if only I wasn't so lazy
maybe tygfine can hook us up with a deal
I say light blue and courior new
think on that, and I'm gone for the day
Full Version: I Called In Sick Today
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Well, I just finished up my fifteen minutes of work for the day, and I called my boss with an excuse to leave three hours early. Apparently, my car needs an oil change and the place closes at 3:00. I'm out in twenty minutes to gamble it up. Wish me luck bitches!
The "I Am Not A Racist" thread bothers me.
That is all.
That is all.
if you only want a few, there are places that will do everything for you, you just give them the art you want. they have a couple in malls out here.
if you want to get more than say like 50, then you would want to buy the blank shirts yourself and get them printed at a silk screeners.
the problem with getting a small number of shirts silk screened is that you have to pay for the setups, which incude films, screens, etc, which will run around $25-$50 depending on the place. its only worth it if you are making a lot of shirts.
if you want to get more than say like 50, then you would want to buy the blank shirts yourself and get them printed at a silk screeners.
the problem with getting a small number of shirts silk screened is that you have to pay for the setups, which incude films, screens, etc, which will run around $25-$50 depending on the place. its only worth it if you are making a lot of shirts.
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 2:00 PM) 
The "I Am Not A Racist" thread bothers me.
That is all.
That is all.
You aren't alone.
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 12:29 PM)
That "I Am Not A Racist" thread is really censoring me off.
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My 1st attempt at this...I figured a wife beater would look nice.
Oh, and this is from cafepress.com
My 1st attempt at this...I figured a wife beater would look nice.
Oh, and this is from cafepress.com
how bout
I have a fun club t-shirts?
I have a fun club t-shirts?
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 4:09 PM)
Ok. The name stays the same. I like the description with the failed attempt to bypass the filter.
That always bothered me when I looked at it, but it has to stay
Edit: I would definitely buy one of those shirts
QUOTE (Trustno1 @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 2:18 PM)
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My 1st attempt at this...I figured a wife beater would look nice.
Oh, and this is from cafepress.com
My 1st attempt at this...I figured a wife beater would look nice.
Oh, and this is from cafepress.com
hey Trustno1, how did you attach those photos? I've got some mockups to post, but I can'f figure out how to do it.
What does this whole "Broccoli" thing mean?
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 3:02 PM)
What does this whole "Broccoli" thing mean?
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 24th, 2006, 1:27 PM)
Turd Ferguson, Shake Zuma, and Habs Fan (the Forum Humor Police) have issued the following proclamation:
It has come to our attention that many if not most of the regular posters on FCP have taken to using the term "Rigged" to get a cheap laugh or a +1.
Let us be clear, the term "Rigged" in this context is no longer funny and will not be cause for a
or a 
or a 
any longer. In addition, henceforth any person or persons using the term "Rigged" will be thought of as unimaginative and humorless.
In closing, we would like to challenge FCP members to be more original in their quest to bring joy and amusement to the Forum as a whole. Ask not what FCP can do for you, ask what you can do for FCP.
The Forum Humor Police offer the following acceptable substitutes in place of the no-longer-funny "Rigged":
(use 1 and only 1 of the following)
Circumscribed, Inveterate, Predisposed, Framed, and Broccoli.
Thank you for your time and kind attention to this pressing forum matter.
It has come to our attention that many if not most of the regular posters on FCP have taken to using the term "Rigged" to get a cheap laugh or a +1.
Let us be clear, the term "Rigged" in this context is no longer funny and will not be cause for a
or a or a any longer. In addition, henceforth any person or persons using the term "Rigged" will be thought of as unimaginative and humorless. In closing, we would like to challenge FCP members to be more original in their quest to bring joy and amusement to the Forum as a whole. Ask not what FCP can do for you, ask what you can do for FCP.
The Forum Humor Police offer the following acceptable substitutes in place of the no-longer-funny "Rigged":
(use 1 and only 1 of the following)
Circumscribed, Inveterate, Predisposed, Framed, and Broccoli.
