Full Version: I Called In Sick Today
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Here we go to the start of my Dodgers' season. Pray for me
I love you guys, but I miss Turd.
This is like throwing a kick-*** party at his place while he's at work.
:missing-Turd-in-a-not-gay-way-face:
This is like throwing a kick-*** party at his place while he's at work.
:missing-Turd-in-a-not-gay-way-face:
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:12 PM) 
Here we go to the start of my Dodgers' season. Pray for me
I'm also a big Dodgers fan.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:13 PM)
I love you guys, but I miss Turd.
This is like throwing a kick-*** party at his place while he's at work.
:missing-Turd-in-a-not-gay-way-face:
This is like throwing a kick-*** party at his place while he's at work.
:missing-Turd-in-a-not-gay-way-face:
Good point, but let's think of him as being in the basement banging all of the hot chicks that we struck out with
That bastarding
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:14 PM)
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:12 PM)
Here we go to the start of my Dodgers' season. Pray for me
I'm also a big Dodgers fan.
Not a good start. Kent booted a double play ball. Atlanta up 1-0
Edit: Make that 4-0
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:16 PM)
Good point, but let's think of him as being in the basement banging all of the hot chicks that we struck out with
That bastarding
I'm also a big Dodgers fan.
Not a good start. Kent booted a double play ball. Atlanta up 1-0
That bastarding
I'm also a big Dodgers fan.
Not a good start. Kent booted a double play ball. Atlanta up 1-0
I hate the ****ing braves. And I am forced to cheer for the Blue Jays since their the only bastarding canadian team left.
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:16 PM)
Not a good start. Kent booted a double play ball. Atlanta up 1-0
What sucks about the Nomar signing and having him play first base is that they can't move Kent to first and put in a good second baseman for days that Lowe pitches. Infield defense is huge with Lowe.
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:17 PM)
Well, as entertaining as you guys are, my hubby just got home from work, so I suppose I should go see how his day was and all that stuff. We're going out for drinks tonight with some of his employees so I may be a bit buzzed when I get home. Just forewarning you guys ahead of time incase some incoherent ramblings come out of no where.
Good stuff. Have fun!
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:17 PM)
Well, as entertaining as you guys are, my hubby just got home from work, so I suppose I should go see how his day was and all that stuff. We're going out for drinks tonight with some of his employees so I may be a bit buzzed when I get home. Just forewarning you guys ahead of time incase some incoherent ramblings come out of no where.
Well be sure to tell him about all your new internet friends that have been showering you with compliments, that lucky bastarding.
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:17 PM)
Well, as entertaining as you guys are, my hubby just got home from work, so I suppose I should go see how his day was and all that stuff. We're going out for drinks tonight with some of his employees so I may be a bit buzzed when I get home. Just forewarning you guys ahead of time incase some incoherent ramblings come out of no where.
Trust us, we look forward to it.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:18 PM)
I hate the ****ing braves. And I am forced to cheer for the Blue Jays since their the only bastarding canadian team left.
Good to know dannyg isn't the only other Jays fan on this forum.
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:17 PM)
Well, as entertaining as you guys are, my hubby just got home from work, so I suppose I should go see how his day was and all that stuff. We're going out for drinks tonight with some of his employees so I may be a bit buzzed when I get home. Just forewarning you guys ahead of time incase some incoherent ramblings come out of no where.
Not necessarily...
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:19 PM)
What sucks about the Nomar signing and having him play first base is that they can't move Kent to first and put in a good second baseman for days that Lowe pitches. Infield defense is huge with Lowe.
Absolutely
For all the moves they made in the offseason their opening day lineup still looks pretty shitty. F injuries
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:20 PM)
Absolutely
For all the moves they made in the offseason their opening day lineup still looks pretty shitty. F injuries
For all the moves they made in the offseason their opening day lineup still looks pretty shitty. F injuries
Do you trade Izturis when he's back?
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:23 PM)
Do you trade Izturis when he's back?
Haha I was just going to ask you if he would be willing to move to 2nd when he comes back.
I honestly dont know what to do with him
Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but it's warm and I like the taste of it.
QUOTE (NortonFan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:25 PM)
Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but it's warm and I like the taste of it.
You know the sausage factor is bad enough in here now that Lolli's left without you drinking your own piss.
No more high school stories hobbes? I need another one to laugh through while I kill about 5 trees.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:29 PM)
No more high school stories hobbes? I need another one to laugh through while I kill about 5 trees.
Did you bring your laptop to the toilet again?
