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Ouch-8s
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:25 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:14 PM) *
Alright, in the interest of not discussing us being idiots in high school, which was easier to get some during/after- a high school trip or a high school dance?


Definately trip. Dances were a no-success zone for me.

Trips were great, especially the longer, week long ones. No parents, 3 teachers who would rather hang out together than actually do any supervising, hotel rooms, oh the memories...
Timdog1010
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:25 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:22 AM) *
no kidding

I'm instantly convinced that we're all morons


Were morons. We all were morons.

I'm not that bad with women anymore. And I'm hoping you guys aren't either.

Right guys?

Right?

*crickets chirping*
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:27 AM
yeah, and its ok to read about and talk about them now because I actually have the capability of getting laid once in a while now

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:25 PM) *
Were morons. We all were morons.

I'm not that bad with women anymore. And I'm hoping you guys aren't either.

Right guys?

Right?

*crickets chirping*


yeah, were

I bang more hot chicks than Kowboy Koop


which is only defined as more than 0, but still...
Trustno1
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:29 AM
I dont' know exactly what age but at some point you go from not having a clue to wanting to hit anything that looks at you.

Wait, isn't that college?
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:31 AM
testing

shit

fuck

baaahhh!!!!!


figured it out, bitch
RhinestoneCowboy
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:33 AM
Aren't you the shit
Bizzle
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:34 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:32 PM) *
I'm sorry that I find humor in all of your teenage angst, but this is stuff is killing me. Pure hilarity!!

You never went after a guy, only to have him rebuff you because he was clueless?

As one of the few females who regularly peruse this thread, I'd love to hear your high school memories of situations like this.
dms26
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:34 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:22 PM) *
no kidding

I'm instantly convinced that we're all morons


Yeah I feel like jumping off a bridge every time I read my old yearbooks, I probably could have hooked up with some pretty hot girls but I was way too dumb and quiet.
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:34 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:33 PM) *
Aren't you the shit

fuck yes I am
RhinestoneCowboy
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:34 AM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:25 PM) *
Were morons. We all were morons.

I'm not that bad with women anymore. And I'm hoping you guys aren't either.

Right guys?

Right?

*crickets chirping*


Yah, I've landed one for good now, so I don't need to worry about my mad pimpin skillz. Even though this one won't cook me dinner while I watch sports yet...still working on that one.
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:34 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:31 PM) *
testing

shit

fuck

baaahhh!!!!!
figured it out, bitch


But

But

We already have our own language!!!!
RhinestoneCowboy
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:36 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:34 PM) *
fuck yes I am


fuck fuck fuck

mother mother fuck
mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck noige noige noige

QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:34 PM) *
But

But

We already have our own language!!!!


Caleb may be crushed when he returns...custom smileys and now -ing less swearing...
Timdog1010
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:37 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:34 AM) *
Yah, I've landed one for good now, so I don't need to worry about my mad pimpin skillz. Even though this one won't cook me dinner while I watch sports yet...still working on that one.


I'd love to tell you my secret, but the whole 'you watch tv while I cook' thing was completely her idea. I do not know how I pulled it off, or if it will ever happen again, or what.

I guess I still don't know much about women...
Habs Fan
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:38 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:36 AM) *
fuck fuck fuck

mother mother fuck
mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck noige noige noige
Caleb may be crushed when he returns...custom smileys and now -ing less swearing...


Meh, I still prefer shitting ****ing and basturding.
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:38 AM
Shake who else knows? Are you the first or did you get it from some general donk?

Please tell me its the former
Hobbes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:39 AM
High school again. I was the only sophomore on the varsity baseball team and it was our first away trip, so I wasn't really friends with anyone on the team yet. The girls softball team was with us on this particular trip. After our games we stopped at a McDonald's on the way back. I had finished eating and was about to head back to the bus when one of the softball players, a cute senior, asked if I wanted to eat with her and her friends.

I said, "No thanks, I'm already done."

She gave me a weird look and I wondered if I had some food stuck in my teeth or something.

I eventually became pretty good friends with my teammates (isn't that almost always the case in sports?) and they retold that story one day. It turns out that she really liked me and everybody knew it. By the time I found out she had a boyfriend already.

I think a heads up from one of the guys who knew would've been nice.
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:39 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:38 PM) *
Meh, I still prefer shitting ****ing and basturding.

yeah, they have a certain knack to them.


but it is nice to be able to say fuck when necessary
Habs Fan
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:41 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:39 AM) *
I think a little head up in the bleachers from one of the guys who knew would've been nice.
Bizzle
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:41 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:39 PM) *
I think a heads up from one of the guys who knew would've been nice.