Thank you for your time and kind attention to this pressing forum matter.
QUOTE (tyfgine @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 4:58 PM)
hey Trustno1, how did you attach those photos? I've got some mockups to post, but I can'f figure out how to do it.
I created a bmp file using Visio. You can probably use Paint or some other graphice program as well.
::embarassedpostingfromhomeface::
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 5:02 PM)
What does this whole "Broccoli" thing mean?
If any thread needed a bump in general that is it.
Waiting to begin the final table of a DS on stars. Will get a 650 seat if my drunk *** can pull off a victory.
I will explain how I donked off all my chips tomorrow morning...
I will explain how I donked off all my chips tomorrow morning...
damn, it's late, dude. i know you're up almost as early as i am, and it is def past my bedtime right now.
where the ****ing are you? can't find it.
are you crackalicious?
QUOTE (RhinestoneCowboy @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 10:25 PM)
Waiting to begin the final table of a DS on stars. Will get a 650 seat if my drunk *** can pull off a victory.
I will explain how I donked off all my chips tomorrow morning...
I will explain how I donked off all my chips tomorrow morning...
where the ****ing are you? can't find it.
are you crackalicious?
QUOTE (mk @ Wednesday, March 29th, 2006, 10:47 PM)
damn, it's late, dude. i know you're up almost as early as i am, and it is def past my bedtime right now.
where the ****ing are you? can't find it.
are you crackalicious?
where the ****ing are you? can't find it.
are you crackalicious?
I was... The details are pretty foggy but I went out in like 7th place. I lot of hours of satellites last night, I got $72 for final tabling one of the DS's, and I won a $33 seat in the $2R (which I used to enter more sats), lost in the $5R, and lost a few other DS's. Grand total of $11.50 and W$1 of profit. Nice hourly rate if I was sewing soccer balls in Peru.
Edit: It was late, and I will be paying for my actions throughout the day. Time for more caffeine.
Good morning, you fugly sluts.
QUOTE (mk @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:29 AM)
Good morning, you fugly sluts.
Morning
U R what u eat
Brutal SNG night last night...1-5
Tilted the last 2 heads up. Did win one on the first hand...LOL.
entertain me
tough luck on the poker there rhiney boy
these tshirt ideas are coming along nicely. It'd be nice if we could get some of these printed up. that'd be e-cool.
I like "poker is broccoli". "Online Poker is Broccoli" would work too.
these tshirt ideas are coming along nicely. It'd be nice if we could get some of these printed up. that'd be e-cool.
I like "poker is broccoli". "Online Poker is Broccoli" would work too.
i think "online poker is broccoli" would be best.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 8:47 AM)
tough luck on the poker there rhiney boy
these tshirt ideas are coming along nicely. It'd be nice if we could get some of these printed up. that'd be e-cool.
I like "poker is broccoli". "Online Poker is Broccoli" would work too.
these tshirt ideas are coming along nicely. It'd be nice if we could get some of these printed up. that'd be e-cool.
I like "poker is broccoli". "Online Poker is Broccoli" would work too.
I think I like "i'm pretty popular on the internet", I'd get annoyed from all the people asking what the shirt means if it says poker is broccoli
Post your fav
I like # 2
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of wife beaters though. Regular tshirts would be better.
So the ones I see so far are:
"I'm pretty popular on the internet" on light blue
and
"Online Poker is Broccoli" on some other color, maybe light green
oh, and I saw that royal had an idea but I can't remember what it was
So the ones I see so far are:
"I'm pretty popular on the internet" on light blue
and
"Online Poker is Broccoli" on some other color, maybe light green
oh, and I saw that royal had an idea but I can't remember what it was
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 7:51 AM)
I think I like "i'm pretty popular on the internet", I'd get annoyed from all the people asking what the shirt means if it says poker is broccoli
i'd probably feel like a huge dork explaining it.
[Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means]
[mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
So Ajs510,
Gonna give us a brokeback mountain report?
Gonna give us a brokeback mountain report?
QUOTE (mk @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:00 AM)
i'd probably feel like a huge dork explaining it.
[Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means]
[mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
[Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means]
[mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
hahaha
put the explanation, in full, on the back
that would be AWESOME
QUOTE (mk @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:00 AM)
i'd probably feel like a huge dork explaining it.
[Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means]
[mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
[Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means]
[mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that??
you had me at hello
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 5:47 AM)
tough luck on the poker there rhiney boy
these tshirt ideas are coming along nicely. It'd be nice if we could get some of these printed up. that'd be e-cool.
I like "poker is broccoli". "Online Poker is Broccoli" would work too.
these tshirt ideas are coming along nicely. It'd be nice if we could get some of these printed up. that'd be e-cool.
I like "poker is broccoli". "Online Poker is Broccoli" would work too.
I've had good luck with this site:
http://dyo.customink.com/cink/r.jsp?TEST&E=ci&F=t
QUOTE (Timdog1010 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:07 AM)
thats actually where I went yesterday afternooon to check stuff out.
do you know if you can get a few shirts made and send them individually out to different places, or do you have to send them all to one place, and have that person distribute them?
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:02 AM)
So Ajs510,
Gonna give us a brokeback mountain report?
Gonna give us a brokeback mountain report?
Yawn.
He might be too tired.
He was good though. Better than me.
I got two quick things to do, then I will write up a report.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:10 AM)
thats actually where I went yesterday afternooon to check stuff out.
do you know if you can get a few shirts made and send them individually out to different places, or do you have to send them all to one place, and have that person distribute them?
do you know if you can get a few shirts made and send them individually out to different places, or do you have to send them all to one place, and have that person distribute them?
Well, I think you may be limited to one address per order, but what's great about that site is that there's no minimum per order. So, in theory, you could just do several orders of '1' and have each shirt shipped separately...
Morning all...
So anyway, Bizzle and I hit up Turning Stone last night for the $115 tournament. I took his advice and took my addon right away for an additional 1000 starting chips (2800 starting stack). Doubled that by the first break, despite having Aces cracked twice (once when I raised preflop and got two callers, flop came all diamonds and I didn't have one, both callers shoved all-in, forced to fold (one guy had it). The other crack was AA vs KK vs QQ (all-in preflop), the Q's flopped a set but I got paid off by the K's).
Bizzle and I ended up at the same table when it was down to final two, and that's where the real fireworks happened. I was down to the felt with only 1900 in chips after losing a big pot (I don't recall the exact circumstances, but my opponents 6's wound up with a set, that much I know). The very next hand I had a raiser from middle postion who I read for nothing better than K high, so I pushed in with my A-6os. He called instantly with either AK or AQ, I forget which. Rivered a 6 to double through him to 3800 chips. The very next hand after that I had an all-in and a call behind me, I looked down at pocket 7's and called all-in as well. My opponents had AQos and (I think) AK, which left the 7's in pretty good shape. After the flop came down they were slightly better...
The flop was 7-7-4 for flopped quads, and I tripled up to go from 1900 chips to over 12,000 in just two hands.
From there it was a very easy coast to the final table where I was sitting on a medium stack. Several of the smaller stacks busted out fairly quickly, and we were down to 7 players within 1 level (tourney paid 6). I called an all-in with pocket 10's and my opponent (who I had outchipped) turned over A-6 of hearts. The flop came with two hearts, and the 3rd heart came on the river to make his nut flush. Only problem was, he didn't notice this at all (and as far as I know, neither did anyone else) so he got up from the table and walked away dejected at being the bubble boy. The dealer awarded me the pot without a word, and I certainly wasn't going to correct the situation. Maybe it's unethical not to tell the guy, but the fact is that you're responsible for your own hand and if you can't read the board you have no business playing.
