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Hobbes

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:16 AM

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:14 AM)

I assume the wife didn't try to pull the same trick again last night? I'm slightly surprised she didn't "accidentally" delete the Tivo.

Fortunately she loves American Idol and also likes Shakira, so she wanted to watch it too. But she's only sometimes bad about that kind of stuff.

Bizzle

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:18 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:16 AM)

Fortunately she loves American Idol and also likes Shakira

Marry her immediately!

Oh wait....

ShakeZuma

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:19 AM

QUOTE (....Ian.... @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:15 AM)

watched amer idol for the 1st time this year. its only good for 2 things.

1. Kellie Pickler
2. Kellie Pickler

FYP, you knew it was coming

also, last night I watched that movie Elephant for the second time.

Anybody else seen this? I think its very good but not just a little bit disturbing. Thoughts?

leftygolfer

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:19 AM

Here's my graphic designers idea...don't shoot the messenger

I can get these done for $10

Comments or were we just farting at the mouth yesterday?

RhinestoneCowboy

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:20 AM

I would never wear the brocolli shirt, but the "i am pretty popular on the internet" one is money.

ShakeZuma

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:23 AM

as far as shirts like this go, I'm of the opinion that less is more. I like just plain text (ie Times or Courier) and no pictures on plain and bland colors. I guess thats the little bit of hipster that I have in me coming out.

....Ian....

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:23 AM

ok, whats the deal w/ broccoli?
eh?

Hobbes

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:28 AM

QUOTE (....Ian.... @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:23 AM)

ok, whats the deal w/ broccoli?
eh?

QUOTE (mk @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:00 AM)

i'd probably feel like a huge dork explaining it.

[Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means]
[mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??

ajs510

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:30 AM

QUOTE (....Ian.... @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:23 AM)

ok, whats the deal w/ broccoli?
eh?

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...topic=54916&hl=

....Ian....

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:31 AM

ahhhhhhhh thanks

mwahahhahaha...that brocolli shirt seems much funnier now

ShakeZuma

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:31 AM

thats definately the example we should use from now on, Hobbes.

alright, I'm off to my big lunch, you dirty pirate hookers.

Hobbes

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:34 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:31 AM)

thats definately the example we should use from now on, Hobbes.

"How hilarious is that?" Gold.

Bizzle

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:48 AM

Damn, Caleb must still be passed out.

leftygolfer

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:52 AM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:31 AM)

thats definately the example we should use from now on, Hobbes.
alright, I'm off to my big lunch, you dirty pirate hookers.

Come back drunk

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:57 AM

i'm going out to lunch as well, and there's a good chance i'll come back drunk.

kers2

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:00 AM

Como esta bitches!

I just got here but I guess I should go to lunch now? It's 75 degrees outside in Syracuse I want to go golfing or play basketball... hopefully some of my lazy friends will oblige.

RhinestoneCowboy

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:00 AM

QUOTE (mk @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:57 AM)

i'm going out to lunch as well, and there's a good chance i'll come back drunk.

Someone's last day....so I may partake in a beverage or 2

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:06 AM

QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:00 AM)

Someone's last day....so I may partake in a beverage or 2

Your last day? Wha?

RhinestoneCowboy

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:08 AM

QUOTE (mk @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:06 AM)

Your last day? Wha?

LOL...Someone else's, I'm just along for the ride on the drink train. Have to pay my own way though.

Timdog1010

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:08 AM

I'll be doing birthday shots in 4 hours!

I'm turning 31.

The goal is 31 shots in a night.

Thoughts?

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:10 AM

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:08 AM)

I'll be doing birthday shots in 4 hours!

I'm turning 31.

The goal is 31 shots in a night.

Thoughts?

please don't die.

....Ian....

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:11 AM

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:08 AM)

Thoughts?

drive...fast! and have a stomach pump handy

RhinestoneCowboy

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:11 AM

QUOTE (mk @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:10 AM)

please don't die.

2nd.

What ever happened to your chicago trip?

kers2

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:12 AM

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:08 PM)

I'll be doing birthday shots in 4 hours!

I'm turning 31.

The goal is 31 shots in a night.

Thoughts?

In college, a friend of mine took 31 shots of Georgi vodka, 2 shots of Montezuma tequila, and 1 shot of water during the Rams/Pats Super Bowl... and he was the only one of us to go to all his classes the next day.

True story

leftygolfer

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:15 AM

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:08 AM)

I'll be doing birthday shots in 4 hours!

I'm turning 31.

The goal is 31 shots in a night.

Thoughts?

I usually just puke in the tub...easier to clean than the toliet

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:15 AM

QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 11:15 AM)

I usually just puke in the tub...easier to clean than the toliet

Uh, sink? Obv.

ajs510

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:20 AM

I try to puke outside whenever possible. By morning the birds and animals have usually polished off any evidence.

kers2

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:23 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:20 PM)

I try to puke outside whenever possible. By morning the birds and animals have usually polished off any evidence.

