm paying for the house phone. I just like being unreachable sometimes, I guess.
So I'm late to the party...sue me
As for a house phone.. mine is used purely for hookup to Tivo..not even plugged into a phone. Not exactly the best use of 15 dollars a month, but either is a lapdance from a pregnant chick with half her teeth.. but I digress
As for a house phone.. mine is used purely for hookup to Tivo..not even plugged into a phone. Not exactly the best use of 15 dollars a month, but either is a lapdance from a pregnant chick with half her teeth.. but I digress
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 8:38 AM)
I don't know why I even have a house phone anymore. It's just habit, I could get a cell for the same price I'm paying for the house phone. I just like being unreachable sometimes, I guess.
I don't have a house phone.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some pasta to heat up.
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 8:51 AM)
So I'm late to the party...sue me
As for a house phone.. mine is used purely for hookup to Tivo..not even plugged into a phone. Not exactly the best use of 15 dollars a month, but either is a lapdance from a pregnant chick with half her teeth.. but I digress
As for a house phone.. mine is used purely for hookup to Tivo..not even plugged into a phone. Not exactly the best use of 15 dollars a month, but either is a lapdance from a pregnant chick with half her teeth.. but I digress
In montreal you could TOUCH that pregnant belly.
Maybe the little guy would give you a kick and how cool would that be?
Wow, that was way too far.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 8:54 AM)
I don't have a house phone.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some pasta to heat up.
In montreal you could TOUCH that pregnant belly.
Maybe the little guy would give you a kick and how cool would that be?
Now if you'll excuse me I have some pasta to heat up.
In montreal you could TOUCH that pregnant belly.
Maybe the little guy would give you a kick and how cool would that be?
What the ****ing with the auto edit without having asked to?
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:51 AM)
So I'm late to the party...sue me
As for a house phone.. mine is used purely for hookup to Tivo..not even plugged into a phone. Not exactly the best use of 15 dollars a month, but either is a lapdance from a pregnant chick with half her teeth.. but I digress
As for a house phone.. mine is used purely for hookup to Tivo..not even plugged into a phone. Not exactly the best use of 15 dollars a month, but either is a lapdance from a pregnant chick with half her teeth.. but I digress
I want tivo really bad. but I'm also very cheap, so Im conflicted.
and I like pregnant chicks. I don't know why, but I do.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:58 AM)
I want tivo really bad. but I'm also very cheap, so Im conflicted.
and I like pregnant chicks. I don't know why, but I do.
and I like pregnant chicks. I don't know why, but I do.
I'm with you, there's something ridiculously hot about a cute pregnant girl.
Tivo is a must have in my house, I can't even imagine life without it. How sad is that?
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:28 AM)
no more liquor. ever. ****ing.
I call BS
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:02 PM)
I call BS
yeah, you're probably right.
I have no will power.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 11:58 AM)
and I like pregnant chicks. I don't know why, but I do.
Did you see Munich? I don't know why, but preggo's lost some of their attractiveness for me after that.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:05 PM)
Did you see Munich? I don't know why, but preggo's lost some of their attractiveness for me after that.
no, haven't seen it, but I've heard people talking about that, what happens that makes pregnant chicks unnatractive?
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:08 PM)
no, haven't seen it, but I've heard people talking about that, what happens that makes pregnant chicks unnatractive?
Eric Bana is shown screwing his very pregnant wife in two decently graphic scenes.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:05 AM)
Did you see Munich? I don't know why, but preggo's lost some of their attractiveness for me after that.
I saw Munich, but I don't remember the details about that scene. What was it that made you lose your appetite for the preggos?
Edit: this is what happens when you're boss walks in your office in the middle of posting something. Very late...
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 10:58 AM)
I want tivo really bad. but I'm also very cheap, so Im conflicted.
tivo is essential, bro. just do it.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:09 AM)
Eric Bana is shown screwing his very pregnant wife in two decently graphic scenes.
I can see how this would turn you off Eric Bana, but what was wrong with his wife?
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 12:10 PM)
I saw Munich, but I don't remember the details about that scene. What was it that made you lose your appetite for the preggos?
Honestly, not quite sure. Maybe it was the fact that the position they were in could never be comfortable. Maybe it was Eric Bana's naked ***. Maybe it was the weird grimacing he had during the flashbacks to blowing crap up while having sex. Maybe it was the fact that I would be afraid of drowning in the pool of sweat the girl was in.
Yeah, probably a combination of those
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, March 27th, 2006, 9:09 AM)
Eric Bana is shown screwing his very pregnant wife in two decently graphic scenes.
The second scene was a little disturbing (intentionally), but she wasn't pregnant at that point, right?
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