So I'm in the money now and several of the smaller stacks are angling for an even chop. The larger stacks are having none of it (not including myself) so the smallest stack shoved his chips in the middle, got called and busted and walked with 6th place $$$. I survived an all-in with A-2 of spades against pocket Aces (only fair that I should crack Aces once in a while) when 5 clubs fell on the board and neither of us had one.
Within 3 hands after my survival, the guy with the Aces busted out and I was guaranteed 4th place money. The chop talk started up again, as an even chop would pay everyone $1100. The largest stack (who had just busted a guy) was being a total douchebag IMO and wouldn't talk about an even chop because he had a lot of chips. So we played it out and I busted shortly after in 4th place (A-10os vs a pocket pair that flopped a set). Took home $545 for my efforts, and the poetic justice came when the douchebag donked off all his chips to the eventual winner and had to settle for the $750 3rd prize.
Would have been nice if we could have made a deal that would get me some more money, but I'll take $400 profit for 4 hours work all day long. Anyway, I'm totally exhausted this morning as I only got 4 hours of sleep Tuesday night and didn't get home until 2:30am last night for another 3 hours of sleep or so. Thought about calling in, but that would be pretty pointless. It's not like I'm digging ditches or operating on patients, and I can be exhausted here and get paid the same as I could at home and not.
So anyway, Bizzle and I hit up Turning Stone last night for the $115 tournament. I took his advice and took my addon right away for an additional 1000 starting chips (2800 starting stack). Doubled that by the first break, despite having Aces cracked twice (once when I raised preflop and got two callers, flop came all diamonds and I didn't have one, both callers shoved all-in, forced to fold (one guy had it). The other crack was AA vs KK vs QQ (all-in preflop), the Q's flopped a set but I got paid off by the K's).
Bizzle and I ended up at the same table when it was down to final two, and that's where the real fireworks happened. I was down to the felt with only 1900 in chips after losing a big pot (I don't recall the exact circumstances, but my opponents 6's wound up with a set, that much I know). The very next hand I had a raiser from middle postion who I read for nothing better than K high, so I pushed in with my A-6os. He called instantly with either AK or AQ, I forget which. Rivered a 6 to double through him to 3800 chips. The very next hand after that I had an all-in and a call behind me, I looked down at pocket 7's and called all-in as well. My opponents had AQos and (I think) AK, which left the 7's in pretty good shape. After the flop came down they were slightly better...
The flop was 7-7-4 for flopped quads, and I tripled up to go from 1900 chips to over 12,000 in just two hands.
From there it was a very easy coast to the final table where I was sitting on a medium stack. Several of the smaller stacks busted out fairly quickly, and we were down to 7 players within 1 level (tourney paid 6). I called an all-in with pocket 10's and my opponent (who I had outchipped) turned over A-6 of hearts. The flop came with two hearts, and the 3rd heart came on the river to make his nut flush. Only problem was, he didn't notice this at all (and as far as I know, neither did anyone else) so he got up from the table and walked away dejected at being the bubble boy. The dealer awarded me the pot without a word, and I certainly wasn't going to correct the situation. Maybe it's unethical not to tell the guy, but the fact is that you're responsible for your own hand and if you can't read the board you have no business playing.
So I'm in the money now and several of the smaller stacks are angling for an even chop. The larger stacks are having none of it (not including myself) so the smallest stack shoved his chips in the middle, got called and busted and walked with 6th place $$$. I survived an all-in with A-2 of spades against pocket Aces (only fair that I should crack Aces once in a while) when 5 clubs fell on the board and neither of us had one.
