ShakeZuma
Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:39 PM
QUOTE (dms26 @ Friday, March 24th, 2006, 3:33 PM)

she told me I wasn't like her other customers
dude that shits hilarious. I love strippers.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 24th, 2006, 3:35 PM)

A few years ago my buddy paid for my first 10 dollar dance. Well I didn't really know what the deal was so I just followed her into the box (not hers, the one in the back)
So i'm just sitting there minding my own business while she's doing her thing and about 5 seconds before the song ends she looks at me and goes
'You know you can touch me, right?'
pretty much the same for me on my first strip club appearance. I was actually her last dance of the night and it was in Myrtle beach, and at the club I was at they had to wear pasty's. well, she took hers off and started rubbing her boobs all over my face. I think I would have been safe to do what I wanted, but I ain't takin that kind of chance.
that, and her boobs probably had herpes.