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keith crime
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 9:43 AM) *
Mean Girls. Worth seeing?


definitely but rachel is way hotter as a brunette in wedding crashers

you go to mean girls for the lohan
Ouch-8s
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:42 AM) *
People guessing you are shimmering wang is good times.

People guessing you are teneight or redpill is bad times.


Yeah, I've been lucky enough to not get those guesses yet. I don't think I could imitate their styles sufficiently well to rebut those arguments...

Let's see: "splutter...cough...drool...spit..."

Maybe I could.
Hobbes
QUOTE (keith crime @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:43 AM) *
I'm 40 dating a 26 year old which is the youngest girl i've dated in 15 years

She's nice but I reference watergate or Jonestown and its like anchient history to her - but she can learn that stuff i'm trying not to hold it against her smile.gif

It's weird though I never thought it would happen but I am starting to become attracted to older women like Joan Allen in Upside of Anger or Diane Lane in Must Love Dogs

I feel like I've grown up almost?


No to Joan Allen, but Diane Lane is hot.
ajs510
Mean Girls is pretty damn funny, mostly because it was written by Tina Fey and stars a few SNL alums. Tim Meadows is hilarious as the school principal. Lots of eye candy, and it's mostly harmless (ie: watching it won't make you gay).

My Name is Tanino is required viewing for any Rachel McAdams fan. Her only topless scenes ever...
keith crime
red eye is a good 3.99 I'm bored view on demand
tyfgine
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:28 AM) *
Would you say you were instantly convinced?



I was instantly convinced, alright. and yes, i'm slow, but these bastarding made me do some actual work. can you beleive that shitting?

edit: Mean Girls is pretty funny.

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:44 AM) *
Diane Lane is hot.



Fact.
leftygolfer
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 9:33 AM) *
Ok, in the interest of full-disclosure:

I'm 31 and dating a 22 year old.

So when she was 13 I was 22.

But that doesn't make me Dave Coulier...


Dated a 19 year old when I was 27.

She wore my Louisville Slugger out.


Gone for the day.

See you bastages tomorrow.
mk
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 12:43 PM) *
Mean Girls. Worth seeing?


Definitely. Facking hilarious, particularly if you grew up or went to high school in an area like Chicago's north shore. But yeah, a really good comedy.
ajs510
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:44 PM) *
No to Joan Allen, but Diane Lane is hot.


Joan Allen looked damn good in The Contender, but she's really not my type. Diane Lane is insanely hot in anything she's in.
ShakeZuma
well let me go ahead and make you guys feel old


I don't know who joan allen is
ajs510
QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:50 PM) *
Dated a 19 year old when I was 27.


Youngest I've ever gone was an 18 year old when I was 24. We had classes together at community college. The gap is just too much to date anyone younger than 21 anymore now that I'm pushing 30. You have nothing in common, you can't go anywhere fun (bars, clubs, etc), her parents will hate you for taking advantage of their little girl, and the girl still acts like she's in highschool for the most part. It might be fun for a little (very little) while, but there's no way I could have an actual relationship with an 18-20 year old anymore.

My penis is sad now that I actually wrote that.
Hobbes
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:54 AM) *
well let me go ahead and make you guys feel old
I don't know who joan allen is


She was good-guy Travolta's wife in Face/Off.
ajs510
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:58 PM) *
She was good-guy Travolta's wife in Face/Off.


She also played the badass CIA chick in The Bourne Supremacy. And the mother in Pleasantville.
Hobbes
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:58 AM) *
Youngest I've ever gone was an 18 year old when I was 24. We had classes together at community college. The gap is just too much to date anyone younger than 21 anymore now that I'm pushing 30. You have nothing in common, you can't go anywhere fun (bars, clubs, etc), her parents will hate you for taking advantage of their little girl, and the girl still acts like she's in highschool for the most part. It might be fun for a little (very little) while, but there's no way I could have an actual relationship with an 18-20 year old anymore.

My penis is sad now that I actually wrote that.


That has me beat, best I did was 22-18.

My best friend, who is 30, is currently dating an 18 year old. His brother, who is 32, is currently dating a 47 year old. Even though they are only two years apart, their girlfriends are almost 30 years apart.
Timdog1010
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 9:58 AM) *
Youngest I've ever gone was an 18 year old when I was 24. We had classes together at community college. The gap is just too much to date anyone younger than 21 anymore now that I'm pushing 30. You have nothing in common, you can't go anywhere fun (bars, clubs, etc), her parents will hate you for taking advantage of their little girl, and the girl still acts like she's in highschool for the most part. It might be fun for a little (very little) while, but there's no way I could have an actual relationship with an 18-20 year old anymore.

My penis is sad now that I actually wrote that.


Yeah, I've actually never done an age-gap like this before. And I was very hesitant with this girl. But she's actually quite mature and together for her age. That's the only way it works. That, and I'm a really immature 31. We meet somewhere in the middle...
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:58 PM) *
You have nothing in common, you can't go anywhere fun (bars, clubs, etc),

yeah I won't date any girl under 21 for this reason. If a girl can't go to a bar with me, we won't be able to spend much time together.

