It is the dawn of the 100th page on this thread and I just think that everything about this thread reeks of awesomeness.
Have a good weekend basturdingers.
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QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:56 PM) 
Too many DWI's and you get special plates so if a cop gets behind you he knows your a habitual drunk driver...my friend has them now..they should have locked him up and thrown away the key!!
That sounds like a good idea until you realize: TOO MANY DUIs?
I'm all for second chances and all, but if you got busted a second time, you shouldn't be driving. You probably shouldn't even be walking. Lock'em up.
:got no tolerance for drunk driving face:
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:15 PM)
Good point, I won't judge what I haven't experienced. On the plus side, they do let you burninate whatever you want, so you have that going for you.
FYP.
FYP.
That's true, but it's not like other states aren't burninating their weed illegaly anyway. On a related note, my girlfriend might be getting a subscription for medicinal marijuana for her migranes. That would be pretty sweet. Also, I think I should mention that I won't be in here on Monday and quite possibly Tuesday.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 5:19 PM)
It is the dawn of the 100th page on this thread and I just think that everything about this thread reeks of awesomeness.
Have a good weekend basturdingers.
Have a good weekend basturdingers.
Exactly. I'm out too, see you guys hopefully tomorrow in the rampage.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:38 PM)
Don't worry. You still got racked. You're definitely leading for POTD so far. Watch out for Mk, though. That guy is a beast. He already won twice this week.
Yeah...I've got nothing today.
I am blastulated at 4 p.m.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:19 PM)
It is the dawn of the 100th page on this thread and I just think that everything about this thread reeks of awesomeness.
Have a good weekend basturdingers.
Have a good weekend basturdingers.
Weekend... I gotta work tomorrow (****inging Lumberg), and i have Monday off. So I suppose I'll be bored tomorrow and WAAAAAY behind come Tues.
Sounds like another week of no work getting done coming up...
QUOTE (mk @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:23 PM)
Yeah...I've got nothing today.
I am blastulated at 4 p.m.
I am blastulated at 4 p.m.
: exception face
:
Hey bitches, don't forget DST this weekend, drink up because bars are closing an hour early.
i tried to steal the first one on page 100, but i failed.
just thought i'd let you all know what a dirty scumbag trick i tried, and that i failed in attempting it.
just thought i'd let you all know what a dirty scumbag trick i tried, and that i failed in attempting it.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:21 PM)
That's true, but it's not like other states aren't burninating their weed illegaly anyway. On a related note, my girlfriend might be getting a subscription for medicinal marijuana for her migranes. That would be pretty sweet. Also, I think I should mention that I won't be in here on Monday and quite possibly Tuesday.
How bad are her migraines? Are they "can't do anything must lie down" migraines or just really bad headaches? Migraines suck.
QUOTE (Trustno1 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:26 PM)
Hey bitches, don't forget DST this weekend, drink up because bars are closing an hour early.
Thank you very much.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:44 PM)
I've got some new guesses...
AJS: S-10
Shake: 2003 Chevy 1500 extended cab
Rhinestone: 2002 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP
AJS: S-10
Shake: 2003 Chevy 1500 extended cab
Rhinestone: 2002 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP
Either I've posted what I drive before and don't remember, or you're clairvoyant. I drive a '99 S-10
:shock and awe face:
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:28 PM)
How bad are her migraines? Are they "can't do anything must lie down" migraines or just really bad headaches? Migraines suck.
She usually has to lie down in the dark for a couple hours. She even gets nauseas and throws up sometimes.
QUOTE (kers2 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:14 PM)
:Jessica Spano crying face:
Obv POTD.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:34 PM)
She usually has to lie down in the dark for a couple hours. She even gets nauseas and throws up sometimes.
My dad used to get those a lot too. It didn't matter where he was, he had to lie down. He got this little patch that went behind his ear that really limited the frequency of them, but I really have no idea what it's called or anything.
:not very helpful face:
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:53 AM)
Sometimes, when I'm in a public restroom, and I want to freak some people out I drop my pants to my ankles while peeing in a urinal.
My nomination for POTD.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:32 PM)
Either I've posted what I drive before and don't remember, or you're clairvoyant. I drive a '99 S-10
:shock and awe face:
:shock and awe face:
There was a "What car do you drive" thread. mk doesn't own a car.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:50 PM)
Quick question for you all. (Please ignore the cockiness; it is fairly intentional) My IQ is really high, and I have met maybe 2 girls in my entire life who are either on the same level as me or smarter than me, and obviously they are too smart to put up with all of my shitting. How the hell can I find a girl who thinks on the same level as me but puts up with all of my shitting?
Maybe if I was as smart as I think I am, I wouldn't have this problem.
Also, maybe I shouldn't talk about this when I have a sort-of girlfriend.
Maybe if I was as smart as I think I am, I wouldn't have this problem.
Also, maybe I shouldn't talk about this when I have a sort-of girlfriend.
1.) There are girls who exist who are as smart as you (us).
2.) You don't want to hang out with them.
