There are times when every man just feels like shouting out some classic Burgundy quotes...so here is the place for it. Since starting "official" threads is the sexy new-fangled fad these days, I thought I'd try my hand at it.





"I wanna be on you."

This burrito is delicious! But it is filling!

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science"

"I don't know if you know, but I'm kind of a big deal around here."

You woke the bears! Why did you do that?

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!

Milk was a bad choice!

"Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. "

Sometimes you just gotta look in the mirror and say, "when in Rome."

I'm going to punch you in the ovaries.

From the trailer, but not found in the movie:

Ron Burgundy is down... and it is bad!

You've got your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorsimus, its boring, but its my life...

ewwwww smells like big foots dik!!

RON DIDNT SAY THAT!!

I'm Ron Burgundy. Go **** yourself, San Diego.

What's that? You pooped in the refrigerator.... And you ate the entire wheel of cheese?

Thats... Actually I'm not even made. That's amazing.

You really know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.

Great Odin's Raven!

Knights of Columbus!

By the beard of Zeus!

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair

Corrent me if I'm wrong here but I believe diversity is an old, old, wooden ship. Used in the civil war era.

Unique New York. Unique New York.

The Human Torch was denied a bank load.

AHhHhH Ha. AHHHhhA HAH. HHHHAHA.

Oh Baxter, you are my little gnetleman, i will take you to foggy londontown

"If you don't like this song... I will fight you."

"I'm not even mad, that's amazing!"

"Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!!"

Veronica Corningstone: Take me to pleasure town!
Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...


Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.


Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!


You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!

Don't know how many of you have seen this "tryout" for ESPN of Ron Burgundy...but it is pretty funny.


http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1605.html

That doesn't even make sense.

Go back to your home on whore island!

I'm Ron Burgundy?

You're pathetic.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

i'm in a glass cage of emotion!

Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Brick, you might want to lay low for a while, stay with some relatives, or at a safe house. Your probobly wanted for murder.

No not you. I'm talking to her. I don't even know your name. What is it? Lan, Lanalin, Landalin?

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!

Who is this? Is that you, Wilt Chamberlain?

She pointed to her boobies!

Ha ha ha...that squirell can water ski. Ho ho!!

We've been coming to the same party for 10 years. And in no way is that depressing.

"What's the name of this network? Espin?"

"E.S.P.N."

"That's a terrible name"





"All sports? Around the clock? That's never going to work. That's ridiculous. I mean that's like a 24 hour cooking network. Or an all music channel. Ridiculous.. That's really dumb. Seriously, this thing is going to be a financial and cultural disaster. Sportscenter. Think about that. That's just dumb."

Great Odin's raven!

HOT POT OF COFFEE!

I will NOT eat cat poop!!
Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak?
I'll eat the whole hunk of ****! I don't care!

By the beard of Zeus!

GRANDMOTHER'S SPATULA!

I CAN SHOW YOU AROUND AND THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH

Wes is probobly just upset at finishing number 2 in the ratings again.

....

I'll have to take you at word, number 2.

On a different note, Miz Corningstone and I are currently dating, and I can tell you, she is quite a handful in the bedroom.