Much better than feeding them bread. There are some birds who are on the Atkins diet you know

Timdog1010

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:26 AM

QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:11 AM)

2nd.

What ever happened to your chicago trip?

I was kidding. My friends think they're making me do 31 shots, but they're mistaken...

Although I will get sloppy, don't get me wrong...

My Chicago trip is 99.9% happening. Right now the plan is to arrive 4/23 and leave 4/27. The only hitch is that I was hoping to fatten up the online bankroll a little and then cash out a good chunk to spend at the casino. And ever since I hatched this brilliant scheme I've been on a downswing. So let's hope I can get my head out of my *** and make some money in the next few weeks.

You still up for a beer?

turd ferguson

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:38 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 7:21 PM)

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p?showuser=7818
Haha, nice avatar.

I will kill him nine times. Luckily for him he doesn't post much.

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 5:14 AM)

I love this thread.

But I can't seem to post because I can't keep up with it. I think there's 12 new pages since I checked it last.

But I'm posting now because tomorrow's my birthday and we're going out tonight to destroy ourselves...

31 years old!

It's a celebration bitches!

You don't have to read the whole thread if you don't want to. Read what you want. Post whenever you feel like it. I'm not going to lie. I miss your musk.

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 6:43 AM)

Unfortunately I'm in "I have to do the work I've been avoiding all week" mode right now. I'll be around later

:corporate_whore face:

What are you, gay?

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 6:43 AM)

****ing I hate work.
by the way, I think I've decided to bite the bullet and get the deluxe package for my poker room with the nice table and paulson chips. totaling about $1300. ugh.

and its friday, whores, look alive!

Nice. Congratulations. I might just do the same thing. The Paulson chips with the table I showed you.

QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:20 AM)

I would never wear the brocolli shirt, but the "i am pretty popular on the internet" one is money.

Quoted for truth.

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:48 AM)

Damn, Caleb must still be passed out.

I was a half hour late for work again today. I didn't even go out last night, but I'm having a tough time sleeping lately. I watched tv until 2:30 last night.

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:08 AM)

I'll be doing birthday shots in 4 hours!

I'm turning 31.

The goal is 31 shots in a night.

Thoughts?

An admirable goal, to be sure. I'll put even money on you not getting past ten you big vagina.

Ok. There it is. I'm all caught up.

Edit: God damn this new forum and its quote per post restricitons.

Hobbes

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:41 AM

Haha, YSAQ. If you weren't so lazy you could quick edit it by putting in one quote at a time. That works...

turd ferguson

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:43 AM

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:41 AM)

Haha, YSAQ. If you weren't so lazy you could quick edit it by putting in one quote at a time. That works...

****ing that.

P.S. Keith Crime is now one of my least favorite posters. He's so ****ing annoying.

Timdog1010

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:44 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:38 AM)

An admirable goal, to be sure. I'll put even money on you not getting past ten you big vagina.

Oh yeah?

Well...

ok. I won't. I am a big vagina.

But I'm setting the over/under on 'number of times I slap an *** or ask a chick to lift up her shirt then use the I'm drunk and it's my birthday excuse' at 15...

ajs510

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:44 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:43 PM)

****ing that.

P.S. Keith Crime is now one of my least favorite posters. He's so ****ing annoying.

Seconded, I used to think he was pretty cool, but he seems completely obsessed with getting people fired up. I hate that in a poster. He's about 2 new threads away from being ignored.

turd ferguson

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:51 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:44 AM)

Seconded, I used to think he was pretty cool, but he seems completely obsessed with getting people fired up. I hate that in a poster. He's about 2 new threads away from being ignored.

I don't think it's so much that he's trying to get people fired up. I think it's just that he's insanely self-righteous, and for some strange reason he thinks we all care about what he has to say. He starts like two to three threads per day, and they're all about hating conservatives. Nobody gives a shitting. I'm debating about putting him on the ignore list as well. I ****ing hate pious people.

ajs510

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:54 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:51 PM)

Yeah, you could be right. And it's thankfully down to 2 or 3 threads per day, used to be like 7 per day. I've tried to steer him to a forum where people actually care about having political debates, but he's just not getting it. Just friggin annoying. He seems like a good guy, but for some reason totally oblivious to the fact that he's irritating as_**** whenever he starts on his Bush/War rants.

turd ferguson

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:55 AM

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:54 AM)

I don't know what his deal is. I used to like him. I don't even know why he posts on this particular forum. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to play poker.

Timdog1010

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:00 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:55 AM)

I don't know what his deal is. I used to like him. I don't even know why he posts on this particular forum. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to play poker.

