lvpro
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:45 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:45 PM)

That's my GF in a nutshell. She's much smarter than I am, has a better job, is hot but not to the point where she's primping every 10 seconds, and puts up with my_shit. What more could you possibly want?
Sounds like a winner.
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:40 PM)

This brings up a question of mine. Exactly how much will you put up with just cause a girl is hot? I mean, I like eye candy as well as the next girl but I can't imagine hanging out for more than a week with someone I didn't actually like no matter how hot they were.
For me, not very long. Hotness can only get you so far with me, I'm pretty picky. For me to date a girl for an extended period, she has to be smart, funny, and fairly independent. And hot, you know, cause I'm freakin sexy.
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:41 PM)

Im going back to the bar. Everyone have a good weekend.
you're an animal
Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:45 PM)

That's my GF in a nutshell. She's much smarter than I am, has a better job, is hot but not to the point where she's primping every 10 seconds, and puts up with my_shit. What more could you possibly want?
I hate you.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:47 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:46 PM)

I hate you.
:pat on the head face:
The "puts up with my_shit" part is the really important one, we get along so well it's frightening. We've been dating for over a year and still haven't had so much as a serious argument, let alone an actual fight.
Randy Reed
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:48 PM
Ok I have a naked /embarassing/bathroom story
A few years ago I was at my girlfriends house, we had gone hiking for the day and decided to shower before going out for the evening. After undressing and getting the water temp correct I get in the shower only to look at the largest fu cking spider i've ever seen in my life. It was black, the size of my hand, had fangs, stared me directly in the eyes and flipped me off !
I went flying out of the tub, slipped on the bathroom floor, crashed through the door and rolled out into the hallway buck naked. Of course, mom, dad, sister, girlfriend, neighbor, other neighbor were all in the living room looking at me with the most confusing look ever :blushface:
All's I could say was "spider"
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:49 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:46 PM)

For me, not very long. Hotness can only get you so far with me, I'm pretty picky. For me to date a girl for an extended period, she has to be smart, funny, and fairly independent. And hot, you know, cause I'm freakin sexy.
you're an animal
The missing piece of the puzzle.
The second part was quoted for truth.
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:48 PM)

Ok I have a naked /embarassing/bathroom story
A few years ago I was at my girlfriends house, we had gone hiking for the day and decided to shower before going out for the evening. After undressing and getting the water temp correct I get in the shower only to look at the largest ****ing spider i've ever seen in my life. It was the size of my hand, had fangs, stared me directly in the eyes and flipped me off
I went flying out of the tub, slipped on the bathroom floor, crashed through the door and rolled out into the hallway buck naked. Of course, mom, dad, sister, girlfriend, neighbor, other neighbor were all in the living room looking at me with the most confusing look ever
All's I could say was "spider"The last sentence had me rolling. Great visual.
Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:50 PM
Quick question for you all. (Please ignore the cockiness; it is fairly intentional) My IQ is really high, and I have met maybe 2 girls in my entire life who are either on the same level as me or smarter than me, and obviously they are too smart to put up with all of my shitting. How the hell can I find a girl who thinks on the same level as me but puts up with all of my shitting?
Maybe if I was as smart as I think I am, I wouldn't have this problem.
Also, maybe I shouldn't talk about this when I have a sort-of girlfriend.
leftygolfer
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:51 PM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:48 PM)

Ok I have a naked /embarassing/bathroom story
A few years ago I was at my girlfriends house, we had gone hiking for the day and decided to shower before going out for the evening. After undressing and getting the water temp correct I get in the shower only to look at the largest ****ing spider i've ever seen in my life. It was the size of my hand, had fangs, stared me directly in the eyes and flipped me off :eekface:
I went flying out of the tub, slipped on the bathroom floor, crashed through the door and rolled out into the hallway buck naked. Of course, mom, dad, sister, girlfriend, neighbor, other neighbor were all in the living room looking at me with the most confusing look ever :blushface:
All's I could say was "F uck"
FYP
Have a good weekend all
eidt: effin Turd...you're faster than diahrea
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:55 PM
QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:51 PM)

