It was on ABC Family a few weeks ago, and I made the post about it in the MFK thread, and I wanted to stab my eyes out after about 10 minutes of watching it. All the eye candy in the world wouldn't get me to watch that movie.
This girl that I was trying to hook up with invited me over to her place one night to cook me dinner and watch a movie. She rented Coyote Ugly. It sucked...
wait for it...
and so did she.
:brag post face:

