I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots all over Pocatello.

Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back seat. Then both are begging you for a ride home.

Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants.

This is when they steal your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

I couldn't find them on Saturday.

just buy a bunch of shtty wallets and only keep like 5 bucks in them, with no important cards or papers..

then repeatedly enjoy yourself for 5 dollars

I likee But why leave so much in the wallet?

Where is this Pocatello that you speak of?

Nice way to alter the joke.

Either it's an old one and its a coincidence you posted it,

or you are a vistitor of www.Entensity.net.

I laughed.

I know of entensity, but haven't visited it in years.

I heard it from a friend.

LMAO, nh sir

I laughed as well when i read it on entensity, but like i said, either it was coincidence or you got it from the website.

Turns out it was just coincidence. It is a funny as hell joke.

nice job on the 20 year old joke