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Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:16 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:13 PM) *
Ahh....gotcha. Actually, the main reason we broke up was because she decided it was ok to spend a weekend out of town in a hotel room. With her ex-husband.

Yeah, I hate it when my girlfriend does that, but she has to play poker somewhere. I just always wonder why they don't take any chips.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:17 AM
English only at the table, please.
Ouch-8s
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:18 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:17 AM) *
English only at the table, please.


tete carre

hehe, haven't heard that one in a while.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:19 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:17 PM) *
English only at the table, please.


My point...
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:19 AM
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:13 AM) *
What's going on here?


I basically called Ajs a ****ering in french. And ouch is talking about nose amputation.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:19 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:18 PM) *
Sorry to intrude but...

I don't care if you leave the seat up, but c'mon guys at least wipe the rim when your done! Or throw a cheerio in and work on your aim!!


Not intruding in the least, welcome aboard.
Ouch-8s
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:20 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:18 AM) *
Sorry to intrude but...

I don't care if you leave the seat up, but c'mon guys at least wipe the rim when your done! Or throw a cheerio in and work on your aim!!


But when I leave a box of cheerios next to the throne I get shiteding on for eating in the bathroom...
Trustno1
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:20 AM
This happened to me just last night. Woke up with a stiffy about 2am and had to piss sreally bad. Couldnt wait for limpage hence I had to sit down to pee.

Carry on
Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:20 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:19 PM) *
I basically called Ajs a ****ering in french. And ouch is talking about nose amputation.

Why aren't you your own country yet?
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:20 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:18 AM) *
Sorry to intrude but...

I don't care if you leave the seat up, but c'mon guys at least wipe the rim when your done! Or throw a cheerio in and work on your aim!!


No need for apologies. You're welcome here anytime. Except for Renae, this thread is a sausage fest.

I almost always wipe the rim if I splashed. I have excellent aim though. sometimes I play connect the dots with the wallpaper.
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:20 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:18 AM) *
at least wipe the rim when your done!


I only wipe my rim if i'm planning on getting a rim-job.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:21 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:19 PM) *
I basically called Ajs a ****ering in french. And ouch is talking about nose amputation.


And I told Habs he should stick to English, or at least pick on people who have no idea what he's saying.

Or at least I think I did, it's been awhile with the French.

QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:20 PM) *
But when I leave a box of cheerios next to the throne I get shiteding on for eating in the bathroom...


This made me laugh, NH
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:21 AM
QUOTE (Trustno1 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:20 AM) *
This happened to me just last night. Woke up with a stiffy about 2am and had to piss sreally bad. Couldnt wait for limpage hence I had to sit down to pee.

Carry on


BAHAHAHAHA! I have a friend that does this a lot. We all make fun of him. It's a pretty gay thing to do.
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:24 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:20 AM) *
Why aren't you your own country yet?


Meh, I couldnt care less about the separation of quebec. And I don't think it's ever gonna happen. At least I hope it doesn't.
Trustno1
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:24 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:21 PM) *
BAHAHAHAHA! I have a friend that does this a lot. We all make fun of him. It's a pretty gay thing to do.



Either sit or clean the bathroom walls ,floor, magazines, cat etc.. in the morning.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:25 AM
QUOTE (Trustno1 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:24 AM) *
Either sit or clean the bathroom walls ,floor, magazines, cat etc.. in the morning.


You can't force it down?
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:26 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:25 AM) *
You can't force it down?


I swear there's a million replies to this.
kers2
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:26 AM
QUOTE (Trustno1 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:24 PM) *
Either sit or clean the bathroom walls ,floor, magazines, cat etc.. in the morning.


Dude just lean back and let it go. ****ing the bathroom. We shall call this "the fountain of you"
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:27 AM
I just do the boner waist bend, never fails. Unless you're still drunk and lose your balance, that is.
Trustno1
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:28 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:25 PM) *
You can't force it down?


Ouch! And the curve is hard to aim with.

Beer, Boobs, Sports
NortonFan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:28 AM
****, I'm bored as hell so I'm going to jump rope. I'll see how many I can do before I catch my foot or something.... someone just shoot me...
Hobbes
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:29 AM
I'm off to a free lunch. If you need something else to discuss, how about passionate latin women?

Bizzle
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:29 AM
QUOTE (NortonFan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:28 PM) *
****, I'm bored as hell so I'm going to jump rope. I'll see how many I can do before I catch my foot or something.... someone just shoot me...

You're dead to me.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:30 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:29 PM) *
LOL..my husband rests his head on the wall behind the tank..he's becaome very skilled at it.


Been there, done that. You'll fit in nicely around here, welcome to the thread.
NortonFan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:31 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:29 AM) *
You're dead to me.


