QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:23 AM) 
So I gave her an encore. It seemed like the right thing to do.
I think you're now my hero.
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I think you're now my hero.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:22 PM)
I propose a one-day only title change for all the readers/posters in the thread.
I figured mines appropriate
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:25 PM)
well done. very well done. how many cars did she wreck before you stopped see her?
Just the one, I only went out with her two more times before I stopped calling her/returning calls. The sex wasn't really worth putting up with her, plus the whole married with kids thing...
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:22 AM)
I propose a one-day only title change for all the readers/posters in the thread.
:I can't/don't know how to change my title face:
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:27 PM)
:I can't/don't know how to change my title face:
woe is yee of little posts
you need 1000
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:26 PM)
I figured mines appropriate
Yeah, I saw yours and liked it better than mine. I will keep mine for the day though, before I go back to Bronze Medalist. The half-male thing wasn't garnering me too much respect.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:28 PM)
woe is yee of little posts
you need 1000
you need 1000
When he found this thread, he had ~240. He will get there soon enough.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:28 AM)
Yeah, I saw yours and liked it better than mine. I will keep mine for the day though, before I go back to Bronze Medalist. The half-male thing wasn't garnering me too much respect.
You should change it to 'half-male, half-amazing!'
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:28 AM)
woe is yee of little posts
you need 1000
you need 1000
Aww, shitting. I figured it had something to do with that.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:29 PM)
You should change it to 'half-male, half-amazing!'
Half male, half luckbox would be more appropriate.
I should solicit titles from you guys, and then send them to Turd for approval. The results could be epic.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:22 AM)
She couldn't have been too hot if she was playing basketball?
She most definitely was not a basketball player. The question is, would it have been better to be playing against her, so I could initiate some more body contact?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:22 AM)
I propose a one-day only title change for all the readers/posters in the thread.
Done and done.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:22 PM)
I propose a one-day only title change for all the readers/posters in the thread.
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QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:31 AM)
She most definitely was not a basketball player. The question is, would it have been better to be playing against her, so I could initiate some more body contact?
When I was an underclassman in high school there were a couple of seniors (chicks) at a local school who wound up going D1. They were so good that they'd come down to the gym and play with the men. And I'd usually guard them since we were about the same size. They loved to box-out and I loved to let them...
Alright, for all of you baseball fans...one of my favorite articles every year.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...lo/060403_april
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...lo/060403_april
As a 17 year old freshman in college there was a 22 year old that wanted the business. Why? I have no idea. Needless to say I was too stupid to figure it out until 2 or 3 years later when she was dating a buddy of mine.
Where's my delorian...
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Where's my delorian...
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QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:35 PM)
When I was an underclassman in high school there were a couple of seniors (chicks) at a local school who wound up going D1. They were so good that they'd come down to the gym and play with the men. And I'd usually guard them since we were about the same size. They loved to box-out and I loved to let them...
I love that you felt you had to define this
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:40 AM)
As a 17 year old freshman in college there was a 22 year old that wanted the business. Why? I have no idea. Needless to say I was too stupid to figure it out until 2 or 3 years later when she was dating a buddy of mine.
Where's my delorian...
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Where's my delorian...
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I feel the pain every time I read one of these. What the hell is wrong with us?
Well, at least I'm not the only idiot who's experienced this.
I've never been to group therapy, but I think I've got an idea what it's like...
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:37 AM)
Alright, for all of you baseball fans...one of my favorite articles every year.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...lo/060403_april
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...lo/060403_april
Washington's Alfonso Soriano gets the start in left field for the Nationals, but stands beside second baseman Jose Vidro the entire game, leaving a gaping hole in the outfield.
Cardinals center fielder Jim Edmonds christens the new Busch Stadium in his own special way by diving needlessly for a routine fly ball in St. Louis' home opener.
Red Sox adviser Bill James unveils a theorem he says explains why Boston general manager Theo Epstein is such a drama queen.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:40 AM)
I love that you felt you had to define this
Yeah well, I've carved out a 'forum-homo' reputation for myself, so I didn't think it'd hurt...
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:11 PM)
When I was a sophomore in high school I had a cute senior in my study hall who was very interested. Only I had like zero experience with girls at the time so I didn't even see the signs. It was only later that I looked back on that and realized what an opportunity I'd missed. Still one of my biggest regrets in life...
I have about 1700 of these. I was such a pussying in HS and had no clue
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:46 PM)
Washington's Alfonso Soriano gets the start in left field for the Nationals, but stands beside second baseman Jose Vidro the entire game, leaving a gaping hole in the outfield.
