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ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:58 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 12:53 PM) *
I had the 6 inch chicken breast with hot sauce.

Is it weird that I get excited reading that last line?

yes, but you're weird anyways


I got a six inch turkey on wheat with the southwest sauce. and jalepenos.
leftygolfer
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:58 AM
Went out for a change...KFC wrap, cole slaw and medium drink (3/4 lemonade and 1/4 sprite)

Weather is VN, mid 60-'s, got some good stuff heading for you Easterners

Got my bonus check today and tax refund yesterday. :i'mniggahrichface:

Watchout Dreamclown
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:00 AM
yeah its like 70 outside. freakin beautiful.
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:03 AM
QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 12:58 PM) *
Got my bonus check today and tax refund yesterday. :i'mniggahrichface:


Nice, when did you submit your return? I sent mine in last Monday, hoping to get that direct deposit soon.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:15 AM
I got mine monday, submitted about two weeks ago


thats where my poker room is coming from
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:17 AM
Blah. Had actual work for two hours, almost disappointed that I am not two pages behind.

Why don't people understand that when they ask for the most effiecient system, they won't get one that covers every single possibility ever? I have some woman terrorizing me because her last name is 2 characters too long for the system (seriously, do you need all 3 hyphens?) and that the whole DB specs need changing to accomodate stuff. Fine by me...if you want to pony up the resources to do so.

I also had to deal with what might have been the biggest bit of worker incompetence since I've been here.

****ering, I shouldn't be doing work, I should be hearing about Caleb's exploits!
leftygolfer
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:20 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:03 AM) *
Nice, when did you submit your return? I sent mine in last Monday, hoping to get that direct deposit soon.



I think around the 3rd week in Feb...use Turbotax

Going to Vegas 4-9 to play in some events at the Bellagio with mine
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:23 AM
QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:20 PM) *
I think around the 3rd week in Feb...use Turbotax

Going to Vegas 4-9 to play in some events at the Bellagio with mine


Nice, my return is only about $900 and I owe state $400 or so. The rest is pure bankroll though.
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:23 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:23 PM) *
Nice, my return is only about $900 and I owe state $400 or so. The rest is pure bankroll though.

When are you going to hit the DS for the WSOP at TS?
RhinestoneCowboy
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:25 AM
My 900 is going into savings for a Vegas trip in May. I'm getting ****eding up and playing sucker games for 5 days!!

I figured I could light the money on fire, but that would take longer...
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:27 AM
damn, did everyone get 900? thats what I got too.


freeeaaaky
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:29 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:23 PM) *
When are you going to hit the DS for the WSOP at TS?


What is that, $300 buyin for a Double Shootout, 1 seat?

I'd have to think about it, I'm not even sure I really want to play the ME this year. A two week event seems a little out of my range, at least for right now. Dave's playing, his boss is buying him in on a 50/50. I'd like to go for the experience of playing one of the early events, like a 2k or so NLHE, but playing poker for 2 weeks straight holds very little appeal for me. Maybe next year if I can get my bankroll going again.
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:30 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:27 PM) *
damn, did everyone get 900? thats what I got too.
freeeaaaky

I'm disappointed that everyone else has done their returns. Isn't that sort of against the general slackerness of the thread? And aren't I the guy who just worked for 2 hours and had to avoid this thread? And am I asking too many questions?
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:29 PM) *
What is that, $300 buyin for a Double Shootout, 1 seat?

I'd have to think about it, I'm not even sure I really want to play the ME this year. A two week event seems a little out of my range, at least for right now. Dave's playing, his boss is buying him in on a 50/50. I'd like to go for the experience of playing one of the early events, like a 2k or so NLHE, but playing poker for 2 weeks straight holds very little appeal for me. Maybe next year if I can get my bankroll going again.