Aaaaaaaaaaand i'm off.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:30 PM)
Did you bring your laptop to the toilet again?
:snicker face:
Still waiting for the laptop I ordered last week. Should ship in a day or two.
Printing off about 900 pages worth of code for a code review tomorrow. Ridiculously boring crap, I need a secretary.
So let me see if I've got this...I'm gone for an hour and the following happens:
1. Shake solves the ****ing swear filter.
2. It was established that Lolli is a total hottie MILF who looks far younger than she is but is (nice for her, sad for us) happily married.
3. The rest of the Sick thread hit on Lolli (predictably).
4. 3 pages worth of baseball related shit happened.
5. It was established that the Sick thread is (again, predictably) mostly comprised of the lameasses of their high school who have far more game now than they did then.
Did I leave anything other than Habs thinly veiled homoerotic humor out?
This thread has everything.
1. Shake solves the ****ing swear filter.
2. It was established that Lolli is a total hottie MILF who looks far younger than she is but is (nice for her, sad for us) happily married.
3. The rest of the Sick thread hit on Lolli (predictably).
4. 3 pages worth of baseball related shit happened.
5. It was established that the Sick thread is (again, predictably) mostly comprised of the lameasses of their high school who have far more game now than they did then.
Did I leave anything other than Habs thinly veiled homoerotic humor out?
This thread has everything.
awesome. tornado watch here until midnight.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:33 PM)
So let me see if I've got this...I'm gone for an hour and the following happens:
1. Shake solves the ****ing swear filter.
2. It was established that Lolli is a total hottie MILF who looks far younger than she is but is (nice for her, sad for us) happily married.
3. The rest of the Sick thread hit on Lolli (predictably).
4. 3 pages worth of baseball related shit happened.
5. It was established that the Sick thread is (again, predictably) mostly comprised of the lameasses of their high school who have far more game now than they did then.
Did I leave anything other than Habs thinly veiled homoerotic humor out?
This thread has everything.
1. Shake solves the ****ing swear filter.
2. It was established that Lolli is a total hottie MILF who looks far younger than she is but is (nice for her, sad for us) happily married.
3. The rest of the Sick thread hit on Lolli (predictably).
4. 3 pages worth of baseball related shit happened.
5. It was established that the Sick thread is (again, predictably) mostly comprised of the lameasses of their high school who have far more game now than they did then.
Did I leave anything other than Habs thinly veiled homoerotic humor out?
This thread has everything.
Yea you pretty much hit it on the head
I'm out for today. Laaaaaaaaaaaate
All of you dirty bastards stay away from my Lolli..
P.S.. is there pics posted?? lol. we're supposed to get married and have lots of babies once the FCPFC is over, i'm all in on her looks though, so lets hope she has at least has me covered
P.S.. is there pics posted?? lol. we're supposed to get married and have lots of babies once the FCPFC is over, i'm all in on her looks though, so lets hope she has at least has me covered
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:34 PM)
awesome. tornado watch here until midnight.
Probably part of the crazy weather that blew through here last night. Totally insane. Half-inch hail, gale force winds, dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:37 PM)
All of you dirty bastards stay away from my Lolli.
I'll cage-fight you for her, but I'm pretty sure her husband could kick my ***. I just have a feeling.
QUOTE (mk @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:38 PM)
Probably part of the crazy weather that blew through here last night. Totally insane. Half-inch hail, gale force winds, dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.
haha, dogs and cats living together. good stuff.
did you get much up there? I didn't know how far north it went, but I saw that upwards of 20 or so people died in tennesee and other places.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:40 PM)
I'll cage-fight you for her, but I'm pretty sure her husband could kick my ***. I just have a feeling.
I once worked out with a weight.. so i'l whoop some serious ***
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:44 PM)
I once worked out with a weight.. so i'l whoop some serious ***
Sticking one of those purple chick-barbells in your pocket and forgetting it's there does not constitute "working out".
Sorry...
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:29 PM)
No more high school stories hobbes? I need another one to laugh through while I kill about 5 trees.
The saddest one of all:
I sort of dated this one girl off and on, weird situation, and we fooled around some, but it never went all the way. One night, during our off period, I get a call around midnight and she just got back from a trip and her parents were gone for the next couple of days. She tells me that she hates sleeping alone in her house and can I spend the night with her? I go over there and she has a big glass of wine that she's drinking and the sofa bed is all made up. She tells me a little about her trip, gives me a "thank you" kiss and tells me she's going to her room.