Cardinals center fielder Jim Edmonds christens the new Busch Stadium in his own special way by diving needlessly for a routine fly ball in St. Louis' home opener.
Red Sox adviser Bill James unveils a theorem he says explains why Boston general manager Theo Epstein is such a drama queen.
Cardinals center fielder Jim Edmonds christens the new Busch Stadium in his own special way by diving needlessly for a routine fly ball in St. Louis' home opener.
Red Sox adviser Bill James unveils a theorem he says explains why Boston general manager Theo Epstein is such a drama queen.
A's catcher Jason Kendall is busted for using a corked bat. Kendall had raised suspicions by hitting two balls to the warning track in one week.
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen take a leave of absence from the team so he can dedicate time to coming up with insults of Frank Thomas for when Oakland comes to town on the 22nd.
On "Kids Run The Bases" day at Comerica Park, Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers punches a 7-year-old boy who points a camera at him.
Cubs starter Carlos Zambrano experiences elbow problems for the second year in a row due to spending too much time online "e-mailing his brother," according to a team report. But since Zambrano also is reported to be suffering from poor eyesight and unusual hair growth on his palms, many suspect the "e-mailing his brother" claim is a cover story.
The translator for Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang gathers reporters around to clarify the pronunciation of Wang's name: "Look, for the last time -- it's not pronounced 'Wang' like, you know, 'wang.' Remember it this way: 'Wang' rhymes with 'dong.' Ah, nevermind."
The translator for Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang gathers reporters around to clarify the pronunciation of Wang's name: "Look, for the last time -- it's not pronounced 'Wang' like, you know, 'wang.' Remember it this way: 'Wang' rhymes with 'dong.' Ah, nevermind."
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:18 PM)
I used to play basketball every Wednesday with a group of guys at a park. One day I didn't get the message that we weren't playing that week so I showed up and nobody was there. I was just shooting around when a couple guys and a girl show up and ask if they want to play 2 on 2. I say sure and they pair me with the girl. We end up winning every game because I'm the only one who actually knows how to play and she is pretty much praising me the whole time.
Eventually I need to leave and as I'm getting in my car the girl asks me for my number "so we can play again sometime."
I tell her, "I'm here every Wednesday" and drive off.
Down the road is when it hit me. I share the idiot title as well.
Eventually I need to leave and as I'm getting in my car the girl asks me for my number "so we can play again sometime."
I tell her, "I'm here every Wednesday" and drive off.
Down the road is when it hit me. I share the idiot title as well.
I'm laughing hard but seriously this is the story of my younger life
I love this thread today, so many memories......
21 banged a 15 year old. Didn't know that until later and called it off, well, after I hit it few more times figured WTH?
18 banged a MILF. About 35 and smoking, a friends mom. He never knew.
My radio is broke at work so I can't listen to the game, ugh, so I'm actually getting some poker in between reading this and smoke breaks..
nh's guys
21 banged a 15 year old. Didn't know that until later and called it off, well, after I hit it few more times figured WTH?
18 banged a MILF. About 35 and smoking, a friends mom. He never knew.
My radio is broke at work so I can't listen to the game, ugh, so I'm actually getting some poker in between reading this and smoke breaks..
nh's guys
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:51 PM)
21 banged a 15 year old. Didn't know that until later and called it off, well, after I hit it few more times figured WTH?
oh. wow.
and am I the only person in this thread who absolutely hates baseball?
My earlier "errands" consisted of watching the Sopranos that I missed last night, eating, and filling my flat front tire.
I stopped in for a quick chat and now I must go to the driving range to hit balls and/or go to ****'s and hit balls with a Great Big Bertha II (older version) driver that I really want.
What a tough life
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I stopped in for a quick chat and now I must go to the driving range to hit balls and/or go to ****'s and hit balls with a Great Big Bertha II (older version) driver that I really want.
What a tough life
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:54 PM)
oh. wow.
and am I the only person in this thread who absolutely hates baseball?
and am I the only person in this thread who absolutely hates baseball?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Playing a bit out of position again, Nationals left fielder Alfonso Soriano starts a rare 7-6-3 double play on a ground ball hit between first and second.
Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez is arrested for masterminding a six-state crime ring. However, prosecutors refuse to file charges against the popular outfielder after his attorney explains it was just a case of "Manny being Manny."
Red Sox consultant Bill James asks the team for a week off so he can attend a "Star Wars" convention.
Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez is arrested for masterminding a six-state crime ring. However, prosecutors refuse to file charges against the popular outfielder after his attorney explains it was just a case of "Manny being Manny."
Red Sox consultant Bill James asks the team for a week off so he can attend a "Star Wars" convention.