That is all.
page 100
:impressiveface:
lunch at Karl Strauss Brewery
:naptimeface:
:impressiveface:
lunch at Karl Strauss Brewery
:naptimeface:
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:42 PM)
There was a "What car do you drive" thread. mk doesn't own a car.
Not true. I just never drive it. I pay $200/month to let it sit in a covered garage.
Am I retarded? [resounding "yes" from the audience]
I'm a focking bond trader you guys, this should be obv.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:42 PM)
My dad used to get those a lot too. It didn't matter where he was, he had to lie down. He got this little patch that went behind his ear that really limited the frequency of them, but I really have no idea what it's called or anything.
:not very helpful face:
My nomination for POTD.
:not very helpful face:
My nomination for POTD.
So, did he get medicinal marijuana?
Thanks for the nomination, but I don't think I can quite compete with Kers today.
QUOTE (mk @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:37 PM)
QUOTE
:Jessica Spano crying face:
Obv POTD.
QUOTE
QUOTE
Sometimes, when I'm in a public restroom, and I want to freak some people out I drop my pants to my ankles while peeing in a urinal.
My nomination for POTD.
Please don't take my joy away from me
QUOTE (mk @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:44 PM)
Not true. I just never drive it. I pay $200/month to let it sit in a covered garage.
Am I retarded? [resounding "yes" from the audience]
I'm a focking bond trader you guys, this should be obv.
Am I retarded? [resounding "yes" from the audience]
I'm a focking bond trader you guys, this should be obv.
BMW?
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:45 PM)
So, did he get medicinal marijuana?
No, I don't think he would use it even if he could.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:50 PM)
BMW?
The stereotype holds true. Although, if I were a bit better, it would be a Maserati. Maybe a couple years down the road.
a friend of mine just got a medical marijuana card. the dispenseries have so much cool stuff you can get, food, THC drops, even these things that are like the Listerine strips you put in your mouth, but they are saturated with THC. you can get hash, keef, anything.
goodtimes.
goodtimes.
p.s. Hobbes, you need to stop working, brother. It's Friday, son.
QUOTE (mk @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:56 PM)
p.s. Hobbes, you need to start working, you are way behind this week.
FYP with much sadness.
Ugh, I'm sorry, man. Shakira says, "¡No! ¡No, demasiado!"
Poor Hobbes. For those who have to work, we salute you.
I love you guys.
Team!
Team!
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:10 PM)
Poor Hobbes. For those who have to work, we salute you.
I never realised how boring this work thing was without a consistantly refreshable thread. Never been so sad to be on the West Coast on a Friday.
****ing this, I'm going home.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:23 PM)
FYP
QUOTE (tyfgine @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:38 PM)
FYP
Haha, and very well done too.
How the **** did this thread get to 100 pages so fast?
I feel like I missed something.
I feel like I missed something.
I'm about to go drinking folks. I wish you all luck with your sexcapades this weekend. Hopefully I have something funny to write about on Tuesday or Wednesday. Oh yeah, and Demonde, I love that new avatar for some reason. I can't stop watching it.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:05 PM)
I'm about to go drinking folks. I wish you all luck with your sexcapades this weekend. Hopefully I have something funny to write about on Tuesday or Wednesday. Oh yeah, and Demonde, I love that new avatar for some reason. I can't stop watching it.
of course you do, sweet-pants. it is enthralling, without doubt.
Have fun drinking tonight Turd.
I'm doing the same here in a few hours. My buddy's ex-wife(They're still friendly) owns a bar about 30 miles out of town, and one of her very hot friends is having a bachelorette party there tonight.
They're renting out the bar, so, it's going to be about 20-30 very hot, very matrimonial, very emotional, very horny, very drunk women, all looking for co.ck. Well, luckily, she invited us to "be bouncers" and to "play the music" and "make sure they're having fun".
Hah!
If I don't get laid, I might be paralyzed from the dic.k down.
I'm doing the same here in a few hours. My buddy's ex-wife(They're still friendly) owns a bar about 30 miles out of town, and one of her very hot friends is having a bachelorette party there tonight.
They're renting out the bar, so, it's going to be about 20-30 very hot, very matrimonial, very emotional, very horny, very drunk women, all looking for co.ck. Well, luckily, she invited us to "be bouncers" and to "play the music" and "make sure they're having fun".
Hah!
If I don't get laid, I might be paralyzed from the dic.k down.
QUOTE (Demonde @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 6:09 PM)
of course you do, sweet-pants. it is enthralling, without doubt.
That girl is just so ****ing cute.
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 6:15 PM)
Have fun drinking tonight Turd.
I'm doing the same here in a few hours. My buddy's ex-wife(They're still friendly) owns a bar about 30 miles out of town, and one of her very hot friends is having a bachelorette party there tonight.
They're renting out the bar, so, it's going to be about 20-30 very hot, very matrimonial, very emotional, very horny, very drunk women, all looking for ****. Well, luckily, she invited us to "be bouncers" and to "play the music" and "make sure they're having fun".
Hah!
If I don't get laid, I might be paralyzed from the dic.k down.