Honestly, if anything needs to be taught in 9th grade health class, its that if you find out that a girl likes a guy, you tell the guy, damnit!
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:41 PM) *
I had boyfriends throughout high school, so no, I never had to actively pursue anyone. As far as the older/younger situtation, when I was 12 one of my big brothers friends actually came over to my house (he was 18) and asked my parents for permission to date me. They told him to come back in 4 years when I was 16. And he did, only to find out I was already dating his best friend.

Haha, so you are the girl I hated in high school.

And your parents were willing to let him (at 22) date you (at 16) after he asked as a high school senior about dating a 12 year old? Sweet ****ering, that's insane.
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:41 AM
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:38 PM) *
Shake who else knows? Are you the first or did you get it from some general donk?

Please tell me its the former

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=56039

I can not tell a lie. its from Krup.
Habs Fan
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:42 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:41 AM) *
I had boyfriends throughout high school, so no, I never had to actively pursue anyone. As far as the older/younger situtation, when I was 12 one of my big brothers friends actually came over to my house (he was 18) and asked my parents for permission to date me. They told him to come back in 4 years when I was 16. And he did, only to find out I was already dating his best friend.
¸

That quite the set of ballings on him.

You were twelwe for ****ings sakings
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:43 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:41 PM) *
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=56039

I can not tell a lie. its from Krup.


Ok that's cool

Krup isnt a general donk. I was just praying it wasnt one of the kids who signed up a month ago
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:46 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:45 PM) *
I know!! And on top of that..I didn't even have boobs yet!!


He must have saw the potential

Either that or he had a DeLorean
mk
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:46 AM
fuck
dms26
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:46 AM
this is just reminding me I probably could have gotten laid Sat night if I wasn't sharing a hotel room with 2 of my friends. :Ishouldhavegottenmyownroom face:
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:47 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:45 PM) *
I know!! And on top of that..I didn't even have boobs yet!!

yeah, 12 and 18, thats kinda bad


you must have been older looking and hot as hell, I'm guessing
Habs Fan
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:48 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:45 AM) *
I know!! And on top of that..I didn't even have boobs yet!!


So you're saying you have boobs NOW?!

Awesome!
Bizzle
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:52 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:51 PM) *
Can't say I was older looking that is for sure. I'm almost 32 and still get carded on a regular basis. Even had the gas pumps shut off while filling gas because they didn't think I was 16. Most of the people I meet think I only look about 20. It sucks!!

If this story is true, and you actually feel this way, I am guessing that you have very few other female friends?
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:52 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:51 PM) *
Can't say I was older looking that is for sure. I'm almost 32 and still get carded on a regular basis. Even had the gas pumps shut off while filling gas because they didn't think I was 16. Most of the people I meet think I only look about 20. It sucks!!

wow, thats not good for him then.


good for you now though.

and: YPIWWP
Habs Fan
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:53 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:51 AM) *
It sucks!!


I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:56 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:53 PM) *
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:51 PM) *

It sucks!!




I'm pretty sure it doesn't.


lol

Quoted for truth
RhinestoneCowboy
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:56 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:51 PM) *
Can't say I was older looking that is for sure. I'm almost 32 and still get carded on a regular basis. Even had the gas pumps shut off while filling gas because they didn't think I was 16. Most of the people I meet think I only look about 20. It sucks!!


I declare shenanigans. No woman would complain about looking too young.
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:57 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:55 PM) *
Haha. I'm not sure how you came up with that just from reading my post, but it's kinda true, most of my friends are men except for my really close girlfriends that I've known my whole life.


It's the female jealousy factor
Bizzle
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:58 AM
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:57 PM) *
It's the female jealousy factor

Kers pretty much hit it on the nose. If you are like you say you are, then other women will hate you. There's just no way of getting around it.

Also, the fact that you hang out and enjoy a thread that is filled mostly with guys doing guy things didn't hurt the concept.
Hobbes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:59 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:51 PM) *
It sucks!!

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:53 PM) *

I'm pretty sure it doesn't.



Great reply.
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:00 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:58 PM) *
Also, the fact that you hang out and enjoy a thread that is filled mostly with guys doing guy things didn't hurt the concept.


Yea Lolli I pretty much want to kidnap you and bring you to Syracuse and...