FYP
Have a good weekend all
eidt: effin Turd...you're faster than diahrea
Now
that was funny.
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:50 PM)

Quick question for you all. (Please ignore the cockiness; it is fairly intentional) My IQ is really high, and I have met maybe 2 girls in my entire life who are either on the same level as me or smarter than me, and obviously they are too smart to put up with all of my shitting. How the hell can I find a girl who thinks on the same level as me but puts up with all of my shitting?
Maybe if I was as smart as I think I am, I wouldn't have this problem.
Also, maybe I shouldn't talk about this when I have a sort-of girlfriend.
The real question is why are you so set on finding a girl who is your intellectual equivalent?
DrawingDeadInDM
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:56 PM
Random thought of the day; Dutch's continuing and unabashed references to adolescent girls is bothersome only in that I really worry that he's serious.
That is all.
Ouch-8s
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:56 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:50 PM)

Quick question for you all. (Please ignore the cockiness; it is fairly intentional) My IQ is really high, and I have met maybe 2 girls in my entire life who are either on the same level as me or smarter than me, and obviously they are too smart to put up with all of my shitting. How the hell can I find a girl who thinks on the same level as me but puts up with all of my shitting?
Maybe if I was as smart as I think I am, I wouldn't have this problem.
Also, maybe I shouldn't talk about this when I have a sort-of girlfriend.
/Cockiness mirror positioned/
The trick for me was not to find a brilliant girl, just one who was pretty damn smart and not embarassed to ask me to explain what the hell I was talking about.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:57 PM
www.russianladies.com
You can pick and choose, some of those girls are Russian scientists and they'll do anything for a green card.
In all actuality though, you went to RIT and still work there. How are you not neck-deep in brilliant hotties? I went there for a semester or two and my head was on a swivel from all the gorgeous smart girls there. Like "I can't decide if I want to be a molecular biologist or a fashion model" girls, I'm just serious.
The best way to meet great women is to stop trying. Completely. I never got more play in my entire life than I did during the period when I stopped making an effort and started being the life of the party instead. If you're self-conscious, they know it and don't like it. If you're trying to impress them, they know it and don't like it. If you're trying to be something you're not, they know it and don't like it.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:57 PM
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:56 PM)

Random thought of the day; Dutch's continuing and unabashed references to adolescent girls is bothersome only in that I really worry that he's serious.
That is all.
Quoted for truth. It's pretty creepy.
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:59 PM
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:56 PM)

Random thought of the day; Dutch's continuing and unabashed references to adolescent girls is bothersome only in that I really worry that he's serious.
That is all.
I made a similar comment in that thread.
its a little odd
anybody know his real name so I can watch out for it on the news?
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:57 PM)

If you're self-conscious, they know it and don't like it. If you're trying to impress them, they know it and don't like it. If you're trying to be something you're not, they know it and don't like it.
very true. they're tricky little rascals.
Vatche
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:00 PM
hey guys,
i dont feel like sifting thru all these pages, so i was wondering whta this thread was about...anything paticular like the "f, m, or k" thread or is every1 just shooting the ****.
thx
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:01 PM
QUOTE (Vatche @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:00 PM)

hey guys,
i dont feel like sifting thru all these pages, so i was wondering whta this thread was about...anything paticular like the "f, m, or k" thread or is every1 just shooting the ****.
thx
It's a thread about nothing.
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:01 PM
Its a GOP appreciation thread
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:01 PM
QUOTE (Vatche @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:00 PM)

hey guys,
i dont feel like sifting thru all these pages, so i was wondering whta this thread was about...anything paticular like the "f, m, or k" thread or is every1 just shooting the ****.
thx
The second one, but there's some good_shit in those 90+ pages. Worth a look anyway. Join in, have fun, welcome.
Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:03 PM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:55 PM)

The real question is why are you so set on finding a girl who is your intellectual equivalent?
I have a high need to be around people who keep me thinking. That, combined with the fact that I am incredibly competitive, has lead to problems in the past.
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:56 PM)