Within 3 hands after my survival, the guy with the Aces busted out and I was guaranteed 4th place money. The chop talk started up again, as an even chop would pay everyone $1100. The largest stack (who had just busted a guy) was being a total douchebag IMO and wouldn't talk about an even chop because he had a lot of chips. So we played it out and I busted shortly after in 4th place (A-10os vs a pocket pair that flopped a set). Took home $545 for my efforts, and the poetic justice came when the douchebag donked off all his chips to the eventual winner and had to settle for the $750 3rd prize.
Would have been nice if we could have made a deal that would get me some more money, but I'll take $400 profit for 4 hours work all day long. Anyway, I'm totally exhausted this morning as I only got 4 hours of sleep Tuesday night and didn't get home until 2:30am last night for another 3 hours of sleep or so. Thought about calling in, but that would be pretty pointless. It's not like I'm digging ditches or operating on patients, and I can be exhausted here and get paid the same as I could at home and not.
Need I say...VNH!
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:19 AM)
Morning all...
Yada yada, I cashed for 400$
Yada yada, I cashed for 400$
Nice cash. And the Sabres won too!
well done aj, you superstar
:clapping and blowing kisses face:
:clapping and blowing kisses face:
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:19 AM)
The flop came with two hearts, and the 3rd heart came on the river to make his nut flush. Only problem was, he didn't notice this at all (and as far as I know, neither did anyone else) so he got up from the table and walked away dejected at being the bubble boy. The dealer awarded me the pot without a word, and I certainly wasn't going to correct the situation.
Thought about calling in, but that would be pretty pointless.
Thought about calling in, but that would be pretty pointless.
1. Congrats
2. :lmaoface: on the guy walking away and the fact that u considered calling in.
i wish people had to call their own hand online. how many of those miracle backdoor straights that kill me on stars would go unnoticed?
broccoli
broccoli
WL/PT?
Please Hexplain.
Please Hexplain.
QUOTE (Trustno1 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:13 AM)
kinda
the brocolli one should be green, probably a little lighter. the internet one, I like light baby blue for.
and for the brocoli one, if we decide to put the explanation on it, and I have mixed feelings there, it should go on the back, with the online poker is brocolli on the front. good size for the explanation.
QUOTE (Habs Fan @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:39 AM)
WL/PT?
Please Hexplain.
Please Hexplain.
Post Tons?
Alright, Bizzle's side of the trip report-
got out of here around 5:10, hit the Thruway at 5:20, hit TS at about 6:50 for a 7:00 tourney. Registered, took a quick piss, and headed to my table. I glanced around the room for anyone who fit the description that was giving me-bald head, looks like a bouncer, hung like an elephant. I did find him and when he was heading to a new table because the tourney was really small (only 55 players, typically well over 100) I made sure to say hey and shake his hand. And so the action goes.
I folded every hand the first three levels preflop, except a big blind hand that I ****eringed up (I had 88 and 4 limpers, I should have just jammed). Blinds are at 100-200 in the 4th level, I have ~2400, and I raise to 800 behind a very loose (but typically very aggressive preflop player) with 89s, the SB calls with 1k behind (what the hell) and the limper folds. Flop is AA8, SB checks, I jam, and he thinks for a while before folding (well done moron). About 4 hands later, UTG limps with 925 behind, I make it 1200 with AK to get everyone else out, he laughs and calls with J9o. Naturally, jack flops, and I am back down to 2400. I eat the blinds once and head into the break with 2125.
During the break Adam, his buddy, and I get to talking about the tourney so far, his buddies' exploits (he is one of *those* guys), and some other random stuff. Adam has around 5k at this point and is bemoaning his bad luck (I will let him explain it to you) and his buddy has around 9k. We semi-head off to walk around the casino, I head off to the gift shop where I buy my traditional $1.84 20 oz soda, and we head back down and into the room.
