mk
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:18 AM
Watching the White Sox ring ceremony at work: priceless.
Bizzle
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:19 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 2:17 PM)

Storytime with Bizzle, later today...
I have a funny feeling that this whole situation is going to become my personal high school shame story, except on a higher level.
I believe Royal said that if we asked him, he would tell us about more of his shameful high school memories.
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 6:01 PM)

baaaaahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
but, alas.. that story sadly reminds me of another "i suck at life" story of my own with a friends girlfriends sister.
I'l fill u guys in tomorrow., if u ask nicely, man, i seriously sucked at life, thank god im a sexual predator now.
Habs Fan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:25 AM
Well I guess i'm the resident fat ****ering.
5'10 200 lbs.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:27 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 2:25 PM)

Well I guess i'm the resident fat ****ering.
5'10 200 lbs.
looks like it.
fatty.
awww, just kidding
Habs Fan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:28 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:27 AM)

looks like it.
fatty.
awww, just kidding
Meh, what do I care, i've got a hot girlfriend.
Besides, it's not my fault, i've got a SLOW METABOLISM
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:29 AM
yeah, my metabolism's way too slow too.
too slow at processing beer, pizza, and chicken wings.
NortonFan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:29 AM
Would you like a lumpkin?
Habs Fan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:36 AM
QUOTE (NortonFan @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:29 AM)

Would you like a lumpkin?
1. lumpkin
The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.
After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin..
Hmm, no I think i'm okay for now.
NortonFan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:40 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:36 AM)

1. lumpkin
The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.
After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin..
Hmm, no I think i'm okay for now.
On ebaums they get this like 80yr old woman to say it and then she won't stop saying it. It's hilarious.
JBradburn6
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:42 AM
6"0' 185-190 W/M interested in hizoes. Must have stretch marks. Gotta be hairy, and oh yeah don't steal my stuff.
PS-Someone posted earlier about getting on a team, if I get one I'm going to need 2 or so teammates, most likely just throwing in $100 each and getting 1/5 of the first place prize. PM me for details.
Royal_Tour
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:44 AM
damn you Bizzle.
u guys just love hearing my stories because its humanizes me,
I'm no longer the God like figure u all percieve me as.
haha.. ahhhh..... aww. ::punched in the nuts face for dramatic effect::
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:45 AM
but you do still have a lot of posts
Habs Fan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:46 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:45 AM)

but you do still have a lot of posts
And a nice avatar
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:48 AM
Question: Why is two chicks making out so freaking hot? Check out poster Yoda's avatar.
I love it.
Royal_Tour
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:49 AM
these are al valid points!
I had a dream the other night that i was at a party and hot tubbing with my roomates girlfriend and kelly Pickler.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:51 AM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 2:49 PM)

these are al valid points!
I had a dream the other night that i was at a party and hot tubbing with my roomates girlfriend and kelly Pickler.
you dreamt you were me?
neat!
Trustno1
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:52 AM
6'1" 195lbs Oh and I think we are getting a bit off topic in here, Turd would be disappointed so Here goes...
Filthy Sanchez, Donkey Punch,...er um Boobs, Beer, sports
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:52 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:51 AM)

you dreamt you were me?
neat!
touche
I mean, toucher.
Trustno1
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:52 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 1:48 PM)

Question: Why is two chicks making out so freaking hot? Check out poster Yoda's avatar.
I love it.
Oh wait Shake is getting us back on topic
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:53 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:48 AM)

Question: Why is two chicks making out so freaking hot? Check out poster Yoda's avatar.
I love it.
Why is her face orange? Why does it not matter?
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:55 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 2:53 PM)

Why is her face orange? Why does it not matter?
well you see, they're orgy friends, and those guys use weird, old lighting.
I guess weird old lighting is orange.
Habs Fan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:55 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:48 AM)

Question: Why is two chicks making out so freaking hot? Check out poster Yoda's avatar.
I love it.
The only thing hotter than girls kissing is SWEDISH girls kissing.
Case in point, this lovely photoset:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/synexo/109234...in/photostream/
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:58 AM
tyfgine
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:58 AM
QUOTE (NortonFan @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:29 AM)

Would you like a lumpkin?
I thought it was blumpkin?
ps. keeping up with this thread is harder than my real job.
dms26
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:59 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 2:58 PM)

hmmmmm
kers2
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Bradburn I want to party with you
It's Blumpkin with a B not lumpkin
I got you Habs Fan 5'9 225 DING!
If anyone calls me fatty I shoot them in the face with the worst gun ever invented. Just call me Blow Job.
Royal I didnt know 5'9 was that short. Fuck
And finally I dont really have any strikeout stories that are noteworthy/funny, even though I have enough... but I do however have a couple of funny/terrible home run stories
Vick12
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:59 AM
1st off...it's the Dan Patrick Show...
And for you waify little girls...
6'2...235!
DING!!!!!
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:00 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:55 AM)

The only thing hotter than girls kissing is SWEDISH girls kissing.
Case in point, this lovely photoset:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/synexo/109234...in/photostream/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/synexo/109234...in/photostream/QUOTE (Vick12 @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:59 AM)