/Cockiness mirror positioned/
The trick for me was not to find a brilliant girl, just one who was pretty damn smart and not embarassed to ask me to explain what the hell I was talking about.
This sounds like the perfect woman. I hate you too.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 3:57 PM)

In all actuality though, you went to RIT and still work there. How are you not neck-deep in brilliant hotties? I went there for a semester or two and my head was on a swivel from all the gorgeous smart girls there. Like "I can't decide if I want to be a molecular biologist or a fashion model" girls, I'm just serious.
The best way to meet great women is to stop trying. Completely. I never got more play in my entire life than I did during the period when I stopped making an effort and started being the life of the party instead. If you're self-conscious, they know it and don't like it. If you're trying to impress them, they know it and don't like it. If you're trying to be something you're not, they know it and don't like it.
I hope you are kidding about the RIT thing. I think there were 3 girls in my major, and a total of 14 in the College I was in.
Vatche
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:03 PM
fastest 3 replies in history.
thx guys.
NortonFan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:03 PM
How does making Sun Tea rate on the gaydar?
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:05 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:03 PM)

I have a high need to be around people who keep me thinking. That, combined with the fact that I am incredibly competitive, has lead to problems in the past.
This sounds like the perfect woman. I hate you too.
I hope you are kidding about the RIT thing. I think there were 3 girls in my major, and a total of 14 in the College I was in.
Nope, not kidding, I went there like 8 years ago (night classes) and they were everywhere. Granted, there were an abnormal amount of exchange students and AV cart guys there too, but still. Go to the school gym sometime, you'll see what I'm all about. Then again, things change, maybe it's not that way anymore.
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:05 PM
ok that was a loooooooooong, boring meeting.
now, let's get me to 1,000 posts.
We can do it if we pull together as a team, people...
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:06 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:05 PM)

ok that was a loooooooooong, boring meeting.
now, let's get me to 1,000 posts.
We can do it if we pull together as a team, people...
You don't really need a team to get 5 more posts in the next hour, do you?
:I'll be your cheap response fodder face:
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:07 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:05 PM)

ok that was a loooooooooong, boring meeting.
now, let's get me to 1,000 posts.
We can do it if we pull together as a team, people...
Drink! Drink! Drin... wait..
I mean
Post! Post! Post!
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:09 PM
Boom! My boss just sent out an email that said we can leave at 4:30 today because we left our target in the dust this month.
:drinking a half hour early face:
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:09 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:07 PM)

Drink! Drink! Drin... wait..
I mean
Post! Post! Post!
He's doing it! He's doing it!!!
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:10 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:06 PM)

You don't really need a team to get 5 more posts in the next hour, do you?
:I'll be your cheap response fodder face:
no I don't need a team, but I'm just a team player at heart, I guess...
So help me out - what should be my first shot tonight?
I'm thinking Jager...
...maybe Tequila?
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:10 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:09 PM)

no I don't need a team, but I'm just a team player at heart, I guess...
So help me out - what should be my first shot tonight?
I'm thinking Jager...
Irish Car Bomb, let your stomach work it's way up to straight Jaeger. You'll thank me.
Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:10 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:05 PM)

Nope, not kidding, I went there like 8 years ago (night classes) and they were everywhere. Granted, there were an abnormal amount of exchange students and AV cart guys there too, but still. Go to the school gym sometime, you'll see what I'm all about. Then again, things change, maybe it's not that way anymore.
I don't know about that bro, I mean, don't forget, you are dealing with someone who swam throughout all of college, and had to lift 3 days per week. Even down in the gym, the ratio was still in the 3:1 or 4:1 range, and it was rare to find a well-adjusted, non freaked out girl, mainly because most of the decently attractive girls typically have a decent sized herd following them around.
Also, I probably ****ed myself when I went through every diver within a year of being on campus. What can I say, I have a thing for divers. :sheepish face:
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:11 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:09 PM)

no I don't need a team, but I'm just a team player at heart, I guess...
So help me out - what should be my first shot tonight?
I'm thinking Jager...
are you mad? I can't remember last sat night from 11:00 till the next morning because of that stuff.
go foooorrrr.... uh
shitting
****it, do Jager
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:13 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:10 PM)