Second hour of blinds is quite kinder. (Foreshadowing alert) Three hands in, I am CO-1 and I raise to 900 with KJs with 1225 behind. The button calls, the SB is all in for 300 total, and the BB folds. Flop comes down AK9, and I jam. The button thinks for a bit and folds, I table my KJ and he starts swearing, saying that he folded an ace. I am just giggling. The hand holds up against the shorties' 52o and I am up to 3600 chips. Later in the level, a guy with 1100 chips minraises my big blind, and I have A8o. I call and put the last 500 in on a K74 flop, he thinks for a bit (wth?) and calls with A7o. I miss the 3 outer and am back to 2500 chips. The very next hand, I pick up A10s in the SB. Same moron minraises UTG, typically aggro player calls in mid position, and I jam. UTG thinks for a while and eventually calls, and the aggro player counts out his chips and eventually says "this is the worst call ever, but I am going to do it." UTG tables A7o, aggro tables his A6c. Flop comes Q102 with 2 clubs, but a queen on the turn and a deuce on the river hold my hand up, and I am up to 7700.
At this point, I hold back for one round, and then I gear up and start snagging some pots. I run my way up to 10k without seeing a flop, snapping off a LP raiser with 74o, stealing three times one round with QQ, A4, and K9, and just basically firing away. The massive fold equity I have from not playing the first three rounds and only tabling decent hands is paying off.
Blinds go up to 300-600, and I raise UTG to 1800 with 99. Donk in mid calls with 2300 behind, the SB is all in for 300, and the BB folds. on the K64 flop I put the 2300 out there and the donk has AK...fun. I steal a few times, get moved to Adam's table, and head into the next break after the 400-800 level with 7700. During this time, Adam gets nearly felted and then builds back up massively, a story I am sure he will enjoy recapping.
I come back, blinds are 500-1000, and there are around 16 players left, with some super short stacks. About 4 hands in, I am UTG+1 (table is now 6 handed, about to be 5 handed because the BB only has 1k behind). I raise to 3k, big stack in the SB says all in very quickly, and I have to call off the last 4700 with A5d. He has KK, and I see a king window, so the ace behind it is no big deal. I head out around 12th.
Other random highlights-
From Adam, out of nowhere, "Internet is broccoli." Bizzle giggles like a madman, everyone looks at him like he is insane.
Woman to J9 limperdonk-"Nice hand."
J9 limperdonk-"I knew he wasn't going to hit."
Old guy who was on the button when I was SB-"I almost played the hand you raised to 2400 in the SB, but I had AQ and that's like one of those trap hands."
Aggro A6 caller dude-"How can you go all in with A10 there?"
EDIT: Quick edit on Adam's hands that he doesn't remember. He got felted to 1900 by raising in EP to 3k with AJs, BB jammed for 800 more with 66 and flopped the 6, while Adam turned a jack. Also, the quad 7s flop was 772. And finally, he called with the A6 against AK.
got out of here around 5:10, hit the Thruway at 5:20, hit TS at about 6:50 for a 7:00 tourney. Registered, took a quick piss, and headed to my table. I glanced around the room for anyone who fit the description that was giving me-bald head, looks like a bouncer, hung like an elephant. I did find him and when he was heading to a new table because the tourney was really small (only 55 players, typically well over 100) I made sure to say hey and shake his hand. And so the action goes.
I folded every hand the first three levels preflop, except a big blind hand that I ****eringed up (I had 88 and 4 limpers, I should have just jammed). Blinds are at 100-200 in the 4th level, I have ~2400, and I raise to 800 behind a very loose (but typically very aggressive preflop player) with 89s, the SB calls with 1k behind (what the hell) and the limper folds. Flop is AA8, SB checks, I jam, and he thinks for a while before folding (well done moron). About 4 hands later, UTG limps with 925 behind, I make it 1200 with AK to get everyone else out, he laughs and calls with J9o. Naturally, jack flops, and I am back down to 2400. I eat the blinds once and head into the break with 2125.