I went to sleep.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:40 PM)
haha, dogs and cats living together. good stuff.
did you get much up there? I didn't know how far north it went, but I saw that upwards of 20 or so people died in tennesee and other places.
did you get much up there? I didn't know how far north it went, but I saw that upwards of 20 or so people died in tennesee and other places.
Yeah, it was some of the fiercest wind I've ever seen in my life.
I'll bet Royal has some good "I blew golden opportunities in high school' stories...
My first girlfriend told me (I swear this is true) "We have to be quiet and you have to leave early so my parents don't know you were here all night". My response was "What are you talking about? I'm just on my way home..."
Uber-loser.
Uber-loser.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:47 PM)
The saddest one of all:
I sort of dated this one girl off and on, weird situation, and we fooled around some, but it never went all the way. One night, during our off period, I get a call around midnight and she just got back from a trip and her parents were gone for the next couple of days. She tells me that she hates sleeping alone in her house and can I spend the night with her? I go over there and she has a big glass of wine that she's drinking and the sofa bed is all made up. She tells me a little about her trip, gives me a "thank you" kiss and tells me she's going to her room.
I went to sleep.
I didn't know about booty calls at the time.
I sort of dated this one girl off and on, weird situation, and we fooled around some, but it never went all the way. One night, during our off period, I get a call around midnight and she just got back from a trip and her parents were gone for the next couple of days. She tells me that she hates sleeping alone in her house and can I spend the night with her? I go over there and she has a big glass of wine that she's drinking and the sofa bed is all made up. She tells me a little about her trip, gives me a "thank you" kiss and tells me she's going to her room.
I went to sleep.
I didn't know about booty calls at the time.
POTD. If you had left off the last line, it would have been a candidate for POTT.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:50 PM)
POTD. If you had left off the last line, it would have been a candidate for POTT.
Damnation. Can I go back and fix it?
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:49 PM)
My first girlfriend told me (I swear this is true) "We have to be quiet and you have to leave early so my parents don't know you were here all night". My response was "What are you talking about? I'm just on my way home..."
Uber-loser.
Uber-loser.
wow. you and hobbes are definately neck and neck on biggest teenage moron.
I like it.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:51 PM)
wow. you and hobbes are definately neck and neck on biggest teenage moron.
I like it.
I like it.
He has me beat, but I would imagine it's only because he was a cuter teenager and therefore actually had female interest to ignore. Either that or I've repressed a whole lot of shizz.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:51 PM)
wow. you and hobbes are definately neck and neck on biggest teenage moron.
I like it.
I like it.
I know! Hearing their stories is making me feel so much better about myself...
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:49 PM)
I'll bet Royal has some good "I blew golden opportunities in high school' stories...
are u being serious??
cuz I could Pwn all of you with highschool stories
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:51 PM)
wow. you and hobbes are definately neck and neck on biggest teenage moron.
I like it.
I like it.
Silver lining being that there were actually girls interested in me, right?
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:54 PM)
are u being serious??
cuz I could Pwn all of you with highschool stories
cuz I could Pwn all of you with highschool stories
Let's hear what you blew.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:54 PM)
Silver lining being that there were actually girls interested in me, right?
yeah, I'd say at least you've got that.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:54 PM)
Let's hear what you blew.
Um, so...umm...somebody help me out here...
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:55 PM)
Um, so...umm...somebody help me out here...
so many comments, so little time
Royal, PM me about the FCPC. I'd like to know what the f is going on.
just remembered another one. I had my first high school girlfriend at this point, and we were sexually active. But I was still an idiot.
I was tight with her best friend, and used to hang out at this girl's house a lot after school, waiting for my girlfriend to get out of soccer practice or student council or whatever she was doing at the time.
So one day her parents aren't home, and she tells me she's taking a shower. So I'm downstairs watching tv, and she comes down wet, still in a towel. And she starts talking to me, and I hardly take my eyes off the tv because, well, I don't know why. I was just an idiot and it never occurred to me that she'd be interested. I thought we were just 'buds' and she was comfortable around me. It was probably a couple of years later before I figured out what was going on there...
I was tight with her best friend, and used to hang out at this girl's house a lot after school, waiting for my girlfriend to get out of soccer practice or student council or whatever she was doing at the time.
So one day her parents aren't home, and she tells me she's taking a shower. So I'm downstairs watching tv, and she comes down wet, still in a towel. And she starts talking to me, and I hardly take my eyes off the tv because, well, I don't know why. I was just an idiot and it never occurred to me that she'd be interested. I thought we were just 'buds' and she was comfortable around me. It was probably a couple of years later before I figured out what was going on there...
wow, tim.
alright I'm gone. wish me luck not getting hit by a freaking tornado.
alright I'm gone. wish me luck not getting hit by a freaking tornado.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:01 PM)
wow, tim.
alright I'm gone. wish me luck not getting hit by a freaking tornado.
alright I'm gone. wish me luck not getting hit by a freaking tornado.
