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dms26
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 4:19 PM) *
you should get a complete pardon.


hey, there are at least 3 accounting majors in here :shaking fist face:
Hobbes
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 2:57 PM) *
Yeah, it's Voyeurweb. I don't usually like fake, but those look good even out of the clothes. To me anyway...


They look good to me, but I don't have a problem with fake. She looks just like a girl I dated in high school except for the huge boobs.
renaedawn
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 4:57 PM) *
Yeah, it's Voyeurweb. I don't usually like fake, but those look good even out of the clothes. To me anyway...


Her hipbone is gorgeous. I'd give somebody's right nut to have a stomach that flat.
turd ferguson
You're right. Those are pretty nice, Adam. Obviously fake, but still pretty nice. She has an awesome body as well. I'd definitely let her get a piece of my man bone.
Hobbes
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:02 PM) *
Her hipbone is gorgeous. I'd give somebody's right nut to have a stomach that flat.


If I were to rank women's body parts by what I am most attracted to, hip bone would be somewhere around 37.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:13 PM) *
If I were to rank women's body parts by what I am most attracted to, hip bone would be somewhere around 37.


I don't know. I really enjoy a good pelvic area. The transition from the stomach to the crotch is a very important body part to me.
Hobbes
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:14 PM) *
I don't know. I really enjoy a good pelvic area. The transition from the stomach to the crotch is a very important body part to me.


I guess I'd have to see a bad hipbone to understand it's importance in the stomach-to-crotch transition.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:17 PM) *
I guess I'd have to see a bad hipbone to understand it's importance in the stomach-to-crotch transition.


See: Rosie O'Donnel in a tube top and low rider jeans.
renaedawn
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:17 PM) *
I guess I'd have to see a bad hipbone to understand it's importance in the stomach-to-crotch transition.


Just about any hipbone you can see is a good one. When you can't see them, it's not attractive.

Same thing with collarbones. Collarbones are so sexy.
Hobbes
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:19 PM) *
See: Rosie O'Donnel in a tube top and low rider jeans.


How can you see the hipbone through all the fat?
renaedawn
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:23 PM) *
How can you see the hipbone through all the fat?


Exactly!
Hobbes
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:22 PM) *
Just about any hipbone you can see is a good one. When you can't see them, it's not attractive.

Same thing with collarbones. Collarbones are so sexy.


I understand now; I was confused at what you meant by good hipbone.

:checking collarbone face:

Cool.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:22 PM) *
Just about any hipbone you can see is a good one. When you can't see them, it's not attractive.

Same thing with collarbones. Collarbones are so sexy.


I can't agree with you on the collarbone thing. Really skinny is ugly.
Hobbes
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:25 PM) *
I can't agree with you on the collarbone thing. Really skinny is ugly.


You don't need to be really skinny, just not fat.
renaedawn
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:25 PM) *
I can't agree with you on the collarbone thing. Really skinny is ugly.


Yeah, that's true. I should have been more specific.

A collarbone that you can barely see, where there's just a slight hole at the V where the 2 parts of the collar bone connect at the base of a woman's throat, is really really sexy. I say woman but a man too. Same principle.

Good collarbone:

turd ferguson
Ah. I get it now. Thanks for the visual aid. I'm going to go look at my collar bone in the mirror and get back to you. I hope I'm sexy.
Hobbes
Can I post this without being gay? Can I get a ruling?

dms26
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:41 PM) *
Can I post this without being gay? Can I get a ruling?


my gaydar is beeping pretty loud over here
turd ferguson
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:41 PM) *
Can I post this without being gay? Can I get a ruling?


As a straight man who had sex with a woman last night, I can openly admit that Brad Pitt is a freakin stud.
dms26
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:44 PM) *
As a straight man who had sex with a woman last night, I can openly admit that Brad Pitt is a freakin stud.


I still refuse to judge his collarbone sexyness
renaedawn
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:41 PM) *
Can I post this without being gay? Can I get a ruling?