During the break Adam, his buddy, and I get to talking about the tourney so far, his buddies' exploits (he is one of *those* guys), and some other random stuff. Adam has around 5k at this point and is bemoaning his bad luck (I will let him explain it to you) and his buddy has around 9k. We semi-head off to walk around the casino, I head off to the gift shop where I buy my traditional $1.84 20 oz soda, and we head back down and into the room.
Second hour of blinds is quite kinder. (Foreshadowing alert) Three hands in, I am CO-1 and I raise to 900 with KJs with 1225 behind. The button calls, the SB is all in for 300 total, and the BB folds. Flop comes down AK9, and I jam. The button thinks for a bit and folds, I table my KJ and he starts swearing, saying that he folded an ace. I am just giggling. The hand holds up against the shorties' 52o and I am up to 3600 chips. Later in the level, a guy with 1100 chips minraises my big blind, and I have A8o. I call and put the last 500 in on a K74 flop, he thinks for a bit (wth?) and calls with A7o. I miss the 3 outer and am back to 2500 chips. The very next hand, I pick up A10s in the SB. Same moron minraises UTG, typically aggro player calls in mid position, and I jam. UTG thinks for a while and eventually calls, and the aggro player counts out his chips and eventually says "this is the worst call ever, but I am going to do it." UTG tables A7o, aggro tables his A6c. Flop comes Q102 with 2 clubs, but a queen on the turn and a deuce on the river hold my hand up, and I am up to 7700.
At this point, I hold back for one round, and then I gear up and start snagging some pots. I run my way up to 10k without seeing a flop, snapping off a LP raiser with 74o, stealing three times one round with QQ, A4, and K9, and just basically firing away. The massive fold equity I have from not playing the first three rounds and only tabling decent hands is paying off.
Blinds go up to 300-600, and I raise UTG to 1800 with 99. Donk in mid calls with 2300 behind, the SB is all in for 300, and the BB folds. on the K64 flop I put the 2300 out there and the donk has AK...fun. I steal a few times, get moved to Adam's table, and head into the next break after the 400-800 level with 7700. During this time, Adam gets nearly felted and then builds back up massively, a story I am sure he will enjoy recapping.
I come back, blinds are 500-1000, and there are around 16 players left, with some super short stacks. About 4 hands in, I am UTG+1 (table is now 6 handed, about to be 5 handed because the BB only has 1k behind). I raise to 3k, big stack in the SB says all in very quickly, and I have to call off the last 4700 with A5d. He has KK, and I see a king window, so the ace behind it is no big deal. I head out around 12th.
Other random highlights-
From Adam, out of nowhere, "Internet is broccoli." Bizzle giggles like a madman, everyone looks at him like he is insane.
Woman to J9 limperdonk-"Nice hand."
J9 limperdonk-"I knew he wasn't going to hit."
Old guy who was on the button when I was SB-"I almost played the hand you raised to 2400 in the SB, but I had AQ and that's like one of those trap hands."
Aggro A6 caller dude-"How can you go all in with A10 there?"
EDIT: Quick edit on Adam's hands that he doesn't remember. He got felted to 1900 by raising in EP to 3k with AJs, BB jammed for 800 more with 66 and flopped the 6, while Adam turned a jack. Also, the quad 7s flop was 772. And finally, he called with the A6 against AK.
ya flame me all you want but can some explain this brocolli thing?
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:19 AM)
From there it was a very easy coast to the final table where I was sitting on a medium stack. Several of the smaller stacks busted out fairly quickly, and we were down to 7 players within 1 level (tourney paid 6). I called an all-in with pocket 10's and my opponent (who I had outchipped) turned over A-6 of hearts. The flop came with two hearts, and the 3rd heart came on the river to make his nut flush. Only problem was, he didn't notice this at all (and as far as I know, neither did anyone else) so he got up from the table and walked away dejected at being the bubble boy. The dealer awarded me the pot without a word, and I certainly wasn't going to correct the situation. Maybe it's unethical not to tell the guy, but the fact is that you're responsible for your own hand and if you can't read the board you have no business playing.
nice, that guy is a moron.