Buyin is 160 (plus the $5 for dealer tip). One seat.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:32 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:30 PM) *
I'm disappointed that everyone else has done their returns. Isn't that sort of against the general slackerness of the thread? And aren't I the guy who just worked for 2 hours and had to avoid this thread? And am I asking too many questions?

well, my lust for money occasionally overpowers my extreme lazyness.


this was one instance.
Habs Fan
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:32 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:30 AM) *
I'm disappointed that everyone else has done their returns. Isn't that sort of against the general slackerness of the thread? And aren't I the guy who just worked for 2 hours and had to avoid this thread? And am I asking too many questions?


I have not done my returns. And probably won't for another couple of weeks.

That's just how I roll.
RhinestoneCowboy
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:33 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 12:30 PM) *
I'm disappointed that everyone else has done their returns. Isn't that sort of against the general slackerness of the thread? And aren't I the guy who just worked for 2 hours and had to avoid this thread? And am I asking too many questions?


I have a friend who is a financial planner. Hand it off and it does itself!
dms26
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:34 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:27 PM) *
damn, did everyone get 900? thats what I got too.
freeeaaaky


hmmm broccoli?

I'm due around 900 whenever I get around to sending it in.
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:34 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:30 PM) *
I'm disappointed that everyone else has done their returns. Isn't that sort of against the general slackerness of the thread? And aren't I the guy who just worked for 2 hours and had to avoid this thread? And am I asking too many questions?

Buyin is 160 (plus the $5 for dealer tip). One seat.


Oh hell, I'd do that. No point in going together though, if it's just one seat.

Doing your tax return early and not slacking is ok if you plan to use the proceeds for poker.
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:35 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:32 PM) *
well, my lust for money occasionally overpowers my extreme lazyness.
this was one instance.

Good point.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:32 PM) *
I have not done my returns. And probably won't for another couple of weeks.

That's just how I roll.

Do Canadians even have taxes? I would think the government would pay you to live in Canada.
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:33 PM) *
I have a friend who is a financial planner. Hand it off and it does itself!

Best response yet!
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:34 PM) *
Oh hell, I'd do that. No point in going together though, if it's just one seat.

Doing your tax return early and not slacking is ok if you plan to use the proceeds for poker.

I would buy someone out if we got head's up if I knew them.
dms26
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:36 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:29 PM) *
What is that, $300 buyin for a Double Shootout, 1 seat?

I'd have to think about it, I'm not even sure I really want to play the ME this year. A two week event seems a little out of my range, at least for right now. Dave's playing, his boss is buying him in on a 50/50. I'd like to go for the experience of playing one of the early events, like a 2k or so NLHE, but playing poker for 2 weeks straight holds very little appeal for me. Maybe next year if I can get my bankroll going again.


well if you last 2 weeks then you're going to be getting some major cash, that's appealing to me.
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:37 AM
Here comes the Judge...

turd ferguson
Habs Fan
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:37 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:35 AM) *
Do Canadians even have taxes? I would think the government would pay you to live in Canada.


Igloo tax, Mooseshitting tax, and Labatt Blue tax.
dms26
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:37 AM
7 Members: dms26, ajs510, ShakeZuma, Habs Fan, Trustno1, Bizzle, turd ferguson


he's baaaaaaaack
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:38 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:35 PM) *
Do Canadians even have taxes? I would think the government would pay you to live in Canada.

bahahahahahaha


but seriously, when are taxes due in Canadia?
RhinestoneCowboy
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:40 AM
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 12:37 PM) *
7 Members: dms26, ajs510, ShakeZuma, Habs Fan, Trustno1, Bizzle, turd ferguson
he's baaaaaaaack



If he posts "anti-climatic" again I am going to punch him in the ovary
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:40 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:40 PM) *
If he posts "anti-climatic" again I am going to punch him in the ovary

Straight to the babymaker.
Habs Fan
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:41 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:38 AM) *
bahahahahahaha
but seriously, when are taxes due in Canadia?


End of April I think.

I should be getting about three thousand dollars.
RhinestoneCowboy
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 12:41 PM) *
End of April I think.

I should be getting about 50 US dollars.


FYP
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:41 PM) *
End of April I think.

I should be getting about three thousand dollars.

oh ok


so thats what, 25 bucks American?
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:41 PM) *
End of April I think.