Totally totally hot.

Even straight men can see that. The only guys who can't admit that Brad Pitt is amazingly hot are the ones who have latent homosexual tendencies that they're trying to deny.

QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:45 PM) *
I still refuse to judge his collarbone sexyness


Why? We all know you're straight. wink.gif
Hobbes
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:45 PM) *
I still refuse to judge his collarbone sexyness


I am not judging the sexiness of his collarbone, just pointing out that you don't have to be super skinny to have a visible collarbone.

Can we get back to talking about boobs?

:typical male face:


QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:46 PM) *
Even straight men can see that. The only guys who can't admit that Brad Pitt is amazingly hot are the ones who have latent homosexual tendencies that they're trying to deny.


If I could have anyone's body, it would probably be his.

Boobs, beer.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:47 PM) *
I am not judging the sexiness of his collarbone, just pointing out that you don't have to be super skinny to have a visible collarbone.

Can we get back to talking about boobs?

:typical male face:


I have a question about my girlfriend. She is forever hating on the women on tv. She's always talking about how slutty they dress, or how stupid they are. If I ever say anything about how they're hot she gets all quiet and moody. Is this just because she's jealous or insecure or are all women like this?
Hobbes
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:49 PM) *
I have a question about my girlfriend. She is forever hating on the women on tv. She's always talking about how slutty they dress, or how stupid they are. If I ever say anything about how they're hot she gets all quiet and moody. Is this just because she's jealous or insecure or are all women like this?


Probably insecure. I'd say a lot of women are like this. My wife gets that way from time to time as you can tell from the Shakira stunt she pulled last night. I guess it depends on her mood...

I've talked to some female friends about it and they all say that it gets better the more comfortable they get in the relationship, but we're married, how much more comfortable can she get?
ajs510
All women are insecure to an extent, and the more beautiful they are, the more insecure they are. It's stupid but it's true. Say nice things about them rather than about the girls on TV and you'll be just fine.

Now memorize the phrase "Yeah, she's ok I guess, but really not my type."

Good to go.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:53 PM) *
Probably insecure. I'd say a lot of women are like this. My wife gets that way from time to time as you can tell from the Shakira stunt she pulled last night. I guess it depends on her mood...

I've talked to some female friends about it and they all say that it gets better the more comfortable they get in the relationship, but we're married, how much more comfortable can she get?


We've been together for about a year or so now, and I don't see any real diference.

QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 3:59 PM) *
All women are insecure to an extent, and the more beautiful they are, the more insecure they are. It's stupid but it's true. Say nice things about them rather than about the girls on TV and you'll be just fine.

Now memorize the phrase "Yeah, she's ok I guess, but really not my type."

Good to go.


That's what I've learned to do, but it just gets annoying to watch tv with her. She constantly bitches about the women on there.
Hobbes
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 4:01 PM) *
We've been together for about a year or so now, and I don't see any real diference.


My wife doesn't talk bad about the women on TV and will comment on how good they look, but she just doesn't want me pointing it out.

5 years and I haven't noticed a difference either. In fact, she used to watch porn with me and now she won't because she doesn't want me checking out all the naked women.
turd ferguson
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 4:06 PM) *
My wife doesn't talk bad about the women on TV and will comment on how good they look, but she just doesn't want me pointing it out.

5 years and I haven't noticed a difference either. In fact, she used to watch porn with me and now she won't because she doesn't want me checking out all the naked women.


I have long since learned not to comment on the hotness of any women around the girlfriend. It just gets old to hear her constantly talk shitting to the tv. She keeps telling me that she wants to watch porn with me, but I know how poorly that would end. She would probably slap me for getting a hard on.
dms26
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:46 PM) *
Why? We all know you're straight. wink.gif


I have no problem admitting he's a good looking guy, but I'd rather judge boobs and_ass
mrdannyg
i don't see why so many guys have a problem with it. personally, i am straight, but i have no problem judging that i am an extremely attractive person.
Hobbes
QUOTE (mrdannyg @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:41 PM) *
i don't see why so many guys have a problem with it. personally, i am straight, but i have no problem judging that i am an extremely attractive person.