I got looks when I started laughing after reading MK's explaination...nh
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:41 AM)
Post Tons?
I guess. I just think we need a little uniformity.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 6:41 AM)
Post Tons?
And the answer is:
Unlike the rest of you deadbeats (:jkface:) habs and I have post counts less than 1,000. My goal is to get to 1,000 (est. this June) posts and then I can shoot for millions. Thus for now, it's WL/PT(thousands)
Rome wasn't built in a day
Comprende?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:42 AM)
EDIT: Quick edit on Adam's hands that he doesn't remember. He got felted to 1900 by raising in EP to 3k with AJs, BB jammed for 800 more with 66 and flopped the 6, while Adam turned a jack. Also, the quad 7s flop was 772. And finally, he called with the A6 against AK.
Thanks, I knew I was getting some of that wrong, but I still have a problem with getting wrapped up in the moment and not really paying attention to the details. I remember the beat or the win, not exactly how or why it happened. Part of my development, I need to work on that...
QUOTE (dEv~ @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:47 AM)
ya flame me all you want but can some explain this brocolli thing?
QUOTE
QUOTE(ajs510 @ Friday, March 24th, 2006, 1:27 PM)
Turd Ferguson, Shake Zuma, and Habs Fan (the Forum Humor Police) have issued the following proclamation:
It has come to our attention that many if not most of the regular posters on FCP have taken to using the term "Rigged" to get a cheap laugh or a +1.
Let us be clear, the term "Rigged" in this context is no longer funny and will not be cause for a or a or a any longer. In addition, henceforth any person or persons using the term "Rigged" will be thought of as unimaginative and humorless.
In closing, we would like to challenge FCP members to be more original in their quest to bring joy and amusement to the Forum as a whole. Ask not what FCP can do for you, ask what you can do for FCP.
The Forum Humor Police offer the following acceptable substitutes in place of the no-longer-funny "Rigged":
(use 1 and only 1 of the following)
Circumscribed, Inveterate, Predisposed, Framed, and Broccoli.
Thank you for your time and kind attention to this pressing forum matter.
Turd Ferguson, Shake Zuma, and Habs Fan (the Forum Humor Police) have issued the following proclamation:
It has come to our attention that many if not most of the regular posters on FCP have taken to using the term "Rigged" to get a cheap laugh or a +1.
Let us be clear, the term "Rigged" in this context is no longer funny and will not be cause for a or a or a any longer. In addition, henceforth any person or persons using the term "Rigged" will be thought of as unimaginative and humorless.
In closing, we would like to challenge FCP members to be more original in their quest to bring joy and amusement to the Forum as a whole. Ask not what FCP can do for you, ask what you can do for FCP.
The Forum Humor Police offer the following acceptable substitutes in place of the no-longer-funny "Rigged":
(use 1 and only 1 of the following)
Circumscribed, Inveterate, Predisposed, Framed, and Broccoli.
Thank you for your time and kind attention to this pressing forum matter.
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:54 AM)
Thanks, I knew I was getting some of that wrong, but I still have a problem with getting wrapped up in the moment and not really paying attention to the details. I remember the beat or the win, not exactly how or why it happened. Part of my development, I need to work on that...
No worries. It was fun meeting you and playing with you. You played well.
Hmmm, that sounds dirty. Intentional?
QUOTE (Bizzle @ Thursday, March 30th, 2006, 9:57 AM)
No worries. It was fun meeting you and playing with you. You played well.
Hmmm, that sounds dirty. Intentional?
Hmmm, that sounds dirty. Intentional?
Great meeting you too, we need to do that again. The Mt. Morris tournament is coming up in a couple of weeks, interested? I played there last time, and it's a pretty nice deal, $40 buyin gets you entry and dinner (Pizza and stuff), and if you bust early there are 1-2NL side games all night.
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