I should be getting about three thousand dollars.

Will that get you a case of Blue or will you have to toss in a few more looneys?

EDIT: Goddamn you two, that joke was so ridiculously obvious.
Habs Fan
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:40 AM) *
If he posts "anti-climatic" again I am going to punch him in the ovary


Whatever is is, it's certainly taking him a long-assing time to write it.
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:43 AM
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:35 PM) *
I would buy someone out if we got head's up if I knew them.


Is the one this weekend the last one? I don't see anything on the schedule beyond that, and I definitely can't do it on Friday.

Huhuhuhuh...do it.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:43 AM
hahaha, poor habsfan, three back to back responses making fun of canadian money
Habs Fan
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:45 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:42 AM) *
oh ok
so thats what, 25 bucks American?


You guys are really busting my ballings today. It's 2600$ American.

More importantly, it's 300 contact dances at the Château.
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:45 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:43 PM) *
Is the one this weekend the last one? I don't see anything on the schedule beyond that, and I definitely can't do it on Friday.

Huhuhuhuh...do it.

They will keep running them through June or so. They just schedule them one at a time in case they want to change the structure.
turd ferguson
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:45 AM
Ok, you posting machines. I finally caught up. I slept in a little today. That's why I'm late. I was just tired, and I knew nobody would notice if I was an hour late.

Mk-You win POTD again with your broccoli explanation. Very well done. I laughed more than once.

Ajs & Bizzle- Thanks for the trip reports. You're both donkeys.

Shake- Post some pics of the chips you decided to get. Right now I'm thinking about Paulson's, but like you said, I don't think I want to spend a grand on chips.

I'm sure I'm missing something else, but I don't really give a ****ing. Here's my trip report.

I left work early and got the casino around 3:00. I didn't get a seat until around 4:00 though because there was a wait, and they only had one table open. I actually would have had to wait another thirty minutes or so, but I cheated when someone else didn't respond to their name being called. Sucker.

Anyway, like I said earlier, It was a $200 max $3-$5 blinds nlhe game. It's basically a gold mine if you're patient enough to build your stack up to $500 or more. In the first rotation I get delt 7 icon_suit_heart.gif 5 icon_suit_heart.gif in MP, and call along with another guy in late position, the button, and the small blind. The BB checks his option and we see a flop of 4 icon_suit_spade.gif 6 icon_suit_heart.gif 8 icon_suit_spade.gif. I check, the button bets $25, the small blind calls, and then I raise to $75. The button calls and the small blind folds. At this point I only have about $115 left in front of me, and I plan on pushing it in on the turn regardless because I'm not sure precisely what he has and there are too many ways I can outguess myself. There is about $200 in the pot so I just want to take it down. The turn is the 8 icon_suit_club.gif, and I push. He insta-calls, and turns up pocket sixes. First buy in down the drain.

I build my second buy in up to around $600 picking up a few decent pots here and there. Nothing very notable. Two pair vs. a smaller to pair. KK vs. a shortstack's AK all in preflop. Things of that nature. At this point I decide to go completely card dead for the last four hours of my session. I picked up absolutely zero decent starting hands, which is saying a lot for me because I play a lot of speculative hands. I'm just getting nothing, and even when I do I miss the flop completely. Anyway, I get whittled down to about $320, and call it a day. I finished my session down $180 because I dumped $100 playing $3-$6 while I waited. Nothing very remarkable. That game is a gold mine though, and I'm heading back Friday and Saturday night. Sorry for this being so long. I know most of you don't care.

Edit: In the first hand, the button had pocket sixes for a boat on the turn. Sorry for the typo.
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:45 AM
Yay BuckaFinger.

I think I just found my new alter-ego.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:46 AM
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:45 PM) *
More importantly, it's 300 contact dances at the Château.

I like that you've got your priorities straight
leftygolfer
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:48 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:34 AM) *
Oh hell, I'd do that. No point in going together though, if it's just one seat.

