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ShakeZuma
I just noticed something very interesting. I saw on the news this morning that today is the one and only Chuck Norris' birthday.

Now I look down at the bottom of the main page this morning and see that it is also Erik (DrawingDeadinDM)'s birthday.

This leads me to only one frightening conclusion.



Erik = Chuck Norris




you BAMF
ajs510
I'll be watching my back from now on around Erik...don't want a roundhouse kick to the face after an ill-advised flame.
dms26
Hsppy 66th Erik, you've aged well
ajs510
Anybody else seen the "Walker, Brokeback Ranger" video yet?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=irI-T9zq2Po

Too funny...
Got The Nutz
God Damn Chuck Norris!!
kers2
If you can see Erik, he can see you

If you cant see Erik... you are 2 seconds away from a painful death
ShakeZuma
Erik doesn't read books.


He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
mrdannyg
i don't see erik...
2...
1...
tyfgine
erik CAN beleive it's not butter.
dEv~
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 9:39 AM) *
I just noticed something very interesting. I saw on the news this morning that today is the one and only Chuck Norris' birthday.

Now I look down at the bottom of the main page this morning and see that it is also Erik (DrawingDeadinDM)'s birthday.

This leads me to only one frightening conclusion.
Erik = Chuck Norris
you BAMF



HEY!!!...check the title jerk!!!
Thriceknurd
Chuck Norris reads some 'facts' on Best Damn Sports Show

Guys, this is a must see. Chuck Norris appeared on the Best Damn Sports Show and Chris Rose mentions the some 'facts' that are floating around online. So, Chuck in turn reads aloud some of them himself and shares a laugh with the audience. The guy is having FUN with these!

This is priceless.

Happy Birthday Chuck smile.gif
ajs510
He did the same thing on Jimmy Kimmel, it was fun to see him getting a laugh out of it. Nice to see a celebrity who doesn't take himself too seriously for a change.
DrawingDeadInDM
BAM!
kers2
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 3:09 PM) *
BAM!


F*ck I just died
ajs510
If we all get killed by a Roundhouse Kick from Erik, and there's no one left to hear our bodies hit the floor, do they make a sound?
DrawingDeadInDM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 12:26 PM) *
If we all get killed by a Roundhouse Kick from Erik, and there's no one left to hear our bodies hit the floor, do they make a sound?


No.

The force of the kick simply causes the bodies to turn to dust and disipate before they hit the ground.
avsfan
Happt Birthday Drawingdead, Erik, or Chuck. I remember Chuck Norris he use to work out at the same gym as me when I was little. That guy would hog the machines and equipment up while he did his super intensive Chuch Norris workout. No, one ever tryed to work in with him cause he would kick their ass. Other than your super intesive weight work out program your cool and very funny.

Ok seriously Happy Birthday Drawind Dead!


p.s. Praying Norris don't smite me. smile.gif
ajs510
Oh yeah, before I forget and get wrapped up in the whole Chuck Norris thing (too late!)

Happy Birthday Erik smile.gif
DrawingDeadInDM
Hey, thanks guys.

This is pretty much my favorite month of the year. Two of my best friends have birthdays on March 8th and 9th. Mine's the 10th. Spring break is next week. St Patrick's Day. The weather warming up. Finally get to fish again.

I love March.
ShakeZuma
yeah, finally turning to fishin weather and Im gonna sell my boat.


I'm an idiot.
ajs510
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 4:21 PM) *
yeah, finally turning to fishin weather and Im gonna sell my boat.
I'm an idiot.


You don't really need it, your pole is busy with American Idol anyway...
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 4:24 PM) *
You don't really need it, your pole is busy with American Idol anyway...

Bah!


That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
custom36
Erik's/Chuck's face is all over the background on PTI right now. It's awesome.
lvpro
QUOTE (kers2 @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 12:24 PM) *
F*ck I just died


For some reason, this post is the funniest thing I've seen on here all day.

Thanks for the laugh, kers. smile.gif
76clubs
Erik>Chuck Norris



Chuck Norris is stupid


and walker, texas ranger might be the worst show ever...
CardWarfare
the grass is always greener on the other side.. unless Erik Norris has been there.

Then it's covered in blood, tears, and grammatical corrections.
gkunit20
QUOTE (76clubs @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 6:56 PM) *
Erik>Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is stupid
and walker, texas ranger might be the worst show ever...


Someone agrees with me? Yay.
custom36
QUOTE (76clubs @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 6:56 PM) *
Erik>Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is stupid
and walker, texas ranger might be the worst show ever...


BLASPHEMY!!!
CardWarfare
QUOTE (76clubs @ Friday, March 10th, 2006, 7:56 PM) *
Erik>Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is stupid
and walker, texas ranger might be the worst show ever...


It's a shame, I liked 76.. he's probably dead by now though
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