Also, I probably ****ed myself when I went through every diver within a year of being on campus. What can I say, I have a thing for divers. :sheepish face:
Likewise, I have a healthy respect for any woman who can do a handstand and bend herself in half at the waist. Gymnasts obviously qualify.
*Edit* I can see Lolli's playing the catchup game. :waving face:
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:16 PM
****ING!
I thought of a neat game we could play on here when I was driving home yesterday (yeah i'm gay)
It's called... guess what kind of car everybody drives
AJS: Jeep Wrangler
Turd: Honda Accord, circa 1998
Leftygolfer: Toyota Camry
Hobbes: Lexus
thats just a few
wow, I'm bored
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:16 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:10 PM)

Irish Car Bomb, let your stomach work it's way up to straight Jaeger. You'll thank me.
Actually my body thinks Jaeger is water...
...the next person to stop by my desk talking about work stuff will get choked!
Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:17 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:16 PM)

****ING!
I thought of a neat game we could play on here when I was driving home yesterday (yeah i'm gay)
It's called... guess what kind of car everybody drives
AJS: Jeep Wrangler
Turd: Honda Accord, circa 1998
Leftygolfer and Bizzle: Toyota Camry
Hobbes: Lexus
thats just a few
wow, I'm bored
FYP
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:18 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:16 PM)

****ING!
I thought of a neat game we could play on here when I was driving home yesterday (yeah i'm gay)
It's called... guess what kind of car everybody drives
AJS: Jeep Wrangler
Turd: Honda Accord, circa 1998
Leftygolfer: Toyota Camry
Hobbes: Lexus
thats just a few
wow, I'm bored
ShakeZuma: Gremlin
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:19 PM
wait for it...
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:20 PM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:17 PM)

FYP
don't say what you drive yet!
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:18 PM)

ShakeZuma: Gremlin
barhahaha
Timdogg: El Camino
Hobbes
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:21 PM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:35 PM)

around 3:00 right before everybody leaves.
I hate you.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:09 PM)

we can leave at 4:30 today
You too.
Piss, women, SBTB.
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:21 PM
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:21 PM
Pretty ****ing close Shake. I hate my car, but it's all I can afford right now.
I'll try.
Shake: Toyota Tundra
Bizzle: Some kind of pussy_hybrid.
Lolli: Dodge Caravan
Timdog: Dodge Ram
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:22 PM
Turd - Toyota Celica
Hobbes - BMW M3
Shake - Ford F-150
Renee - Toyota Matrix
Habs - Some kind of Saturn
Bizzle - Chevy Cavalier
Royal - Acura RSX
TimDog - Ford Mustang
Lolli - Dodge Caravan (Soccermommobile)
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:22 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:21 PM)

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeeeeesssss
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:23 PM
ok, how do I change my title?
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:23 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:21 PM)

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's about ****ing time you made it.
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:18 PM)

ok, caught up. What with all the :decriptive faces:..something wrong with the smilies or are you guys just rebels?
I started a revolution.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:23 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:18 PM)

ok, caught up. What with all the :decriptive faces:..something wrong with the smilies or are you guys just rebels?
Both, smilies are communist and we're too cool for our own (or anyone else's) good. We're anti-sticky for the same reasons.
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:23 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:23 PM)

ok, how do I change my title?
hahahahahahahaha
my controls
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:24 PM
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 4:23 PM)

ok, how do I change my title?
Gov made custom titles a 2000 post privelege last weekend, didn't you hear?
Timdog1010
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:24 PM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:22 PM)

Turd - Toyota Celica
Hobbes - BMW M3
Shake - Ford F-150
Renee - Toyota Matrix
Habs - Some kind of Saturn
Bizzle - Chevy Cavalier
Royal - Acura RSX
TimDog - Ford Mustang
Lolli - Dodge Caravan (Soccermommobile)
No, but I'll take one. Beats Dodge Ram, anyway...
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:25 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:23 PM)

hey gimme some credit I'm a cooler mom than that!!
Ah. GMC Yukon.
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please
click here.