Doing your tax return early and not slacking is ok if you plan to use the proceeds for poker or sex or drugs or rock and roll



FYP

Sidebar...when I fist came on here I thought FYP meant F uck You Poster
Habs Fan
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM
QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:48 AM) *
FYP

Sidebar...when I fist came on here I thought FYP meant F uck You Poster


It does.
Bizzle
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:45 PM) *
Ajs & Bizzle- Thanks for the trip reports. You're both donkeys.

Thank you. I look forward to when you IM me for tournament help. :snickering face:
QUOTE
Anyway, like I said earlier, It was a $200 max $3-$5 blinds nlhe game. It's basically a gold mine if you're patient enough to build your stack up to $500 or more. In the first rotation I get delt 7 icon_suit_heart.gif 5 icon_suit_heart.gif in MP, and call along with another guy in late position, the button, and the small blind. The BB checks his option and we see a flop of 4 icon_suit_spade.gif 6 icon_suit_heart.gif 8 icon_suit_spade.gif. I check, the button bets $25, the small blind calls, and then I raise to $75. The button calls and the small blind folds. At this point I only have about $115 left in front of me, and I plan on pushing it in on the turn regardless because I'm not sure precisely what he has and there are too many ways I can outguess myself. There is about $200 in the pot so I just want to take it down. The turn is the 8 icon_suit_club.gif, and I push. He insta-calls, and turns up pocket sevens. First buy in down the drain.

I refuse to play in the game where 2 pair beats a straight, but that's just me.

QUOTE
I build my second buy in up to around $600 picking up a few decent pots here and there. Nothing very notable. Two pair vs. a smaller to pair. KK vs. a shortstack's AK all in preflop. Things of that nature. At this point I decide to go completely card dead for the last four hours of my session. I picked up absolutely zero decent starting hands, which is saying a lot for me because I play a lot of speculative hands. I'm just getting nothing, and even when I do I miss the flop completely. Anyway, I get whittled down to about $320, and call it a day. I finished my session down $180 because I dumped $100 playing $3-$6 while I waited. Nothing very remarkable. That game is a gold mine though, and I'm heading back Friday and Saturday night. Sorry for this being so long. I know most of you don't care.

Limit donkey.
tyfgine
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM
****ing, it took me like an hour to catch up on this shitting.

im supposed to get $900 back too, but its going straight into broccoli.
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM
wait, how did pocket sevens beat the straight?
Got The Nutz
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:51 AM
Hey turd what casino??

good point how did 77 beat your flopped straight?
tyfgine
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:51 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM) *
wait, how did pocket sevens beat the straight?


i was wondering that myself, filled up on the river or something?

good trip reports guys, very interesting indeed.
Habs Fan
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:52 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM) *
wait, how did pocket sevens beat the straight?


I say he had pocket 6's hence a fullboat
ShakeZuma
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:52 AM
Turd, these are the other chips I have in mind. Plain, but cool colors for 25c, 1 and 5 dollars. Just no edge spots.

http://www.apachepokerchips.com/fanofcardspokerchips.html
ajs510
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:55 AM
QUOTE (leftygolfer @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 1:48 PM) *
FYP

Sidebar...when I fist came on here I thought FYP meant F uck You Poster


If it didn't before, it certainly does now.

Actually, I kinda like ****ed Your Post
turd ferguson
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:55 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM) *
wait, how did pocket sevens beat the straight?


Check the edit.

QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:50 AM) *
Thank you. I look forward to when you IM me for tournament help. :snickering face:

I refuse to play in the game where 2 pair beats a straight, but that's just me.
Limit donkey.


Tournaments are just not my bag, baby.

Quiet you. Check my edit.

I flopped a set when two other people flopped a flush draw. It was capped four ways on the flop and preflop (I'm not sure what the fourth guy had). The turn made their flush, but the pot was so big I had to call the two bets on the turn to try and river my boat. Both flushes checked it down on the river. The person last to act was holding the stone cold nuts. LOL.
leftygolfer
Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 10:55 AM
Where's Hobbes with the Shakira/Idol report?

I forgot to TIVO it.
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