Ok I'll stop now you get the point. You are one cool woman
RhinestoneCowboy
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:01 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:59 PM) *
I seriously hate it. I know I should like it, but c'mon, it's hard to be taken seriously at times. It would be nice to go out with our friends and not be the only one ALWAYS carded! Thats what I mean by it sucks.


Just as we are reflecting back on our massive failures as boys turning into men, you will look back in 5-10 years when you have aged some and wish you would've appreciated this time in your life.

Edit: Sorry if that came off as assholeish...just trying to keep it real. Plus it's no fair we have all these crappy stories and you have nothing!
Timdog1010
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:01 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:59 AM) *
I seriously hate it. I know I should like it, but c'mon, it's hard to be taken seriously at times. It would be nice to go out with our friends and not be the only one ALWAYS carded! Thats what I mean by it sucks.


Methinks thou protests too much.

Or, to be less Shakesperian:

The more you talk, the more I agree with the Cowboy...
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:01 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:59 PM) *
I seriously hate it. I know I should like it, but c'mon, it's hard to be taken seriously at times. It would be nice to go out with our friends and not be the only one ALWAYS carded! Thats what I mean by it sucks.

I think I know what you mean. I know a girl, one of my friends sisters, who's like 20, or almost 21, and she looks no older than 14. seriously. she's just really small and looks really young. I'd imagine it would suck from time to time.
Habs Fan
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:01 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:59 AM) *
I seriously hate it.


Well even though you're a LIAR, I want you to know that you're my favorite new female poster in this thread.

If this forum had a hot chicks calendar, you'd be all year.
Bizzle
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:01 PM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:01 PM) *
Just as we are reflecting back on our massive failures as boys turning into men, you will look back in 5-10 years when you have aged some and wish you would've appreciated this time in your life.

If by appreciated, you mean driven to upstate New York and .....

whoops :over the line face:
Hobbes
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:02 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:41 PM) *
Honestly, if anything needs to be taught in 9th grade health class, its that if you find out that a girl likes a guy, you tell the guy, damnit!


Seriously, who doesn't mention that? Was this part of the hazing or something?

:still taking full responsibility for screwing that up face:
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:02 PM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:01 PM) *
Well even though you're a LIAR, I want you to know that you're my favorite new female poster in this thread.

If this forum had a hot chicks calendar, you'd be all year.


This is how Habs Fan got hot older poon when he was 15
RhinestoneCowboy
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:03 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:01 PM) *
If by appreciated, you mean driven to upstate New York and .....

whoops :over the line face:


::there is no line in this thread face::
Bizzle
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:06 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:04 PM) *
I'm so used to being around guys doing guys things. Growing up with an older brother I was such a tag along. They used to let me "play" football with them..(Read: chase the ball down when it went to far..lol)
I've been around sports and gambling all my life-my dad is an ex-bookie. So sports were always on at my house. Now it's kinda funny because I play fantasy football on an all male league and have whooped their *** 2 years in a row!

You have given every guy everywhere hope.

If we find out you are a 12 year old boy who just figured out how to use a computer, I am going to be wicked pissed.
kers2
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:08 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:06 PM) *
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:04 PM) *

I'm so used to being around guys doing guys things. Growing up with an older brother I was such a tag along. They used to let me "play" football with them..(Read: chase the ball down when it went to far..lol)
I've been around sports and gambling all my life-my dad is an ex-bookie. So sports were always on at my house. Now it's kinda funny because I play fantasy football on an all male league and have whooped their *** 2 years in a row!



You have given every guy everywhere hope.

If we find out you are a 12 year old boy who just figured out how to use a computer, I am going to be wicked pissed.


Seriously

And if we find out you are Redpill/Teaknight, we may kill you
Timdog1010
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:08 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:06 PM) *
You have given every guy everywhere hope.

If we find out you are a 12 year old boy who just figured out how to use a computer, I am going to pm you and try to set up a meeting in a McDonalds parking lot.



FYP
Bizzle
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:10 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:08 PM) *
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:06 PM) *

You have given every guy everywhere hope.

If we find out you are a 12 year old boy who just figured out how to use a computer, I am going to set up a meeting in a Chucky Cheese parking lot.
FYP

FYFYP.
ShakeZuma
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:10 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 4:08 PM) *
FYP

oh no you di ent! hahaha
Habs Fan
Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:11 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:08 PM) *
FYP


Hohoho
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