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Wednesday, April 5th, 2006, 8:14 AM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Wednesday, April 5th, 2006, 8:10 AM)

Vibrator story
My wife and her friend, (years ago), went to a toy party. A few weeks later a lady knocked on the door and dropped off their "packages" at my house. She asked me not to look into Kathy's box, since it was, well, personal, to which I assured her I wouldn't.
Well, 2 minutes after she left I ripped the box open and found the largest dildo ever made. It was about 3 ft long, very thick, and was twisted. I got batteries for it, like 3 large ones, and put it on the floor and it actually walked, like a sidewinder snake across the floor.
So I called her boyfriend and arranged for them to meet us that night and play some cards. During the game I excused myself to go to the bathroom and stuck it down my sweat pants, then returned to the room, paused and did one those "arms above the head yawns", while Mr. Python was roaring and crawling down my leg.
They were staring with total confusion until I pulled it out of the bottom of the sweats and layed it on the table saying, "just kidding, it's Kathys, and Tim, you're done"
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QUOTE (Bizzle @ Wednesday, April 5th, 2006, 8:13 AM)

I never got past the line about not looking into Kathy's box.
Laugh, laugh, snicker snicker!