Good luck with the tornado avoidance.
Either Royal is typing a novel, or he left the posting window open.
Either way, he needs to ****ering hurry his assing up.
Either way, he needs to ****ering hurry his assing up.
lol., besides the obvious?. u guys are sick, u sick homo erotic basteges!
hmm lets see, well i did have my share of scores, soo. i didnt totally blow things,
but i was very picky, still am, blew a few great girls mostly because they were yonger, but alot of it was not dating any of them cuz of what others thought,..
but the worst, all time worst was this girl who was 3 years older than me, i was 17 working at a golf course, and she was the cart girl.. soo hot, went to my highschool but we didnt know each other, until the golf course. To give u an idea, she looked like Liv TYler with big guns.
i lived on the 2nd hole of the course, anyways, we would chat here and there, and blah blah, she tells me the other cart girl, "who was kinda nasty" really likes me, and thinks i'm cute etc.. I didnt wnat anything to do with meals on heels so i just played it off. i just got the idea that hottie just thought i was some cute little kid.
Then the staff party comes. I was tanked! and so were al the girls, meals on heels and hottie are at my table laughing and having good times, then some dancing goes down.Meals on heels is makin moves on me, but so was hottie, Except, it was more so just, having fun on the dance floor type.
soo now i'm right phucked, and party is over, meals on heels catches a ride home and hottie is standing in the parking lot lookin at me, and says. "i cant drive home, i'm too drunk".. so i say "well u can stay at my place". and then drive home in the morning.
so we walk back to my house on the 2nd hole., and go inside. heres where I get ghey, and kick my 17 year old self in the nuts!!
i get her blankets and pillows for the couch to look like a gentle man. I then go upstairs but just as i'm about to say goodnight, she says. "i really dont want to sleep down here". soo stupid me think. "ohh well u can use the spare bedroom"..
Guuh!! idiot!!!, why didnt i say, ok u can sleep upstairs, and then offer her my bed, but noooo i'm a complete ******! and so she goes ahead and follows me upstairs, i show her the room, and tel her i'm gonna grab a drink of water, and i'l get her one, i come in the room and notice her bra on the floor, and i hand her the water, and lose the respect of my penis for ever
hmm lets see, well i did have my share of scores, soo. i didnt totally blow things,
but i was very picky, still am, blew a few great girls mostly because they were yonger, but alot of it was not dating any of them cuz of what others thought,..
but the worst, all time worst was this girl who was 3 years older than me, i was 17 working at a golf course, and she was the cart girl.. soo hot, went to my highschool but we didnt know each other, until the golf course. To give u an idea, she looked like Liv TYler with big guns.
i lived on the 2nd hole of the course, anyways, we would chat here and there, and blah blah, she tells me the other cart girl, "who was kinda nasty" really likes me, and thinks i'm cute etc.. I didnt wnat anything to do with meals on heels so i just played it off. i just got the idea that hottie just thought i was some cute little kid.
Then the staff party comes. I was tanked! and so were al the girls, meals on heels and hottie are at my table laughing and having good times, then some dancing goes down.Meals on heels is makin moves on me, but so was hottie, Except, it was more so just, having fun on the dance floor type.
soo now i'm right phucked, and party is over, meals on heels catches a ride home and hottie is standing in the parking lot lookin at me, and says. "i cant drive home, i'm too drunk".. so i say "well u can stay at my place". and then drive home in the morning.
so we walk back to my house on the 2nd hole., and go inside. heres where I get ghey, and kick my 17 year old self in the nuts!!
i get her blankets and pillows for the couch to look like a gentle man. I then go upstairs but just as i'm about to say goodnight, she says. "i really dont want to sleep down here". soo stupid me think. "ohh well u can use the spare bedroom"..
Guuh!! idiot!!!, why didnt i say, ok u can sleep upstairs, and then offer her my bed, but noooo i'm a complete ******! and so she goes ahead and follows me upstairs, i show her the room, and tel her i'm gonna grab a drink of water, and i'l get her one, i come in the room and notice her bra on the floor, and i hand her the water, and lose the respect of my penis for ever
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 5:07 PM)
long post
For the first time in my life, I feel sorry for Royal's penis.
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