If I had a quarter....
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:32 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:30 AM) *
Been there, done that. You'll fit in nicely around here, welcome to the thread.


Whoa two girls in the thread at the same time.

I think it's only fair they make out a bit.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:36 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:32 AM) *
Thanks for the welcome. I have nothing better to do than talk about pee hard ons!


I like her. She should do well here.

Are you posting from work?
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:36 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:32 PM) *
Thanks for the welcome. I have nothing better to do than talk about pee hard ons!

this may be the best thing I've seen written. Ever.
tyfgine
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:38 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:25 AM) *
You can't force it down?



I gave up on catching up on the last 10 pages so i'm just gunna jump directly into this conversations.

This happend to me last night, i woke wasted at like 3:15 and had pee, but i couldnt go due cause i had a boner. while i stood there waiting for it to go away, the booze caught up with me and the room started spinning. then i puked a combo of Pacifico and Bean and Cheese Burrito for a few minutes, and passed out by the toilet. I woke up about an hour later, sans boner, took a piss and went back to sleep.

problem solved.
renaedawn
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:40 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:01 PM) *
Looking for a topic renea? I'll help. Here's one: Why, exactly, do women on tv get so pissed when men leave the toilet seat up? I've never known a woman in real life to complain about this, and I don't even understand why it is upsetting in the first place. Is it really that hard to put it back down?

Why is it that the breast is so much more attractive when the nipple is erect? There is such a huge difference for me. Is it in my mind or what?


Point #1: I do not know. Other than in the middle of the night, it really doesn't bother me to put the seat back down. I do hate falling in in the middle of the night though because I expected the seat to be down and it was up. I kinda do see where that's my own fault for expecting it to be down though.

Point #2: My own theory but I think it's part of that ingrained instinct to mate. An aroused woman is more susceptible to letting you throw it in her and all that jazz.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:42 AM
QUOTE (tyfgine @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:38 AM) *
I gave up on catching up on the last 10 pages so i'm just gunna jump directly into this conversations.

This happend to me last night, i woke wasted at like 3:15 and had pee, but i couldnt go due cause i had a boner. while i stood there waiting for it to go away, the booze caught up with me and the room started spinning. then i puked a combo of Pacifico and Bean and Cheese Burrito for a few minutes, and passed out by the toilet. I woke up about an hour later, sans boner, took a piss and went back to sleep.

problem solved.

Great story, Hansel.

QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:38 AM) *
You could say that. I'm a stay-at-home mom.

I'm a big fan of the stay-at-home mom. Welcome. How many kids do you have?


QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:40 AM) *
Point #1: I do not know. Other than in the middle of the night, it really doesn't bother me to put the seat back down. I do hate falling in in the middle of the night though because I expected the seat to be down and it was up. I kinda do see where that's my own fault for expecting it to be down though.

Point #2: My own theory but I think it's part of that ingrained instinct to mate. An aroused woman is more susceptible to letting you throw it in her and all that jazz.


Have you ever really fallen in? That's pretty funny stuff.

That might be it. I think the shape is a little better when the nip is hard too.
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:42 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:40 AM) *
Great story, Hansel.
I'm a big fan of ANYTHING THAT MOVES, and a stay-at-home mom will do just fine. Welcome. How many kids do you have?
tyfgine
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:45 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:42 AM) *
Great story, Hansel.



wow, I just reread my story and there are some seriously incomprehensible portions to it. meh, I think I'm still drunk, if only I had kept that burrito down.
kers2
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:46 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:45 PM) *
2 kids..my son will be six in two weeks and my daughter just turned four.
I don't meet many fans of a stay at home mom. Most people turn up there nose when I tell them. I left a great career to stay home with no regrets.


You are doing your best to support your children and help them. Nothing more upstanding than that.
leftygolfer
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:47 AM
10,000 views...when does this thread qualify for "pinned" status?

I will pass on the gaytard boner talk.

I like LSU this weekend.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:48 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:45 PM) *
2 kids..my son will be six in two weeks and my daughter just turned four.
I don't meet many fans of a stay at home mom. Most people turn up there nose when I tell them. I left a great career to stay home with no regrets.


The children of stay at home Mom's will always applaud those who make that choice. Speaking as one of those kids.

QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:47 PM) *
10,000 views...when does this thread qualify for "pinned" status?

Shhhh!!!
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:48 AM
QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:47 PM) *
10,000 views...when does this thread qualify for "pinned" status?

we're anti-pinning. we're too cool to be pinned down.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:48 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:45 AM) *
2 kids..my son will be six in two weeks and my daughter just turned four.
I don't meet many fans of a stay at home mom. Most people turn up there nose when I tell them. I left a great career to stay home with no regrets.