Alex Rodriguez makes it to the final two in a tournament at an underground New York poker club with a huge chip lead, but blows it all and loses by repeatedly going all-in with 2-7 unsuited.
QUOTE (kers2 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:47 PM)
I have about 1700 of these. I was such a pussying in HS and had no clue
I don't, really. I was a total lameass in HS and I seriously doubt any of those girls were carrying a torch for me to drop their panties. If they were, it's just further testament to how oblivious I was, cause I still don't have a clue. Actually, now that I consider further, there were a couple of girls who seemed interested (gotta remember we're going back 12-15 years) but I was too much of a loser to even make a stab at it. I was totally petrified in HS of asking a girl out, being shot down, and having everyone find out about it. Amazing how stupid you can be when you're a kid.
I ignored them, they ignored me, que sera.
After I hit 21 and realized just how easy it is to get laid when you're both drunk, it was a whole new world.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:54 PM)
oh. wow.
and am I the only person in this thread who absolutely hates baseball?
and am I the only person in this thread who absolutely hates baseball?
No, right there with you, but I'll tolerate it on opening day.
Got a meeting to attend, see you later...
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:40 AM)
I love that you felt you had to define this
I swear I thought the same thing.
The Yankees lose in Cleveland in the bottom of the ninth when the Indians' Travis Hafner tags up and scores from first on shallow fly ball to Johnny Damon.
In a series against the White Sox, the Yankees are shut out on back-to-back nights by former Yankees Javier Vazquez and Jose Contreras. Everyone everywhere has a good laugh.
With the trade deadline just five days away, the Yankees find someone to take the huge salaries of disappointing past acquisitions Carl Pavano and Jaret Wright off their hands, shipping the duo to Isiah Thomas and the Knicks in exchange for cash.
In a series against the White Sox, the Yankees are shut out on back-to-back nights by former Yankees Javier Vazquez and Jose Contreras. Everyone everywhere has a good laugh.
With the trade deadline just five days away, the Yankees find someone to take the huge salaries of disappointing past acquisitions Carl Pavano and Jaret Wright off their hands, shipping the duo to Isiah Thomas and the Knicks in exchange for cash.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:58 PM)
I don't, really. I was a total lameass in HS and I seriously doubt any of those girls were carrying a torch for me to drop their panties. If they were, it's just further testament to how oblivious I was, cause I still don't have a clue. Actually, now that I consider further, there were a couple of girls who seemed interested (gotta remember we're going back 12-15 years) but I was too much of a loser to even make a stab at it. I was totally petrified in HS of asking a girl out, being shot down, and having everyone find out about it. Amazing how stupid you can be when you're a kid.
I ignored them, they ignored me, que sera.
After I hit 21 and realized just how easy it is to get laid when you're both drunk, it was a whole new world.
No, right there with you, but I'll tolerate it on opening day.
I ignored them, they ignored me, que sera.
After I hit 21 and realized just how easy it is to get laid when you're both drunk, it was a whole new world.
No, right there with you, but I'll tolerate it on opening day.
My high school life described exactly
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In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
QUOTE (keith crime @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:29 PM)
Anyone her dig Rachel McAdams?
I just watched wedding crashers about 3 weeks ago, first time I ever remember seeing her. She's looked insanely good in that movie.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:03 AM)
Back to idiot stories...
In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
Oh the humanity!
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:42 PM)
I think he's ok as long as he doesn't actually marry an 8 year old.
But as we now know, I'm not unbiased on this subject...
But as we now know, I'm not unbiased on this subject...
and as long as he's not at the playground scouting for the future
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:05 PM)
Oh the humanity!
Getting dumped before you even realize the girl is interested in you is a weird experience.
QUOTE (Trustno1 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:02 PM)
Newbie < Idiot?
Newbie = Idiot
FACE!
just kidding
and this thread has been as depressing as it has been entertaining today.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:03 PM)
Back to idiot stories...
In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
Best one yet.
My personal favorite of the ones I did-I was 15 and on a training trip with my swim team. I was watching some TV by myself because the dude I was rooming with was nowhere to be found (hint #1). I heard a quiet knock on the door (hint #2). It was one of the girls on my team, asking me if she had left her room key in my room, which she had never been in (hint #3). I said "nope, good night" and shut the door. She went crying off and found someone else.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:03 AM)
Back to idiot stories...
In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
In high school our class was on a trip somewhere at the end of the year. One night I was in my hotel room watching game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals (Rangers-Canucks) while everyone else was out partying. Except one girl was in my room watching it with me. I was totally into the game and never even tried anything.
The next day she told me she thought we would be better off just as friends.
My reply was, "Wait, what?"
Well, it WAS the finals.