That made me laugh.
renaedawn
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:49 PM) *
I have a question about my girlfriend. She is forever hating on the women on tv. She's always talking about how slutty they dress, or how stupid they are. If I ever say anything about how they're hot she gets all quiet and moody. Is this just because she's jealous or insecure or are all women like this?


A lot of women are insecure about how they look. A lot of women also don't realize that you guys really do know the difference between what real women look like and what airbrushed models look like. We tend to think you're shallower than you are and that you actually believe we have to look like (insert your favorite girl here) for you to like us.

It's unfortunate but it's true.

I blame the media and sometimes Canada.
Hobbes
You know your workdays are too long when:

1. You eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the office.
2. The parking garage is empty when you arrive and empty when you leave.
3. It's dark outside driving to and from work.
4. The cleaning crew has to work around you.
5. You see the graveyard shift security guard at the end and beginning of his shifts.
6.

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Bizzle
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:29 PM) *
You know your workdays are too long when:

1. You eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the office.
2. The parking garage is empty when you arrive and empty when you leave.
3. It's dark outside driving to and from work.
4. The cleaning crew has to work around you.
5. You see the graveyard shift security guard at the end and beginning of his shifts.
6. 1 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
1 Members: Hobbes

Poor Hobbes.

It's satellite time.
Don Giovanni
why is this thread so long? whats been going on in here?
Hobbes
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p?showuser=7818


Haha, nice avatar.
kers2
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:21 PM) *


We must kill him


[rant]leftygolfer you are swinging and missing every chance you get. I am an accounting major as well and that gives you no excuse to be so terribly unfunny.[/rant]


Good tournament Adam and Bizzle. I'm gonna have to get out with you guys next trip.

Renae... on women no potruding collarbone is good collarbone imo. Take this example:

Hot


Vomit


Now I still dont understand how you guys just didnt split the boobs category into your favorite fake and favorite "real". That's immediately what I thought of. I guess I'm just better than you.

Boobs "Real" - gotta go with JLH on this one. They are entirely too big for her small little body and she needs to get naked in a skinrag/movie WTQ

Boobs Fake - I'm a stark believer that Jenna Jameson has the greatest fake boobs of all time. They are perfectly big and round and full. Absolutely amazing fit to her body as well. They obviously look big but not "way too big" compared to her body. Props to that doctor. The snatch on the other hand... yea I'm avoiding that

Drink - When it comes to beer I'm a Bud Light guy. Take that however you wish. But I drink Jack and Cokes (rum is dead to me) almost exclusively at the bar. Maybe that's why I've been sloppy drunk and hungover for the past 3 days

Sport - Baseball for playing and watching... but golf is definitely catching up to both. NFL shouldnt count it's like a monopoly on pimpism of sport.
RhinestoneCowboy
QUOTE (Don Giovanni @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:14 PM) *
why is this thread so long? whats been going on in here?


Turd called in sick to work one day... we've been celebrating ever since.....bitches
Timdog1010
I love this thread.

But I can't seem to post because I can't keep up with it. I think there's 12 new pages since I checked it last.

But I'm posting now because tomorrow's my birthday and we're going out tonight to destroy ourselves...

31 years old!

It's a celebration bitches!
mk
Wow, I missed a lot yesterday afternoon. This seems like the most important thing:

Boobs: Um, Charlize Theron's legs? Boobs don't really do it for me.
Beer: I'm on a big hefeweizen kick right now, so Hacker-Schorr.
Sport: Snowboarding is the most fun to do. Baseball is the most fun to watch. World champs, baby!!

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:48 PM) *
If I could have anyone's body, it would probably be his.

Boobs, beer.


Yeah, he has that perfect swimmer's physique. Not bulky, but ripped.

Football, NASCAR, Jessica Simpson, Jack Daniel's.