Heh.

I like your post in the Sam Jackson thread.

NH.

Habs Fan

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:03 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:55 AM)

I don't know what his deal is. I used to like him. I don't even know why he posts on this particular forum. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how to play poker.

He can't even spell poker.

Aw shitting this work is killing me. I just miss you guys too much

:~~homoerotic~~ manly buddy face:

Oh well, at least i've a link directly to the thread in my favorites so that I can sneak in quickly.

turd ferguson

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:03 AM

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:00 AM)

Heh.

I like your post in the Sam Jackson thread.

NH.

I laughed while I was writing it. Then I saw his response, and I almost felt bad.

Timdog1010

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:06 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:03 AM)

I laughed while I was writing it. Then I saw his response, and I almost felt bad.

Eh, everyone needs a wake-up call once in a while.

Maybe this will be for the best...

Habs Fan

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:06 AM

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:03 AM)

I laughed while I was writing it. Then I saw his response, and I almost felt bad.

You're such a bully turd. You've ruined his life.

His self-esteem now shattered, he will inevitably be forced into the midget porn industry, wallowing in despair and self-doubt forever.

keith crime

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:10 AM

i prefer to **** my midgets off camera thank you and i can spell pker if you spot me the poke

Habs Fan

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:12 AM

QUOTE

I'm not really that self righteous

most of the stuff I post was originally meant to be funny

although i didn't type in anything i didn't mean

i'm not really all that political i guess i probably just hit some sore spots in people where we disagreed and I didn't back off

and i do know how to play poker (that doesn't mean well)

I will say if you look back that I never got insulting which other people did
not sure why we can't have civil political debates here too

but really i'm not close minded and i apologize if i upset anyone

You see?

I'm telling you he's a few feet away from midget porn.

Ouch-8s

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:12 AM

Ok, three and a half days of no work trying to get/stay caught up on this ****inging thread and I've finally made it. Of course by the time I'm done posting this there will be another half page to read... If this keeps up I'm not going to have to call in sick...

Happy Birthday, nice poker room(s), Go Habs Go, 31 shots is no longer doable, the JWeb jokes never get old, collarbones can be sexy (but not on Lindsay Lohan), boobs, hookers, blow, poker, I'd like the 'popular on the internet' shirt, AND I'M DONE

turd ferguson

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:13 AM

QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:12 AM)

Wow. Very well done. :applauding face:

kers2

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:16 AM

QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 1:12 PM)

Rack him!

keith crime

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:22 AM

QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:12 AM)

You see?

I'm telling you he's a few feet away from midget porn.

Please my life is pathetic at times but not nearly that pathetic that my self esteem is built up on what people think of me

it's not like ron mexico flamed me or anything

but i like this place - i thought i was having a mannered debate on things maybe i wasn't

there's nothing wrong with telling me i was coming off bad
there's no shame in apologizing

as for midget porn

doug stanhope

we've got angry midgets

That's what our generation has to show for itself no great depressions no cold wars no Vietnams - we got angry midgets to contend with that's how bad it is for us. Everybody's angry they’ve got nothing angry to be at so they're angry about nothing

I saw a bumper sticker it said stupid people shouldn't breed. Is that the solution? Yeah clap it up girly. Cause you know why? I'm pretty stupid. And I shouldn't breed? My dad is completely stupid and my mom is half a ****ing idiot and I'm tired of this hate being thrown at my people. You want to get rid of the stupid people? Fine, we won't breed there will be none of us left. All the fast food will be self serve but other that that you'll get by ok. But let me ask you something, Who’s next? Where does it end?

The assholes? They'll come after them next. Yeah now we've got rid of all the stupid people I've noticed that Larry's kind of an *******. They'll get rid of em. I bet you've got a few friends that are assholes. Pretty close to em too - they're gone Then the dickheads. Hey all the heads **** it.

Dickheads shitheads ****heads put em all on a bus and send em back to ****head ville - then are you going to be happy is it going to be utopia now? But I don't really agree with what they did to the dickheads, but now us sacks of **** can live in peace. Then who the cocksuckers? You want to get rid of the cocksuckers? Then who’s gonna suck all the ****? You think douchebags are gonna do it? NO! You ever get your **** sucked by a douchebag? It’s like a chore to them. Is that the way you want to live? My great great grandmother was a **** in the late 1800s long before it was popular to be a **** just to shop at the mercantile she had to pretend she was just surly. Is that the way you want to live again? I don't think so. I say end the hate!

Timdog1010

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:24 AM

QUOTE (kers2 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:16 AM)

Rack him!

If he had just said "war boobs, war hookers, war poker, war the 'I'm popular on the internet' t-shirt... I am out!"

that would have been epic.

Hobbes

Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:25 AM

QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 10:22 AM)

Boobs?

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