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 1:58 PM) *
She was good-guy Travolta's wife in Face/Off.

I never saw that. Other than Pulp Fiction, I really can't stand Travolta.
Hobbes
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:59 AM) *
She also played the badass CIA chick in The Bourne Supremacy.


Oh yeah, that's a better reference.
tyfgine
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:58 AM) *
She was good-guy Travolta's wife in Face/Off.



She's OK, but she ain't got shitting on Diane Lane.
Habs Fan
I dated a 19 year-old when I was 15.

Now THAT was good times.
Hobbes
QUOTE (tyfgine @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:03 AM) *
She's OK, but she ain't got shitting on Diane Lane.


I don't find Joan Allen attractive at all really.
ajs510
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:03 PM) *
I dated a 19 year-old when I was 15.

Now THAT was good times.


Winner.
Timdog1010
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:03 AM) *
I dated a 19 year-old when I was 15.

Now THAT was good times.


Looks like my stint as hero of this thread will be short-lived...
keith crime
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:01 AM) *
That has me beat, best I did was 22-18.

My best friend, who is 30, is currently dating an 18 year old. His brother, who is 32, is currently dating a 47 year old. Even though they are only two years apart, their girlfriends are almost 30 years apart.



how can you be 30 and pick some 18 year old girl up and look her father in the face? I'd feel like Jack the Ripper
ShakeZuma
When I was 16 there was this really hot 20 year old girl that liked me. She actually came out and said it. But I was such an idiot, I thought she meant "likes me like a friend." She didn't. And I missed my opportunity.



Maybe my forum title should go back to idiot.
Habs Fan
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:04 AM) *
Looks like my stint as hero of this thread will be short-lived...


Well rest assured that you're still the wind beneath my wings.
mk
I will be watching baseball for the rest of the afternoon.
Hobbes
QUOTE (keith crime @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:07 AM) *
how can you be 30 and pick some 18 year old girl up and look her father in the face? I'd feel like Jack the Ripper


Because it was her father who set them up. Seriously. Her father is his jeet-kune-do instructor and they have a really good relationship.
keith crime
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:07 AM) *
When I was 16 there was this really hot 20 year old girl that liked me. She actually came out and said it. But I was such an idiot, I thought she meant "likes me like a friend." She didn't. And I missed my opportunity.
Maybe my forum title should go back to idiot.


what I find funny is that at 16 you were hot for 20 year olds and when you get old you long for 18 year olds
Timdog1010
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:07 AM) *
When I was 16 there was this really hot 20 year old girl that liked me. She actually came out and said it. But I was such an idiot, I thought she meant "likes me like a friend." She didn't. And I missed my opportunity.
Maybe my forum title should go back to idiot.


When I was a sophomore in high school I had a cute senior in my study hall who was very interested. Only I had like zero experience with girls at the time so I didn't even see the signs. It was only later that I looked back on that and realized what an opportunity I'd missed. Still one of my biggest regrets in life...
Habs Fan
I'm also reminded of the time I had a one night stand with a 32 year old nympho when I was 18.

It was 3 AM and the club was closing. She basically grabbed me, said "You're coming with me" (dyswidt) and off we went, by cab (she paid) to the hotel (she paid)

My cocking was seriously out of order after that night.

In the morning she gave me her number, said 'you don't have to call' and left.

I shrugged and walked away.
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:11 PM) *
When I was a sophomore in high school I had a cute senior in my study hall who was very interested. Only I had like zero experience with girls at the time so I didn't even see the signs. It was only later that I looked back on that and realized what an opportunity I'd missed. Still one of my biggest regrets in life...

yeah that saying is definately true

"If I only knew then what I know now..."

boy, I could've been tearing it up in high school.
Ouch-8s
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:03 AM) *
I dated a 19 year-old when I was 15.

Now THAT was good times.


French girls are the shitting. They like it ITPWTQ.

About 7 years ago I got it on with a woman who was about 15 years older than me. She was freaky hot. I remember about halfway through, I heard my landlords coming home - they were a little old couple, very nice but very religious.
I said, "quiet down, my landlords are home."
She replied "OH, HELLOOOO LANDLORDS!!! YES YES YES!!!"

Younger girls might look like fun but older girls let you do things...
Bizzle
I am feeling less and less guilty about checking out older women/younger girls as I read through this thread.

I just realized I have that meeting with the HR MILF in 24 hours.
Timdog1010
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:13 AM) *
yeah that saying is definately true

"If I only knew then what I know now..."

boy, I could've been tearing it up in high school.


Quoted for truth.

Preach on brother Shake.
tyfgine
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:13 AM) *
yeah that saying is definately true

"If I only knew then what I know now..."

boy, I could've been tearing it up in high school.



Tell me about it man.

:shakingheadindissapointment:
Timdog1010
By the way, where's Turd?

Did I miss where somebody explained his absence?
Habs Fan
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:13 AM) *
They like it ITPWTQ.


In the poo with the q?
tyfgine
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:18 AM) *
In the poo with the q?