[rant]****_that. I think it's a noble cause. Seriously, women's right's activists need to get off their high horses, and stop acting like raising children is beneath them now because they're liberated women. It takes a strong woman to stay at home and deal with two crazy_ass kids all day. They'll be better for it, and hopefully thank you when they're old enough to realize what you did.[/rant]

Oh man, I'm going to get made fun of for this post.
renaedawn
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:49 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:42 PM) *
Great story, Hansel.
I'm a big fan of the stay-at-home mom. Welcome. How many kids do you have?
Have you ever really fallen in? That's pretty funny stuff.

That might be it. I think the shape is a little better when the nip is hard too.


I have really fallen in. My *** touched water and everything.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:50 AM
QUOTE (tyfgine @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:45 AM) *
wow, I just reread my story and there are some seriously incomprehensible portions to it. meh, I think I'm still drunk, if only I had kept that burrito down.


I was just messing with you. I laughed at your story. That's good times.

P.S. Where the ****ing is Mitch? I haven't heard from him since he thought I was ignoring him.
Trustno1
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:51 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:49 PM) *
Thanks. Now back to the topic at hand.
Do you guys really use the little flap on the front of you underwear? Wouldn't it just be easier to pull the wasteband down than to thread it through??



Depends on if you have a belt, zip fly, wearing shorts, boxers, tightwhiteys, etc.. It's very complicated
ShakeZuma
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:52 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:49 PM) *
Thanks. Now back to the topic at hand.
Do you guys really use the little flap on the front of you underwear? Wouldn't it just be easier to pull the wasteband down than to thread it through??

I use it. It comes in handy when you have your shirt tucked in because it doesn't mess up the integrity of the tuck.

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:50 PM) *
P.S. Where the ****ing is Mitch? I haven't heard from him since he thought I was ignoring him.

is that his name? Oh Royal, I never knew thee.
kers2
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:52 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:48 PM) *
[rant]****_that. I think it's a noble cause. Seriously, women's right's activists need to get off their high horses, and stop acting like raising children is beneath them now because they're liberated women. It takes a strong woman to stay at home and deal with two crazy_ass kids all day. They'll be better for it, and hopefully thank you when they're old enough to realize what you did.[/rant]


Quoted for truth

And yes I am a byproduct of a stay at home mom, but I dont feel like that is the only reason I support it. If monetarily possible, I'd rather have someone at home taking care of the kids than letting them run the streets or getting into trouble.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:53 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:49 AM) *
Thanks. Now back to the topic at hand.
Do you guys really use the little flap on the front of you underwear? Wouldn't it just be easier to pull the wasteband down than to thread it through??

I wear boxers for the most part, and it's 50/50 for me. Sometimes I use the flap and sometimes I pull it down. Sometimes, when I'm in a public restroom, and I want to freak some people out I drop my pants to my ankles while peeing in a urinal.

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:49 AM) *
I have really fallen in. My *** touched water and everything.

Nice. I didn't know that actually happens to people. I got a good laugh thinking about you stuck in a toilet.
ajs510
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:53 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:49 PM) *
Thanks. Now back to the topic at hand.
Do you guys really use the little flap on the front of you underwear? Wouldn't it just be easier to pull the waistband down than to thread it through??


I'm a boxers guy, so yes, the opening gets used. When I wore briefs (and we're talking like 12 years ago) they got pulled down.
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:54 AM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:49 AM) *
I have really fallen in. My *** touched water and everything.


Shitting, I've even fallen in when going for a shitting.
NortonFan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:55 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:53 AM) *
I wear boxers for the most part, and it's 50/50 for me. Sometimes I use the flap and sometimes I pull it down. Sometimes, when I'm in a public restroom, and I want to freak some people out I drop my pants to my ankles while peeing in a urinal. Nice. I didn't know that actually happens to people. I got a good laugh thinking about you stuck in a toilet.


Lmfao.... I would die if someone did that while I was there. Hilarious...

I only use the flap when I am wearing a belt and I'm just to lazy to undo the belt to pull the waistband down.
kers2
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:56 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 2:56 PM) *
Am I the only retard who keeps refreshing the page only to find out we've moved on another page??


lol you've gotta have the vision

You'll get used to it
Habs Fan
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:57 AM
QUOTE (NortonFan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:55 AM) *
Lmfao.... I would die if someone did that while I was there. Hilarious...

I only use the flap when I am wearing a belt and I'm just to lazy to undo the belt to pull the waistband down.


I never use the flap. I've got a bit of a leaky faucet at times so I gotta shake the shitting out of it to make sure those last few drops are out.
turd ferguson
Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:58 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:57 AM) *
I never use the flap. I've got a bit of a leaky faucet at times so I gotta shake the shitting out of it to make sure those last few drops are out.


Same here. I ****ing hate it. I always end up with the last few drops in my underwear.
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