1st off...it's the Dan Patrick Show...
Oh yeah. Dan Patrick > Jim Rome.
JBradburn6
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:01 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:58 AM)

I dropped that guy on his head when he was a baby, my fault guys.
Vick12
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:02 AM
QUOTE (kers2 @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 10:59 AM)

Bradburn I want to party with you
It's Blumpkin with a B not lumpkin
I got you Habs Fan 5'9 225 DING!
If anyone calls me fatty I shoot them in the face with the worst gun ever invented. Just call me Blow Job.
Royal I didnt know 5'9 was that short. Fuck
And finally I dont really have any strikeout stories that are noteworthy/funny, even though I have enough... but I do however have a couple of funny/terrible home run stories
HAHAHAHAHA
Blumpkin is maybe my favorite word!
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:04 AM
QUOTE (Vick12 @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 3:02 PM)

HAHAHAHAHA
Blumpkin is maybe my favorite word!
I don't really think it should be
Habs Fan
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:08 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:04 AM)

I don't really think it should be
****ing this, i'm leaving early to go play poker.
So long, suckers!
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:08 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 12:04 PM)

I don't really think it should be
I'm instantly convinced it should not.
Randy Reed
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:09 AM
ok, nuts, and ain't fair since i'm 45, but 5'9" 185.
anywho, is this heads up league, limit or no-limit, I can't find it anywhere?
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:10 AM
bye Petey
dms26
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:11 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 3:04 PM)

I don't really think it should be
you could insult so many people and they'd have no clue
Bizzle
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:11 AM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 3:09 PM)

ok, nuts, and ain't fair since i'm 45, but 5'9" 185.
anywho, is this heads up league, limit or no-limit, I can't find it anywhere?
Limit? What is this limit you speak of? I know of no limits!
MILF just left, report forthcoming.
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:12 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 12:11 PM)

MILF just left, report forthcoming.

n the edge of my seat face:
what the hell?
: on the...
Vick12
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:18 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:08 AM)

I'm instantly convinced it should not.
I would like to retract earlier statemeant....I had that word confused w/ something else...
Carry on...
kers2
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:19 AM
My favorite word/phrase/random blurt is "Dildo" or some form of the word
Dildo
Dildos
Dildoed
Dildoing
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:20 AM
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7 Members: Hobbes, Vick12, kers2, Bizzle, Governator, keith crime, Habs Fan
Uh-oh...
Bizzle
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:22 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 3:12 PM)


n the edge of my seat face:
what the hell?
: on the...
:laughing at Hobbes inability to make a non smiley-face face:
Alright, so as for todays meeting. Different day, same happenings.
All you sickos care about is what she was wearing-tan pants (don't think they were khakis, just a pair of those long tan pants that girls wear), a pink blouse that covered her white tank top, and what was very clearly a pink bra.
The best part of this meeting is the reactions of the other people that I work with. During the whole meeting, my two bosses (Dan and Dave, or NerdBoyA and NerdBoyB) basically fawn all over this woman, laughing at pretty much anything that could be funny, regardless of whether or not it is, while she is rolling her eyes at them and winking at me. They also basically acquiesce to anything she wants, and someone else has to be the bad guy and say that what she is saying she wants isn't really what she wants, or that what she wants isn't really possible. Even better, the guy I work with met her for the first time today basically couldn't get a rational thought out the whole time. NerdBoys + Hot women = massive amounts of hilarity.
As for Bizzle's course of action-she needs to preview some stuff in her office tomorrow. I just happened to volunteer, and as the only one who could put his lips together in a sensible fashion, whaddya know, I got chosen.
kers2
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:26 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 3:20 PM)

7 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
7 Members: Hobbes, Vick12, kers2, Bizzle, Governator, keith crime, Habs Fan
Uh-oh...
He's been typing for a while. This is either a really good thing or a terribly terrific thing
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:26 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 12:22 PM)

All you sickos care about is what she was wearing-tan pants (don't think they were khakis, just a pair of those long tan pants that girls wear), a pink blouse that covered her white tank top, and what was very clearly a pink bra.
As for Bizzle's course of action-she needs to preview some stuff in her office tomorrow. I just happened to volunteer, and as the only one who could put his lips together in a sensible fashion, whaddya know, I got chosen.
I love tank tops.
Good job.
Mercury69
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:28 AM
Shakira was discovered, in part, by Ricky Martin. I guess I'm not that hateful of him anymore.
Hobbes
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:31 AM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 12:28 PM)

Shakira was discovered, in part, by Ricky Martin. I guess I'm not that hateful of him anymore.
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:31 AM
looks like Bizzle just might pull a Ashton Kutcher
doo it, doo it
Randy Reed
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:32 AM
Ahhh, pink bra, white tank tops and milfs
"vicariouslylivingthroughbizzleface:
ShakeZuma
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:32 AM
hey, where'd Gov go?
Bizzle
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 11:32 AM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Tuesday, April 4th, 2006, 3:32 PM)

Ahhh, pink bra, white tank tops and milfs
"vicariouslylivingthroughbizzleface:
****ering, I'm feel like I am vicariously living through myself right now.
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