In The Pooper With The Quickness
Hobbes
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:13 AM) *
yeah that saying is definately true

"If I only knew then what I know now..."

boy, I could've been tearing it up in high school.


I used to play basketball every Wednesday with a group of guys at a park. One day I didn't get the message that we weren't playing that week so I showed up and nobody was there. I was just shooting around when a couple guys and a girl show up and ask if they want to play 2 on 2. I say sure and they pair me with the girl. We end up winning every game because I'm the only one who actually knows how to play and she is pretty much praising me the whole time.

Eventually I need to leave and as I'm getting in my car the girl asks me for my number "so we can play again sometime."

I tell her, "I'm here every Wednesday" and drive off.

Down the road is when it hit me. I share the idiot title as well.
Timdog1010
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:18 AM) *
In the poo with the q?


in the p.ussy with the q-cumber?
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:17 PM) *
By the way, where's Turd?

Did I miss where somebody explained his absence?

he said he wouldn't be in today, and maybe not tomorrow either
Bizzle
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:17 PM) *
By the way, where's Turd?

Did I miss where somebody explained his absence?

Turd is off doing Turdly things.

He actually explained his absence earlier in the thread. He will be gone for at least the early part of the week.
Timdog1010
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:18 AM) *
I used to play basketball every Wednesday with a group of guys at a park. One day I didn't get the message that we weren't playing that week so I showed up and nobody was there. I was just shooting around when a couple guys and a girl show up and ask if they want to play 2 on 2. I say sure and they pair me with the girl. We end up winning every game because I'm the only one who actually knows how to play and she is pretty much praising me the whole time.

Eventually I need to leave and as I'm getting in my car the girl asks me for my number "so we can play again sometime."

I tell her, "I'm here every Wednesday" and drive off.

Down the road is when it hit me. I share the idiot title as well.


It hurts just to read this. We've all been there.

:supportive face:
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:18 PM) *
I tell her, "I'm here every Wednesday" and drive off.

hahahahaha

worst feeling ever
Habs Fan
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 10:18 AM) *
I used to play basketball every Wednesday with a group of guys at a park. One day I didn't get the message that we weren't playing that week so I showed up and nobody was there. I was just shooting around when a couple guys and a girl show up and ask if they want to play 2 on 2. I say sure and they pair me with the girl. We end up winning every game because I'm the only one who actually knows how to play and she is pretty much praising me the whole time.

Eventually I need to leave and as I'm getting in my car the girl asks me for my number "so we can play again sometime."

I tell her, "I'm here every Wednesday" and drive off.

Down the road is when it hit me. I share the idiot title as well.


She couldn't have been too hot if she was playing basketball?
Bizzle
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:18 PM) *
I used to play basketball every Wednesday with a group of guys at a park. One day I didn't get the message that we weren't playing that week so I showed up and nobody was there. I was just shooting around when a couple guys and a girl show up and ask if they want to play 2 on 2. I say sure and they pair me with the girl. We end up winning every game because I'm the only one who actually knows how to play and she is pretty much praising me the whole time.

Eventually I need to leave and as I'm getting in my car the girl asks me for my number "so we can play again sometime."

I tell her, "I'm here every Wednesday" and drive off.

Down the road is when it hit me. I share the idiot title as well.

I propose a one-day only title change for all the readers/posters in the thread.
ajs510
I think the oldest I've ever gone is somewhere mid-to-late-30's when I was about 25. She was so completely immature that it doesn't really count though. Married too, which should be a clue about the maturity levels involved there.

The best part of that story was the part where I dropped her off at her Jeep in the morning, kissed her goodbye, got in my truck and drove out of the parking lot, only to see her in my rearview pulling out right behind me, right in front of a city bus. *WHAM*.

Totalled the Jeep, she was totally fine. She told me the next week that she was replaying the sex in her mind and not even remotely paying attention to what she was doing (Hello? Big Bus Coming?) So I gave her an encore. It seemed like the right thing to do.
Ouch-8s
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 11:23 AM) *
I think the oldest I've ever gone is somewhere mid-to-late-30's when I was about 25. She was so completely immature that it doesn't really count though. Married too, which should be a clue about the maturity levels involved there.

The best part of that story was the part where I dropped her off at her Jeep in the morning, kissed her goodbye, got in my truck and drove out of the parking lot, only to see her in my rearview pulling out right behind me, right in front of a city bus. *WHAM*.

Totalled the Jeep, she was totally fine. She told me the next week that she was replaying the sex in her mind and not even remotely paying attention to what she was doing (Hello? Big Bus Coming?) So I gave her an encore. It seemed like the right thing to do.


well done. very well done. how many cars did she wreck before you stopped see her?
ajs510
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:22 PM) *
I propose a one-day only title change for all the readers/posters in the thread.


I can't get behind this, my title describes me all too perfectly...
Bizzle
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, April 3rd, 2006, 2:23 PM) *
So I gave her an encore. It seemed like the right thing to do.

God, I'm proud.
:tear at the corner of the eye face:
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