But you could have at least given her a slap and a tickle during the intermission.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:01 PM)
That has me beat, best I did was 22-18.
My best friend, who is 30, is currently dating an 18 year old. His brother, who is 32, is currently dating a 47 year old. Even though they are only two years apart, their girlfriends are almost 30 years apart.
My best friend, who is 30, is currently dating an 18 year old. His brother, who is 32, is currently dating a 47 year old. Even though they are only two years apart, their girlfriends are almost 30 years apart.
there was a couple I met this weekend, he was 59 and she was 24. Hopefully he is loaded.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:08 PM)
Well, it WAS the finals.
Game 7 too. I also have a man-crush on Mark Messier.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:07 PM)
and this thread has been as depressing as it has been entertaining today.
This thread is proof that any advice to high school girls on how to get guys that includes the words "clues" or "hints" is bad advice. Guys are oblivious.
Alright, in the interest of not discussing us being idiots in high school, which was easier to get some during/after- a high school trip or a high school dance?
I just remembered a great one.
I met this cool girl at a camp when I was 15. She was 14 and a Winona Ryder look-alike. For whatever reason she liked me enough to invite me to visit her at her house post-camp.
So we're on the swing her backyard and her parents are nowhere around and she mentions how when she really likes a guy she bites them. Then she started playfully biting my shoulder. I had absolutely no idea what to do. So I continued to drone on about whatever irrelevant topic I was droning on about.
I didn't so much as kiss her that day. Never got invited back, either. She was a stunningly beautiful girl, too.
I wish I was making this up...
I met this cool girl at a camp when I was 15. She was 14 and a Winona Ryder look-alike. For whatever reason she liked me enough to invite me to visit her at her house post-camp.
So we're on the swing her backyard and her parents are nowhere around and she mentions how when she really likes a guy she bites them. Then she started playfully biting my shoulder. I had absolutely no idea what to do. So I continued to drone on about whatever irrelevant topic I was droning on about.
I didn't so much as kiss her that day. Never got invited back, either. She was a stunningly beautiful girl, too.
I wish I was making this up...
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:16 PM)
I just remembered a great one.
I met this cool girl at a camp when I was 15. She was 14 and a Winona Ryder look-alike. For whatever reason she liked me enough to invite me to visit her at her house post-camp.
So we're on the swing her backyard and her parents are nowhere around and she mentions how when she really likes a guy she bites them. Then she started playfully biting my shoulder. I had absolutely no idea what to do. So I continued to drone on about whatever irrelevant topic I was droning on about.
I didn't so much as kiss her that day. Never got invited back, either. She was a stunningly beautiful girl, too.
I wish I was making this up...
I met this cool girl at a camp when I was 15. She was 14 and a Winona Ryder look-alike. For whatever reason she liked me enough to invite me to visit her at her house post-camp.
So we're on the swing her backyard and her parents are nowhere around and she mentions how when she really likes a guy she bites them. Then she started playfully biting my shoulder. I had absolutely no idea what to do. So I continued to drone on about whatever irrelevant topic I was droning on about.
I didn't so much as kiss her that day. Never got invited back, either. She was a stunningly beautiful girl, too.
I wish I was making this up...
Does that mean you didn't know how to make a move or didn't know why she was biting your shoulder? Either way, that is pretty funny.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:14 PM)
Alright, in the interest of not discussing us being idiots in high school, which was easier to get some during/after- a high school trip or a high school dance?
That depends, is there a major sporting event taking place during the trip? I would vote for the dance though.
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:43 PM)
I feel the pain every time I read one of these. What the hell is wrong with us?
Well, at least I'm not the only idiot who's experienced this.
I've never been to group therapy, but I think I've got an idea what it's like...
Well, at least I'm not the only idiot who's experienced this.
I've never been to group therapy, but I think I've got an idea what it's like...
This is depressing
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:17 AM)
Does that mean you didn't know how to make a move or didn't know why she was biting your shoulder? Either way, that is pretty funny.
Both. I really was that shy & awkward around girls when I was 15. It's depressing.
Then I think about the 22 year old I'm dating right now and everything's alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:18 PM)
This is depressing
no kidding
I'm instantly convinced that we're all morons
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:22 PM)
no kidding
I'm instantly convinced that we're all morons
I'm instantly convinced that we're all morons
So should I stop with my stories? Because I have more...
alright alright alright....
no, don't stop.
they're depressing, but quite entertaining
no, don't stop.
they're depressing, but quite entertaining
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 3:23 PM)
So should I stop with my stories? Because I have more...
Keep going. It may be depressing, but I am still laughing, in that sick and twisted we all suck kind of way.
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