I'm doing the same here in a few hours. My buddy's ex-wife(They're still friendly) owns a bar about 30 miles out of town, and one of her very hot friends is having a bachelorette party there tonight.
They're renting out the bar, so, it's going to be about 20-30 very hot, very matrimonial, very emotional, very horny, very drunk women, all looking for ****. Well, luckily, she invited us to "be bouncers" and to "play the music" and "make sure they're having fun".
Hah!
If I don't get laid, I might be paralyzed from the dic.k down.
Very nice. I hope you get some quality strange poon.
Ahh 318am and i'm wasted. fudk you guys for not being able to read it til Monday
Thanks everyoen for nomination for POTD. Much appreciated.
Did I mention i'm wasted?
Everyone have a fantastic weekend I'll see you cats on Monday
DDiDM go get that son be a pimp.
Thanks everyoen for nomination for POTD. Much appreciated.
Did I mention i'm wasted?
Everyone have a fantastic weekend I'll see you cats on Monday
DDiDM go get that son be a pimp.
I'm signing this thing off at 3 am cst, friday night.
Mission Status = Aborted by Police
..I was dancing with this beautiful young thing all night. We get to talking, start making my play..and then I hear.."ERIK, NOW!" and see two of my boys running outside.
There was some sort of fight. Not real sure what happened, but, I did take a swing at a cop--not knowing it was a cop. Got arrested for public intox.
Fu.ck them.
I didn't get off.
..I was dancing with this beautiful young thing all night. We get to talking, start making my play..and then I hear.."ERIK, NOW!" and see two of my boys running outside.
There was some sort of fight. Not real sure what happened, but, I did take a swing at a cop--not knowing it was a cop. Got arrested for public intox.
Fu.ck them.
I didn't get off.
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 2:14 AM)
Mission Status = Aborted by Police
..I was dancing with this beautiful young thing all night. We get to talking, start making my play..and then I hear.."ERIK, NOW!" and see two of my boys running outside.
There was some sort of fight. Not real sure what happened, but, I did take a swing at a cop--not knowing it was a cop. Got arrested for public intox.
Fu.ck them.
I didn't get off.
..I was dancing with this beautiful young thing all night. We get to talking, start making my play..and then I hear.."ERIK, NOW!" and see two of my boys running outside.
There was some sort of fight. Not real sure what happened, but, I did take a swing at a cop--not knowing it was a cop. Got arrested for public intox.
Fu.ck them.
I didn't get off.
Nothing like a DedicatedReporterInDM. Punching the police is -EV and can lead to not needing to call in sick anymore. Do keep us updated...
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 2:14 AM)
Mission Status = Aborted by Police
..I was dancing with this beautiful young thing all night. We get to talking, start making my play..and then I hear.."ERIK, NOW!" and see two of my boys running outside.
There was some sort of fight. Not real sure what happened, but, I did take a swing at a cop--not knowing it was a cop. Got arrested for public intox.
Fu.ck them.
I didn't get off.
..I was dancing with this beautiful young thing all night. We get to talking, start making my play..and then I hear.."ERIK, NOW!" and see two of my boys running outside.
There was some sort of fight. Not real sure what happened, but, I did take a swing at a cop--not knowing it was a cop. Got arrested for public intox.
Fu.ck them.
I didn't get off.
Bad beat forum.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 12:09 PM)
Bad beat forum.
Are you at work?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 10:06 AM)
Are you at work?
Of course.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 12:41 PM)
Of course.
Gross.
QUOTE (mk @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 11:06 AM)
Gross.
But I'm leaving early to watch the Final Four...
which means I'll be back to work on Sunday.
I may as well jump on this bandwagon i guess...
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 11:13 AM)
which means I'll be back to work on Sunday.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nothing exciting.
I was released with 2 hours.
190 dollar fine.
I knew the cop I took a swing at. He was cool about it. But, he was training a new cop, so he couldn't very well let that go.
I was released with 2 hours.
190 dollar fine.
I knew the cop I took a swing at. He was cool about it. But, he was training a new cop, so he couldn't very well let that go.
QUOTE (76clubs @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 12:20 PM)
I may as well jump on this bandwagon i guess...
Bad attitude.
Erik- Sorry your night didn't go well. Mine was pretty weak too. I went drinking with a couple friends (one guy, one girl) and the girl was a real party pooper the whole time. She's normally a blast to hang out with, but I think she had a fight with the boyfriend. Anyway, I only got mildly drunk and was home by midnight. Bah.
I just got back from a poker session. I won $500. It was a decent night. I would have been up another $800 if not for a bad beat that I won't get into. Also, I made my first royal frush tonight. Hooray for me. It got paid too.
Anyway, I'm off to Sunnyvale tomorrow for my job orientation on Monday. I'll be back later in the week. Hopefully it won't suck that bad.
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Saturday, April 1st, 2006, 3:13 PM)
But I'm leaving early to watch the Final Four...
which means I'll be back to work on Sunday.
which means I'll be back to work on Sunday.
Can it really be called leaving early if you are there on a Saturday?
Was out at a bar, playing some pool and drinking. We lost to two asian girls three times in a row. My buddy got laid. You do the math.
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