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:02 PM) *
Her hipbone is gorgeous.


I love your attention to detail. Seriously.

Just for fun:

RhinestoneCowboy
Boobs: JLH back in the IKWYDLS movies...
Beer: Enjoying a couple-Blue moon Drunk-Bud Light, Really Drunk-Bud
Sport: Football to watch, Golf to play, im too out of shape to be competitive in any real sport.
leftygolfer
[quote name='kers2' date='Friday, March 31st, 2006, 12:16 AM' post='951485']
We must kill him
[rant]leftygolfer you are swinging and missing every chance you get. I am an accounting major as well and that gives you no excuse to be so terribly unfunny.[/rant]


message received and understood

:saluteface:


BTW...I am a 12 handicap



MK - I'll take it all with Charlize

Beer - Didn't see any PBR lovers out there. Had many in college when PBR actually brewed it. Someone contract brewery makes it now.

Sports - the 3 majors plus golf...use to be a hockey season ticket holder but doesn't do anything for me now. Probably because the Blackhawks suck so bad and have the cheapest owner in the history of modern sports.


Shake...is Virginia all a gaga about George Mason?
RhinestoneCowboy
I could use some help from anyone with some googlin skillz.

I need to find out how long it takes from the start of an automobile design (any of the big 3) until it hits production. I'm guessing about 3-4 years, but I need to find a source online.. hopefully reputable.

Not like you people want to work anyway...help me do my homework while at work!
Habs Fan
I am ill-equipped.
leftygolfer
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 6:07 AM) *
I could use some help from anyone with some googlin skillz.

I need to find out how long it takes from the start of an automobile design (any of the big 3) until it hits production. I'm guessing about 3-4 years, but I need to find a source online.. hopefully reputable.

Not like you people want to work anyway...help me do my homework while at work!



http://www.conceptcar.co.uk/
ShakeZuma
Damn, I got a lot of catching up to do. Here it goes...

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:16 PM) *
I graduated high school in 1994. ****ing, I'm old...

haha, old bahstad. just kidding, 99 here.

QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:57 PM) *
hey, there are at least 3 accounting majors in here :shaking fist face:

hey, I'm an econ major, which is close. I'm stupid, though, if that helps.

QUOTE (Hobbes @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:41 PM) *
Can I post this without being gay? Can I get a ruling?

Brad Pitt is pretty much the only man that its acceptable for another man to comment on the attractiveness on. I'd definately like to have his body.

and, yeah, I'd do him.

QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:14 AM) *
I love this thread.
But I can't seem to post because I can't keep up with it. I think there's 12 new pages since I checked it last.
But I'm posting now because tomorrow's my birthday and we're going out tonight to destroy ourselves...
31 years old!
It's a celebration bitches!

you don't need to catch up, just say hi you beautiful bastardian



and lefty: you know, not really, which is strange. Of course, I'm in central VA and they're up north, so maybe its different up ther, but it doesn't seem like anybody cares here. Now if it were UVA or Tech, good lord, watch out.
allinbluff35
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:07 AM) *
I could use some help from anyone with some googlin skillz.

I need to find out how long it takes from the start of an automobile design (any of the big 3) until it hits production. I'm guessing about 3-4 years, but I need to find a source online.. hopefully reputable.

Not like you people want to work anyway...help me do my homework while at work!


all i could find, whoever made the page(s) put a decent amount of time into it.
RhinestoneCowboy
QUOTE (allinbluff35 @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 8:19 AM) *
all i could find, whoever made the page(s) put a decent amount of time into it.


3-4 years..that was a good guess. Thanks for the link.
Habs Fan
What a great hockey game last night.

I think i'm still gassed.

I've got some work to do basturdingers.
Bizzle
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Friday, March 31st, 2006, 9:34 AM) *
I've got some work to do basturdingers.
You have work to do like, "Shitting, I am going to get fired if I don't do this work" or "Shitting, I have work to do but I plan on not doing it and just browsing all day."
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